Chantal Fan Art and Related Images -

[jambeans72]

See if you can't make a good meme with her cats:

Challenge accepted.

 

[Dumbest]

Sped here, reporting for duty. Did someone request a Chantal majora's mask moon photoshop? I tried, it ended up being a lot scarier than I was expecting.

 

[HickoryDickory]

Tbf, the moon has nicer cheekbones and no wattle.

 

[Arirang]

Illustrating "life at the crack den"

Spoiler: Chantal during sexercise

Spoiler: Bonus

 

[Arirang]

Spoiler: 🐦

 

[Rasputin's Side Piece]

I Feel Pretty

I feel pretty, oh, so pretty,

Though I’m vulgar and stupid and crass,

And I pity anyone who has to smell my gas.

I feel charming, oh, so charming,

But I’m smarmy and too dumb to know

That I’m horrid and the star of the Chantal Show.

See the ugly pig in the mirror there

Who can that clueless bitch be

Such a nasty smell, such a filthy dress,

Such a yellow smile, such an ugly meeeee.

I feel stunning, and entrancing

But should be running and screaming for Mom,

For I’m bound by a creepy Egyptian Dom.

See the beezing girl in that mirror there

What could that horrid smell be

Such a giant gunt, such a noisy squeal

Such a messy sty, such a total waste.

I feel stunning, and entrancing

If you come near you’re chancing a whiff

Of a giant and turd-crusted beast.

 

[Benet_Bandito284]

I have this weird idea that she thinks Europe is one big food hall that you just ride around in a scooter sampling food and picking up gigolos to pleasure her at her convenience.

As for amphetamines: side effects include insomnia, elation, agitation, nasal stuffiness, and decreased appetite. Seen them all from her over the past few days.

Their affect on a fatty liver usually starts three days to two weeks after use, then the liver starts to metabolise the amphetamine in a very nasty way; causing fatigue, weakness and jaundice. Then the enzymes pump out and start affecting any weakened organs, such as heart, kidneys or muscles. But, if she stops, that wonderful machine we know as our body will start actually repairing the damage.

Cockroaches have nothing on her for survival.

While I don't know about the rest, I found a great gif for the first line:

 

[Screamer]

 

[RielleGG]

Pleasure room.