Chantal Sarault / Foodie Beauty - 450lb Canadian mukbanger in a constant cycle of making and breaking promises. Premiere deathfat all others measure up to.

KrissyBean

The jerk store called, they're running out of you!
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Are we not going to talk about how she took peanuts with her to feed the squirrels and birds? Is this something people do and think is cute? I'm confused. But I'm pretty sure she's dumb as rocks.

Squirrels are mean as fuck. You don't just go up and pet them and give them treats (I don't think). Not saying I wouldn't love footage of her getting attacked by a (rabid) squirrel.
 

Lisa Anna

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Are we not going to talk about how she took peanuts with her to feed the squirrels and birds? Is this something people do and think is cute? I'm confused. But I'm pretty sure she's dumb as rocks.

Squirrels are mean as fuck. You don't just go up and pet them and give them treats (I don't think). Not saying I wouldn't love footage of her getting attacked by a (rabid) squirrel.
Not gonna white knight Chantal because she is, indeed, a fucking moron but you should step out of your big city a bit. Feeding squirrels and birds is actually a thing, they won't rip off your face and you won't die from rabid.

Tho birds do like lard balls so Chantal should beware.
 

hambeerlyingnreed

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Not gonna white knight Chantal because she is, indeed, a fucking moron but you should step out of your big city a bit. Feeding squirrels and birds is actually a thing, they won't rip off your face and you won't die from rabid.
In some big cities animals will come right up to you, not because of rabies but because they are used to people. I guess it's like the in between stage of feral and not, like what happened with wolves before they became Mans Best Friend. Donno about Ottawa but in Toronto you can feed squirells out of your hand and sometimes they will try to climb up your leg. Birds like Canadian Geese get a bad rep, but as long as you are feeding them a whole slice of bread, you can feed them without getting your fingers bit.
 

Smoovy Jay

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Which video was this I need a good laugh today
I’m pretty sure it was the live she did in early April when she drove around to various McDonalds to stuff her delicate maw.
In some big cities animals will come right up to you, not because of rabies but because they are used to people. I guess it's like the in between stage of feral and not, like what happened with wolves before they became Mans Best Friend. Donno about Ottawa but in Toronto you can feed squirells out of your hand and sometimes they will try to climb up your leg. Birds like Canadian Geese get a bad rep, but as long as you are feeding them a whole slice of bread, you can feed them without getting your fingers bit.
It’s done in Ottawa and I’ve never heard of anyone being attacked by a squirrel.
 

AngelBitch

dusty vagina gorl
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Which video was this I need a good laugh today
I don't recall the name of it. it was an outing with peetz and it was snowy so...go find her channel and look for Peetz videos, i dunno. or try the search function in the thread, it got a LOT of posts talking about it whem it happened so a few keywords should help you find it.

edit: found it, page 881 april 16 2019. you're welcome.
 

hambeerlyingnreed

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Analysis of her urinating outdoors in the snow pretty much right on the path here.

NSFL video of her actually urinating outside in the snow pretty much right on the path here. (I didn't notice a savedversion, so I downloaded the video. It's too large to be attached though, so maybe some staff could assist in getting it archived here?)
 

Who Now

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Since she gets a lot of shit for just doing mukbangs, she's trying to be more vloggy, hence the fake shot of her waking up. Such bullshit.

I've read all the theories of how she can piss outside and it still doesn't make sense unless she really is just letting it get on her and leaving it there. I'm sure she struggles to put her pants on in the morning, so how the hell would she not piss her clothes without taking her pants all the way off. Squatting would make it worse than just standing and trying to spread her legs apart. In squatting she would tip over or at least struggle to stand. But standing or squatting, even if she took one leg out of her pants she would still make a mess on herself. On top of that, there is no way she can wipe even if she tries to come around from the rear. I hate myself
 

sweetie_squad_4_lyfe

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Not gonna lie, I wasn’t expecting things to have gone so far south for her. Not that long ago, she was still capable of going out on a short walk. Granted, they were pathetic walks that always challenged the very concept and a small hill was enough to destroy her, but it was something we could work with. Now, we’ve reached a point of no return. Once you reach the point where a short waddle makes you wheeze like a patient with terminal lung cancer, there isn’t much you can do with that. She needs the help of a specialist. We’re no longer talking about exercising and going to the gym. At this point, things have become so bad we’re talking about physical rehabilitation.
she's seen a specialist though right? the weightloss doctor. nothing can save her short of locking her in a facility against her will and taking her eating habits out of her control completely. even then, it doesn't matter cus the moment she's free she'll go back to her old ways. there's no turning back for her.
 

A borscht-on

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Anyone else think she's been absent because she's been gorging herself to absolute oblivion? That "huge" comment really got under her skin (and it was a statement of fact, not even an offhand pejorative). She ate ice cream and dishes of Indian food immediately afterwards, and fuck knows what else that we didn't see. Since she hasn't been vlogging for a couple of days and documenting her intake for the day, I'll bet she has backslid, and I mean with the astonishing ferocity of a mountain lion on a herd of elk. When we see her next, she'll talk breezily about how "busy" she's been, or will do her Act of Contrition yet again.

I could be wrong, though. Maybe she's just finally removing all those boxes with Peetz.
 
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raritycunt

destroy them with lazers
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Anyone else think she's been absent because she's been gorging herself to absolute oblivion? That "huge" comment really got under her skin (and it was a statement of fact, not even an offhand pejorative). She ate ice cream and dishes of Indian food immediately afterwards, and fuck knows what else that we didn't see. Since she hasn't been vlogging for a couple of days and documenting her intake for the day, I'll bet she has backslid, and I mean with the astonishing ferocity of a mountain lion on a herd of elk. When we see her next, she'll talk breezily about how "busy" she's been, or will do her Act of Contrition yet again.

I could be wrong, though. Maybe she's just finally removing all those boxes with Peetz. :story:
I always take her absence as an admittance of failure or binging - she’ll either come back tomorrow with another fake healthy vlog or she’ll come back with a soft spoken video about how it’s so hard for her and she needs to take a break from YouTube.