Oviously Chantal presented it as "I'm so hot he was willing to pay to see my tits" but maybe it came out of morbid curiosity after hearing Egypto laugh about the horror show he fucked?
Chantal Sarault / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar.
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Newfags write spergy MOTI shit about Peetz because he's not comical like Chinny is, he's just contemptible. Newfags think everyone is interested in their personal insights.
Here are some things I think everyone might already know, because they've been posted hundreds of times, meaning that you can save your valuable time by not posting them.
-Chantal is extremely fat and bears a likeness to Jabba the Hutt because he is also extremely fat. She also resembles other fat characters in popular culture. Such comparisons, while superfluous, may all the same be made in a more artful manner than appending a low-res thumbnail to a post.
-Chantal is delusional about her own attractiveness and clout, despite being unattractive and repugnant. The more analytically minded among us may even be led to postulate that this is the reason she has a thread.
-Peetz is an unmasculine and irritating adjunct character. He does not appear to have any defenders here, and so posting spiels with no paragraph spacing and the beloved-of-retards-everywhere two thirds of an ellipsis ("..") about how you concur with these sentiments, concur with them so consummately that you have absolutely nothing new or different to say about him, may not be necessary.
-Chantal doesn't tell the truth very much. Posting a powerlevel-drenched PhD thesis poking holes in her claim that a male model proposed to her in Farm Boy today after mistaking her for a young Catherine Deneuve are not really needed, as valuable as they are. If we really economise, we could even do without posts that begin by saying you believe nothing she's said, and then go on for 15,000 words speculating on the factual ramifications of the narrative you just announced isn't true.
-Chantal is negligent of her cats. Although this is not a forum for cat fanciers, it is within the scope of most Farmers' faculties to register that Chantal is not the perfect cat owner. As much fun as it is to read that you personally love and own cats (this obviously giving you a special insight into why animal cruelty is somehow wrong) followed by an exclamation-mark-riddled indictment addressed directly to Chinny who won't read it, I think that ground may have already been trod.
I think that covers the basics.
Yours,
Strine
Here are some things I think everyone might already know, because they've been posted hundreds of times, meaning that you can save your valuable time by not posting them.
-Chantal is extremely fat and bears a likeness to Jabba the Hutt because he is also extremely fat. She also resembles other fat characters in popular culture. Such comparisons, while superfluous, may all the same be made in a more artful manner than appending a low-res thumbnail to a post.
-Chantal is delusional about her own attractiveness and clout, despite being unattractive and repugnant. The more analytically minded among us may even be led to postulate that this is the reason she has a thread.
-Peetz is an unmasculine and irritating adjunct character. He does not appear to have any defenders here, and so posting spiels with no paragraph spacing and the beloved-of-retards-everywhere two thirds of an ellipsis ("..") about how you concur with these sentiments, concur with them so consummately that you have absolutely nothing new or different to say about him, may not be necessary.
-Chantal doesn't tell the truth very much. Posting a powerlevel-drenched PhD thesis poking holes in her claim that a male model proposed to her in Farm Boy today after mistaking her for a young Catherine Deneuve are not really needed, as valuable as they are. If we really economise, we could even do without posts that begin by saying you believe nothing she's said, and then go on for 15,000 words speculating on the factual ramifications of the narrative you just announced isn't true.
-Chantal is negligent of her cats. Although this is not a forum for cat fanciers, it is within the scope of most Farmers' faculties to register that Chantal is not the perfect cat owner. As much fun as it is to read that you personally love and own cats (this obviously giving you a special insight into why animal cruelty is somehow wrong) followed by an exclamation-mark-riddled indictment addressed directly to Chinny who won't read it, I think that ground may have already been trod.
I think that covers the basics.
Yours,
Strine
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This Too Shall Pass
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What is blowing my mind is how her sentence structure has degraded over 4 years! In this video, she was capable of keeping a train of thoughts and forming a long sentence without the need for using 'like' every 2 words!
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It cracks me up when people get upset over the same shit being rehashed over and over. It should not be a surprise. Chantal is a constant cycle of the same bullshit over and over with only limited arcs that offer any new insight into her monotonous world (Bibi going back to Africa, her hysterectomy, her and Bibi breaking up, her moving in with Peetz and now this latest adventure).
There's really nothing new to discuss most the time because it's all the sad, same pathetic bullshit.
So, yeah, we're all going to wrap around to the dozen or so points that have been hammered out because it's all the same. Everything she does is the same.
We're just updating everything said to her new situation.
I think that's why so many people actually engaged in the latest arc because it was a bit different. But even then, we just put a new spin on the same shit.
It'll always be the same shit until she dies.
I really don't know what else people think we should talk about. Especially with how boring she typically is between these mini-events.
There's really nothing new to discuss most the time because it's all the sad, same pathetic bullshit.
So, yeah, we're all going to wrap around to the dozen or so points that have been hammered out because it's all the same. Everything she does is the same.
We're just updating everything said to her new situation.
I think that's why so many people actually engaged in the latest arc because it was a bit different. But even then, we just put a new spin on the same shit.
It'll always be the same shit until she dies.
I really don't know what else people think we should talk about. Especially with how boring she typically is between these mini-events.
For sure she returned on the premise of rescuing her big pillow and peek-a-boo panties.
Right now she is feeling her fantasy as the beautifully alluring Nefertiti.
She will never be able to resist the company of her footballing magician, The Amazing Marmood, who is willing to regularly saw her in half in ideologically unsound circumstances.
I get why Peetz isn’t the main focus, but I’d rather talk about his potential hookup than rehashing whether Chantal is lying about the Egyptian, because that has been done to death. Literally everyone has vomited their opinion on if he exists or not, and I’m rather exhausted of THAT conversation.
The peetz love life is rather refreshing, honestly
I guess this includes me. I try to be scarce anymore and not shit up the thread (as I shit it up more, I'll vanish soon don't worry) but FUCK these takes lately are less than Reddit tier quality.
With that said, I am glad more people can finally see through the gravy. I suppose I've been spoiled by some people that are eloquent in their Chinny analysis. Lately during my mindless scrolling I only stop for Strine, Dutch, and a few others. They actually put thought into what they say.
Strine can be a bit wordy, but I agree with him. It’s the same shit, but not even a different day. We’ve had quite a few newfags join after the OF saga, and yet again after the Egyptian prince/coke head story. My advice is to read the goddamn thread, use the search function, and above all learn to edit and/or quote.
seriously people, learn to fucking read
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“There will always be newfags and they wish to discuss Chantal and her miserable sorry ass life” @Chantal's Therapist
Discussion and commentary on new videos/new SM posts are one thing. Rehashing the same arguments and memes 1,000 times is not. If you are so keen to discuss Chantal, you can easily do so on any another website.
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It really ain't all that serious, it ain't serious at all. This is what makes all this sperging irritating. I suppose engagement and views are good for the site as a whole, I'm just a user. But I know every time one of Chinny's fans see the light, they have to sift through a lot of nonsense to get the facts. The highlight function is your friend.
Despite what people outside of here say, there are cold hard facts about every single lolcow here. Some users are more dedicated than others, but the ones that actually contribute to and document the cows in these threads aren't idiots. They're well spoken and intelligent.
The retards here that spout off nonsense are the ones that give Kiwi Farms a bad rep. We aren't a bunch of psychos (mostly). We can make jokes that we're autistic or whatever, but the reality is that we are a collective of people that pay attention and hold people accountable for their actions. The truth fucking hurts, eh?
HOW DARE US!!!
I guess I should actually contribute after my sperging. I think The Neverevending Chinstory is going to move forward with mindless mukbangs now that Clotso is free from Ejip. Peetz will be in the background, chat will ask how his internet love life is going (ignoring our Gravy Queen), he will giddily reply with vague details about it and Chins will chimp.
frenchie pouteene
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He's a cow appendage; way too boring to warrant his own thread, yet also the only other character with an actual on-screen presence on this particular cow show. Most of us can probably empathize with your/anyone's frustration when the thread meanders on about shit you don't care about (for me it's the endless attempts at "diagnosing" Chantal's truckload of mental issues), but for as long as her life is as empty as it is, with Sock Gnome being literally the only other human being she interacts with on the regular, he's gonna get mentioned here and there. Not because people are so hyper invested in the life of the world's most generic Twitter sperg, but because his life directly impacts the life of the main attraction.
The effort is appreciated, but to be fair, even the original image looked like the filter had given up halfway through processing, unless there really is a dedicated "Blob of Marzipan Dough with Lips" filter.
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I think that might be a proximity thing: Peetz only seems like less of a twat because he's next to such a gargantuan bitch. In isolation it would be a lot more apparent what a snivelling little cunt Peetz is, but I do agree with you he is largely harmless.
I am all in for a Peetz love quest arc though. Not because I want him to be happy, but because even if it doesn't result in him leaving the luxury villa, the mere knowledge that he has someone else in his life to fawn over and that Chantal is no longer his priority is going to send her into an incandescent rage; especially after she got sent packing up the Nile by the prince of Egypt.
It's interesting how you're bitching about the thread getting clogged with Peetz stuff, yet I've seen you pop up more on the last 3 or 4 pages than anyone else; constantly posting single-sentence drivel or sperging out.
Learn how to consolidate all your thoughts into a single post, for fuck sake.
This looks like it was taken from a Snapchat she posted earlier in the week. The one where her lips look like a butthole:
She either wants us to think she went back to the Egyptian's house last night, or she posted it to feel pretty.
I feel no one has connected this to her flashing her gross tits on live? This is the kind of madeup story that Chantal thinks is flattering and enviable.
Time for my morning sperg.
Newfags: You who post one-liners 3 or 4 times per page. Use the Quote function, please. And lurk moar / search moar before you ask the thread dumb questions. If a stoned boomer can find this shit, so can you.
Although... sometimes one liners can be fucking hilarious @Randy Lahey and @Random Internet Person
A remark as to the lack of grammar skillz will only get you a Dumb sticker. I guess the poster doesn't care if his/her posts aren't read then.
We acquire Newfags all the time and some of them @Oliver Onions and others are very eloquent and insightful and contribute in a manner enjoyable to read and take in, laugh about, agree with, etc. without busting a braincell deciphering before you get their point. Others just seem to be here to add to the general gabble and shit up the thread.
Regardless, I really enjoy this thread. Many thanks and much appreciation to all the Kiwis who contribute so much valuable information about our cow(s) and their appendages.
Newfags: You who post one-liners 3 or 4 times per page. Use the Quote function, please. And lurk moar / search moar before you ask the thread dumb questions. If a stoned boomer can find this shit, so can you.
Although... sometimes one liners can be fucking hilarious @Randy Lahey and @Random Internet Person
It's 911.
As @Strine so eloquently put it, the literal walls of text with no paragraph spacing and very little punctuation, lack of capitalization - if you're on you phone, well other posters manage to make their contributions legible, why can't you - will have me moving on every time, no matter what important hot take the poster had to say.
A remark as to the lack of grammar skillz will only get you a Dumb sticker. I guess the poster doesn't care if his/her posts aren't read then.
We acquire Newfags all the time and some of them @Oliver Onions and others are very eloquent and insightful and contribute in a manner enjoyable to read and take in, laugh about, agree with, etc. without busting a braincell deciphering before you get their point. Others just seem to be here to add to the general gabble and shit up the thread.
I agree, and just skip the more annoying posts. Finding a Strine or @Dutch Courage or @Anne Onimous post, however, is like finding a $20 bill in last winter's coat pocket.
Regardless, I really enjoy this thread. Many thanks and much appreciation to all the Kiwis who contribute so much valuable information about our cow(s) and their appendages.
Complaining about people talking about Peetz is ridiculous. He's one of the few constants in Chantal's life, is frequently on the streams, and is possibly her biggest enabler. People are going to talk about him. A separate thread would make no sense because he doesn't produce enough content on his own to justify one.
Stop sperging out about people discussing issues involving the cow, on the cow's thread. That's literally what it's for and the forum isn't going to cater to you specifically. No one fucking cares if you're sick of hearing about x y or z, it has to do with the thread topic so it's going to be discussed.
Stop sperging out about people discussing issues involving the cow, on the cow's thread. That's literally what it's for and the forum isn't going to cater to you specifically. No one fucking cares if you're sick of hearing about x y or z, it has to do with the thread topic so it's going to be discussed.
Now that we're at the end of the saga at least we finally have something we all (those in the "he's real" camp and those in the "he's not real" camp) can agree on. She claims he told her he loves her. If he's not real, that's a lie. If he is real, that's a lie.
ETA: Apparently, that's not what he said. Sorry for the misinformation. Anyway, Chantal lies.
ETA: Apparently, that's not what he said. Sorry for the misinformation. Anyway, Chantal lies.
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I love when newfaggots come and tell everyone what this site is supposed to be for. This site was not made to hold people accountable for their actions, it was made for literal autists to document and laugh at retards who make laughingstocks out of themselves online. There was nothing virtuous about it, and there is currently nothing virtuous about it. Hope this helps.
What has been happening to this thread is the same thing that happened to Amber's thread in late 2017: lots of newfags who were very excited to be in on the fun, not much actual content happening so it was repetitive, people rehashing old stuff, openly alogging, getting into slapfights and making the thread a bloated, unreadable mess. Eventually multiple users who couldn't calm down were doxed and then the thread was moved to an unmoderated subforum where the speds could go hogwild. It was eventually remodded and is now pretty inactive because Amber is much less active.
While the Amber sub made less headaches for mods, I don't think Chantal has enough content or orbiters to necessitate an entire sub. I just think a great lot of you guys need to calm down. If you have nothing funny or interesting or fresh to say about the zoo animal on display, don't post anything, use your stickers and reports, or just head over to BP chat if you want to yell about Chantal or the state of the thread. There's always someone there willing to yell with you.
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