Chantal Sarault / Foodie Beauty - 400+lb delusional Canadian mukbanger trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Addicted to carbs. Pathological liar.

Is Ejup Man gone for good?

  • Yes, hes gone to the great eaiting pyramid in the sky

    Votes: 86 8.3%
  • No, hes just sleeping off a meth/gravy pizza binge

    Votes: 126 12.1%
  • He will be back when his other slampigs are busy

    Votes: 827 79.6%

  • Total voters
    1,039
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Anne Onimous

super extreme mega fatty liver x-pert
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Well now I believe Chantal actually did 5 lines of coke and 7h of sexercise last night! Don't you guys know it has a slimming effect? Our dainty sex hippopotamus kitten dropped to a dainty 365lbs without any effort. It's absolutely real and not related to untreated Diabetes Type 2!

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Fooster

Jeez Louise it's always somethin' in this town
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In case anyone is wondering, the third picture on his profile is of Timbit and I'm pretty sure it's been posted to his twitter. I can't say for certain if this is his profile or not, it is verified however I'm not sure what the tinder verification process entails.

Not sure Peetz will be jackhammering anyone any time soon with this excuse of a dating profile but hey.
 

Ramona

all out of lean cuisines
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I'm a firm believer of this story being somewhat true but embellished. Team "mixed lies", if you will.

We all know from our extended deathfat observations that there do exist vile humans who are more than willing to fuck them. Science still struggles with why, but it is undoubtedly true. I can believe that this man exists. However, he probably has a body similar to skinny pre luxury villa Pee at best.

The kind of individual wanting to go skin fold spelunking is usually a fairly advanced level of degenerate. Having multiple types of narcotics in the house makes sense for this type of person.
It is fairly common for people to get fucked up during/before a hookup. Not always safe or smart, but common, especially if you hook up a lot. He has that shit there to get his sex guests to do the maximum amount of gross shit possible. He wants high energy freakiness.

Unfortunately for the Prince of Egypt, Chantal has been gorging on edibles for like two weeks straight. She had stuff in her system, she then had hash, she had beer, etc. At a certain point you don't feel the coke as much. It's possible that everything together, along with her sheer size, drowned hyperactive effect of the coke out. She was probably just giggly and comatose. This, coupled with her inexperience culminated in him calling her a "lazy lover" which she took as a compliment for some reason. I guess she thinks if he's doing all the work (to ensure his own sexual gratification lol) that means she is really desirable and not just you know, the only one there willing to be fucked at the time.

She is probably counting every attempt at penetration as "sex". He rubbed his Viagra coke dick all over her, poked it around, licked her hole but didn't get blown, and maybe jizzed 2 or 3 times? Idk how Viagra works tbh. He absolutely had to use something to get it up though based on extended coke use. He obviously does this often. He either had a drawer full on condoms or none at all, but I bet he did and she just declined using one since she can't get pregnant and this guy TOTALLY won't give her an STD guys! Isn't that sexy of her?

Finally, I have to say that this guy is probably not into BDSM and is probably just a misogynistic foreigner from a culture that treats women like garbage and thinks of white women as even lower life forms because of how spoiled they consider them. Many African cultures in general are like this. That's why they hate fuck Sagi. Any violence that happened during coitus was probably just a result of how he feels about (slutty, white) women and not a kink.

However, if you bruise easily because of health issues, even a vanilla hookup can result in embarrassing marks everywhere. I believe her bruising to be a mixture of having skin like an overripe banana, and a sex partner that has no regard for her well being in the first place.
50/50 on whether this guy will call back. Thanks for coming to my SPED Talk.

And for the record Bibi doesn't count since he is trying to assimilate into Canadian culture and society and was ok with being mocked by his peers and family for dating a white whale. These are the men you see on 90 day fiance.

Edit: late so I tried to spoiler it but can't due to mobile and also retarded
 
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Fliddaroonie

I'm a spooky ghost! Whooooo!!! Ectoplasm!!!!
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In case anyone is wondering, the third picture on his profile is of Timbit and I'm pretty sure it's been posted to his twitter. I can't say for certain if this is his profile or not, it is verified however I'm not sure what the tinder verification process entails.

Not sure Peetz will be jackhammering anyone any time soon with this excuse of a dating profile but hey.
He looks like David Mitchell: the crippling depression years, in the second photo. Here's what I mean.
 

Becky Goodhair

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In case anyone is wondering, the third picture on his profile is of Timbit and I'm pretty sure it's been posted to his twitter. I can't say for certain if this is his profile or not, it is verified however I'm not sure what the tinder verification process entails.

Not sure Peetz will be jackhammering anyone any time soon with this excuse of a dating profile but hey.
Fuck, people who make an identity out of loathing children are awful.
 

e-gf

It's gay af for a man to take a nap
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GoodFattyDeadFatty

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In case anyone is wondering, the third picture on his profile is of Timbit and I'm pretty sure it's been posted to his twitter. I can't say for certain if this is his profile or not, it is verified however I'm not sure what the tinder verification process entails.

Not sure Peetz will be jackhammering anyone any time soon with this excuse of a dating profile but hey.
That bio is such horrific pussy repelent normally I’d assume it’s for sure a troll but it really does sound exactly like Peetz. Gross.
 

DongMiguel

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Let's humor the liar (and gosh I'm amazed at how many here seem to always buy her stories, even if it's prefaced with the fact she might be exaggerating) and say she really is down to 365. That's only 7 pounds lost in a month (since her last weigh-in). For someone her size, that's utterly pathetic and pretty much confirms she's not really losing anymore.
 

Dutch Courage

Curious Onlooker
True & Honest Fan
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In case anyone is wondering, the third picture on his profile is of Timbit and I'm pretty sure it's been posted to his twitter. I can't say for certain if this is his profile or not, it is verified however I'm not sure what the tinder verification process entails.

Not sure Peetz will be jackhammering anyone any time soon with this excuse of a dating profile but hey.
While one can game the verification, this does look legit. Most of what he says is what he said he said.

Ladies, doesn't he seem like a dreamboat? Aren't you dying to cuddle and smooch an autistic 36-year-old who hates kids and is questioning his gender identity? Wait till you hear about his job as a menial call-taker!! Champagne wishes and caviar dreams could be yours! If you want to win his heart, be sure not to play tennis or ice skate or hike. Make sure you hate the outdoors.
 

Pizza Sloth

Gluttony is not a secret vice.
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Sorry but... the soft and warmness? Who the fuck describes sex that way? :story: And some people still believe this woman went out and had endless, mind blowing sex last night?
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FFS. The short and simple answer is having a fucking orgasm and getting your rocks off. This answer sounds more like what she thinks she's supposed to say more than doing whatever the fuck it is that gives her the big O.
 

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