She is so used to over explaining because shes lying that now she just does it for mundane shit.She does a lot of unnecessary hemming and hawing, justifying why she wanted to try the vegan butter. So much of her rambling falls into similar "who cares" territory for me, but still... I wonder if she's trying to convince herself more than the viewer.
I’m vegan and I love this product. I am irrationally irritated that Chantal even knows about it.
She's like a zombie from Dawn of the Dead.
Wait, who puts butter on a muffin? It's a chocolate chip muffin...are the chocolate not flavorful enough?
I hope I'm not weird for thinking that's weird/never hearing of butter on a flavored muffin
The fake tics are easy to discern because she's a moron and she can't act convincingly. When it's the real McCoy, she jerks and shudders, and her bulging lizard eyes saccade. To use a crass, accurate allegory, it's like a woman faking an orgasm versus actually having one. Clotso's sodium orgasms are easy to differentiate as fake or real. She'd be a bad hooker, our Chinny, because she can't fake orgasms. Well, that and she's a 450lb tumour whose crotch probably looks like a trucker's armpit with a yeast infection.
I'll see your English Romanticist poetry and raise you some Coleridge.
And now the CHIMP-OUT came, and it
Was tyrannous and strong:
She struck with her o'erlined eyewings,
And chased haydurs along.
Her very gut did rot: O Christ!
That ever this should be!
Yea, slimy things upon her plate
In mukbangs plain to see.
About, about, her diet to flout,
The Chinny gorged at night;
Her makeup, like a witch's oils,
Was green, and blue and white.
And some in dreams assurèd were
Of the Chinny that plagued us so;
Nine meals a day she did consume,
In the land of mist and snow.
Are those pork ribs at which Chantal
Did peer, which she then ate?
And did that Chinny eat her crew?
Is that a PEETZ? and are there two?
Is PEETZ that woman’s mate?
Her skin was red, her skin like brie,
Her teeth were yellow as gold:
Her gunt as white as leprosy,
The Night-mare LIFE-IN-DEATH was she,
Who thicks man’s blood with cold.
The balding hulk alongside came,
And with two plates of rice;
'If you don't like it, just don't watch it!'
Quoth she, and Hee Hee'd thrice.
'I fear thee, giant Mukbanger!
I fear thy star-shaped hand!
And thy brown eyes, which wheel and bulge,
And 'tis not thy thyroid gland!
I fear thee and thy overlined lips,
And thy scalp concealer, so brown.'—
Fear not, thou psych emerge guest!
Cheese prices have dropt down.
Alone, alone, all, all alone,
Alone is wide, wide she!
And never a saint took pity on
A cunt named Chantal Marie.
holy fuck, does nobody goddamn care. like another kiwi said, nobody asked or wants to know - laugh at Chantal and carry on lmaoI’m vegan and I love this product. I am irrationally irritated that Chantal even knows about it.
its fascinating and hilarious how this is the way with every deathfat. they are so used to and so deeply conditioned to constantly lie that they compulsively spin these massively exaggerated BS stories about shit they don't even need to bring up or show.She is so used to over explaining because shes lying that now she just does it for mundane shit.
Here we goooo
So if we take this at face value, she actively set out and planned to cheat on Peetz. Her trying to rewrite history makes it sound even worse.
Let me make sure I understand, Chantal broke up with Peetz because she was sick of being in a relationship and wanted to be single. Even though she purposely stayed in a relationship with Peetz and proceeded to sign up for plenty of fish.com where she could date people behind his back until she found someone else she wanted to be in a relationship with. What she really wanted was freedom because, you know, strong worldly independent woman. And it’s her guilt and worry for Peetz’s wellbeing, she just cares so deeply for others, that they have stayed such close friends, not that he’s her backup plan at all because she is a worthless parasite that uses people for financial and emotional safety.
Her excuse for cheating on peetz was that he didn’t sexually satisfy her, “I need good sex in my life!” she exclaimed during one of her eating videos - another attempt to make herself seem like a sultry goddess that has regular sex with tons of guys.