Chantal Sarault / Foodie Beauty - 400+lb delusional Canadian mukbanger in a constant cycle of making and breaking promises.

Barbarella

Guards! To the Mathmos with this winged fruitcake.
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Comment below if there are any authentic foods you’d like to see me “do” says sexless Chintel, substituting innuendo for food, crossed chopsticks in one hand, a bao in another.

That’s as far as I could get. At some point, superfats need to realize that when the shoulder obesity reaches mid-cheek level, big, dangly earrings are a bad idea.

So she’s reached her true goal. Eating family sized portions on camera without even having to tell a story. Just eating and ticcing. Whatta life.

When she goes in for her November surgery and they discover she’s over 500 lbs, I wonder if she’ll be “third” again.
 

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thejackal

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I just want to compare deathfat hands for a minute

Chantal deepthroating a corndog VS Amberlynn from her iconic cucumber boat mookbingbong
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Chantal's hands are closer to catcher's mitts than Al's. That takes some serious dedication.
imagine waking up, looking at your hand as swollen horror film cadaver prop, and eating that day.
 

A borscht-on

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The only way Chantal could reasonably and sensibly use a pair of chopsticks is to slide and push the food into her mouth from a tilted plate, using the sticks to scrape the food along into her maw. She has no business wielding those things. And we all know that once the camera was off, she grabbed the plastic fork from the fast food bag that was on the floor, polished off the rest of the noodles in about 6 seconds, stuffed the buns into her mouth, and then dug into her takeout. After all, it's Meatoberfest 2019 at Arby's.

Think she'll do a mukbang for that at some point this month?
 

Turd Blossom

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Jfc. I was expecting this to be gross and ridiculous but she's becoming a parody of herself at this point. For someone who appears to enjoy food so much and believes herself to be some kind of connesuir she has a comically limited vocabulary when it comes to food.

She must have said "authentic" 10 times, as well as repeatedly describing the food as "savory" which she appears to believe is an extra-fancy way to say "delicious". "The inside is sooo savory", she coos about the steamed buns.

As always, her food reviews are stellar. very informative and descriptive. The noodles are "so good" she exclaims, explaining that they "like make it out of dough when you order, boil them, or however they do".
At one point there's just silence and the horrific smacking of her unhinging her jaw and sucking the noodles down - you can almost see the wheels in her fat, lumpy head turning as she struggles to describe her experience - and she manages to quickly blurt out "...CARBS!" before her brain shuts down again. It's truly bizarre and a bit unsettling.
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My favorite description, however, was for the cucumber salad: "like they're mashed a little bit in a type of sauce." If this Feederporn thing doesn't work out, I'm sure Bon Appétit will snatch our talented girl right up!
 

A borscht-on

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Jfc. I was expecting this to be gross and ridiculous but she's becoming a parody of herself at this point. For someone who appears to enjoy food so much and believes herself to be some kind of connesuir she has a comically limited vocabulary when it comes to food.

She must have said "authentic" 10 times, as well as repeatedly describing the food as "savory" which she appears to believe is an extra-fancy way to say "delicious". "The inside is sooo savory", she coos about the steamed buns.

As always, her food reviews are stellar. very informative and descriptive. The noodles are "so good" she exclaims, explaining that they "like make it out of dough when you order, boil them, or however they do".
At one point there's just silence and the horrific smacking of her unhinging her jaw and sucking the noodles down - you can almost see the wheels in her fat, lumpy head turning as she struggles to describe her experience - and she manages to quickly blurt out "...CARBS!" before her brain shuts down again. It's truly bizarre and a bit unsettling.
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My favorite description, however, was for the cucumber salad: "like they're mashed a little bit in a type of sauce." If this Feederporn thing doesn't work out, I'm sure Bon Apétit will snatch our talented girl right up!

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Jfc. I was expecting this to be gross and ridiculous but she's becoming a parody of herself at this point. For someone who appears to enjoy food so much and believes herself to be some kind of connesuir she has a comically limited vocabulary when it comes to food.

She must have said "authentic" 10 times, as well as repeatedly describing the food as "savory" which she appears to believe is an extra-fancy way to say "delicious". "The inside is sooo savory", she coos about the steamed buns.

As always, her food reviews are stellar. very informative and descriptive. The noodles are "so good" she exclaims, explaining that they "like make it out of dough when you order, boil them, or however they do".
At one point there's just silence and the horrific smacking of her unhinging her jaw and sucking the noodles down - you can almost see the wheels in her fat, lumpy head turning as she struggles to describe her experience - and she manages to quickly blurt out "...CARBS!" before her brain shuts down again. It's truly bizarre and a bit unsettling.
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My favorite description, however, was for the cucumber salad: "like they're mashed a little bit in a type of sauce." If this Feederporn thing doesn't work out, I'm sure Bon Appétit will snatch our talented girl right up!
"These are pork and chive bao...which are buns with pork and chive," she points out when introducing her food. After taking a bite, she describes it as such, with blinding Technicolor detail: "It's so savoury...with pork and chive."

Food and Wine magazine, you have a new editor-in-chief coming for your asses.
 

Pizza Sloth

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"Authentic" my ass. Not to PL, but the circumstance of my own existence puts me in direct contact with an awful lot of authentic Chinese people on a daily basis, and they would absolutely laugh at that meal. Chinese food for white fatsos. What she calls "Bao" is actually a Chinese version of a Japanese version of a Chinese food, if you can believe it. They are a special occasion food, nothing anyone normally eats for dinner. Also, a normal person would eat one, not six. Maybe two, if they were at a big gathering and they were the main thing they ate. They would not be eaten with a massive plate of noodles. (There are reasons why you've never seen a Chinese deathfatty)

The mysterious "sauce" the cucumbers are in is soy sauce (which is thicker and ranker than the usual Japanese-style soy sauce, but soy sauce is what it is); our expert of authenticity is such a moron.

No wonder she loves the lychee soda; it is as close to pure sugar water in composition and taste as a drink can be. It's for little kids, mostly.

And a real Chinese would be appalled at the lack of vegetable matter and the family-sized portions. It would confirm their worst suspicions about white people.

We didn't even get a story this time. Just smugly eating absolute shit. Bravo, Clotso.

PL here as I live in a diverse area.... can state bao can be of various Asian regions, including Phillipines, Japan,Korea and usually for a meal 2-3 may be eaten. Her saying cucumbers are "authentic Chinese" and not even know the "Some sort of sauce" or even region? Her whole "sing song" voice trying to be a 'food reviewer" is just shitty. "I'm coming off as trying to be important but I have no fucking idea what I'm doing but finding an excuse to once again gorge myself"

And also true, she also once ate enough for a family of four. And she keeps doing weird hook tongue shit when eating.
 

Turd Blossom

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Chantal isn't just a fat weirdo holed up in a dirty apartment TEE-HEE-ing and making up weird stories while eating herself to death: she's an inspiration who is giving people courage!

I want to believe this is a troll, but after glancing through her curated comments of people praising her beauty, style and cleverness I don't know what to think anymore. She seems to have purged everyone but the feeders, fellow fats and crazy cat ladies.