Gross Chantal Sarault / Foodie Beauty - Makes Mukbang Videos for a Living, Canadian Amberlynn Reid

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Our lean mean Queen of Poutine has not only graced us with an amazing "food review" (which differs, of course, from her run-of-the-mill mukbangs because she includes extensive descriptions from her vast vocabulary, such as "WOW! These are really good", about the delicacies she's shoveling into her gob) but also thoughtfully gave an update about her current workout regimen to one of her concerned viewers. No worries, she's trying to walk more.

She's all business here: instead of waxing poetic about imaginary lovers with tiny dongs or stealing men away from beautiful, undeserving women with her siren song and bewitching dance moves, she unveils her 3-pronged expert food-review criteria as she dunks everything in ranch dressing and gravy:
  • Crispiness/Crunchiness: "These have that", she declares
  • The quality of the chicken, if it's juicy/tender: This gets a check mark, plus the astute observation that it's a chicken tender
  • The overall flavor: "Sooo they're just really good" she manages before shoveling in a giant forkful of macaroni salad.
She lets us know that these tenders are available for a limited time, then thoughtfully adds "they are REALLY good" before dunking a wad of fries in gravy. Later she adds that she was worried they might be too salty, "but they're actually really good".

She's not being a grotesque glutton, guys. She's a food critic.
 

thejackal

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Lol, she's a self-proclaimed chicken finger connoisseur now.

We thought she was stuck in high school. But now I'm thinking maybe 4th grade?
The best is when at the end she was like "well, you know, it's deep fried chicken so I prolly won't rate any too low". We know gorl. We were waiting for it. I mean FFS she was salivating over KFC chicken and scraping up the ranch like it was the world's last.
 

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Has no one made a tendies joke yet? Because when Chantal runs out of food I promise she REEEEEEEEEE’s. Enjoy clogging your arteries even more Chantal. She really is the female equivalent of a neet shut in neckbeard, just mooches off bibi and grandma more then mom. :cunningpepe:
 

A borscht-on

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Is nobody going to mention the crumbs all over her mouth? I guess I have to. The angle of the sunlight was consistent on her chomping maw, and there were crumbs stuck to her lipstick throughout the entire fucking show. It was all I could concentrate on. She's usually pretty consistent about wiping her mouth (though not her fingers...those get lusciously sucked clean, and her palms get licked free of whatever dip she's using), but this time it was like fucking Cookie Monster with Lay's crumbs or french fry meal or whatever all over her face.

Chantal, you keep this up, please. Don't wax your moustache anymore, and make sure you get ranch clinging to it next time.
 

Mr Foster

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She's lookin really rough and that shadow between her eyes looks like she might be developing a slatonesque figure.

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Good work Jabba, you're showing all us haydurs! Boy are we jealous of your fat acceptance Zen.

You must be really showing you're super fit sister what a confident strong woman looks like. She must be so jealous of you're enlightened worldview and lifestyle. Has she asked you for advice yet on how to be a proud woman who is in control of her life?
 

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Okay, now that she's getting her passport renewed so she can travel to the States, here's my elevator pitch:

"YouTube fatty Chantal Sarault stars in her own version of Leaving Las Vegas, in which she goes to Vegas with the intention of ending her miserable existence by eating herself to death. Between the Heart Attack Grill and every casino buffet, fast food joint, and shitty chain restaurant in town, she'll stagger along the strip in an overstuffed haze, smeared with grease and dipping sauces, leaving a trail of crumbs behind, shunned by horrified passerby, and reaching levels of degradation never previously imagined before she finally dies. Getting a hooker to feel sorry for her and tag along through her final days isn't going to work as a plot device, but that's okay; she can record the entire nightmare on her phone and upload it to YouTube, or livestream it, so her audience can play that witness role. It'll be a huge hit; I'm sure of it."
 

Dutch Courage

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She literally tells us precisely nothing more than she told us in her video from the fateful day. Zero. nada, zip. So much for "clarifying"

I'd like to know if auntie flew back to Jamaica after being in Canada for only two short hours, and why Bibi was working the other day if he is stuck with a two week vacation he can't get out of. Y'know, just to clarify....
 

Mr Foster

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She literally tells us precisely nothing more than she told us in her video from the fateful day. Zero. nada, zip. So much for "clarifying"

I'd like to know if auntie flew back to Jamaica after being in Canada for only two short hours, and why Bibi was working the other day if he is stuck with a two week vacation he can't get out of. Y'know, just to clarify....
The inconsistencies are very telling of the whole charade.

Edit: words are hard sometimes ladies
 
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KitsuneEyes

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Thanks for the heads up


So much for "not discussing my health anymore"
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In the video she acknowledged that it was a cist to be removed and not an hysterectomy which was the word she used in every fucking video. I believe that she said to her family the big scary H word because shes attention starved.

Also she mentioned other people's preparation for the surgery as her's preparation. Because she's got no life oc.

Edit: I'm dumber after watching her
 
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