Chantal Sarault / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar.

Do you think Chantal got the covid vaccine?

  • Yes, the needle miraculously pierced those Michelin man arms

    Votes: 239 27.7%
  • No, only the purest of gravy is injected into that temple

    Votes: 296 34.3%
  • A new strain of covid is now being created in her fupa

    Votes: 481 55.7%

  • Total voters
    863

Windex

True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
Wise move, notifying your audience chock full of haters that your downstairs unit is vacant.

She opens mail from strangers and - without a moments hesitation - slathered the wipe all over her fat face.

Not a lick of self-preservation, or a modicum of situational awareness for the soon-single unit Chantal.

Edit: It’s something like ten pounds that they can spirit away with a tummy tuck/mommy makeover. Never ceases to amuse me that some deathfats expect 10 or 20x that removed.
 

The Big Vivs

just a simple maize farmer
kiwifarms.net
I keep seeing folks mention her progressing to 'shrooms, but I just want to point something out:

If she tries any form of psychedelic, be it LSD, psilocybin, or otherwise, she is going to be in for an exceedingly bad time. One of the primary effects of psychedelics is extremely heightened emotion. She'll be aware of every little bit of anxiety, paranoia, and stress, which we see her struggle with constantly in regards to her situation. On some level, she knows how much she's fucked up, but she's able to cope by gorging herself on whatever bullshit she can get her hands on, be it pot or food or stimulants— On psilocybin mushrooms, she's not going to be able to ignore it. It's going to be thrust right in her face for several painful, agonizingly slow hours, and she won't be able to look away because she doesn't have the emotional or intellectual capacity to cope with those feelings the way a typical adult would. They're not a drug that lets you ignore your problems.

I hope she streams it.
 

BeachBlondeCaramel

kiwifarms.net
i'm starting to think someone told her she'd get a longer, stronger, cheaper high with mushrooms

it's the natural progression of an addict, 200mg of thc edibles just don't hit like they used to
Seriously doubt she has been doing straight thc gummies only regardless of the mgs.....her actions on cam reflect something speed ish in addition to edibles so she s just lying as always and saying what is convenient at the time.....most of her fans never question anything she says they re just rats and she s the Pied Piper. And what happened to the shop she used to order from based in BC? they are not out of those high dose edibles so yeah, they aint hitting like they used to is correct.
 

GargoyleGorl

アイデンティティクライシス
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
I don’t know Ottawa very well, but I assume she lives in a suburb. If it’s anything like the GTA, there’s stores u can go in and buy from everywhere. I’m in a suburb outside T.O. and there’s 3 within 10 minutes of my place alone. Not to mention all the online ordering and delivery options. There’s no way there’s only one store she can get edibles from and they’re fresh out for the next two weeks. But what’s the point of lying about it? I mean not that she ever needs a reason to lie, I just can’t figure out the motivation other than for an excuse to have to use shrooms instead?
I would theorize that going to a different store violates her "safe" rituals. No matter what she does, there's a weird element of OCD in her actions -- not the handwashing type of OCD, obviously. Still, from her tics to her grunts to her need to drive three blocks from the drive thru to a different parking lot to eat, she has these little rituals that make her feel more comfortable psychologically. Who knows what kind of havoc fucking meth is playing with her bona fide psychological issues (and by this I mean "shit she should be diagnosed, medicated, and put in therapy for" as opposed to the general "this bitch is crazy, has no sense of self-preservation, and is beyond gross" brand of insanity we're used to discussing).

All that to say, she probably feels comfortable in one shop and one shop only -- maybe because they didn't stare, or the clerk was a chubby girl (and Chantal can lie to herself that the clerk might be thinner but she has a prettier face) or maybe it's just that she feels they don't judge her for some reason (and she can lie to herself about her attractiveness -- it's one or the other, paranoid eye-darting or 'he totally wanted me,' nothing in between). Maybe it's just that she can reliably park right next to the door and doesn't have to make a spectacle of herself marathoning across the parking lot.

Or maybe she really is that stupid that she can't figure out how to get to a different store.

Whatever it is, it's crazy and stupid of her because obviously there are other pot shops in fucking Ottawa. I'm not snarking at you personally -- I'm just saying that thinking about this rationally (like you are) is the wrong approach when it comes to Chantal. Whatever the answer is, it's the very epitome of "not fucking rational". She doesn't need an excuse to take mushrooms and she doesn't need a reason to lie. She just does.
 

chantalisfat

kiwifarms.net
I'm pretty sure this is the place she orders from:

It matches the details she's given us - free delivery over 99$, delivery in under two hours, they verify ID via text. They're also sold out of all of their edibles at the moment, and normally carry the shatter bears she likes. The day she told us she ordered mushrooms they were available on the website. They were selling the shrooms in the amount of 14g, the same amount she said she bought. I should have screenshotted the shrooms product page when I saw it, but I didn't expect them to completely remove it from the site like they have. They also sell pre-rolls, which she said she ordered, and carry vape pens that she's used in the past.
 

Springer

=IF(Situation≥fuck Marissa, "fuck Marissa")
kiwifarms.net
So now she’s going to straight toke?

She was smoking, well vaping, weed in some of her earliest Videos from like 2017. So edibles came after smoking, though I know drug experts in the thread(you helpfully informative degenerates you) have explained she couldn't even use a vape properly.

And I believe it may have been a canada day Vid where she was alone on the deck smoking a standard rolled Joint and being mean mugged by Buster. Buster is probably the best thing in this thread other than Random Dominican Guy(I guess needs an update to Random Jamaican Dude)

I'm actually wondering if this isn't the traditional weekend her family goes to their Lakecottage? Edit: checked the timing and it may be one week early, the vids of her and Bibi in the camper and family in the Cottage are July 2nd 2018.

Surprisingly it took Peetz to show her she could eat candy to get high all and under the wonderful excuse of „it's medicine for my mentals“

I really need to concentrate some tism and check out all the wrappers shown on her Livestreams and see if we can figure out the cost of them. Even just reduced to the ones we see it must be a fortune!
 

BigBootieJudi

kiwifarms.net
I'm actually wondering if this isn't the traditional weekend her family goes to their Lakecottage? Edit: checked the timing and it may be one week early, the vids of her and Bibi in the camper and family in the Cottage are July 2nd 2018.
That actually does make sense, dates make it seem like it's a Canada day celebration for her fam and this is the weekend before Canada Day this year.
 

DefCon Dumb

Confronter of Cryptoid Cuntiness
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
Next week end is a long weekend for us - Canada Day being July 1st. .Many families choose that weekend for a family mill & swill

I haven't had much to say here about her lately, so many others are far more eloquent, so I've saved my reeing for chat.

What is increasingly clear is we're witnessing an unbridled descent into madness. She doesn't work so there's no obligation to pretend to keep to a schedule, her family seems to be keeping her at arms length or vice versa, she demands more & more of Peetz & gives less & less in return & that seems okay with him. Her carefully curated hugbox is happy to accept the most debased, vile behaviour, the sloppiest excesses & most slovenly, slatternly of hygiene & personal habits & they seem to find it Brave & Daring when she openly, defiantly discusses matters we would quickly train out of small children.

Her combination of several serious & untreated medical conditions, her emotional volatility layered over a constantly simmering layer of rage & her diminishing mental abilities point to an eventual catastrophic event of some sort. Damned if I know what form that will take - plenty of legit contenders & even so, something could come out of left field.

Her obedient members may lamely protest her actions, especially her foray into whatever drugs she's taking on any given day but very few bother even trying to call her out online where the only consequence is losing the fleeting good will of other net users.

Her health has never incentivized any change in her - can't see that changing & she'd have to have a realistic view & knowledge of her own conditions to even attempt change & she clearly doesn't. She reads until she finds something she can brute force into her delusions, then smugly treats it as fact.

The only sorts of things I can ever see forcing positive changes in her, even if for the wrong reasons, would have to be events that have an immediate, painful consequence & if she can mitigate the pain, she'll shrug it off.... on her way to shooting herself in the foot.

Her move story is sketchy as hell on several counts - all itemized ad nauseum in this thread. Her Nader stories have holes through which we could drive a truck. Everything she chooses to discuss or allude to is so twisted, so full of contradictions, trying to keep it straight would drive many mad.

Throughout all of this, she's frantically hanging on to the illusion that she's in charge, living her best life & that within the next year, all her problems will miraculously go away & she'll be leading the jet setter life in Europe.

She reminds me of a diver near the bottom, intently focused on a shiny bit of bling they think they see, completely oblivious to the circling school of hungry, black tipped reef sharks about to devour her.

Until she finally crashes & burns, whatever form that takes, we're in for a hell of a ride.
 

Person of Walmart

Garage sale, thrift shop, and flea market fan.
kiwifarms.net
I'm going to guess she's getting it from a non-government run store with unreliable inventory, some places even make their own edibles in house. The "legal" Cannabis stores are just extensions of their online presence, The OCS (Ontario Cannabis Store). The government limits edibles to being 10mg or less. Anything that's higher than that comes from someone not licensed to sell in Ontario, which is generally pot shops on reservations as they're not being touched. She can't get a 250mg (or whatever it was) giant gummy from government sanctioned stores as their inventory comes from the exact same place as OCS.ca. Nothing above 10mg to be found.
Can confirm. I get medical. Nothing above 10mg edibles except the liquids which go up to 100mg and sometimes 200mg.

Edit: Forgot to mention that cookies are also only 10mg now. They come in bags of 10 small cookies. Each 10mg.
 
Last edited:

Barbarella

Guards! To the Mathmos with this winged fruitcake.
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
If there is a family weekend and she is invited, and does go, she can give her sister back her sunglasses. Sis would have to sterilize and resize, of course.

Honestly, in the state Chantel is in right now, it’d surprise me if she went. Aside from being a filthy, paranoid mess with underlying personal problems she’s not equipped to handle easily, she also seems psychologically dependant on drugs now. Even if it’s only weed, I doubt she wants to do without, especially for a weekend. If it’s something harder, she may even be physically addicted and not even be able to go without starting a withdrawal. Maybe her family would be ok with her being that high, who knows? It’s not like it’s a secret. Chantel rolls on E during Canada Day celebrations with her Mom, stepdad, aunts, uncles, sister and boyfriend- and Buster. She could wear that sequin dress that felt sooo soooftt one high streaming night.

She’s also addicted to streaming. The only time she hasn’t gone live in months is when she’s with E-gyp. She has few qualms about streaming with her whole family there as she’s done it before. Her mother clearly doesn’t like it though. Shmee doesn’t seem to come out and say no (on camera) but she drops loads of hints and whispers and hides, (which of course Chins ignores or simply doesn’t notice.) Somebody is going to request it be off, probably homeowner. Both drugs and streaming are stress relievers for her, and her family definitely stresses her.

She could go and do as she has previously-sit in the basement streaming while everybody has fun BBQing above. Will limited drugs and streaming be worth the chance to have free food and mommy there to do laundry? Mom will probably make her take a shower and put on underwear though. But then Chins can show her weight loss off. Is that enough of an incentive?

I guess we’ll find out if we see Buster’s contempt.
 

Oliver Onions

Stop sinning, that's literally all you have to do.
kiwifarms.net
The one thing that fascinates me over the course of nearly 3 months is Chantal's ignorance and sometimes willing nature to destroy her only revenue. The talk of pools, mansions yet throughout ANY of this has she even questioned Youtube yeeting her.

We all know too well about how predictable they are when they pull the rug but they do so in a manner that obliterates the user. Chantal has done the following in the last three months;

  1. Talked about sex copiously (very iffy in terms of TOS)
  2. Flashed her tits.
  3. Flashed her cunt.
  4. Appeared almost ever day, completely off her tree. At first edibles but a month in clearly it is something else.
  5. Has discussed drug use.
  6. Been downright toxic to her audience and paying members.
Bitch needs to reign it in or she is going to get Shannie4Christ'ed

I am excited for mid July move anxiety though, bitch is going to be off her face constantly as her credit rating affects her moves. The mid-season finale has been great.
Shannie only got yeeted because there were kids involved which prompted news outlets to press YouTube for comment on what exactly they were doing. Unless Chantal murders one of the cats on stream I doubt Susan Wojak will lift a finger to do anything about an irrelevant bovine Canadian slowly rotting to death, live on air.

I mean fucking Shoenice is still on YouTube after all these years, and he's put up videos openly stating he's fucked up on molly and other substances while consuming all sorts of dangerous shit.
 

weaselhat

kiwifarms.net
A lot of people believe she is on uppers. Uppers don't cause your eyes to roll up into your head and doesn't make you slur your words.
yes it does. It isn’t the drug per say, but lack of sleep. Clearly you have never had the pleasure of being around a meth addict on a day three, four or for a really great experience, day five of a bender. It’s a special kind of hell. They also hallucinate and mumble nonsense.
 

Similar threads

Failing Content Creator, Big Smoke Lookalike, Jarbo Black, "HIT THAT DAMN BUTTON"
Replies
1K
Views
207K
J
Gets banned from everywhere, Stole charity money and general supervillan antics
Replies
4K
Views
718K
Top