Chantal Sarault / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar.

[solidus]

Thanks to @Man vs persistent rat for doing the recap. I just can’t watch her eating videos anymore unless Zachary is there to offset the vile, disgusting noises with the lols.

And I agree with those who say she could at least cook and clean while Malan is at work. Just another reason she is a vile, dumpster fire of a person.

 

[Twinkie]

he doesn't want chantal exerting herself tho. he's sooooo worried about her

 

[DongMiguel]

I skipped ahead like three times and within seconds of each skip, I caught her saying, "so good..."

Bitch eats food like it's porn.

 

[bubble tea]

I skipped ahead like three times and within seconds of each skip, I caught her saying, "so good..."

Bitch eats food like it's porn.

To be fair, stuffing her impossibly large maw is as close to sexual activity as she'll ever get.

 

[GuiltyAsCharged]

Yep, she's going to save the left overs for Bibi who is working night-shift as usual.. and he may not like it.

After she said she was saving the rest for bibi she quietly chuckles to herself almost in a “yeah right” kind of way. She doesn’t even believe her own lie.

I skipped ahead like three times and within seconds of each skip, I caught her saying, "so good..."

Chantal needs to watch more food network because calling a dish “so good” is about as dumb and basic as it comes when critiquing food. If she wants us to take her “reviews” seriously she needs to learn how to describe flavors better. But we all know Chantal’s pallet is as rudimentary as they come.

also thanks Chantal for reminding us at the end to (dis)”like” your video. This one was trash.

 

[Dafuk]

I cant get over the gluttony of it all. Just like watching the video of her sitting down eating right out of that "family sized" tin. Like bitch get a fucking plate you barnyard animal. At least try to be civilized. Serve yourself a normal portion on a regulation sized plate then put the rest away. Sifting through a double dipping into the rice blek. And sure jan, you gonna save the rest for bibi. There was like 1/5th of the container left and you had your filthy fingers in it. She probably took a shit, cane back and finished it then gorged on something else.

 

[Painted Pig]

I'm tuning in to the manic live stream and she just said "Rina and Peetz are my only friends". What happened to those thousands of friends she has that we just don't see on camera?
Also daamnn her fat hand is almost as big as her head. How is that possible?

 

[sevynohthree]

so on her live i tried to do a "super chat" and was declined. i guess that means i was blocked? homegorl is made of glass or maybe sugar because that breaks easier than glass. all i was asking was why she talked about her health in todays video when she said its not our business to know about her health

 

[CHINARED]

Katie W is my favorite parody Youtuber. Heres the new one just posted of BiBi doing the Pigs makeup.

BIBI'S REVENGE

+ an ALR-size shout-out to the one and only zachary michael! check out his channel here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCi7_FYUrdyRMgNwkWjNke9Q +find me on...

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[Pizza Sloth]

Hanging out a t goth club, and one time and tried to fit in and a guy out of place, and name was Kerry she thought, wqas older like Jimmy Carr (again older dude) dressed well, and trying to make and truing to fit in. So she had a crush on him and the weirder the better (sounds like a Daddy issue, seriously). So she got him to take her out, take him into a van by the river (lterally, hahaha..) she had to squat to pee, he was in his van with hard on staring at her. With awkwardly long dick and she didn't want to touch it.

She didn't know what to expect and he was into it more even though he said he'd pull out his dick, she wasn't expecting it.

He got mad at her and drove her home. He tried another hot chick, but no go. Looked at him like a booger, like he was a creep. yea, um, older dudes taking teens to a isolated area in a van to a river and pulling out dicks.... she has no clue as to filtering out predators. This is about 50 minuntes in

Doesn't undersatand if goverment cheese is a real thing. Apparently doesn' tundestand post war rations. Several people tty to educate her and she goes onto what cheese she likes for grilled cheese and returned cheese to walmart.

Tons of messaged being deleted for trolling from Joe including someone who posted about someone on Kiwi waning a shout out LOL..

She thinks she going to take her friends there one day regaring the thai food. She wants to travel, and if rich having a big house party and now she has some 'messed up house parties" and will need to contact old friends.

Again, she's stuck in the 90's.

FUck this. I have an actual job and need to go to bed. Fucking bitch is a 36 year old vapid 17 year old seeking validation and living on dreams.

 

[solidus]

Highlights/lowlights of the brief period I caught of her live stream.

- Apparently sitting down, sweaty and sticking to her seat because she’s not wearing any bottoms.... eww.
- She got up, sans pants, saying: “Don’t look at my butt!”. Heehee!
- Her fridge smells of meatballs.
- She told a story about a weird guy exposing himself to her in his van. Apparently she picked him up, he drove her down to a secluded place by a river. She had to go the bathroom (because of course she has to mention it) and squatted somewhere. When she returned he had taken it out.
- She knows KarateJoe overzealously blocks people because he’s so protective of her.

 

[Painted Pig]

A live stream.. I'm too tired. She's exhausting... and in the "im sick and relaxing moo-moo"

She has no idea what an Amazon Wish List is... and she also realizes her concepts and execution of videos is not something she's good at. She's mostly just "heyy blahblahblah" and having what would be a 35 year old slumber party topics like big foot. Soon she'll do her classic "Let's make funny faces!"

Bitch is so stuck in the 90's and simply arrested development of someone who is 17.

well she did treat us with her Sham rendition of Free Fallin'.
"Are you beeeeez, free beeeeezin?" so you're not wrong.

edit: because I was replying to another comment about her sex life and I simply couldn't continue. Also a newishfag so I didn't know it would be part of this reply.

 

[Who Now]

New IG profile picture. Is that THE pink blazer?

You mean this one?

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

I'm not familiar with how Youtube pays.. does getting likes help her get the Youtube dollars? Because she's disabled likes along with comments... strange now she's asking.

Youtube's algorithm promotes/increases visibility of a video based on 'engagement', which is a catch-all for likes, comments, live stream donors, viewer retention, and presumably other things such as virality, jumps in subs, etc. Disabling likes and comments is one of the many reasons for the stagnation of Cooking with Jack's channel. Another channel on the wrong end of the algorithm is Mundane Matt, who is now incapable of growth and the system ignores his content. For a while dislikes were frequently stated to be considered 'engagement' too but I've never seen any proof of this. Essentially the more it is promoted in recommendations, the more chances you get for clicks which might produce ad revenue.

For a control freak who doesn't want to be reminded how much her audience dislikes her, Chantal is too juvenile to pull the ALR route of allowing all comments and dislikes to remain. This is one of the few intelligent things Amber does and I suspect it aids her in the algorithm considerably, although presumably it nowadays deprioritises mukbang/obesity content somewhat as it's controversial content, and also an oversaturated genre.

 

[scootiepuff]

Does karatejoe just sit around waiting in anticipation of her going live? Is this his only purpose in life? Because he is always always there, no matter what time it is day or night. And then when he wants to leave he tries to get her to leave too, like her lives just can't go on without him. This guy has to be an even bigger loser than Chantal.

 

[Not me]

Does karatejoe just sit around waiting in anticipation of her going live? Is this his only purpose in life? Because he is always always there, no matter what time it is day or night. And then when he wants to leave he tries to get her to leave too, like her lives just can't go on without him. This guy has to be an even bigger loser than Chantal.

Plot twist: It's Peetz and yes he has nothing else in his life

 

[Turd Blossom]

Caught the end of this livestream. That weirdo Karate Joe was not only blocking people and putting them in timeouts, but nagging the shit out of Chantal to go to bed because he's so "protective" of her. She had to promise to end the stream by 3am to get him off her back, and make apologies for his overzealousness in modding. Wtf.

A few of the highlights I managed to catch:

• She did go to her voice lessons - said it was mostly singing scales and figuring out her vocal range
• The vocal coach is into Death Metal, according to Chantal
• She will ask the coach if she can vlog a lesson
• Someone thanked her for unblocking them, she declares she "doesn't know what happened" or why they were blocked. I'm guessing it was during a rage blackout
• Chantal had a very fat cat named "Feberts" at one time who died young because of his obesity. I guess his food consumption was completely out of your control, dipshit. Discussed how "sad" it was to be in the room when she had to euthanize him.
• Tells us she doesn't make her bed because of Bibi's work schedule. Huh. He must always be in bed when she's awake and not out gorging in her car to habe this be a problem.
• Has to take Grandma to an apt. tomorrow, is worried she's not going to get enough sleep because she has to film a video first. Such a hardworking, giving person our gorl is.
• Sang a few bars of "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Cat". That vocal coaching is going to pay for itself, guys! HEE HEE
• Says she thinks that videos make money on views, not comments or subs. I'm guessing she's not in a big hurry to film one of her low-performing creepypastas or mystery videos.

And finally, she declared that she's going to be opening up her comment section soon. Must be starving for those sweet, sweet asspats about now.

 

[scootiepuff]

She encourages karatejoe too. When the live ended I went back and watched the first few mins and she kept complaining that he was late. Then towards the end when he kept trying to get her to end the live she apologized and told him she would send him something "extra" next time she sends him something. So she's sending him something on a regular basis. What do you guys think it is? Nudes? Weird binging fetishy shit? Special extra raunchy binges just for him?

 

[Fatty-boom-boom]

How does she get her MODS to be there stupid O'clock in the morning for these Live streams? Does she message them and they have to fall out of bed for this waste of blubber?

 

[CH 815]

Chantal would smoke pot during livestreams regularly when she first started her channel.


I believe the guy she got kicked out of her house for was the older guy who was verbally and physically abusive, no? The one who had a real and pregnant girlfriend, and he was just seeing Jabba on the side? He allegedly wouldn't dump either of them, and at one point invited them both over at the same time, and put porn on. Pretty sure mom's ultimatum was stop seeing that guy or move out, so she moved out. Yes, moved out to be with the abusive man with a pregnant girlfriend. I believe they went to a party once where Chantal found a child being neglected and locked in a room and she tried to kidnap it.

No, Chantal kidnapped Tattoo Bob's kid when she was seeing her French lover. I think she was still underage - or at least she was when she first started seeing his 38-year-old ass.

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