Chantal Sarault / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar.

[Niggers are gay]

Need a quick catch up, haven't watched the show in a while.

Has she lost weight? Her face looks noticeably less massive. How did she achieve this? I assume drug abuse or some illness?

The damage she's done to herself is more evident having lost a bit, she looks like she's melting. Fuck knows how bad she'd look if she lost significant weight.

 

[WTF am I Watching]

It would be world class entertainment if Chinny moved in with Meth Head and there was a replay of her first night with Meth and that other woman. Only this time Chinny would be the angry woman/roommate who didn't realize Egypt would bring home other women to fuck. I could see Chinny's shock and anger as Egypt introduces the slam pig and tells Chinny "you're not my girlfriend". There's not much she could do about it, given it's her new home and she's addicted to the drugs he sells her. Trap house indeed.

On the other hand, seeing how fast she moved when she thought there was an intruder....she might end up beating the ever loving shit out of Egypt and his new slam pig. That could put this over the top.

Whatever happens with the moveout saga, it will be another epic fuckup from Chinny. Every day she finds another way to dive deeper into the cesspool of her selfish, empty life.

Can't wait to see how the shroon saga plays out.

 

[Logical Fallacies]

Need a quick catch up, haven't watched the show in a while.

Has she lost weight? Her face looks noticeably less massive. How did she achieve this? I assume drug abuse or some illness?

The damage she's done to herself is more evident having lost a bit, she looks like she's melting. Fuck knows how bad she'd look if she lost significant weight.

Don't be lazy, read the thread.

It would be world class entertainment if Chinny moved in with Meth Head and there was a replay of her first night with Meth and that other woman. Only this time Chinny would be the angry woman/roommate who didn't realize Egypt would bring home other women to fuck. I could see Chinny's shock and anger as Egypt introduces the slam pig and tells Chinny "you're not my girlfriend". There's not much she could do about it, given it's her new home and she's addicted to the drugs he sells her. Trap house indeed.

On the other hand, seeing how fast she moved when she thought there was an intruder....she might end up beating the ever loving shit out of Egypt and his new slam pig. That could put this over the top.

Whatever happens with the moveout saga, it will be another epic fuckup from Chinny. Every day she finds another way to dive deeper into the cesspool of her selfish, empty life.

Can't wait to see how the shroon saga plays out.

Chin's is only brave behind a camera or other's people's back. And all Ejupt has to do is push her over and she won't be able to get back up unassisted anyways.

 

[Kitty kitty cat]

We all know, Chantal doesnt give a fuck about peoples opinions, bc "fuck you guys. I do what I want" so shes obviously not gonna microdose anything. Shes gonna do the whole shebang bc shes also way to lazy to research.
So best case scenario is, shes gonna trip live, flaling around in her room with her backscratcher, trying to chase the smurfs/whatever away.
Worst case scenario is her tripping at the camel jockeys, gettig in to his stash and him having to deal with the outcome of that. Its worst case bc hes def not going live and Id love to see, how tf hes handling 350 lbs of deadweight

 

[Anonymous Talking Scale]

What ever happened to RustySpoons? They used to be in Chantal's chat all the time, but she hasn't shouted their name in ages. Is that Mike 2.0?

ETA: now that I'm thinking about it, it's probably because they either got blocked and didn't create a new account, or simply they never renewed their membership. The one month has officially passed. Sofa King is also MIA.

 

[In Memoriam]

Is she at the spa hotel with Nader this weekend then?

 

[Rasputin's Side Piece]

See, all the morons in her chat need to start freaking out and telling her NO NO DON'T TAKE TOO MANY SHROOMS OMG!!!!

This will guarantee that Oppositional Defiant Chins will immediately down whatever she has on hand, and it will be the show of the century.

 

[Chandra]

Y’all watched Luca yet? Dom is in it.

 

[The Bean Bag's In A Hurry]

Hobbies that Chantal has said she'd take up and never followed through:

• Volunteering to work at a petting farm
• Writing a novel about a couple that goes on a getaway
• Singing lessons
• Making home-cooked meals (learning to cook)
• Going to the beach
• Going back to school

Instead, it's just food, live streams, overindulging in the consumption of edibles, Torried hauls and being an Uberfuck always on call or Ejupt. I guess she can be said to be a collector of appliances, boxes, and random earrings bought at the local pharmacy and kept until destroyed in her pocketbook.

She kind of has if you reeeeeeaaaaallllllyyyyy wanna stretch the truth, as she, in fact, does regularly.

• Has become one of the animals that resides on the petting farm
• Went on a "getaway" with her "sexy" "lover" for the weekend. The only lines that will be written are coke lines on a hard, flat surface
• Sings constantly on live......poorly
• Ordering HelloFresh and letting it all expire is being a chef, right?
• Is a beached whale
• Regularly gets schooled by the world around her

That's the same thing tho, no?

 

[Chaotic Pizzaparty]

I am 1 hour 30 into this 5 hour live and all I have to say so far is, Chantal is like the opposite to a siren. She instead of lulling her victims into a state of control. enrages them. I would happily smash her face with a brick to shut her the fuck up.

In other news, Chantal shitting and justifying it is horrific because no one wants to see an ugly fat ball shit.

edit - bailed at 1 hour 40. The 30 minutes of talking about shit was disgusting. That and the singing would be a make a wish kid's nightmare.

 

[Pepper Jack]

Tonight’s episode of Breaking Gunt is called: THE INTRUDER
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[cuevasen]

Leave Chins alone! She's on her ROMANTIC GETAWAY this weekend, you guiiise.

Monday she'll return with a ring on it.

ETA for clarification: The ring being a black eye and the stone being crystal meth.

 

[Dutch Courage]

Leave Chins alone! She's on her ROMANTIC GETAWAY this weekend, you guiiise.

Monday she'll return with a ring on it.

If she is, in fact, on a romantic getaway with Nader at some spa, it is almost a certainty that it will be a trainwreck. Alas, we won't get to see it. I can imagine her really grossing out the other people at the spa and annoying them with animalistic squeals, grunts, guffaws, and cat voices. I can imagine her getting zonked on drugs, perhaps 'shrooms. I can imagine her getting into arguments with Nader constantly, I can imagine her not tipping people she is supposed to tip, turning her room into an absolute pigsty overnight, clogging toilets, spilling food and drinks. I can imagine more arguments on the drive back home. I really don't see how it could possibly go any differently.

Naturally, upon her return, we will be regaled with tales about how exclusive this luxury spa was, how many divine sexual positions she offered herself up in, how creamy and dreamy the 'shrooms were, and how she needed privacy from her dingbat followers, who absolutely do not deserve the weekend of pampering she got. The only good news is that she is the world's most unconvincing liar (come to think of it, she is the world's "most" for a lot of things), so we'll know pretty quickly the degree by which she is lying.

I can only hope she saved some 'shrooms for her return to video. She needs to space their ingestion by about three days or so though; 'shrooms usually don't work on back-to-back days unless she consumes a much greater quantity the second day. I would hate to miss the 'shroom show.

 

[ImpeachImprison]

If she is, in fact, on a romantic getaway with Nader at some spa, it is almost a certainty that it will be a trainwreck. Alas, we won't get to see it. I can imagine her really grossing out the other people at the spa and annoying them with animalistic squeals, grunts, guffaws, and cat voices. I can imagine her getting zonked on drugs, perhaps 'shrooms. I can imagine her getting into arguments with Nader constantly, I can imagine her not tipping people she is supposed to tip, turning her room into an absolute pigsty overnight, clogging toilets, spilling food and drinks. I can imagine more arguments on the drive back home. I really don't see how it could possibly go any differently.

Naturally, upon her return, we will be regaled with tales about how exclusive this luxury spa was, how many divine sexual positions she offered herself up in, how creamy and dreamy the 'shrooms were, and how she needed privacy from her dingbat followers, who absolutely do not deserve the weekend of pampering she got. The only good news is that she is the world's most unconvincing liar (come to think of it, she is the world's "most" for a lot of things), so we'll know pretty quickly the degree by which she is lying.

I can only hope she saved some 'shrooms for her return to video. She needs to space their ingestion by about three days or so though; 'shrooms usually don't work on back-to-back days unless she consumes a much greater quantity the second day. I would hate to miss the 'shroom show.

My guess is that she's massively hungover and her chat from last live pushed her into some self-reflection and quiet time. Nahhhh...

 

[Jojojo]

What ever happened to RustySpoons? They used to be in Chantal's chat all the time, but she hasn't shouted their name in ages. Is that Mike 2.0?

Same with Death Valley

 

[GargoyleGorl]

I can only hope she saved some 'shrooms for her return to video. She needs to space their ingestion by about three days or so though; 'shrooms usually don't work on back-to-back days unless she consumes a much greater quantity the second day. I would hate to miss the 'shroom show.

That's what's going to make this interesting. She won't give herself enough time to lose her tolerance between trips, so she'll just take more and more. Then she'll run out for a few days, and when her next order comes in, she'll go straight to the mega dose.

It's just like her behavior with pot (and food, come to think of it). She can't get mildly stoned, take a week off, and then have a higher dose for funsies. No, it's straight to 100 mg, and when she doesn't feel that immediately, another 200 mg until she's greening out and totally incoherent. That's the benchmark. Don't just have a hamburger as a treat now and then; have all the hamburgers every day. That's the status quo, and then eat twice as many when you're celebrating/sad/upset/bored.

I don't know if she truly has an addictive personality (unless that's purely defined as the absolute, overwhelming need to indulge every craving as it occurs and never, ever tolerate discomfort for more than the few seconds it takes to order some McDonald's) so much as she's terminally lacking in any goddamn sense.

 

[American Shorthair]

See, all the morons in her chat need to start freaking out and telling her NO NO DON'T TAKE TOO MANY SHROOMS OMG!!!!

This will guarantee that Oppositional Defiant Chins will immediately down whatever she has on hand, and it will be the show of the century.

"I told you I was hardcore".

 

[Who Now]

Unless she's in jail or someone stole her phones, she can't go a whole weekend without either streaming or putting up a video. She is addicted to the attention, good or bad.

King Tut would never agree to spending a continuous 48/72 hours with her unless she is paying him an escort fee, so its highly doubtful she got him to the luxury hotel. Even if she did, she would find a way to sneak in a stream. Perhaps when he went down to the bar looking for a random reach around just to get away from her for awhile.

Chin's is only brave behind a camera or other's people's back. And all Ejupt has to do is push her over and she won't be able to get back up unassisted anyways.

Only not cute

 

[hesterprynne]

Hope all of you losers are enjoying your lame weekends of sticker collecting and bingo. I assume Chantal is indulging in more exquisite hobbies like binge eating fast food and getting used by a crackhead for drug money right after she got a paycheck.

 

[LonelyEggRoll]

Maybe she took the shrooms last night, got spooked by another intruder incident after seeing her own hulking reflection on the balcony door window, crashed through it, backscratcher in hand, tumbled off the edge and down to the ground floor below.

No-one has found her yet cause she caused the residents below to move out, so that apartment is empty.
Peetz will only discover her gone when the KitKats, Lean Cuisines and special muffins run low and he wants a lift to the shops.