Chantal Sarault / Foodie Beauty - 400+lb delusional Canadian mukbanger in a constant cycle of making and breaking promises.

GargoyleGorl

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This was the other thing that was so astounding about her giving no notice whatever to the screaming steam - that shit is beyond boiling hot, and getting anywhere near it means an instant scald burn. How did she not notice that tons of water was escaping her "stew", or how hot it made the room?

Pressure cooker accidents are horrible, which is why people were so glad when the Instant Pot came out - a nearly idiot proof pressure cooker that has built-in safety features that by and large prevent the types of accidents that made people afraid to use them: it won't start if the lid isn't properly secured; it will auto shutdown if anything is burning inside or if there isn't enough liquid; and it will do the same if there is TOO much liquid; the top locks during the cooking and pressurization process so you can't blow it up. Basically, the only thing you can do to fuck it up is leave the valve open- which is why there are instructions about this embedded into the top of the lid next to the valve. It says that you need to close it, and warns you about how dangerously hot the steam is.

So of course, Chantal fucked up the one thing she could fuck up, and nearly burned her neglected pets.
She has no idea what a pressure cooker is or the principles behind how it works. She has no idea that an Instant Pot is an electric pressure cooker. Therefore, she has no reason to think that steam escaping is anything other than the appliance functioning as it's supposed to. And instructions are for losers.

Honestly, if you gave an Instant Pot to some remote Amazonian tribe who have never had contact with the outside world, didn't have a concept of written language, and who have never encountered beef, stew, or beef stew in their history, they would have had a better chance of making this dinner work than Chantal and Peetz could manage.
 

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This was the other thing that was so astounding about her giving no notice whatever to the screaming steam - that shit is beyond boiling hot, and getting anywhere near it means an instant scald burn. How did she not notice that tons of water was escaping her "stew", or how hot it made the room?

Pressure cooker accidents are horrible, which is why people were so glad when the Instant Pot came out - a nearly idiot proof pressure cooker that has built-in safety features that by and large prevent the types of accidents that made people afraid to use them: it won't start if the lid isn't properly secured; it will auto shutdown if anything is burning inside or if there isn't enough liquid; and it will do the same if there is TOO much liquid; the top locks during the cooking and pressurization process so you can't blow it up. Basically, the only thing you can do to fuck it up is leave the valve open- which is why there are instructions about this embedded into the top of the lid next to the valve. It says that you need to close it, and warns you about how dangerously hot the steam is.

So of course, Chantal fucked up the one thing she could fuck up, and nearly burned her neglected pets.
she did mention in her stew video that everything was wet 'from condensation from the instant pot'. her entire kitchen must have been dripping wet, this absolute moron.

and even without the valve open the outside of the IP gets hot and could easily hurt an animal.
 

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She looks like one of the old ladies from a studio ghibli movie with her giant face and weird expressions. Witch of the waste or whatever.

*edited cos im a tard.
Spot on mate

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Dutch Courage

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It's almost invisible in a screencap, but if you watch her video, you can clearly see the steam escaping and cooking the bottom of the cabinets. Meanwhile, her cat is one tail twitch away from one blood curdling yowl.

Fortunately, Clotso has been informed of the seriousness of this subnormal act of terminal dumbness.

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That like totally sunk in.
 

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Her insistence that the beef WAS tender shows how narc she is. HER beef can't be tough! I got the impression at first that she was going to push that until Peetz allowed he might have been mistaken but she didn't - go figure. There's a learning curve to any new kitchen implement, especially appliances. Even if you don't make as blatant a mistake as she did, you can't expect to nail a recipe the 1st time you use something new; not until you've learned to adjust cooking temperature time, ingredients - whatever.

In any case, that implement was an easy sell to Chantal; they had her at "Instant". No waiting & instant perfection! The type of unit she has & the age of it - mold develops & builds up quickly & easily unless you really keep on top of deep cleaning & many molds like nothing more than a healthy dollop of steam to build up humidity levels, allowing them optimal growth. She's screwed.

The small kitchen smear was a shitty flex. Chantal's kitchen may be bigger; it's no doubt adequate for an organized cook but Chantal could have the proverbial 'professional kitchen' & she'd still produce unimaginative, poorly prepared slop. Good cooks have generous amounts of patience, understanding of what food can be & love - love for the food they prep & if not love, then at least respect for the people they're cooking for. Chantal has none of these.

The ring light reveals all her physical flaws in glaring detail. I predict it will be sued less & less.
 

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The small kitchen smear was a shitty flex.
The size of the kitchen has no bearing on the quality of food made within. If you're a shitty cook - CHANTAL - the food will be shitty no matter what. Having tons of space, the fanciest stoves and ovens, the highest quality cookware, and all the modern gadgets won't make food good if the chef is inexperienced or without skill.

From the looks of Thanksgiving at Peetz Mom's house, she not only knows her way around the small kitchen, she also knows about formal dining etiquette and sets her table to this standard. I'll wager she's never served her son food that contains cat hair, let alone the kinds of fecal matter, filth and other disgusting matter Chantal can't seem to avoid or prevent.

Chantal is a crap cook, and Peetz is right to declare that his mother far bests her in this category.
 

Contrary

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I mean watching her bark at Peter to move the cat away from the pressure cooker, when she's sitting less than half a foot away was just disgraceful. What a complete lazy piece of dog shit. Chantal honestly is the laziest, most revolting androgynous greasy scum bag ive ever seen. Keeping the fab fit fun box for the cats??? when shes already living in a complete pig sty is hilarious. WHAT A LOSER!!!
Have you ever seen her pick up her cats? Its really strange but I never have. Even when they were moving she couldn't move the cats on her own, had to have Peetz help her.....seems odd.
 

Feelinsick

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In any case, that implement was an easy sell to Chantal; they had her at "Instant". No waiting & instant perfection! The type of unit she has & the age of it - mold develops & builds up quickly & easily unless you really keep on top of deep cleaning & many molds like nothing more than a healthy dollop of steam to build up humidity levels, allowing them optimal growth. She's screwed.
Instantpots need to be used under an extractor or somewhere well ventilated and with no cabinets over it, otherwise any kitchen new or old will get fucked with so much vapor. Of course chicken brain Chinny will only realise this when her cabinets are rotten and falling apart from so much vapor.
 

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Instantpots need to be used under an extractor or somewhere well ventilated and with no cabinets over it, otherwise any kitchen new or old will get fucked with so much vapor. Of course chicken brain Chinny will only realise this when her cabinets are rotten and falling apart from so much vapor.
I think her cabinets will be fine.. Let's be real here - this is going to be the one and only time the Instant Pot gets used.
 

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