Chantal Sarault / Foodie Beauty - 400+lb delusional Canadian mukbanger in a constant cycle of making and breaking promises. Addicted to carbs.

ButterMyMuffin

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"Cooking food in the microwave doesn't whet my appetite."

Yeah, because we all can tell you have a difficult time "whetting" your appetite.

Also, I never want to hear Chantal use the word "wet" (or whet) ever, ever again in any context. It really grosses me out. It was bad enough we had to hear her say "my wet dreams" last week. **Shudder**
 
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Beluga

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Tortellini shouldn't be disrespected like this, that recipe is an abomination. Red peppers? Pesto? SWEET CORN?! Hello Fresh should be ashamed of themselves.

I see we're back to the delusional "I'll cook most of my meals and have takeout once or twice a week!! I'vE bEeN cRaViNg HoMeMaDe MeAlS!!11!!" She said this the past couple of weeks in every single video. Bitch has shot her brain dead and she looks god awful. Thank god this video was only 12 minutes long.
 

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"I'll drink a full bottle of whisky twice a week but then I'll only drink water on the other 5 days so it cancels it out, see guys I'm super healthy!"
It's more like...

"I plan on only drinking an entire bottle of whiskey twice a week. Of course, I put Bailey's in my coffee every morning too, but who doesn't? And I have a beer or two after work, that's natural. And I'm classy so I have at least half a bottle of wine over dinner every night. And Bloody Marys on Saturday morning and mimosas at brunch on Sunday. Plus, you know, Friday and Saturday nights were made for vodka. Just a bit though.

That's the plan, anyway. I'll probably go off the rails and drink a couple extra bottles of whiskey here and there, but I'll forgive myself because I intuitively wanted them. You can't be too rigid about these things, or else you'll binge!

But, yeah. Other than that, I'll just drink water to make up for my occasional whiskey. It's more sustainable that way."
 

Randy Lahey

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It's more like...

"I plan on only drinking an entire bottle of whiskey twice a week. Of course, I put Bailey's in my coffee every morning too, but who doesn't? And I have a beer or two after work, that's natural. And I'm classy so I have at least half a bottle of wine over dinner every night. And Bloody Marys on Saturday morning and mimosas at brunch on Sunday. Plus, you know, Friday and Saturday nights were made for vodka. Just a bit though.

That's the plan, anyway. I'll probably go off the rails and drink a couple extra bottles of whiskey here and there, but I'll forgive myself because I intuitively wanted them. You can't be too rigid about these things, or else you'll binge!

But, yeah. Other than that, I'll just drink water to make up for my occasional whiskey. It's more sustainable that way."
Sounds like words right outta Mr. Lahey’s mouth.

Edit: Guntal needs to follow Lahey’s diet “I’ve decided to lay off the food for a bit, and go on the booze”.
 
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Lame Entropy

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No! Chimpout Chantal was the absolute best. She raged hard and just ate. It was glorious! I dont ever want to hear ALR cry about being boolyeed. She gave Chantal 150.00 to keep raging. I couldn't pull myself out of sleep paralysis to record it all. Beetus confirmed.
Edit: words.
But have you considered Chantal chimping out in slow-mo? It really emphasizes the fat and stupid.
 

AbraCadaver

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Fuck, she's ugly. A chicken burger and a beef burger and whatever the fuck that is swimming in intuitive cheese sauce. Thank goodness she no longer has health issues.

Wendy's is her new Arbys because Arby's doesn't deliver to her and she's too fat to waddle to her car. Intuitive goal crushing.

Edit: félicitations to @A borscht-on for calling it.
Thanks for the new custom title, mate ❤️
Well. Someone woke up on the wrong side of the CPAP machine. She's getting beet red trying to defend herself AND justify her poor excuses of intuitive eating.
The desperation of Mike to have friends is incredible and I want to see what happens when she boots him for being too clingy.
Mike, I welcome your tearful, furious Kiwi Farms profile, wherein you screech about your best friend’s betrayal after Chinny gives you the boot.
 

gampboonerisms

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Thanks for the new custom title, mate ❤️

The desperation of Mike to have friends is incredible and I want to see what happens when she boots him for being too clingy.


Mike, I welcome your tearful, furious Kiwi Farms profile, wherein you screech about your best friend’s betrayal after Chinny gives you the boot.
I was watching the chat for like the entire hour that fuckhead Mike was capslocking "so-and-so says they cant make it, she says she loves you!!!" I wouldn't classify that as 'no chill', I'd say that completely fucking insane behavior and screams he has no social skills. Friends are probably not easily made nor easily kept for this guy. The rest of her chat was even saying 'mike chill out man' and iirc some of the other mods were even saying to chill out.
 

Loris Yeltsin

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If Chantal uploads an apology for this latest rage stream, I’m hoping Peetz joins like he did for the Charlie one in which he spoke for Chantal and went on some side tangents that she rolled her eyes too.
Unlikely to happen. The few times she's apologized for chimpouts (or even acknowledged them having taken place at all) were related to her viewers giving her the impression that she had crossed a line, most prominently with regards to "racism" and dragging a haydur's children into the discussion. This chimpout had none of that. The chat was a constant stream of YOU GO GIRL, FATTY FAT JEN FOR THE SUCK, and while Chinberg's lashing out was so aggressively defensive that it might embarrass a normal human, I highly fucking doubt she feels even a modicum of shame about it. I wouldn't be surprised if she's even proud of having put Jen and haydur nation in their place.
 

DolphinLife

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Chantal's thin lips are speaking glowing words about her tortellini meal, but her puffy, fat-lidded eyes tell a different story...
She absolutely hates this meal.

She is really trying hard not to be the gluttonous, sharting, train wreck that we all know and loathe.
Good luck with that, Chinny.
OMG YES!!! I thought it was just me. It is obvious she detests this pile of slop. For one, she actually had to make some form of effort to prepare it, so that’s the first downfall. Next, that portion ain’t gonna cut it. Waaaay too small for the pout-sin kween. Thirdly, she didn’t use a phone or app to get it hand delivered hot and fresh. Sorry Hello Fresh. Off to the grave yard with the rest of the previous hoarded food and unwanted kitchen appliances.
 

Rasputin's Side Piece

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Am I the only one who wants to hurl when she plays that soft-core porn background music??? EEEWWWWW

ETA: So, when it comes to "intuitive eating" and stopping when you are full as a guide to know when you have had enough to eat, well, Chantal's stomach must be the size of a prize watermelon. How much do you reckon it takes to fill that giant gut bag? Has anyone seen the stomachs that Dr. Now removes from the 600-pounders? Maybe I'm late, but, geez.
 
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