Why are you forgetting that Chantal is quirky and adorable? She adults, she washrooms, she intuitively eats."Can I not washroom in peace?"
First of all, is "washroom" used as a verb in Canada? My apologies if it is, but that really rubs me the wrong way for some reason.
Secondly, you can "washroom" in peace all you want, Chantal. No one is forcing you to the leave the bathroom door open or to whip out your phone while you are shitting to take a picture of the poor cat.
In fact, that is all sorts of creepy and fucked up on your part. But not the cat's.
Speaking of honouring her hunger, shouldn't she be promising us a video of her eating slop because she misses us?