Chantal Sarault / Foodie Beauty - 450lb Canadian mukbanger in a constant cycle of making and breaking promises. Premiere deathfat all others measure up to.

Barbarella

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She looks at him with disbelief, “Are you really going to Clorox-wipe that bag of cough drops?“ Bibi says, “Yes, you can’t be too careful.”

But he’s thinking, “Cunt, what are you on about-aren’t you the person who gets handed ketchup bags from a pimply fast food workers and who opens them with her teeth? Aren’t you the one who shits in public restrooms and doesn’t wash her hands? Fuck yes I’m going to wipe down everything that’s been touched!”

Bibi’s got to be praying that she moves. Unfortunately, the sniffles is not Covid. But would I like to see Chantel get it? Yes, I surely would.

Ya know what I mean?
 

Miss Anne Thrope

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Yes, Chantal ... people actually DO bathe daily, sometimes more than once when they don't feel good.
Not only is Chantal looking lopsided due to lymphodema, her knuckles are starting to rival those of ALR.
What is up with her forehead (aside from the Slaton-esque fat deposit). It is all rough and patch between her eyebrows.
I love hearing Bibi rage while she is trying to film, but feel bad that he is sick because you know he will get ZERO support and sympathy from Chantal. It's all about how he is inconveniencing her.
 

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so not the main point of this pointless video, but i laughed when she grabs her creme egg and says "just one, i only have one left" aaand then half a second later says to Bibi "want a creme egg?", making clear she lied and probably had a whole bag out of sight. just like she had a whole other order of spring rolls we heard her open and grab the mint from.
 

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Also - why is Chantal so worried about finding a friend to take food to her grandmother? Isn't it her mother's mother? Why can't mom or sister take her food?
I believe her grandmother also lives in Ottawa, while her mother and sister live about an hour’s drive away in Cornwall.
Isn't her birthday soon? The fact that no one will give a shit and spoil her as she thinks she deserves might spawn a nice quarantined chimpout.
No way she doesn’t go home to get attention from her mom for her birthday (Peetz is off the hook for paying for dinner and a movie this year). It’s highly possible Bibi doesn’t actually have Corona, but if she’s going with this narrative for drama, how long do we give her before she breaks quarantine for the drive through? And will any of her exceptional “fans” call her out on it?
 

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Chintal is starting a Tik Tok. Lord help us all. You know she will gain all new haydurs. I cant wait to read those comments. Does this mean she will spend all her time blocking those people too? 🤣🤣
If we are lucky--and we have been with Chantal this year--she will pull an Anna O'Brien and give us some regular dancing segments and fashion shows. :optimistic:
 

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Bibi mentioned getting diarrhea from Chantal's greasebomb meatloaf and she exclaimed "TMI!" Bibi mumbled something, and her response was "Yeah but I always say TMI first." Which suggests that Bibi was protesting Chantal's shaming him for mentioning diarrhea, when Chantal talks about her shits and farts in every video. :cringe:

fyi I have this archived. it doesn't want to work atm and im not going to keep needlessly kicking the poor server trying to get it through
 

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For someone that has always proclaimed she's more of a a "savory" than "sweet" tooth Chantal sure does eat a lot of sweets.
This is a weird lie that a lot of fat people tell, and I don't know what it serves. It kinda fits in the "I eat like bird! " family of claims. Maybe they think they immediately look thinner once they tell people these lies , or they want us all to think that they must have a "glandular" condition. It's obvious they eat too much of something, and it doesn't matter if that something is sweet or salty or bolth.
 

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This ‘Bibi is sick, probably Covid, we’re going to have to quarantine’ idea she has is a perfect example of her being unable to think ahead. She pretended it was Covid for maximum sympathy points, when she could have just said Bibi is catching a cold and we’re watching him carefully.

Because she went with Covid, she’ll catch a mountain of hate when she inevitably breaks quarantine to go to moms or grandmas to get birthday cake, and when she sees Peetz to get more cake and when she goes to the grocery store to get even more cake. It all could be avoided but at this moment, she wants the worried comments and stay healthy remarks.

I laughed when she offered Bibi candy immediately after saying she had no more. Sure Jan. Like she’d ever be out of candy. She probably has more candy stocked up than a Morman family of ten.
 

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Is Diarrhea a Symptom of COVID-19?
A new study published Wednesday in The American Journal of Gastroenterology claims that digestive issues—like diarrhea, vomiting, and abdominal pain—may be more common in those with COVID-19 than was once thought, with up to half of patients diagnosed with the disease in the study issuing complaints of those issues. Also important: Compared to study patients without gastrointestinal issues, those who had GI complaints had a higher risk of mortality.
 

Punkinsplice

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I think she and Bibi should assume that he has Covid 19 and take all of the same actions warranted. If he just has a cold, no big deal. Quarantine is the rule because going out to get tested for an incurable virus is pointless and risky. If she doesn't stay in for the next 14 days she should get all the hate even if it turns out that Bibi has a cold. He could also have the flu.