You can tell she studied English.
Chantal Sarault / Foodie Beauty - 400+lb delusional Canadian mukbanger in a constant cycle of making and breaking promises.
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Every time i watch a feeding frenzy video of her i expect this woman to kick in the door:
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I’m a Mermaid and you’re not
OMG YES!!! I thought it was just me. It is obvious she detests this pile of slop. For one, she actually had to make some form of effort to prepare it, so that’s the first downfall. Next, that portion ain’t gonna cut it. Waaaay too small for the pout-sin kween. Thirdly, she didn’t use a phone or app to get it hand delivered hot and fresh. Sorry Hello Fresh. Off to the grave yard with the rest of the previous hoarded food and unwanted kitchen appliances.
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Am I the only one who wants to hurl when she plays that soft-core porn background music??? EEEWWWWW
ETA: So, when it comes to "intuitive eating" and stopping when you are full as a guide to know when you have had enough to eat, well, Chantal's stomach must be the size of a prize watermelon. How much do you reckon it takes to fill that giant gut bag? Has anyone seen the stomachs that Dr. Now removes from the 600-pounders? Maybe I'm late, but, geez.
ETA: So, when it comes to "intuitive eating" and stopping when you are full as a guide to know when you have had enough to eat, well, Chantal's stomach must be the size of a prize watermelon. How much do you reckon it takes to fill that giant gut bag? Has anyone seen the stomachs that Dr. Now removes from the 600-pounders? Maybe I'm late, but, geez.
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Winterhold Guard
Let me guess, Chantal stole your sweet roll?
Notice that brief pause before taking the first bite.
Cheek-bones seem raised indicating some form of restriction or rejection from the taste buds and mouth with the constant reinforcement that "it's really good guys". Her eyes are also a clear indicator that she isn't particularly enjoying it.
And of course the old side eyes when she was talking about making hello fresh apart of her diet to help achieve her goals. Plus you can really see her brain ticking over to think of adjectives other than "creamy" or "nice".
What I find the most humourous is she mentions in this video that she will get take out at least twice a week. I don't think I've ever met anyone this childishly stubborn and adamant that they want to maintain the habit of eating take out when in comparison the average person will eat take out what once or twice a month?
The addiction is there clear as day, any average person should be able to give something up without much thought, it's the way she has to make that little excuse at the end of the discussion.
Doctor: "Ok Chantal no more fast food and eating takeout?"
Chantal: "Ok.... So not even a little?"
Doctor: "No, none!"
Chantal: "I want to see a different Doctor!"
Edit: Additional sentence.
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Now I realise that Chins is lacking in allies, but why is she handing over the keys to her comment kingdom to the likes of Joe and Mike?
If I had a YT channel, I would at least vet potential mods, i.e., weed out the crazies.
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At what point does she stop being a beginner though? Posts like these are just an excuse to avoid doing the hard work of changing her lifestyle. She's going to be making excuses until she's on her deathbed, and even then she'll be saying that she's "still learning". Some people are beyond help.
Right. She's 36 and has been trying to lose weight for over 20 years now. Most people manage to figure it out within a quarter of that timespan. How many beginnings does this bitch need? Nay, how many chances does she think she has left to start over and get it right? There is no "excellence" in weight loss. Only action, perseverance, and discipline. It's momentum. Her way of coddling and babying herself to forgo responsibility of self is downright creepy sometimes. It's the one thing about her that stands out the most for me. Even serial killers own up to their shit. And I love that she follows and steals quotes from Lexi (fatgirlfedup, who is a mini lolcow in her own right). However, at least Lexi buckled down and actually lost significant weight, which is more than will ever be said for Chantal.
You can't be a beginner to something you never started. That's like saying "I'm a beginner driver" or "I'm a beginner scuba diver" if you've never sat behind the wheel or even put a regulator in your mouth underwater. Chantal doesn't start anything. She fumbles before the start and then calls it quits so she can continue to dig her grave with her dirty, sauce encrusted spoon.
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“Um, I’m a beginner swimmer, obviously you can’t just expect me to start swimming super fast right now,” Chantal scoffs, as the massive raging shark of Diabetes, Dying Liver and Blood Clotting bears down on her, ready to strike.
She adjusts the floaties on her arms and attempts a lazy dog-paddle. “I know what works for me. This is the pace my body intuitively wants to swim at,” she continues, as the huge, bloody ring of rows of sharp teeth appears over her head, ready to violently snap shut.
“Baby steps,” Chantal adds. “This is going to be a long, slow process.”
A second later, a pair of legs and most of a gunt bobs in the water, the surrounding ocean stained red from where she was bitten cleanly in half.
Time and tide wait for no man, Chantal. And neither does death.
If he would just take off the caps lock he would seem a lot less crazy...
Old people do this really often, right? So he's a creepy old boomer or genuinely autistic.
January Cyst
I could eat a knob at night
Autistic, for sure. Would be consistent with his weird fetishes and lack of decorum.
If the info posted is correct (seems plausible), he's in his 30s and a fat manlet.
When she was eating those Doritos, she seemed annoyed that she was eating them on camera, but couldn't stop herself. As others have said, its all day grazing and being under stress, she couldn't hold off until she got off camera.
She got so enraged because she knows deep down she was hypocritical on posting on Jen's video. It makes her so moti to be called out when she knows she did the same thing as she bitches about her viewers doing. "just trying to help" is what the non haydurs said too but they got shit on for it
She tried to change the "They are all autistic" to they autistic shame and then got pissed when people said something, tried to tell them they weren't listening. Well, yeah they were Chinny
She is a retard about saying fruit does not require insulin to be pushed into the cells. wtf?
She doesn't vet her mods. They give her attention in a feeder kind of way and she thinks they are good to go, but reality sets in when they try to control everything, just like a feeder
She got so enraged because she knows deep down she was hypocritical on posting on Jen's video. It makes her so moti to be called out when she knows she did the same thing as she bitches about her viewers doing. "just trying to help" is what the non haydurs said too but they got shit on for it
She tried to change the "They are all autistic" to they autistic shame and then got pissed when people said something, tried to tell them they weren't listening. Well, yeah they were Chinny
She is a retard about saying fruit does not require insulin to be pushed into the cells. wtf?
She doesn't vet her mods. They give her attention in a feeder kind of way and she thinks they are good to go, but reality sets in when they try to control everything, just like a feeder
Go to 3h21 minute and 20 seconds!
Like always, Chinny is 1/10th correct and 9/10ths rétarded. Fructose from fruits doesn't require insulin to be metabolized... but that's because it's metabolized almost entirely in the liver. And most research these days (if I remember correctly) basically compares fructose being metabolized in the liver to alcohol being metabolized in the liver. In other words... it's fucking hard on that organ and someone with pâté for a liver should absolutely NOT be ingesting fructose in any quantity.
But hey... she's intuiting that she should wake up and drink a bunch of fructose that's basically pre-digested and doesn't have the benefit of fiber followed by huge bags of greasy potatoes/cheese/bacon/poppers/fried chicken sandwiches... what the fuck do WE know about her body???
Lord Beetus...he's coming for you, braphog. Oh, he's coming.
DeathBySugar
But raw sugar has Fiber... you know?
No, you are not the only one. The first time she used it in her now dead *Fuck Obestiy* series, it was laughable. Now it’s freakin irritating. Just smacks once again of both her extreme laziness and delusions of future footage of The Instagram Skinny Legend strolling the jungle borders of Figi while playing that stupid new-age fantasy music in the background. Jesus, if she’s gonna use it while filming that tortellini meal preparation, at least fake the fukkin foodgasm face when you tear into it. Bad. Actress.
I loved this part - it precisely shows how stupid she is despite all her attempts to come off as "nutrition pro".
Now, while she is retarded, there is a difference between glucose and fructose and it's completely opposite. Glucose is consumed for ATP through glucolysis which occurs wherever needed but to metabolize fructose liver comes into play (I'm oversimplifying the process a lot). Fructose can be a major beetus factor because it promotes insulin resistance.
Funny enough, overconsumption of her beloved "healthy fruit" is something that leads to fatty liver disease in the first place - she's just too stupid to do any research and biochemistry is a bit more difficult than posting shitty instagram quotes.
Winterhold Guard
Let me guess, Chantal stole your sweet roll?
According to that Dutch youtuber Chikara Transformations, Chinny is eating 2 servings of the hello fresh which is 2000 Calories. So aswell as eating take out, snacking and making up those hello fresh meals she is easily necking 5000+ calories a day.
"I don't care if people find it funny that I have Diabetes" Just,Go to 3h21 minute and 20 seconds!
.I underestimated stupid.
Yeah, it's pretty revealing, isn't it?"I don't care if people find it funny that I have Diabetes" Just,
I underestimated stupid.
A normal person would discover that they have a chronic illness and, you know, do something about it.
If it was an illness you brought on yourself, like diabetes, you might even go through a period of denial. That's understandable, but eventually you'd accept reality, own up to your fuck up, and do something about it.
Chantal though? Nah. Her first and biggest concern is that they haydurs would laugh at her. And you know it's the case since she's insisting it isn't. Has she owned up to anything? Nope. Has she done something about her problem? Nah. She's still grappling with the idea that people don't like her and trying to figure out a way to spite them further now that she has to decide between "winning" against the haydurs and living to see 40.
She's so fucked up, it's kind of amazing.
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