Chantal Sarault / Foodie Beauty - 450lb Canadian mukbanger in a constant cycle of making and breaking promises. Premiere deathfat all others measure up to.

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Our Foodie Beauty.

Chantal Olive Marie Sarault, born March 28th 1984, aliases Foodie Beauty, Big Beautiful Me, Chantal Marie and others, is a Canadian YouTuber, whose channel was created in 2014. Although she was initially an attempted beauty channel, Chantal made an ostensible name for herself eating disgustingly large amounts of fast food in one sitting, usually while sitting alone in her car in an empty parking lot. Due to Chantal's paranoia of being seen stuffing her face by some unsuspecting citizen, her eyes dart from left to right constantly. This nervous mania has yet to deter her from consuming massive amounts of food in a public setting. Her gluttony and foolishness have earned her the sobriquet "the Canadian Amberlynn Reid".

Although at first blush she seems like a typical white trash fattie, Chantal is notable for her legitimately manic attempts to cultivate and control a glamorous image of herself as an attractive woman who is losing weight. In turn, she sabotages this confected persona by lying about diets, often while visibly gaining weight, and frequently succumbing to a seemingly pathological need to relate anecdotes about her losing bowel control or having sex with homeless men. Chantal has claimed to be the same weight for several years, despite visibly having gained a substantial amount of weight over this period. It is thus unknown what her real weight is; only that she's lying about it.
This is not the only thing Chantal hasn't been honest about. Chantal has historically lied constantly, unconvincingly and pointlessly about matters ranging from trivial to grave. Just about anything she says, particularly about her health or success, is unlikely to be consistent between (or sometimes even within) her videos. Whether her inability to stick to a story can (charitably) be chalked up to poor memory or general witlessness is not clear, as she has showcased both qualities countless times, but she is usually taken to be trying to control the narrative.

Ever since an event in late 2018 (more on that later), Chantal's dishonesty has become so extensive and so wildly inconsistent in narrative that it has made it difficult for her followers to discern what, or even whether, events are transpiring in her life. Chantal will readily give many different accounts of a story which contradict both themselves and each other, and which were prima facie so implausible that they weren't believed anyway. This behaviour is steadily worsening along with Chantal's health, the two are seen to correlate; as Chantal packs on the pounds and drifts ever further from her slim and beautiful fantasy persona, she drifts also from reason and reality The departure of much of her sanity in late 2018, co-inciding with a content doldrum in the Amberlynn Reid subforum, caused her thread activity to increase dramatically with an influx of Kiwis looking for "delusional fat bitch" content jumping ship; her thread growth has sped up considerably since then.

The essential author of Chantal's misfortune is the fact that she can not, or will not, think beyond immediate gratification and getting exactly what she wants, whenever she wants it. These desires amount largely (as it were) to lying in bed, binge-eating, and obsessively monitoring her YouTube and Instagram comment sections - often all of the above at the same time. Although often compared to Queen Deathfat Amberlynn Reid, Chantal crucially differs in her total lack of self-awareness and her baleful refusal to countenance any criticism. Part of her entitlement/gratification psychology is an expectation that she not be held accountable for how she treats her "fanbase", even though, as outlined above, she constantly lies to them and breaks her promises.

These broken promises are generally to do with a diet. Chantal is much enamoured with the idea of being on a weight loss journey, and often fantasises aloud about her future fabulous and sexy body. What these diets actually amount to is perpetual narrative loop wherein Chantal will ostentatiously proclaim she's on a diet, make no effort to adhere to it, visibly gain weight (and often upload a mukbang of non-diet food with flimsy or no explanation) and then, when called out, react with furious anger in a conflagration of video deletion and self-righteous ranting, followed by a period of non-dieting before she begins again. This is referred to by Chantal's observers as "the cycle", as it is a pattern from which Chantal is never seen to deviate.

For reasons best known to herself, Chantal is especially fixated on the idea of being a vegan, and has made numerous attempts at the lifestyle. So far, none of these attempts have happened to involve giving up eating meat and cheese every day of the week, with one 2019 "vegan mukbang" consisting of literally eating chicken on camera, but Chantal explains that she's still a vegan because she feels bad for the animals. During her frequent “vegan” phases, Chantal browses cute livestock pics online and even physically visits farms and petting zoos, which she claims helps deter her from eating meat (it evidently does not). Her preoccupation with veganism is believed to stem from a desire to emulate thin, attractive social media influencers, which is in fact the impetus for most of her online behaviour.

Foodie Beauty, for so she calls herself, is very vain about her looks. Despite the adverse effects of hundreds of pounds of excess weight on her appearance, Chantal will apply huge amounts of makeup every day, often just to sit around indoors taking carefully angled and suspiciously cropped pictures of herself for Instagram. She is balding (there are several possible reasons why) and so also liberally applies black powder to her scalp to attempt to hide it. Although Chantal tried to start as a beauty channel, her makeup skills are mediocre at best and she often unknowingly wears makeup clearly intended either for costume parties or drag queens. Chantal is ordinarily never seen without heavy concealer on her face and therewhile actually pretends she isn't wearing makeup. However, in an early 2019 video, she made a video without any cosmetics applied for real, and her legitimately frightening appearance indicated that ordinarily she does her hair and makeup even for her regular 5am chimpout videos. The money for expensive makeup palettes, and various other frivolous purchases, is covered somewhat by her channel income, but Chantal culls money from her ostensible boyfriend Bibi and from her elderly grandmother to supplement her budget for useless garbage.

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Chinny in hi-res. She used this camera once, and then, mysteriously, never again.

Though incredibly vain, Chantal often relates disgusting anecdotes, many of which are obvious fiction, in her videos. These tales often feature sex with strange men, flatulence, loss of bowel control, menstruation, and combinations thereof. The reason for this behaviour is not apparent, with speculation ranging from paypig catering to severely rëtarded social development.


Chantal also likes to think of herself as a gifted singer, and has uploaded numerous videos of song covers, where between gasping breaths she will warble the lyrics in a weak mezzo-soprano, with no regard for intonation, but clearly enjoying her diva fantasy a great deal.


Enjoy.







Chantal is a true misanthrope: she hates all men and all women, but for different reasons. Chantal's hatred of men is widely believed to stem from daddy issues, and the few men in Chantal's life she treats as props to evidence her (non-existent) sexual desirability. She often relates stories (that never happened) where men lust after her, but Chantal always gets the upper hand at the end by means of her self-assessed cleverness (à la Br'er Rabbit) and quite often also the aforementioned flatulence. Chantal wants men to be attracted to her, but sourly and broodingly resents that they never are. Chantal's hatred of other women, in a similar vein, stems mainly from envy of their superior desirability (and bewildered resentment of their ability to avoid becoming morbidly obese), which curves around again to her obsession with male attention. Chantal's delusions about men finding her sexy - fostered by her enablers - are the rubber bands keeping together the mass of vanities, vexations and vendettas that passes for her psyche.

Chantal is super morbidly obese, but despite her notion that her haters just want to make fun of her for her (falsely reported) weight, her sky-high BMI is symptomatic of her general dysfunction, and really quite incidental to her entertainment value. Rather, her appeal as a cow stems from her profound delusions, her nasty disposition, her thirst for male-given validation, and her deeply erroneous belief that she's smarter than everybody else — her idea that 100% of criticism is mere fattie-bashing only proves this point. Chantal has a thread because she wishes to be perceived as a clever, attractive, successful and thin personality on the internet, and she's not going to let colossal obesity, narcissistic solipsism, subnormal reasoning skills, or complete estrangement from reality get in her way.


Education

Chantal showcases her advanced English skills with her patented EAITING pyramid.


Chantal evidently finished high school and has completed a few units of a university degree in English, which she claims to have deferred, and has exhibited no intention to complete. Despite this dropout, she often touts it as evidence of her successful background, or as a viable alternative to her YouTube "career" in one of her regular internet exodus song-and-dances. She has been especially nebulous, even by her own formidable standards, when detailing her scholastic career, but her LinkedIn incoherently attempts to indicate that she was doing English Lit (undergrad and less than half-finished, but somehow "with honours") before she dropped out to focus on her current vocation of being an unemployable trainwreck. LinkedIn would also have us believe this degree was part-time, even though Chantal was doing nothing else with her life then as now.


Her interest in and acceptance to this university course comes as something of a surprise to many Kiwis, because little about Chantal suggests that she has literary interests. She is never seen to be reading, or to discuss books, and has admitted multiple times during post-fake-diet-meltdowns to never even having read the book the diet was supposedly based on. More broadly, Chantal's writing, grammar, vocabulary and general English skills are well below the standards of an adult. Her writing consists almost exclusively of repetitive rants written in short, first- and second- person sentences, with plenty of elementary spelling and grammar mistakes but well under quota on punctuation and totally devoid of paragraph spacing. Chantal does not write about subjects other than herself. Her speech is no different. It is broadly held that her university career was cut short because she was scholastically incompetent and characteristically lazy.

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Chantal's LinkedIn account of her tertiary education speaks volumes.



Chantal's People

  • Two cats — Sam and BebeJunes. Chantal blatantly prefers Sam (usually addressed as "SSHHHHAM") and is often heard to sing nonsense songs to him. While this is something people often do in private to pets and babies, Chantal frequently adopts an unsettling goblinoid voice to deliver the song, and has unabashedly uploaded many such ditties to YouTube, often with Sam being physically restrained from escaping.

  • Bibi — Malan, nicknamed Bibi by Chantal, is a Senegalese manlet sharing an apartment with Chantal. In what is surely a written-in-the-stars True Love coincidence, he contacted Chantal on plentyoffish.com around the time he needed to use a native Canadian for residency purposes. Chantal claims they began dating mid-2011 and professes to this day that they are a happy couple. Evidence that they are either happy or even a couple is very thin on the ground, with Bibi reluctant to appear on camera, very sullen when he does, and reluctant also to display affection. Bibi works full time, and whatever Chantal's lying tongue says of finances, it may reasonably be assumed that Bibi is the breadwinner and pays the majority of the expenses. Around October 2018, things with Bibi seemed to change. Chantal made mention of Bibi's "sister" entering the picture, who to this day has never been seen or even evidenced in Chantal's videos. Bibi went home to Senegal around this time for some weeks, and, apparently à propos of nothing, Chantal sold her car. To this day no Kiwi knows what really happened (though speculation abounds), but the events at this time triggered a psychological decline in Chantal that as of a calendar year later is showing no signs of stopping.

    One of the main developments of this event was that Chantal's dishonesty, though never in short supply in the past, became so profuse, and inconsistent of narrative, that almost nothing at all she says in videos after that point was or is taken for fact. It is widely believed that her relationship (such as it was) with Bibi was compromised or maligned in that incident, as he is perceived to have become yet more distant from that time, but due to the dishonesty described above, nobody can be sure what happened.

  • Sister (Natalie Landry) and mother (Kim Landry) — Chantal's sister Nat, whom she reputedly bullied in childhood, is a hobby power-lifter who lives with her boyfriend (N.B. this boyfriend is not an African midget who needed a green card). Nat is in good shape, and very physically attractive compared to Chantal. Chantal often claims this sister has a mental disability and belittles her, but no conclusive evidence has emerged of this being the case. Chantal's mother is Chantal 0.5, and is generally held responsible for cultivating Chantal's FUBAR psychology. She talks exactly like Chantal (awkwardly, disjointedly, and unsettlingly) and provided the Canuck white trash garden our noxious flower grew from. Her dog visibly loathes Chantal, and it's fucking funny.
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  • Peetz — James, whom Chantal calls "Peetz" out of her proclivity for stupid nicknames, is Chantal's ex. Chantal cheated on Peetz with Bibi in 2011, but they have remained on apparently good terms. Peetz is a bald, fat social rëtard who spends all night chimping out online; he is in many respects a male version of Chantal - the animus to her anima. Like many effete, sexually frustrated gamma males, Peetz is a zealous SJW, and eagerly counsels Chantal about how her detractors are "ableist" and other buzzwords. Chantal is a little dim to wield this specious rhetoric, though, so it doesn't tend to stick. Peetz uses Chantal mainly for her car (naturally he's in his mid-30s and can't drive) to get to the soyboy comics shop. In return, Chantal cajoles him into featuring in her videos, mistakenly believing that their chemistry (fetid sexual tension and toe-curlingly awkward banter) will enhance viewer appeal.

  • Bibi's sister Gnima — little is known about this mysterious figure, but Gnima was first mentioned in October 2018 (see below) in strange videos where Chantal seemed upset. Chantal gave wildly inconsistent reports of whether or not Gnima was staying with them, and when Gnima arrived on the scene, Chantal inexplicably sold her car (then bought another one shortly afterwards). Chantal became more furtive with her eating when Gnima entered the picture, clearly ashamed of pigging out in front of her, but happy enough to upload it to the internet. - Chantal went so far as to erect a tacky faux-Japanese screen to shield her gluttony from view; the screen vanished after Gnima made left (and after she was made fun of for having it). Chantal's bizarre behaviour around this time and Bibi's apparent intimacy with this new woman even led some to speculate he'd dumped Chinny, and shacked up with this new woman.




Chantal and Health

The Weight Loss Journey

Between "I'm fat and beautiful" and "DFE chimpout" phases, Chantal is usually claiming to be on some kind of diet. She has "tried" seemingly everything to lose weight, except for counting calories, or eating fewer calories than she expends. At her weight, which is 400+ pounds, her basal metabolic rate is stratospheric, but even still, she's never been physically seen to become any thinner. These diet song-and-dances frequently consist partially or entirely of a conversion to veganism, which thus far has never precluded the consumption of colossal amounts of meat and dairy.

In such phases as these, Chantal often makes a show of weighing herself, ostensibly to examine the progress on her diet of the week, but an ulterior motive of “proving” her weight hasn’t increased may be safely assumed. These weigh-in sequences always involve her old bathroom scales and, unlike anything else she uploads, are heavily edited. Her scales do indeed claim she’s remained around 370lbs for the entire duration of her YouTube career. However, for a variety of reasons, these reports are simply not believed:
  • The scales are not deathfat-strength; they thus have a weight limit and are prone to malfunction if that limit is reached
  • She has referred to them as being “broken”
  • It’s possible simply to dub new audio over footage from months or years ago
  • It’s possible to cheat scales by displacing weight
  • Her frequent medical episodes would involve hospital weigh-ins, which we never seem to hear details of
  • Most damningly, Chantal has visibly gained substantial weight (in the order of 50 pounds or more) over time, but continues to deny any weight gain, even while sizing out of new clothes in a few months

For these reasons, her stated weight figures are simply dismissed out of hand. It’s hard to be sure, since she was massively obese to begin with, but the general estimate of her weight is between 420-460lbs. If she were simply honest about her weight gain, the “bullies” wouldn’t have any fuel for their fire, but Chantal and honesty are strange bedfellows.

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Chantal sans cosmetics; her diet expertise is manifest in her obvious good health and lustrous hair.



The Cycle

Chantal is constantly rotating between a fake diet narrative and a defiant “fuck the haters” gluttony episode, in what is referred to in shorthand as “the cycle”. Which mode she is in has no bearing on what she's actually eating off-camera, but the episodic fake diets occur whenever Chantal wants to feel skinny and be praised online, which as it turns out is very often. The cycle is therefore almost always in motion.

"The cycle" is as follows: a new diet is heralded with a smug announcement video, usually containing fantasies about her inevitable skinny legend lifestyle and a slew of pie-crust promises not to eat pie crusts. Chantal enjoys the praise and the fantasy for a few days, then, when she realises she's expected to actually lose weight by dieting, she goes silent for a while (often citing "personal problems" or an unsubstantiated illness), then comes back visibly fatter post-binge with a hand-wave ten-second explanation about how diet #1838625 didn't work for her. This may (and often does) co-incide with a chimpout about how the people politely asking about her diet are "bullies", and will end with either minced words about continuing on the diet if Chantal can somehow find the time and energy in her busy life of eating and sleeping all day, or else a false bravado where Chantal claims she's going to do what she wants, at which point she enters dormancy until the cycle begins again.


Chantal the Munchie

Chantal is a frequent guest at medical facilities in her area, with Canada’s basic healthcare being socialised and therefore costing her nothing. Often, after chimping out at the late stage in the cycle, she'll claim she’s stricken with an illness and too “sick” to be on YouTube for a while - usually a few days, after which she assumes everyone will have forgotten about her ludicrous behaviour. This is never the case, but her thirst for compliments and validation always drives her back to video-making all the same. Fortunately for Chantal, she has never been so unwell that that she was unable to find the time to stay up all night moderating her comment section and following pages on Instagram.

Although not a munchie on the same level as some others in the Beauty Parlour, Chantal consistently plays up her make-believe maladies for attention and pity, and essentially considers herself morally infallible and unculpable for past actions if she’s feeling unwell - or claiming to feel unwell.

New Age Medicine

Chantal has undergone a variety of treatments for her obesity and cysts (see below) that are "alternative" to Western medicine, which she frequently denounces (even though she'd be dead without it, as she has sleep anoea and uses a CPAP machine.). These treatments have included everything from eating only grapes (Chantal informed us this would shrink the cysts somehow) to enlisting the aid of ghosts from the future, by means of a miracle health book Chantal bought but didn't trouble to actually read. Naturally, veganism is often thrown into the mix as well.


Cyster Act

Chantal has alluded many times to being afflicted with ovarian cysts, which interfere with many hormonal processes and may prevent conception and pregnancy. She initially had a diagnosis in late 2017 (Supportive Video A with old photos of her & Video B ) which led to her first weight loss journey in 2018 in hopes to lose 200 pounds; suffice it to say she did not succeed with this plan. In mid-2019, Chantal announced she was having a hysterectomy. Since this was post-Octobergate, the details of the surgery and her general medical state changed from day to day, as an almost-psychotic Chantal couldn’t decide which narrative she liked best. She uploaded many mukbang videos in the lead-in to the surgery date, ingesting huge amounts of food and making scant reference to her upcoming procedure. She was perceived to be an extremely risky candidate for surgery, due to her copious abdominal fat and the elevated risk of death under general anaesthesia. At the beginning of October, the scheduled surgery date, Chantal uploaded a brief video in a hospital gown announcing the surgery was “postponed”, and then spent the rest of the video talking about eating at Red Lobster.

Eventually, in late November, an alleged hysterectomy went ahead. Details of the procedure remain nebulous, but Chantal came back from the surgery with an abdominal scar and a mania never before seen. She began ostentatiously farting mid-video, creating and deleting content multiple times a day, and gorging on food despite her ill health.



Chantal's Online Presence

Chantal will not tolerate any criticism, real or imagined, polite or pointed, on her videos, IG posts, or occasional Twitter episodes. Sometimes she attempts to censure or scold the commentors with her notion of a witty retort, but more often she will delete the comments or simply disable them altogether. During a post-meltdown denouement, she will often claim she is far too sick or too busy to make a quick video, and then be seen to stay up until 5am deleting comments on her channel. She will also delete any past video she doesn't wish people to see, most commonly her 5am chimpout specials (see below). She also doesn't hesitate to strike "bully" channels who mock her, although there is simply too great a volume for her to meaningfully combat it.


Her video content, such as it is, is most usually boring videos of Chantal telling a (made-up) story and stuffing her face, or else very dull "adventure" videos wherein she cajoles Peetz into joining her for a banal expedition to an uninteresting location. Sometimes, however, Chantal is roused to ire by people holding her culpable for her promises and calling her a liar (or variations on this theme) and will upload a rant video, often in the wee hours of the morning (her time). In these videos, she is always effulgent with self-righteousness, and tautologically shames her detractors before usually claiming she's quitting the internet forever (and inevitably comes back within a day). If you ever see a video like this, archive it at once as she has been known to delete them within minutes.

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Many glamorous moments have been captured with Peetz behind the camera.

Chantal's channel supporters consist of preening sycophants who support and enable her unhealthy habits. She also had for some time a fat fetishist stalker from Applevalley, California named "Jeremy Hoyles" who commented on every single video, but as of 2019 her primary suitor is one KarateJoe, who is often to be seen beneath her videos attempting to excoriate the snide wisecrackers in the comments, in the shooting-star grace period between Chantal uploading the video and Chantal purging any comment that isn't unadulterated and unqualified praise.



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The rest of her views are from hatewatchers, fat fetishists, and other middle-aged frumps who are beguiled by her weight loss deceptions and usually scold her and unsubscribe after a while when they realise what's happening.

Online Drama

As with her sister cow Amberlynn Reid, Chantal is often the subject of

unflattering drama videos, from the same sources - Zachary Michael (AKA Zack), Michael Lawrence (AKA Beetus Drake) and a slew of others. She has even feuded with ALR, after vainly assuming a characteristically vague tweet from Amber was directed at her; Chantal was on the defensive as she had to trick her audience and lied about feeding a homeless man — see right for the video.











Chantal Lies

One of the most commonly repeated phrases in this thread is 'Chantal lies'. Chantal lies about anything and everything, usually in order to create a narrative that directly or indirectly flatters herself. However, Chantal isn't very bright, and either doesn't or can't remember previous versions of a given story, and so the details tend to change with every telling as she comes up with revised versions that she likes more. Chantal expects every word she says to be believed, whether or not they contradict things she has stated prior. When she inevitably isn’t believed, she unfailingly reacts with astonished fury. Although Chantal isn't honest about anything, her deceit is most greatly concentrated around a few subjects: her health, her relationship with Bibi, and her diets.

They say you never step into the same river twice, and that is certainly the case for a Chantal narrative. Her constant-yet-inconsistent lying about everything means that it's often difficult or even impossible to discern what is actually happening. While an enthusiastic liar, Chantal is not a very skilled one, and frequently there is simply no version of a story that has any plausibility whatsoever. Although Chantal always fails to deceive her viewers per se, she will often succeed in hiding some of the truth, as nobody knows what's a lie and what isn't.


Chantal's Tics

In addition to her manic eye movements, which have furnished many a Kiwi with a display pic, Chantal has a variety of bizarre tics for reasons unknown. They appear most frequently when she's eating, but permeate all of her speech.
"HEE HEE!" - sometimes known as "the cackle", this witchy ejaculation is sometimes used to punctuate something Chantal believes is funny, but is often heard for no apparent reason.
"Ha!" - (same as above)
"SHH! I said SHH! - delivered with great force, always while eating, and generally when alone. Some kiwis think she's shushing a chiding voice in her head who tells her she's eating herself to death. As of late 2019, she has been faking this tic in videos, for reasons unknown.
"SHAM!" - This is what she calls her cat, Sam. It is generally delivered in a demonic contralto.
"Beezin' " - No one knows exactly what this means, but it is a staple of her vernacular. Sam often finds himself accused of beezing, and despite the negative connotations, Chantal claims he has "VIP status" at "The Beezoire".


Before You Post...

New to Chantal?
  • Do not post long, tiresome posts about your own weight loss or eating/exercise habits. This thread is not about you, and nobody here cares. If you feel the need to enumerate reasons you are superior to Chantal, there are probably very few to tally.
  • Don’t make posts giving Chantal advice. Chantal does read this thread, but she keeps no counsel but her own, and the purpose of this thread is not to help her. We’re not here to save lives. We’re here to mock the people who can’t be bothered to save their own.
  • Don’t write spiels directed to Chantal about how much you think she sucks. If you have an insight about her cow behaviour, by all means post it, but harangueing her in this thread is a waste of everybody’s time.
  • When someone comes in here being a powerleveling douche, or trying to start fights, report them! Slapfights do nothing but get your posts deleted, and possibly get you threadbanned.
  • Bear always in mind that no information that Chantal presents, in any medium, textually, verbally or visually, should be believed until she proves it (which she uncoincidentally never does). When thread veterans say "Chantal lies", they don't mean she lies occasionally or even often, they mean she lies so profusely that literally nothing she does or could say, except maybe "I'm a fat lunatic", should be taken for the truth.
  • As with any thread, the wisest thing to do before posting is to read, read, read. Get an idea of the tone and culture of the thread if you wish to usefully participate and receive a warm welcome.

A great documentary by YouTuber Toad McKinley: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BX9IwGJCeqw


Written by @Strine with valuable contributions from...
@Barbarella
@Man vs persistent rat
@BerriesArnold
@Turd Blossom
@Pizza Sloth
and all the thread users who helped retrieve and provide pics, videos, and information. Friends, I raise my gravy mug to you.

Current as of 14/1/2020 (non-USA date format; fight me).
 
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DongMiguel

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Chantel does have some interesting stories to tell but she's all over the map with her eating. Originally, she'd down an entire large pizza and then she became vegan, except she wasn't vegan anymore ... just vegetarian because, gosh, she loves cheese. To her credit, it looks like she has given up meat in her more recent videos. But, yeah, today she ordered a medium pizza from Dominos and ate nearly the whole thing.

Of all the mukbangers, outside maybe Nic Avocado, or whatever his name is (and shit, boy, he's eating himself to an early grave ... you're literally seeing him get fat in each video), she eats the most. She'll clean a plate. Clearly she has no will to actually change, tho.
 

thejackal

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Chantel does have some interesting stories to tell but she's all over the map with her eating. Originally, she'd down an entire large pizza and then she became vegan, except she wasn't vegan anymore ... just vegetarian because, gosh, she loves cheese. To her credit, it looks like she has given up meat in her more recent videos. But, yeah, today she ordered a medium pizza from Dominos and ate nearly the whole thing.

Of all the mukbangers, outside maybe Nic Avocado, or whatever his name is (and shit, boy, he's eating himself to an early grave ... you're literally seeing him get fat in each video), she eats the most. She'll clean a plate. Clearly she has no will to actually change, tho.
I watched her most recent vids last night and what a fucking character she is. She seems to have a thing for foreign black guys, or more likely, they are the only guys desperate enough to date her. I don't think she has EVER shown a full body shot of herself but she has to be pushing at least 400lbs based on the shots of her in the car, as she appears to basically be pushed against the steering wheel. I'd guess she's well north of 400lbs at this point.

She eats massive amounts of high calorie food. Giving up meat and replacing it with fried potatoes and cheese is a bad trade. At least meat provides satiety. She's also been talking about "going to the gym" which is just laughable at her weight. Burning 50 calories on a 20 minute half mile walk on the treadmill does jack shit when your diet is that awful.
 
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Sunflowerr

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I watched her most recent vids last night and what a fucking character she is. She seems to have a thing for foreign black guys, or more likely, they are the only guys desperate enough to date her. I don't think she has EVER shown a full body shot of herself but she has to be pushing at least 400lbs based on the shots of her in the car, as she appears to basically be pushed against the steering wheel. I'd guess she's well north of 400lbs at this point.

She eats massive amounts of high calorie food. Giving up meat and replacing it with fried potatoes and cheese is a bad trade. At least meat provides satiety. She's also been talking about "going to the gym" which is just laughable at her weight. Burning 50 calories on a 20 minute half mile walk on the treadmill does jack shit when your diet is that awful.
She stepped on the scale a few months back on her other channel and she was 377. My heart tells me she's gained since then though, I couldn't get over the size of her arms in the car recently. She is really morphing into Candy (hungryfatchick).

Her boyfriend doesn't really seem to be into her, he could be a refugee looking to stay in the country by pretending to be her partner. The government allows lots of situations like this here in Canada and they seem to be getting more lax.

You can really hear the changes in her voice from her first upload. It's getting more hoarse and and she's having some breathing problems. I really wanted to believe her anout wanting to lose weight but I don't believe for a second this is ever going to happen now.
 

thejackal

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She stepped on the scale a few months back on her other channel and she was 377. My heart tells me she's gained since then though, I couldn't get over the size of her arms in the car recently. She is really morphing into Candy (hungryfatchick).

Her boyfriend doesn't really seem to be into her, he could be a refugee looking to stay in the country by pretending to be her partner. The government allows lots of situations like this here in Canada and they seem to be getting more lax.

You can really hear the changes in her voice from her first upload. It's getting more hoarse and and she's having some breathing problems. I really wanted to believe her anout wanting to lose weight but I don't believe for a second this is ever going to happen now.
I wish she'd do more Mukbangs with him. If nothing else we'd get to see if he's annoyed at her eating sounds and general grossness while eating. She routinely drops things onto her lap and doesn't miss a beat.

The crazy thing about Chantel is that she probably adds 300-500 calories to every deep fried meal she eats just in sauces. One thing I've noticed about the super obese Mukbangers is the amount of dips and sauces they add.

Here is her latest gut bomb, a fried onion ring 1/2 lb cheeseburger with deep fried pickles on the side -- and dipping sauces! She says she will need "a bath" after the meal. Or maybe a bottle of Maalox and a nap.


I cant get over the gluttony of it all. Just like watching the video of her sitting down eating right out of that "family sized" tin. Like bitch get a fucking plate you barnyard animal. At least try to be civilized. Serve yourself a normal portion on a regulation sized plate then put the rest away. Sifting through a double dipping into the rice blek. And sure jan, you gonna save the rest for bibi. There was like 1/5th of the container left and you had your filthy fingers in it. She probably took a shit, cane back and finished it then gorged on something else.
She goes downtown, gets a nice Thai meal. A staple, but classic and looks to be done well by the appearance alone, of the lime leaves. No real food porn shots, no IG worthy photo images, just slop in take out containers. Yet whilst make up carefully applied, ambient lighting, and the monitor/tv in the background with the fireplace video, she's dressed up in a date night worthy torrid shirt...and sharing this meal with her internet friends that cannot even comment because the date night is only about her.

Chantal needs to watch more food network because calling a dish “so good” is about as dumb and basic as it comes when critiquing food. If she wants us to take her “reviews” seriously she needs to learn how to describe flavors better. But we all know Chantal’s pallet is as rudimentary as they come.

also thanks Chantal for reminding us at the end to (dis)”like” your video. This one was trash.
I'm not familiar with how Youtube pays.. does getting likes help her get the Youtube dollars? Because she's disabled likes along with comments... strange now she's asking.

Yea, she's pretty basic. Like in her St Alberts video, hey, I'm in the US, good to know, would like to know more about this cheese and curd heaven. Saying "So Fresh, squeeky" over and over doesn't really sell. But she doesn't have a refined palate and her "the gravy isn't lumpy and...munch slorp...seasoned.. I think...chew chew...maybe thyme..." is just so full of shit.

Again, if she had it within her to focus on one cuisine, truly study it, show how she's learning by tasting and cooking... one thing. Like David Seymor.. kid started out just putting Buzzfeed gifs to the test as an amateur cook. He almost cut his fingers off using a dull knife on a tomato. He kept comments open, kept at it, one video a week, and now he has his own cooking studio he and his parents built as an addition to his house so he can make videos and in two years he went from awkward and shitty teenager with no cooking skills to a pretty skilled home cook and YouTube channel. It took him listening to negative feedback to know where and how to improve, got gifts in support such as a cutting board, knife,... and he's know someone who could probably make his own recipes.

Chantal has the dunning kruger syndrome in realizing for her to be remotely accepted in any genre, it takes more than 15 days.. She knows this, and is incapable of it. Saying "I think it has lemongrass" I could accept if she then said "OMG this is delicious, I'm going to make it" and then made a curry paste after watching say "Palins Kitchen" or even Mark Weins to say "This was so good, I'm going to make it" and then studied, through natural curiousity.

But she's not about curiosity. She's about immediate gratification. Like a child, the only moment is now. And like a teenager, she's dismissive, petulant and ignorant. She's about 15 years past the "I know stage" and two years into figuring out what she wants her YouTube channel is. She's a consumer only. At 35, she's not figured out who she is a person. I think she's been struggling with that and the harder that reality comes that she has no self identity, she eats. Because it gives her comfort. And that's all she's ever known because she's limited emotionally, intellectually and creatively.

That's why my post about her considering becoming a drag queen karaoke suggestion was half joking and half truth. She needs to be in a community that is accepting, that lets her just glam out, and if she's going to sing, belt it out bitch, and hope to baby Jesus in a cradle, they have auto tune....

She could do and be better, but she sabotages herself over and over and over. That's why we watch. We're compelled to see someone just constantly be such a fucking wreck and not see the most obvious shit.

I'm tuning in to the manic live stream and she just said "Rina and Peetz are my only friends". What happened to those thousands of friends she has that we just don't see on camera?
Also daamnn her fat hand is almost as big as her head. How is that possible?
A live stream.. I'm too tired. She's exhausting... and in the "im sick and relaxing moo-moo"

She has no idea what an Amazon Wish List is... and she also realizes her concepts and execution of videos is not something she's good at. She's mostly just "heyy blahblahblah" and having what would be a 35 year old slumber party topics like big foot. Soon she'll do her classic "Let's make funny faces!"

Bitch is so stuck in the 90's and simply arrested development of someone who is 17.

Video:

Q: What do you like to do for fun?
A: Like to see my friends, go out, go outside, go for walks, I love reading....and making videos for you guys!
 

DongMiguel

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Noticed something last night about Chantel's videos.

A couple weeks ago she announced, justifiably, I might add, that she was no longer going to do Mukbangs because it was impacting her health. Instead, she'd just tell her stories in a normal environment without throwing a bunch of crap down her gullet. Her first video without actual food, and just her 'story-time', came on July 24th, a day after her announcement.

It only received 2,360 views (at the moment of this post). She did another video (What's In My Bag) the same day, and it only had 2,330 views. At that point, literally a day later, she uploaded another video, this time back to her Mukbangs, and in it announced she would continue eating during her stories. That video received 8,564 views. Her Mukbang videos have recieved between 8,000-14,000 views (at the moment). Those two non-Mukbang videos, at the height of her current popularity, did extremely poorly.

I'm sure she saw this. I'm sure she knows people aren't really watching her for her stories. As interesting as they can be - most people are watching her stuff her face. Maybe it's their fetish or they're doing it to watch her self-destruction. I don't know. What I do know is that she probably realized the only way her channel would be viable money-wise, she'd need to eat on camera. So, she is. Health be damned.

Now, from everything I can tell, Chantel doesn't work. So, this might be her only form of income. That's gotta be a sad realization on her part.
 
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I predict that chantal will someday be the next hungry fat chick. Chantal annoys me to no end. It seems that her goal in life is to stay lazy and live off of government. She actually thought her personality and embellished stories were so enchanting that she started a patreon account hoping to be supported by her so called fans. Little did she know that only $3 would be contributed to patreon.
She is the biggest slob ive ever seen. She never uses a napkin, licks her manicured fat fingers, uses her pants as a napkin, and eats every last crumb that falls into her cleavage.
But what really irks me is her witch laugh.
 

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I predict that chantal will someday be the next hungry fat chick. Chantal annoys me to no end. It seems that her goal in life is to stay lazy and live off of government. She actually thought her personality and embellished stories were so enchanting that she started a patreon account hoping to be supported by her so called fans. Little did she know that only $3 would be contributed to patreon.
She is the biggest slob ive ever seen. She never uses a napkin, licks her manicured fat fingers, uses her pants as a napkin, and eats every last crumb that falls into her cleavage.
But what really irks me is her witch laugh.
Imagine how sloppy she is when she's not eating on camera. I keep going back and forth on Chantel. Part of me wants to like her but part of me really wants to hate her because how thirsty can you be for a "youtube career" when you already are begging for patreons at her sub count?

I'm sure she saw this. I'm sure she knows people aren't really watching her for her stories. As interesting as they can be - most people are watching her stuff her face. Maybe it's their fetish or they're doing it to watch her self-destruction. I don't know. What I do know is that she probably realized the only way her channel would be viable money-wise, she'd need to eat on camera. So, she is. Health be damned.
I admit, I love watching her triple chin, no neck and gaping maw devour some of the greasiest, biggest portions of food you'll ever see, on Youtube or otherwise. There's a morbid curiosity in watching an addict slowly kill themselves. The stories are just filler.
 
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I refuse to believe that she doesnt realize she is being hate watched for cringe, but, you never know, and fat on the brain can be just as bad for judgement as heroin in the veins. Speaking of bad judgement, her stories often center on her sexual escapades, as if she is trying to prove that she may have been even slightly attractive to a penis in your younger and less obese years. Poor thing. I would attempt to feel somewhat sorry for her fat ass except that she is likely a spoiled brat and very hateful bitch (unless of course you tell her how beautiful her makeup is or that she has a nice singing voice). She must have put her poor mother through absolute hell. Guess its payback time for queen chantal.
 
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I don't think Chantal works either. She could be on ODSP (Ontario disability support program) for even her weight. I just get the feeling she hasn't worked in a long time. Her apartment also seems like it could be in a government housing unit of some kind.

I wish we could find out more dirt on her from someone in the Ottawa area. I'd like to know the whole situation.

I'm surprised she's considered appealing to some of these feeder fetishists. I see "pretty" comments on all her videos. I find her absolutely hideous. She looks just like foreverkailyn .. That long face, the potato bone structure. Uhh.
 

PropaGONDA

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Yes if she isn't a lolcow on her own then she should be posted in the Mukbang Youtubers page. Chantal's just fat ... is she involved in scandals, lies, and other things that would make her a lolcow?

Amberlynn is a lolcow for her lies, delusions, and causing drama. Same for Forever Kailyn.

I don't know. What has Chantal done, besides be an unfortunate looking glutton, that warrants a lolcow status?
 

thejackal

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Yea as much as I'd like to consider her a lolcow she's just not interesting (and popular) enough to really have a whole thread dedicated to her. That said, among mukbankers she is one of the fattest and greasiest. She might be worth a thread a year from now.

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she's definitely worth a watch if you're into this kinda of thing...talking about a threesome she was in today as she munches down her usual 2K calorie meal. Look at the cheese it's as thick as her finger.

 
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Every morning i check youtube and im like "oh no she didnt !"
This morning i saw her make the crappiest tomato sauce to put in her creepy "past-a" that could feed a family of four. No surprise that she adds maple syrup to it.
The day before, she attempts to please her audience with story of her explosive diarrhea.
 

thejackal

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Only a "snack" to our new favorite mukbanker Chantel. FWIW it appears she mowed down on 12-16 cheese sticks from BK. That's 900-1200 calories in her "snack".


Also, how many fucking African guys has she slept with in her life? I swear every single story she has is about sleeping with a random foreign black guy. I feel like if she keeps up this upload pace and keeps upping the ante on her stories she'll def be worthy of her own thread in a few more months.
 
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FiddleDee

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Only a "snack" to our new favorite mukbanker Chantel. FWIW it appears she mowed down on 12-16 cheese sticks from BK. That's 900-1200 calories in her "snack".


Also, how many fucking African guys has she slept with in her life? I swear every single story she has is about sleeping with a random foreign black guy. I feel like if she keeps up this upload pace and keeps upping the ante on her stories she'll def be worthy of her own thread in a few more months.
 
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totally agree that she is a mere month away from deserving her own thread. The thing about her is that she is trying super hard to get enough foodie beauties so she sit on her pantless ass for the rest of her short life and stuff her witch cackle mouth with horrendously unhealthy and cheesy poison. Her goals seem to be to make enough money to get manicures, buy lush products for her blubbler, and eat eat eat. I wonder how long her so called boyfriend will put up with her lazy ass. She cant even put on pants when at home. She may talk about all of the past lovers as a way to try to convince people that she is attractive. In the meantime, she wouldnt dare ever let any of her subscribers see how much of an actual whale she is. She thinks they can be seduced by her "fleek" eyebrows, manicures, and shaved sideburns