Chantal Sarault / Foodie Beauty - 400+lb delusional Canadian mukbanger in a constant cycle of making and breaking promises.

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Our Foodie Beauty.

Chantal Olive Marie Sarault, born March 28th 1984, aliases Foodie Beauty, Big Beautiful Me, Chantal Marie, Chinny, Clotso, Cuntal and others, is a Canadian YouTuber, whose channel was created in 2014, and who reads this thread regularly. Initially an attempted beauty channel, Chantal instead made a name for herself eating huge amounts of fast food in single sittings, usually while alone in her car in an empty parking lot, and all the while twitching and convulsing like a malfunctioning animatronic. Her gluttony and foolishness earned her the sobriquet "the Canadian Amberlynn Reid", but her outlandish behaviour and delusions have made her a cow in a league of her own.

Chantal is notable for her manic attempts to cultivate and control a glamorous image of herself as an attractive woman who is losing weight, a persona she sabotages by lying about dieting, often while visibly gaining weight, and frequently succumbing to a pathological need to relate anecdotes about her losing bowel control or having sex with homeless men. This is because Chantal is batshit crazy. Chantal claims to have gained only 40lbs over her YouTube weight loss career, but appears to have gained a large amount and her health has nosedived, leading many to doubt her.
Chantal has historically lied constantly, unconvincingly and pointlessly about anything and everything. Just about anything she says, particularly about her health or notions of success, is unlikely to be consistent between (sometimes within) her videos, This has always been so, but ever since an event in late 2018 (more on that later), Chantal's dishonesty has become so extensive and so inconsistent in narrative that is difficult for her followers to discern what, or whether, events are transpiring.

Chantal will give many different accounts of a story which contradict themselves and each other, and which were so implausible prima facie that they weren't believed anyway, and this behaviour seems to be getting worse with time. The departure of much of her sanity in late 2018, co-inciding with a content doldrum in the Amberlynn Reid subforum, caused an influx of Kiwis looking for "delusional fat bitch" content, and her thread growth has sped up considerably since then.

The author of Chantal's predicament is the fact that she won't act beyond immediate gratification and getting exactly what she wants right away. This means among other things that she's extremely lazy, spending all day lying in bed, binge-eating, and obsessively monitoring her YouTube and Instagram comment sections — often all of the above at the same time. Although often compared to Queen Deathfat ALR, Chantal crucially differs in her total lack of self-awareness and her refusal to countenance any criticism: she doesn't intentionally troll viewers like ALR, she's just that dumb and that crazy. Very entitled, Chantal expects that she not be held accountable for how she treats her "fanbase", even though she constantly lies to them and breaks her promises.

These broken promises are, as stated, generally to do with a diet. Chantal is enamoured with the idea of being on a weight loss journey, and often fantasises aloud about her future fabulous and sexy body. What the weight loss journey amounts to is a loop, where Chantal will proclaim she's on a new diet, often sanctimoniously lecturing her viewers about health, then make no effort to adhere to it, visibly gain weight (often uploading a mukbang of junk food with no explanation) and then when called out react with a furious conflagration of video deletion and self-righteous ranting, followed by a period of silence before she begins again. This is referred to by Chantal's observers as "the cycle", but although she never truly deviates from it, it has varied lately (completing itself faster, failing to complete, or even regressing stages).

Her diets of choice are often plant-based or vegan. So far, none of these diets has involved giving up eating meat and cheese, with one 2019 "vegan mukbang" consisting of eating actual chicken on camera. During her vegan phases, Chantal browses cute livestock pics online and even physically visits farms and petting zoos, which she claims helps to deter her from eating meat (it doesn't). Her preoccupation with these diets is partly wanting to emulate thin, attractive social media influencers, the impetus for much of her online behaviour.

Vanity

Foodie Beauty, for so she calls herself, is very vain. Despite her deathfat physique, Chantal will apply huge amounts of makeup every day, often just to sit around indoors taking heavily doctored selfies for Instagram. She's balding (there are several possible reasons why) and so also applies black powder to her scalp, trying to hide it. Being vain, Chantal tried to start as a beauty channel, but her makeup skills are not good and she often unknowingly wears makeup intended for costume parties or drag queens, and regularly overlines her lips heavily and unevenly. Chantal is never seen without heavy concealer on her face and therewhile actually affects not to be wearing makeup. However, in an early 2019 video, she made a video without any cosmetics applied for real, and her frightening appearance indicated that ordinarily she does her hair and makeup even for her 5am "candid" chimpout videos. The money for expensive makeup and various other frivolous purchases is covered a bit by her channel income, but Chantal is known to cull money from her family and friends.

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Clotso au naturale.


Vain though she is, Chantal relates disgusting anecdotes (that nobody believes) in her videos. These tales feature sex with strange men, flatulence, loss of bowel control, menstruation, and combinations thereof. The reason for this behaviour is not clear, with speculation ranging from paypig catering to severely rëtarded social development.


Chantal likes to think of herself as a gifted singer, and has uploaded numerous song covers, where between gasping breaths she coos the lyrics in a weak mezzo-soprano, completely out of tune but enjoying her diva fantasy a great deal.


Why She's a Cow

It's not because she's fat. Chantal is a crazy white trash misanthrope: she hates all men and all women. Her hatred of men is believed to stem from daddy issues (her dad walked out on her very young) and she's fond of telling stories where men lust after her. Because she hates them, though, they always somehow antagonise her, but Chantal gets the upper hand at the end like an flatulent Br'er Rabbit. Chantal wants men to be attracted to her, but sourly resents that they never are, and so resents men themselves. Chantal's hatred of other women, in a similar vein, stems from envy of their superior desirability (and bewildered resentment of their ability to avoid becoming morbidly obese), which curves around again to her obsession with male attention. Chantal's delusions about men finding her sexy, fostered by her enablers, are rubber bands keeping together the vanities, vexations and vendettas that pass for her psyche. Male attention is her psychic currency, and not getting it results in a nuclear meltdown.

Chantal is super morbidly obese, but although she thinks haters just want to make fun of her for her size, her sky-high BMI is a symptom of her general failures, and is incidental to her entertainment value. What her cow appeal stems from is her titanic delusions, her nasty disposition, her thirst for male validation, and her erroneous belief that she's smarter than everybody else — her canard that 100% of criticism is fattie-bashing proves this point. Chantal has a thread because she wants to be perceived as a clever, attractive, successful and thin personality on the internet, and she's not going to let debilitating obesity, total solipsism, subnormal reasoning skills, narc bitch tendencies, or a consummate estrangement from reality get in her way.


Education

Chantal showcases her advanced English skills with her patented EAITING pyramid.


Chantal evidently finished high school and has completed a few units of a university degree in English Literature, which she deferred and has exhibited no intention to complete. Despite this dropout, she often touts it as evidence of her successful past, or as a viable alternative to her YouTube "career" in one of her regular internet exodus song-and-dances. She is always nebulous about her scholastic career, but her LinkedIn incoherently attempts to indicate that she was doing English Lit (undergrad and less than half-finished, but somehow "with honours") before she dropped out to focus on her current vocation of being an unemployable watermelon. LinkedIn would also have us believe this degree was part-time, even though Chantal was doing nothing else with her life then as now.

Why she deferred has never been convincingly explained, but it's not even clear why she began it. Nothing about Chantal suggests she has literary interests. She doesn't read or talk about books, and has admitted during post-fake-diet-meltdowns to never even having read the short book the diet was supposedly based on. Her writing is below the standards of an adult, let alone one who studied English Lit, and it consists almost exclusively of angry prattle written in childish first- and second- person sentences, with plenty of elementary spelling and grammar mistakes but well under quota on punctuation, and as of July 2020, no paragraph spacing has ever been witnessed, even in her longest chimpout posts. Chantal does not write or speak about subjects other than herself.

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Chantal's LinkedIn account of her tertiary education speaks volumes.

Besides her mastery of English, Chantal also takes every opportunity to assure her viewers that she speaks French, especially and notoriously by trying to pronounce the word "poutine" like a Francophone. Although she comes from an ethnically French family, all written and spoken French she has demonstrated has been basic, incorrect, or both. She pronounces any word in French in a comically baroque and exaggerated manner that has been likened to how a weeaboo speaks Japanese (thus poutine is "poo-tin") yet she can't perform a guttural rhotic, which is French 101. She has ignored many requests to make a video where she speaks only French — though she claims she could. She was fired from her most recent job (in 2014; a receptionist) in part because her French wasn't good enough. In short, she can't speak French, neither Standard nor Québécois.


Chantal's People

Chantal doesn't get out much because she's an unemployed misanthrope, but the dead end she occupies has a few other residents:
  • Two cats — Sam and BebeJunes, young and old respectively. Chantal favours Sam, and is often heard to sing nonsense songs to him. While this is something people often do in private to pets and babies, Chantal frequently adopts an unsettling ogre voice to deliver the song, and has unabashedly uploaded many such recitals to YouTube, often with Sam being restrained from escaping. BebeJunes' real name was revealed in 2020 by Peetz to be Casey, but for reasons unknown Chantal has never called her that.

  • Bibi — Malan, nicknamed Bibi by Chantal, is a Senegalese manlet who was in a relationship with Chantal for about eight years; mid-2011 to early 2020, when they "broke up" (he dumped her and kicked her out). For the duration of Chantal's YT "career", Chantal tried to create the impression that she and Bibi were a happy couple, but Bibi was very reluctant to appear on camera, and when he did, he was sullen and frosty. Bibi works full time, and while they were living together it was assumed he paid the majority of expenses. Around October 2018, things with Bibi seemed to change. Chantal made mention of Bibi's sister entering the picture, and her behaviour became substantially more manic. Bibi went home to Senegal around this time for some weeks, and during this time, apparently à propos of nothing, Chantal sold her car, then rapidly got another one.

    Due to whatever really happened at this time, Chantal's dishonesty, though never in short supply in the past, became so profuse, and inconsistent of narrative, that almost nothing at all she says in videos after that point was or is taken for fact. It is speculated that Bibi may have initiated a breakup before going to Senegal. Whatever did happen, he "officially" broke up with her in early February 2020, with this video uploaded on the 7th, and he told her she had to move out.
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Chantal, wearing drag queen lashes to a family dinner, coerces Bibi into an onscreen kiss as he looks on in despair.

  • Sister (Natalie Landry), mother (Kim Landry) and Grams — Chantal's much younger sister Nat, whom she bullied in childhood, is a hobby power-lifter who lives with her boyfriend. Nat is a normal woman in good shape, and very physically attractive compared to Chantal. Chantal often claims this sister has a mental disability and belittles her for it, but no evidence has emerged of this being the case, and many speculate Chantal is simply envious and resentful. Kim, Chantal's mother, had Chinny in her teens. Kim talks exactly like Chantal (awkwardly, disjointedly, and unsettlingly) and provided some of the parenting that created her, but is obviously a good deal more functional than Chantal. Her dog Buster hates Chantal, and is celebrated by Kiwis for always scowling and barking at her. Because Kim had Chantal in her teens, much of Chantal's parenting effectively came from her grandmother, whom Chantal continues to leech money from to this day.
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Buster regards Chantal with something less than affection.

  • Peetz — James, whom Chantal calls "Peetz", is Chantal's ex-fiancé, and ex- and current housemate who works for a call centre. Chantal cheated on Peetz with Bibi in 2011, but they have remained on apparently good terms, and even moved in together (again) in 2020. Peetz is a balding, fat recluse who spends all night chimping out online; traits he and Chantal have in common. Peetz is a zealous SJW, and counsels Chantal with woke sophistry to try to arm her against the haydurs, but it doesn't seem to stick. When Bibi dumped Chantal and made her leave, Peetz immediately agreed to move in with Chantal, but the "luxury apartment" they got together was something of a poisoned chalice: because the COVID-19 disaster forced them to be cooped up together all day, tensions mounted between the two, not helped by Chantal's filthiness and its effect on their brand new white trash furnishings, and as of July 2020 tensions are mounting. Because of his SJW sperging and obsequiousness to Chantal, Peetz is regarded in the thread as a loser and a simp, but he is generally held to have achieved more than Chantal.

  • Bibi's sister Gnima — little is known about this figure, but Gnima was first mentioned in late 2018, in strange videos where Chantal seemed upset and explained that Gnima was coming to stay. Chantal gave wildly inconsistent reports of whether and for how long Gnima was staying with them, and she inexplicably sold her car, buying a new one shortly afterwards. Chantal became more furtive with her eating when Gnima entered the picture, ashamed of pigging out in front of her, and even went so far as to erect a tacky faux-Japanese screen in the apartment to shield her gluttony from view; the screen vanished after Gnima left. Chantal's insane behaviour surrounding Gnima led some Kiwis to speculate Malan's "sister" was a new woman he'd run off with, but this was debunked.


A Note on Finances

The references to Chantal's finances in this post are nebulous because her finances are. She makes some money from her channel, but also spends exorbitant sums on fast food, "diet" food, and self-care products. She also claims to pay half the rent on her apartment, and she runs a car. It has emerged that she has received money from Peetz and her family in the past, but although she never seems to face financial hardship despite her meagre channel income, nothing conclusive has emerged to state that this money cadging still occurs.

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Chinny frivolously purchased this pricey hi-res camera; it lasted one video.


Chantal and Health

Chantal's health is very bad. At the outset of her channel, though morbidly obese with a CPAP and complaining of ovarian cysts, she was in good health relative to the present day. Over the last five years, she has experienced blood clots, a hysterectomy, pre-diabetes, drastically reduced mobility, difficulty breathing, constant diarrhoea and visible tooth decay.


The Weight Loss Journey

As alluded to earlier, Chinny pantomimes diets constantly, although she seems to believe she's "on" them even when she doesn't adhere to them. She has "tried" many diets, some fads, some of her own invention, but just about everything except for calorie deficit, the sole thing that causes weight loss. At her weight, her basal metabolic rate is stratospheric, but even with that, she's never lost any weight in her channel's lifetime.

For a long time, she weighed herself on old scales, which reported implausibly low weight gains and which she herself had called "broken", leading to prolific doubt about what the scales said. In July 2020, she bought some new scales, which reported she was about 400lbs, a weight dismissed as impossibly low by many. Chantal is often said to be tampering with the weigh-ins by offsetting the scales or weighing herself on the wrong surface. At any rate, we only have her self-reported weight to go on.


The Cycle

Chantal consistently rotates through predictable stages in behaviour, in what is referred to in shorthand as “the cycle”, or sometimes "the Chantal cycle" to distinguish it from ALR's one. The graphic below explains itself, but the classical cycle is generally as follows: a new diet is announced in a smug video, usually with attendant fantasies about her inevitable skinny legend lifestyle, and sermonising about her newfound health expertise. Chantal enjoys the praise and the fantasy for a few days, then, when she realises she's expected to actually lose weight by dieting, she goes silent (often citing personal problems or unsubstantiated illness) then comes back visibly fatter with a hand-wave explanation about how diet #1838 didn't work for her. This will often co-incide with a chimpout about how the people politely asking about her diet are "bullies", and will end with either minced words about continuing on the diet if Chantal can somehow find the time and energy, or else a false bravada where Chantal claims she's going to do what she wants, at which point she enters dormancy (i.e. unchecked gluttony) until the cycle begins again.


Chantal the Munchie

Chantal is a frequent guest at medical facilities in her area, with Canada’s basic healthcare being socialised and therefore costing her nothing. Often, after chimping out at the late stage in the cycle, she'll claim she’s stricken with an illness and too sick to be on YouTube for a while, which she never proves. Although she has serious health problems, she often goes to the emergency department just because she's bored and wants attention, and she has presented twice to the psychological emergency department at her local hospital... because she ate a block of cheese.

Although not a munchie by true Beauty Parlour standards, Chantal consistently plays up make-believe maladies for attention and pity, and essentially considers herself morally infallible and unculpable for past actions if she’s feeling unwell — or claiming to.


New Age, New Me

Chantal has undergone a variety of treatments for her obesity and cysts (see below) that are "alternative" to Western medicine, which she frequently denounces even though she'd be dead without it. These treatments have included everything from eating only grapes (Chantal informed us this would shrink the cysts somehow) to enlisting the aid of ghosts from the future, by means of a miracle book Chantal bought but didn't actually read. Naturally, veganism is often thrown into the mix as well. Her forays into New Age "medicine" are myriad and documented throughout the thread.


Cyster Act

Chantal has alluded many times to being afflicted with ovarian cysts, which interfere with many hormonal processes and may prevent conception and pregnancy. She initially had a diagnosis in late 2017 (see here and here) which led to her first weight loss journey in 2018 in hopes to lose 200 pounds; this was not successful. In mid-2019, Chantal announced she was having a hysterectomy. Since this was post-October 2018, the details of the surgery and her general medical state kept changing, as an almost psychotic Chantal couldn’t decide which narrative she liked best. She uploaded many mukbang videos in the lead-in to the surgery date, eating huge amounts of food and making scant reference to her upcoming procedure. She was perceived to be an extremely risky candidate for surgery, due to her copious abdominal fat and the elevated risk of death under general anaesthesia. At the beginning of October, the scheduled surgery date, Chantal uploaded a brief video in a hospital gown announcing the surgery was “postponed”, and then she spent the rest of the video talking about eating at Red Lobster.

Eventually, in late November, surgery went ahead. Details of the procedure remain nebulous, but Chantal came back from the surgery with an abdominal scar and a species of menopausal mania never before seen. She began ostentatiously farting mid-video, creating and deleting content multiple times a day, and gorging on food despite her ill health. This behaviour has persisted until the time of writing (July 2020).



Chantal's Online Presence

Chantal's video content, such as it is, is usually boring videos of Chantal telling a made-up story and stuffing her face, or else very dull "adventure" videos where she cajoles Peetz into joining her for a banal trip to a banal location. Sometimes, Chantal is vexed by people holding her culpable for her promises and calling her a liar (or the like) and will upload a rant video, often in the wee hours of the morning (her time). In these videos, she is always effulgent with self-righteousness, and blatheringly shames her detractors before usually claiming she's quitting the internet forever (inevitably coming back inside of a day). If you ever see a video like this, archive it at once as she has been known to delete them within minutes.

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Many glamorous moments have been captured in adventure videos.

Chantal does not tolerate criticism, real or imagined, on her videos, IG posts, or occasional Twitter episodes. Sometimes she attempts to censure or scold the commentors with her notion of wit, but often she will delete the comments or disable them altogether. During a post-meltdown denouement, she will often claim she is too sick or busy to make a quick video, only then to stay up til 5am deleting comments on her channel. She will also delete any past video she doesn't wish people to see, most commonly her late nite chimpout specials (see below), and YouTube revenue be damned. She also doesn't hesitate to issue strikes for illegitimate cause on "bully" channels.


Chantal scolds a booly.



The bulk of her viewers are hatewatchers or bewildered normies, but Chantal does have some real fans. The turnover for her fanbase is very high, most leaving after a cycle or two, but some of them stick it out and leave sycophantic commendation for anything she does. Many of the latter category are obviously fat fetishists. She had for some time a fat fetishist stalker from named "Jeremy Hoyles" (AKA "Mr Applevalley" in the thread, as he was from Apple Valley, CA) who left fawning praise on every video, but as of 2019 her primary suitor is one KarateJoe, who is often to be seen beneath her videos attempting to censure wisecrackers in the comments, in the brief grace period before Chantal personally purges any comment that isn't unqualified praise. Joe is also a moderator for her YouTube Lives, and rules with an iron fist.



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Online Drama


Along with ALR, Chantal is a popular subject of
drama videos from the Haydur Nation, which is populated with minor cows and has its own thread here. Chantal is no stranger to online drama herself, and has even thrown down with ALR, after vainly assuming a characteristically vague tweet from Amber was directed at her. Chantal was on the defensive, as she had to trick her audience and lied about feeding a homeless man — see right for the video.

Chantal Lies

The singular maxim of this thread is "Chantal lies". Although described above, it must yet be stressed that Chantal lies about anything and about everything. This is done to create narratives that flatter herself, but Chantal isn't very bright, and either doesn't or can't remember previous versions of a given story, so the details tend to change with every telling as she comes up with revised versions that she likes more. Chantal expects every word she says to be believed, even as she contradicts herself. When she inevitably isn’t believed, she always — always — reacts with astonished fury. Although Chantal isn't honest about anything, she lies the most about a few subjects: her health, her relationships, and her diets.

They say you never step into the same river twice, and that is certainly the case for a Chantal narrative. Her constant-yet-inconsistent lying about everything means that it's often difficult or even impossible to discern what is actually happening. While an enthusiastic liar, Chantal is not a very skilled one, and often there is no version of a story that has any plausibility whatsoever. Although Chantal always fails to deceive her viewers per se, she will often succeed in hiding some of the truth, as nobody knows what's a lie and what isn't.


Chantal's Tics

Chantal has a variety of bizarre tics, verbal or non-verbal, for reasons unknown. They appear most frequently when she's eating, but permeate all of her speech. Some common verbal ones are:
  • "HEE HEE!" — sometimes known as "the cackle", this witchy ejaculation is sometimes used to punctuate something Chantal believes is funny, but is just as often heard for no reason. "HA!" also appears in the same circumstances.
  • "SHH! I said... SHH! — probably her most notorious tic; delivered with great force, always while eating sodium-rich food, and generally when alone. Some kiwis think she's shushing a chiding voice in her head who tells her she's eating herself to death. As of late 2019, she has been faking this tic in videos to try to pretend she was always faking it, but the real McCoy is obvious when it appears.
  • "SHAM!" - This is what she calls her cat, Sam. It is generally delivered in a demonic contralto.
  • "Beezin' " - A solipsistic neologism meaning "misbehaving". Sam often finds himself accused of beezing, and despite the negative connotations, Chantal claims he has "VIP status" at "The Beezoire".


Before You Post...

New to Chantal?
  • Don't post about your own weight loss or eating/exercise habits. This thread is not about you, and nobody here cares. If you feel the need to enumerate reasons you are superior to Chantal, then there actually aren't any.
  • Don’t make posts attempting to address Chantal directly. Chantal does read this thread, but the only counsel she keeps is her own, and the purpose of this thread isn't to help her. We’re not here to save lives. we’re here to mock the people who can’t be bothered to save their own. Likewise, don’t write spiels about how you hate her. If you have an insight about her cow behaviour, by all means post it, but harangueing her in this thread is a waste of everybody’s time.
  • Try not to post something that's been said already. If someone has said what you want to say, give them an Agree rating and then come up with another insight instead of shitposting.
  • When someone comes in here being a powerleveling douche, or trying to start fights, don't engage with them, just report them.
  • Bear always in mind that no information that Chantal presents, in any medium, textually, verbally or visually, should be believed until she proves it.
  • As with any thread, the wisest thing to do before posting is to read, read, read. Get an idea of the tone and culture of the thread if you wish to usefully participate and receive a warm welcome.

FAQs

  • Why doesn't Chantal get WLS?
    • She wouldn't be approved for it, as she can't stick to any diet for any amount of time. She has also fucked the public health system around before, sabotaging her chances, and she can't afford to have it done privately.
  • Why is Chantal fixated on veganism?
    • When Chantal was 18, her mother sent her to a vegan camp called Katimavik where she was forced to do physical activity and eat vegan food, resulting in the only substantial weight loss she's ever had. It's speculated that this is why she's so into veganism.
  • Have she or any of her real-life acquaintances posted here?
    • There are no confirmed posts by Chantal, but a user named manicunt made some very revealing posts about her. manicunt is how we know Chantal bullied her sister, among other things.
  • Has she ever been diagnosed with OCD/BPD/et cetera?
    • No legitimate diagnosis of a psychological disorder is known to Kiwi Farms.
  • What is her current weight?
    • As of July 2020, she claimed it was just under 400lbs.
  • Is [any unproven thing Chantal claims] true?
    • No. Chantal lies.
  • Why does she try to seem like a glamorous influencer and then narrate nearly shitting herself on camera?
    • Why indeed.


Written by @Strine with valuable contributions from...
@Barbarella
@Man vs persistent rat
@BerriesArnold
@Turd Blossom
@Pizza Sloth
and all the thread users who helped retrieve and provide pics, videos, and information. Friends, I raise my gravy mug to you.

Current as of 1st of August 2020.
 
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DongMiguel

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Chantel does have some interesting stories to tell but she's all over the map with her eating. Originally, she'd down an entire large pizza and then she became vegan, except she wasn't vegan anymore ... just vegetarian because, gosh, she loves cheese. To her credit, it looks like she has given up meat in her more recent videos. But, yeah, today she ordered a medium pizza from Dominos and ate nearly the whole thing.

Of all the mukbangers, outside maybe Nic Avocado, or whatever his name is (and shit, boy, he's eating himself to an early grave ... you're literally seeing him get fat in each video), she eats the most. She'll clean a plate. Clearly she has no will to actually change, tho.
 

thejackal

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Chantel does have some interesting stories to tell but she's all over the map with her eating. Originally, she'd down an entire large pizza and then she became vegan, except she wasn't vegan anymore ... just vegetarian because, gosh, she loves cheese. To her credit, it looks like she has given up meat in her more recent videos. But, yeah, today she ordered a medium pizza from Dominos and ate nearly the whole thing.

Of all the mukbangers, outside maybe Nic Avocado, or whatever his name is (and shit, boy, he's eating himself to an early grave ... you're literally seeing him get fat in each video), she eats the most. She'll clean a plate. Clearly she has no will to actually change, tho.

I watched her most recent vids last night and what a fucking character she is. She seems to have a thing for foreign black guys, or more likely, they are the only guys desperate enough to date her. I don't think she has EVER shown a full body shot of herself but she has to be pushing at least 400lbs based on the shots of her in the car, as she appears to basically be pushed against the steering wheel. I'd guess she's well north of 400lbs at this point.

She eats massive amounts of high calorie food. Giving up meat and replacing it with fried potatoes and cheese is a bad trade. At least meat provides satiety. She's also been talking about "going to the gym" which is just laughable at her weight. Burning 50 calories on a 20 minute half mile walk on the treadmill does jack shit when your diet is that awful.
 
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Sunflowerr

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I watched her most recent vids last night and what a fucking character she is. She seems to have a thing for foreign black guys, or more likely, they are the only guys desperate enough to date her. I don't think she has EVER shown a full body shot of herself but she has to be pushing at least 400lbs based on the shots of her in the car, as she appears to basically be pushed against the steering wheel. I'd guess she's well north of 400lbs at this point.

She eats massive amounts of high calorie food. Giving up meat and replacing it with fried potatoes and cheese is a bad trade. At least meat provides satiety. She's also been talking about "going to the gym" which is just laughable at her weight. Burning 50 calories on a 20 minute half mile walk on the treadmill does jack shit when your diet is that awful.

She stepped on the scale a few months back on her other channel and she was 377. My heart tells me she's gained since then though, I couldn't get over the size of her arms in the car recently. She is really morphing into Candy (hungryfatchick).

Her boyfriend doesn't really seem to be into her, he could be a refugee looking to stay in the country by pretending to be her partner. The government allows lots of situations like this here in Canada and they seem to be getting more lax.

You can really hear the changes in her voice from her first upload. It's getting more hoarse and and she's having some breathing problems. I really wanted to believe her anout wanting to lose weight but I don't believe for a second this is ever going to happen now.
 

thejackal

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She stepped on the scale a few months back on her other channel and she was 377. My heart tells me she's gained since then though, I couldn't get over the size of her arms in the car recently. She is really morphing into Candy (hungryfatchick).

Her boyfriend doesn't really seem to be into her, he could be a refugee looking to stay in the country by pretending to be her partner. The government allows lots of situations like this here in Canada and they seem to be getting more lax.

You can really hear the changes in her voice from her first upload. It's getting more hoarse and and she's having some breathing problems. I really wanted to believe her anout wanting to lose weight but I don't believe for a second this is ever going to happen now.

I wish she'd do more Mukbangs with him. If nothing else we'd get to see if he's annoyed at her eating sounds and general grossness while eating. She routinely drops things onto her lap and doesn't miss a beat.

The crazy thing about Chantel is that she probably adds 300-500 calories to every deep fried meal she eats just in sauces. One thing I've noticed about the super obese Mukbangers is the amount of dips and sauces they add.

Here is her latest gut bomb, a fried onion ring 1/2 lb cheeseburger with deep fried pickles on the side -- and dipping sauces! She says she will need "a bath" after the meal. Or maybe a bottle of Maalox and a nap.


I cant get over the gluttony of it all. Just like watching the video of her sitting down eating right out of that "family sized" tin. Like bitch get a fucking plate you barnyard animal. At least try to be civilized. Serve yourself a normal portion on a regulation sized plate then put the rest away. Sifting through a double dipping into the rice blek. And sure jan, you gonna save the rest for bibi. There was like 1/5th of the container left and you had your filthy fingers in it. She probably took a shit, cane back and finished it then gorged on something else.

She goes downtown, gets a nice Thai meal. A staple, but classic and looks to be done well by the appearance alone, of the lime leaves. No real food porn shots, no IG worthy photo images, just slop in take out containers. Yet whilst make up carefully applied, ambient lighting, and the monitor/tv in the background with the fireplace video, she's dressed up in a date night worthy torrid shirt...and sharing this meal with her internet friends that cannot even comment because the date night is only about her.

Chantal needs to watch more food network because calling a dish “so good” is about as dumb and basic as it comes when critiquing food. If she wants us to take her “reviews” seriously she needs to learn how to describe flavors better. But we all know Chantal’s pallet is as rudimentary as they come.

also thanks Chantal for reminding us at the end to (dis)”like” your video. This one was trash.

I'm not familiar with how Youtube pays.. does getting likes help her get the Youtube dollars? Because she's disabled likes along with comments... strange now she's asking.

Yea, she's pretty basic. Like in her St Alberts video, hey, I'm in the US, good to know, would like to know more about this cheese and curd heaven. Saying "So Fresh, squeeky" over and over doesn't really sell. But she doesn't have a refined palate and her "the gravy isn't lumpy and...munch slorp...seasoned.. I think...chew chew...maybe thyme..." is just so full of shit.

Again, if she had it within her to focus on one cuisine, truly study it, show how she's learning by tasting and cooking... one thing. Like David Seymor.. kid started out just putting Buzzfeed gifs to the test as an amateur cook. He almost cut his fingers off using a dull knife on a tomato. He kept comments open, kept at it, one video a week, and now he has his own cooking studio he and his parents built as an addition to his house so he can make videos and in two years he went from awkward and shitty teenager with no cooking skills to a pretty skilled home cook and YouTube channel. It took him listening to negative feedback to know where and how to improve, got gifts in support such as a cutting board, knife,... and he's know someone who could probably make his own recipes.

Chantal has the dunning kruger syndrome in realizing for her to be remotely accepted in any genre, it takes more than 15 days.. She knows this, and is incapable of it. Saying "I think it has lemongrass" I could accept if she then said "OMG this is delicious, I'm going to make it" and then made a curry paste after watching say "Palins Kitchen" or even Mark Weins to say "This was so good, I'm going to make it" and then studied, through natural curiousity.

But she's not about curiosity. She's about immediate gratification. Like a child, the only moment is now. And like a teenager, she's dismissive, petulant and ignorant. She's about 15 years past the "I know stage" and two years into figuring out what she wants her YouTube channel is. She's a consumer only. At 35, she's not figured out who she is a person. I think she's been struggling with that and the harder that reality comes that she has no self identity, she eats. Because it gives her comfort. And that's all she's ever known because she's limited emotionally, intellectually and creatively.

That's why my post about her considering becoming a drag queen karaoke suggestion was half joking and half truth. She needs to be in a community that is accepting, that lets her just glam out, and if she's going to sing, belt it out bitch, and hope to baby Jesus in a cradle, they have auto tune....

She could do and be better, but she sabotages herself over and over and over. That's why we watch. We're compelled to see someone just constantly be such a fucking wreck and not see the most obvious shit.

I'm tuning in to the manic live stream and she just said "Rina and Peetz are my only friends". What happened to those thousands of friends she has that we just don't see on camera?
Also daamnn her fat hand is almost as big as her head. How is that possible?

A live stream.. I'm too tired. She's exhausting... and in the "im sick and relaxing moo-moo"

She has no idea what an Amazon Wish List is... and she also realizes her concepts and execution of videos is not something she's good at. She's mostly just "heyy blahblahblah" and having what would be a 35 year old slumber party topics like big foot. Soon she'll do her classic "Let's make funny faces!"

Bitch is so stuck in the 90's and simply arrested development of someone who is 17.

Video:

Q: What do you like to do for fun?
A: Like to see my friends, go out, go outside, go for walks, I love reading....and making videos for you guys!
 

DongMiguel

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Noticed something last night about Chantel's videos.

A couple weeks ago she announced, justifiably, I might add, that she was no longer going to do Mukbangs because it was impacting her health. Instead, she'd just tell her stories in a normal environment without throwing a bunch of crap down her gullet. Her first video without actual food, and just her 'story-time', came on July 24th, a day after her announcement.

It only received 2,360 views (at the moment of this post). She did another video (What's In My Bag) the same day, and it only had 2,330 views. At that point, literally a day later, she uploaded another video, this time back to her Mukbangs, and in it announced she would continue eating during her stories. That video received 8,564 views. Her Mukbang videos have recieved between 8,000-14,000 views (at the moment). Those two non-Mukbang videos, at the height of her current popularity, did extremely poorly.

I'm sure she saw this. I'm sure she knows people aren't really watching her for her stories. As interesting as they can be - most people are watching her stuff her face. Maybe it's their fetish or they're doing it to watch her self-destruction. I don't know. What I do know is that she probably realized the only way her channel would be viable money-wise, she'd need to eat on camera. So, she is. Health be damned.

Now, from everything I can tell, Chantel doesn't work. So, this might be her only form of income. That's gotta be a sad realization on her part.
 
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FiddleDee

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I predict that chantal will someday be the next hungry fat chick. Chantal annoys me to no end. It seems that her goal in life is to stay lazy and live off of government. She actually thought her personality and embellished stories were so enchanting that she started a patreon account hoping to be supported by her so called fans. Little did she know that only $3 would be contributed to patreon.
She is the biggest slob ive ever seen. She never uses a napkin, licks her manicured fat fingers, uses her pants as a napkin, and eats every last crumb that falls into her cleavage.
But what really irks me is her witch laugh.
 

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I predict that chantal will someday be the next hungry fat chick. Chantal annoys me to no end. It seems that her goal in life is to stay lazy and live off of government. She actually thought her personality and embellished stories were so enchanting that she started a patreon account hoping to be supported by her so called fans. Little did she know that only $3 would be contributed to patreon.
She is the biggest slob ive ever seen. She never uses a napkin, licks her manicured fat fingers, uses her pants as a napkin, and eats every last crumb that falls into her cleavage.
But what really irks me is her witch laugh.

Imagine how sloppy she is when she's not eating on camera. I keep going back and forth on Chantel. Part of me wants to like her but part of me really wants to hate her because how thirsty can you be for a "youtube career" when you already are begging for patreons at her sub count?

I'm sure she saw this. I'm sure she knows people aren't really watching her for her stories. As interesting as they can be - most people are watching her stuff her face. Maybe it's their fetish or they're doing it to watch her self-destruction. I don't know. What I do know is that she probably realized the only way her channel would be viable money-wise, she'd need to eat on camera. So, she is. Health be damned.

I admit, I love watching her triple chin, no neck and gaping maw devour some of the greasiest, biggest portions of food you'll ever see, on Youtube or otherwise. There's a morbid curiosity in watching an addict slowly kill themselves. The stories are just filler.
 
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FiddleDee

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I refuse to believe that she doesnt realize she is being hate watched for cringe, but, you never know, and fat on the brain can be just as bad for judgement as heroin in the veins. Speaking of bad judgement, her stories often center on her sexual escapades, as if she is trying to prove that she may have been even slightly attractive to a penis in your younger and less obese years. Poor thing. I would attempt to feel somewhat sorry for her fat ass except that she is likely a spoiled brat and very hateful bitch (unless of course you tell her how beautiful her makeup is or that she has a nice singing voice). She must have put her poor mother through absolute hell. Guess its payback time for queen chantal.
 
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Baybay

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I don't think Chantal works either. She could be on ODSP (Ontario disability support program) for even her weight. I just get the feeling she hasn't worked in a long time. Her apartment also seems like it could be in a government housing unit of some kind.

I wish we could find out more dirt on her from someone in the Ottawa area. I'd like to know the whole situation.

I'm surprised she's considered appealing to some of these feeder fetishists. I see "pretty" comments on all her videos. I find her absolutely hideous. She looks just like foreverkailyn .. That long face, the potato bone structure. Uhh.
 

thejackal

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Yea as much as I'd like to consider her a lolcow she's just not interesting (and popular) enough to really have a whole thread dedicated to her. That said, among mukbankers she is one of the fattest and greasiest. She might be worth a thread a year from now.

edit:

she's definitely worth a watch if you're into this kinda of thing...talking about a threesome she was in today as she munches down her usual 2K calorie meal. Look at the cheese it's as thick as her finger.

 
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FiddleDee

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Every morning i check youtube and im like "oh no she didnt !"
This morning i saw her make the crappiest tomato sauce to put in her creepy "past-a" that could feed a family of four. No surprise that she adds maple syrup to it.
The day before, she attempts to please her audience with story of her explosive diarrhea.
 

thejackal

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Only a "snack" to our new favorite mukbanker Chantel. FWIW it appears she mowed down on 12-16 cheese sticks from BK. That's 900-1200 calories in her "snack".


Also, how many fucking African guys has she slept with in her life? I swear every single story she has is about sleeping with a random foreign black guy. I feel like if she keeps up this upload pace and keeps upping the ante on her stories she'll def be worthy of her own thread in a few more months.
 
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totally agree that she is a mere month away from deserving her own thread. The thing about her is that she is trying super hard to get enough foodie beauties so she sit on her pantless ass for the rest of her short life and stuff her witch cackle mouth with horrendously unhealthy and cheesy poison. Her goals seem to be to make enough money to get manicures, buy lush products for her blubbler, and eat eat eat. I wonder how long her so called boyfriend will put up with her lazy ass. She cant even put on pants when at home. She may talk about all of the past lovers as a way to try to convince people that she is attractive. In the meantime, she wouldnt dare ever let any of her subscribers see how much of an actual whale she is. She thinks they can be seduced by her "fleek" eyebrows, manicures, and shaved sideburns
 

AnOminous

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Also, how many fucking African guys has she slept with in her life? I swear every single story she has is about sleeping with a random foreign black guy. I feel like if she keeps up this upload pace and keeps upping the ante on her stories she'll def be worthy of her own thread in a few more months.

There's something about black dudes and fat white chicks. You see that everywhere.
 
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Chantal says that her country lover is "very respectful, just old-fashioned respectful to women"

Chantal also says that her country lover told her "no matter who I'm with, I'll dump them for you"

Super respectful you guys!
 

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