Chantal Sarault / Foodie Beauty - 400+lb delusional Canadian mukbanger in a constant cycle of making and breaking promises.

[Who Now]

So where is the update? Did I miss something other than this mornings sperg?

She says the juices are kale and spinach, not juice. If they don't have any sweet fruit added to them, she will pouring them down the sink. That stuff takes getting used to, even if you are the Banana Girl, let alone chins.

 

[AbraCadaver]

Jesus. At that point I'd just get hair plugs. As would any self respecting person with the cash. It's not like she doesn't burn money already.

I don’t understand why Chantal isn’t mainlining Nutrafol to try and fix her hair. It’s liderully everything she loves:

-pricey
-on amazon
-all you do is eat it every day
-it’s a magic pill with no effort on your part

I have seen people with success growing hair back with Nutrafol and it has performed well in actual doubleblind controlled tests, a rarity for hair-growing supplements...but you have to spend about 80 dollars american, 100 dollars Canadian a month on the stuff and wait optimally six months to see a difference.

Then again, she spends money like water, so what’s stopping her? Likely her laziness of not being able to remember to take four pills all at once every day for 6 months. Her need for instant gratification means she’d lose interest and stop taking them before she even had a chance to see results.

 

[Anne Onimous]

No update from our gorl. Is she :

a) coping with the news she's totally and absolutely diabetic by chugging down the last of the maple syrup, as diabetic fruit juice diet starts tomorrow;

b) en route to the ER due to super mega extreme diabetes that requires immediate assistance and a potential double amputation above the knees;

c) dead?

 

[AbraCadaver]

No update from our gorl. Is she :

a) coping with the news she's totally and absolutely diabetic by chugging down the last of the maple syrup, as diabetic fruit juice diet starts tomorrow;

b) en route to the ER due to super mega extreme diabetes that requires immediate assistance and a potential double amputation above the knees;

c) dead?

Diabetic coma-nap.

 

[Essig148]

Did she kinda admit that she wasn't to the ER?
The "prescribed" antibiotics are leftovers from her previous Susan Boyle.
Quote: "They just gave me antibiotics. Well, I still had some supplies from the last time I got nursing on my other thing on my back".

She hasn't been to the ER. She doesn't know what the hell it is. There is no hospital photo. I think the only "medical" procedure she had yesterday is reaching down there with a hand-held mirror and/or asking PETEZ to take a look

She is self-medicating, hoping that what helped with her last gross skin problem, will help now as well.

P.S. I have money on her oversleeping her doctor's appointment (to avoid telling him about a puss draining development).
She just has so much going on, you guyz, she can't deal with doctors who don't know nothing about how juices cure diabetes. Do you know what I'm saying?

 

[Randy Lahey]

No update from our gorl. Is she :

a) coping with the news she's totally and absolutely diabetic by chugging down the last of the maple syrup, as diabetic fruit juice diet starts tomorrow;

b) en route to the ER due to super mega extreme diabetes that requires immediate assistance and a potential double amputation above the knees;

c) dead?

d) Shitting her brains out from a rage binge.

 

[Winterhold Guard]

So where is the update? Did I miss something other than this mornings sperg?

She says the juices are kale and spinach, not juice. If they don't have any sweet fruit added to them, she will pouring them down the sink. That stuff takes getting used to, even if you are the Banana Girl, let alone chins.

From personal experience Kale has a very powerful flavour to it, if she's making smoothies/juices with just two leafy greens she's in for a bad flavour experience.

Plus as mentioned by someone else all those Vitamin K rich greens are gonna fuck up her blood thinners. Bit of a PL but got a family member who is on blood thinners and Vitamin K foods are one thing the specialist preached for them to avoid.

She's such a mammoth sized drain on the health system and tax payer.

 

[Trananarama]

Quote: "They just gave me antibiotics. Well, I still had some supplies from the last time I got nursing on my other thing on my back".

Using antibiotics as 'supplies' that you can hoard and use whenever you want? When she already has (likely) serious outstanding infections?

Holy fucking shit. I'm no doctor but isn't the healthcare system screwed enough without her efforts to make antibiotic resistance worse for both herself and others? Some cows just need to die asap, if only for the benefit of the human species.

 

[I call shenanigans]

Did she kinda admit that she wasn't to the ER?
The "prescribed" antibiotics are leftovers from her previous Susan Boyle.
Quote: "They just gave me antibiotics. Well, I still had some supplies from the last time I got nursing on my other thing on my back".

She hasn't been to the ER. She doesn't know what the hell it is. There is no hospital photo. I think the only "medical" procedure she had yesterday is reaching down there with a hand-held mirror and/or asking PETEZ to take a look

She is self-medicating, hoping that what helped with her last gross skin problem, will help now as well.

I thought when she was talking about the left over supplies she was referring to the dressings that were used on her back. She said she was using that gauze to address her leakage.

 

[GargoyleGorl]

Did she kinda admit that she wasn't to the ER?
The "prescribed" antibiotics are leftovers from her previous Susan Boyle.
Quote: "They just gave me antibiotics. Well, I still had some supplies from the last time I got nursing on my other thing on my back".

She hasn't been to the ER. She doesn't know what the hell it is. There is no hospital photo. I think the only "medical" procedure she had yesterday is reaching down there with a hand-held mirror and/or asking PETEZ to take a look

She is self-medicating, hoping that what helped with her last gross skin problem, will help now as well.

P.S. I have money on her oversleeping her doctor's appointment (to avoid telling him about a puss draining development).
She just has so much going on, you guyz, she can't deal with doctors who don't know nothing about how juices cure diabetes. Do you know what I'm saying?

Using antibiotics as 'supplies' that you can hoard and use whenever you want? When she already has (likely) serious outstanding infections?

Holy fucking shit. I'm no doctor but isn't the healthcare system screwed enough without her efforts to make antibiotic resistance worse for both herself and others? Some cows just need to die asap, if only for the benefit of the human species.

I'm pretty sure she was saying that the ER just gave her antibiotics and she was using leftover gauze/dressings from when she had the other abscess.

Edit: ninja'd

 

[Barbarella]

I don’t understand why Chantal isn’t mainlining Nutrafol to try and fix her hair. It’s liderully everything she loves:

-pricey
-on amazon
-all you do is eat it every day
-it’s a magic pill with no effort on your part

I have seen people with success growing hair back with Nutrafol and it has performed well in actual doubleblind controlled tests, a rarity for hair-growing supplements...but you have to spend about 80 dollars american, 100 dollars Canadian a month on the stuff and wait optimally six months to see a difference.

Then again, she spends money like water, so what’s stopping her? Likely her laziness of not being able to remember to take four pills all at once every day for 6 months. Her need for instant gratification means she’d lose interest and stop taking them before she even had a chance to see results.

I looked it up and it is not good for diabetics, not that our girl would read that far. I think her need for instant gratification would make something like this impossible anyway. She couldn’t give it more than three days. She could have started Rogaine for Women years ago if she was that concerned. I think just like all her disgusting habits, (filthy hair, dirty clothes, hoards of boxes, detritus on her carpet, cat hair everywhere) she just doesn’t care enough to expend effort. She’s still “beautiful.”

Semper Fi to her hair powder though, it does a lot of work, more than I thought. If she lives two more years she’ll be entirely bald.

We don’t get a video tonight because Chins finds it impossible to do anything she says she would. She’s entirely untrustworthy and nobody should be surprised.

 

[solidus]

P.S. I have money on her oversleeping her doctor's appointment (to avoid telling him about a puss draining development).
She just has so much going on, you guyz, she can't deal with doctors who don't know nothing about how juices cure diabetes. Do you know what I'm saying?

I don’t think it’s outside the realms of possibility that she slept through it.

We don’t get a video tonight because Chins finds it impossible to do anything she says she would. She’s entirely untrustworthy and nobody should be surprised.

We still never got that time warp dinner did we? Not that it’s a bad thing, they are always terrible .

 

[Essig148]

I thought when she was talking about the left over supplies she was referring to the dressings that were used on her back. She said she was using that gauze to address her leakage.

I'm pretty sure she was saying that the ER just gave her antibiotics and she was using leftover gauze/dressings from when she had the other abscess.

Edit: ninja'd

Not gonna have a linguistics debate. To me it was extremely sus that she mentioned "supplies" and antibiotics under the same breath. Plus she wasn't sure it was an infection, but if she got the antibiotics PRESCRIBED then she would have known?

I think she tries to stay vague but kinda lets the truth slip all the time but then again it is not the same as a real confession.

I'm doubling down on the ER visit being a lie, and her just whipping out her FUPA to deflect. I do believe she has an inflamed sore down there that no doctor has seen though (good for them).

 

[felixthecat]

Are you referring to early 2019? Here is a screenshot from her video from Jan 21, 2019, "Grape and Lemon Fast Day 1":
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Compared to today:
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That is a huge acceleration in hair loss in two years time.

Also she has gone more grey, so that is also why it looks lighter/sparser. So sad to see.

 

[Blue Roses]

She is surely strapped into her breathing apparatus for the night/day; her CPAP humming along as she sleeps the sleep of the pugnacious: twitching and farting to dreams of pickle nougats and slap-fights, the hose of her mask granting verisimilitude to her elephantine body.

Meanwhile her community comment section gets weirder. Mike has started beezin and IRENE K is pretending to act brand new:



Where indeed? Wherefore art thou, Funshine Bear?

 

[Captain Ahab]

I hope she doesn’t die before her hair reaches the Cobra stage of hair loss denial.

 

[Anne Onimous]

Also she has gone more grey, so that is also why it looks lighter/sparser. So sad to see.

When you feel sad for Chantal, just remember this and that she did everything - from every medical condition to pushing everyone around her away - to herself.

For food.

 

[DolphinLife]

There's just something so fucking unnerving about her conjoined top central incisors. How one closes a gap naturally without the intervention of an orthodontist is something I'll never understand. That just goes to show you that those who have speculated about plaque buildup bridging the gap are probably correct, and there's no way that floss is finding its way between those gopher-esque teeth.

Come to think of it, her teeth reminds me of the 1993 movie "Dennis the Menace" where Dennis breaks Mr. Wilson's dentures and then replaces the broken teeth with Chiclet gum pieces.


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Now that I think about it, Chinny’s continual weight gain has had some unintended orthodontic special effects. Her gigantic misshapen eggplant head has put ongoing pressure on her maw which is acting like a full set of braces and pushing her dingy little stones together. Or it’s just a massive plaque and tartar build up like Tammy Slaton, who admits to brushing her teeth twice a week.

 

[soulless guarantee]

My prediction for the delayed Monday video about the doctor -- we'll see her on a livestream at about lunchtime today, visible CPAP indents, saying that she "fell asleep while editing". She'll then have a starbucks bagel and coffee arrive, and tell us onstream what she was going to put in the edited video. Then the edited video never comes out and she'll delete the stream after a day.

 

[Whizzbang Wallop]

I don’t think it’s outside the realms of possibility that she slept through it.



We still never got that time warp dinner did we? Not that it’s a bad thing, they are always terrible .

I don’t know if she could really eat cherry pie on video now after all the health crap she’s been spouting. But then maybe I underestimate her fuckery.