faceingbitch
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please PLEASE let in be in a live stream
Chantal Sarault / Foodie Beauty - 400+lb delusional Canadian mukbanger in a constant cycle of making and breaking promises. Addicted to carbs.
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Not to be autistic but
ETA: Her scoffing "whatevers" and "my business" immediately brought to mind a good Ricky soliloquy. Frankly, our English honors gorl should be flattered.
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minty.sighs
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god she is looking so exhausted
"Cooking food in the microwave doesn't whet my appetite."
Yeah, because we all can tell you have a difficult time "whetting" your appetite.
Also, I never want to hear Chantal use the word "wet" (or whet) ever, ever again in any context. It really grosses me out. It was bad enough we had to hear her say "my wet dreams" last week. **Shudder**
Yeah, because we all can tell you have a difficult time "whetting" your appetite.
Also, I never want to hear Chantal use the word "wet" (or whet) ever, ever again in any context. It really grosses me out. It was bad enough we had to hear her say "my wet dreams" last week. **Shudder**
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Tortellini shouldn't be disrespected like this, that recipe is an abomination. Red peppers? Pesto? SWEET CORN?! Hello Fresh should be ashamed of themselves.
I see we're back to the delusional "I'll cook most of my meals and have takeout once or twice a week!! I'vE bEeN cRaViNg HoMeMaDe MeAlS!!11!!" She said this the past couple of weeks in every single video. Bitch has shot her brain dead and she looks god awful. Thank god this video was only 12 minutes long.
I see we're back to the delusional "I'll cook most of my meals and have takeout once or twice a week!! I'vE bEeN cRaViNg HoMeMaDe MeAlS!!11!!" She said this the past couple of weeks in every single video. Bitch has shot her brain dead and she looks god awful. Thank god this video was only 12 minutes long.
"I'll drink a full bottle of whisky twice a week but then I'll only drink water on the other 5 days so it cancels it out, see guys I'm super healthy!"
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It's more like...
"I plan on only drinking an entire bottle of whiskey twice a week. Of course, I put Bailey's in my coffee every morning too, but who doesn't? And I have a beer or two after work, that's natural. And I'm classy so I have at least half a bottle of wine over dinner every night. And Bloody Marys on Saturday morning and mimosas at brunch on Sunday. Plus, you know, Friday and Saturday nights were made for vodka. Just a bit though.
That's the plan, anyway. I'll probably go off the rails and drink a couple extra bottles of whiskey here and there, but I'll forgive myself because I intuitively wanted them. You can't be too rigid about these things, or else you'll binge!
But, yeah. Other than that, I'll just drink water to make up for my occasional whiskey. It's more sustainable that way."
Sounds like words right outta Mr. Lahey’s mouth.
Edit: Guntal needs to follow Lahey’s diet “I’ve decided to lay off the food for a bit, and go on the booze”.
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But have you considered Chantal chimping out in slow-mo? It really emphasizes the fat and stupid.
Sevan Vosgi
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She should get her ass addicted to hard drugs at this point. She'd drop weight and it might just be less harmful to her body.
I call that the Bam Margera diet.
Thanks for the new custom title, mate
The desperation of Mike to have friends is incredible and I want to see what happens when she boots him for being too clingy.
Mike, I welcome your tearful, furious Kiwi Farms profile, wherein you screech about your best friend’s betrayal after Chinny gives you the boot.
Isn’t Bam getting fat like his dad now though
xoxo_gossipgorl
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If Chantal uploads an apology for this latest rage stream, I’m hoping Peetz joins like he did for the Charlie one in which he spoke for Chantal and went on some side tangents that she rolled her eyes too.
gampboonerisms
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I was watching the chat for like the entire hour that fuckhead Mike was capslocking "so-and-so says they cant make it, she says she loves you!!!" I wouldn't classify that as 'no chill', I'd say that completely fucking insane behavior and screams he has no social skills. Friends are probably not easily made nor easily kept for this guy. The rest of her chat was even saying 'mike chill out man' and iirc some of the other mods were even saying to chill out.Thanks for the new custom title, mate
The desperation of Mike to have friends is incredible and I want to see what happens when she boots him for being too clingy.
Mike, I welcome your tearful, furious Kiwi Farms profile, wherein you screech about your best friend’s betrayal after Chinny gives you the boot.
Unlikely to happen. The few times she's apologized for chimpouts (or even acknowledged them having taken place at all) were related to her viewers giving her the impression that she had crossed a line, most prominently with regards to "racism" and dragging a haydur's children into the discussion. This chimpout had none of that. The chat was a constant stream of YOU GO GIRL, FATTY FAT JEN FOR THE SUCK, and while Chinberg's lashing out was so aggressively defensive that it might embarrass a normal human, I highly fucking doubt she feels even a modicum of shame about it. I wouldn't be surprised if she's even proud of having put Jen and haydur nation in their place.
Captain Ahab
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You can tell she studied English.
Pimpleking55
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Every time i watch a feeding frenzy video of her i expect this woman to kick in the door:
OMG YES!!! I thought it was just me. It is obvious she detests this pile of slop. For one, she actually had to make some form of effort to prepare it, so that’s the first downfall. Next, that portion ain’t gonna cut it. Waaaay too small for the pout-sin kween. Thirdly, she didn’t use a phone or app to get it hand delivered hot and fresh. Sorry Hello Fresh. Off to the grave yard with the rest of the previous hoarded food and unwanted kitchen appliances.
Am I the only one who wants to hurl when she plays that soft-core porn background music??? EEEWWWWW
ETA: So, when it comes to "intuitive eating" and stopping when you are full as a guide to know when you have had enough to eat, well, Chantal's stomach must be the size of a prize watermelon. How much do you reckon it takes to fill that giant gut bag? Has anyone seen the stomachs that Dr. Now removes from the 600-pounders? Maybe I'm late, but, geez.
ETA: So, when it comes to "intuitive eating" and stopping when you are full as a guide to know when you have had enough to eat, well, Chantal's stomach must be the size of a prize watermelon. How much do you reckon it takes to fill that giant gut bag? Has anyone seen the stomachs that Dr. Now removes from the 600-pounders? Maybe I'm late, but, geez.
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