Yeah, mine too. I think they might just be Chantal's ultimate delusional impulse purchase. Some things have already been mentioned, but there are just so many reasons why this was a complete and utter waste of money:Of all the ridiculous things this bitch has wasted money on, I think the heels are my favorite.
- Those heels won't hold
- Even if those heels would hold, Chantal couldn't possibly balance her non-euclideanly disproportioned body in such a way as to prevent an ultimately immobilizing fall
- Even if she could balance herself, she would require extensive manpower by her sock-servant Peetz to even just put those things on, which is a hilarious undertaking I would love for her to livestream
- Even if Peetz was willing and able to perform this heavy duty, there is literally no chance in hell that her meaty monster hooves would fit inside those things; they'd explode right off of her like the skin of an overstuffed sausage
Impulse Purchase Chantal is one of the best Chantals.