Gross Chantal Sarault / Foodie Beauty - Makes Mukbang Videos for a Living, Canadian Amberlynn Reid

BerriesArnold

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I'm going to make an obvious guess here. After losing 12lbs from the fast, Chantal found it appropriate to reward herself with treats, binges, eating out, heaps of potatoes and crap etc... She gained all of those pounds back immediately(which is why she didn't post a weigh-in) and now she's doing damage control by going on another fast due to the dramatic success from the first water fast. She thought she could get away with eating like shit again and was surprised to see the weight pile on so quickly.

Honestly, watching Chantal is like watching a child come up with excuses as to how they didn't steal from the cookie jar.
Child: I wasn't stealing a cookie!! I was just...cleaning the jar!!
Child: I didn't eat a cookie!! It was...uh...it was fluffy!! She was hungry!!
Child: Cookies help me think because of the sugar, so I can do my homework faster!!

Meanwhile, her face is covered in crumbs and her hands are caked in chocolate. Chantal is a literal child. A sad, fat, lying child.
 

Man vs persistent rat

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Is this useless whale even going to be able to hold to her most ground-level easy promise of several mukbangs a week? :story:

Based on the past 4 months I can't believe I am now finding the Chantal of early 2018 a productive powerhouse.
 
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muhhhhhh

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and now explain to me how you are better than chantal?
She has to quit letting random fucks online get to her. It doesn't matter who doesn't like her. Her upvote to downvote ratio could be 0:1000. It doesn't fucking matter.

She will not care when she's dead. She should live for herself and quit attempting to justify every action she takes and every attempt she fails.

She's stuck in a constant cycle where she seeks validation while attempting to fix the absolute state of her life.

If it isn't blatantly obvious that YouTube and the Internet in general is fucking with her mental and physical health, I don't know what to tell you.

She has to quit giving a fuck. That's her one and only option. Use YouTube to make clickbait cash and get a job on the side. Do fucking anything other than this batshit cycle where she stays up till 6 AM moderating comments. Then she wakes up with a face showing abject horror as she realizes that people are being mean to her online again.

Only threw that out there 'cause I was laughing my ass off when she actually did throw her channel into lockdown again. I get the feeling that she tries to have thick skin, but ultimately loses it when a joke hits too close to home.


You know the rules better than I do. I'm not about to eat your bait and talk about myself or talk like I'm better than anyone else.


EDIT: inb4 "Real lolcows reject advice."

Yeah. My original comment wasn't a serious take.

EDIT 2: I was gonna keep you downvoted autistic but I can't fucking do it. This shit is straight Reddit.

Fuck were you thinking, @Null? I know you're from 4chan. What's with the meme voting system? Just PM me and delete my posts. I'm probably done here. Just curious about your philosophy when it came to designing the voting system.
 
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The Flawless Gazelles

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She has to quit letting random fucks online get to her. It doesn't matter who doesn't like her. Her upvote to downvote ratio could be 0:1000. It doesn't fucking matter.

She will not care when she's dead. She should live for herself and quit attempting to justify every action she takes and every attempt she fails.

She's stuck in a constant cycle where she seeks validation while attempting to fix the absolute state of her life.

If it isn't blatantly obvious that YouTube and the Internet in general is fucking with her mental and physical health, I don't know what to tell you.

She has to quit giving a fuck. That's her one and only option. Use YouTube to make clickbait cash and get a job on the side. Do fucking anything other than this batshit cycle where she stays up till 6 AM moderating comments. Then she wakes up with a face showing abject horror as she realizes that people are being mean to her online again.

Only threw that out there 'cause I was laughing my ass off when she actually did throw her channel into lockdown again. I get the feeling that she tries to have thick skin, but ultimately loses it when a joke hits too close to home.


You know the rules better than I do. I'm not about to eat your bait and talk about myself or talk like I'm better than anyone else.


EDIT: inb4 "Real lolcows reject advice."

Yeah. My original comment wasn't a serious take.

EDIT 2: I was gonna keep you downvoted autistic but I can't fucking do it. This shit is straight Reddit.

Fuck were you thinking, @Null? I know you're from 4chan. What's with the meme voting system? Just PM me and delete my posts. I'm probably done here. Just curious about your philosophy when it came to designing the voting system.
so you are one or a combination of those things: fat, autistic, a lolcow, furry, brony, cluster b, soon to be halal
 

FitBitch

Gotta go crazy fast
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so you are one or a combination of those things: fat, autistic, a lolcow, furry, brony, cluster b, soon to be halal
This guy and @Point Dexter screeching about Chantal being orthorexic (fuckin' gave me a real giggle) has me believing Chantal got a new passtime now that she has no Yootoobe comments to strictly moderate.
 

89elbees

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Don't think this was already mentioned, but the community tab has also been cleared out.

Someone in the AL ghetto recently crunched the numbers and made a graph of her weight gain from when she started youtube to present day. It would be significantly more difficult, but I wonder if we could invoke some kind of similar autism and track Chantal's psychotic cycles. (i.e., binge --> vegan --> fast --> breaks the fast --> rage quit youtube) It would be interesting to see if there's any kind of pattern to the madness, so to speak.

Of course, with her deleting anything and everything, it would be an undertaking to say the least.
 

Mr Foster

Dosh, grab it while you can lads!
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She has to quit letting random fucks online get to her. It doesn't matter who doesn't like her. Her upvote to downvote ratio could be 0:1000. It doesn't fucking matter.

She will not care when she's dead. She should live for herself and quit attempting to justify every action she takes and every attempt she fails.

She's stuck in a constant cycle where she seeks validation while attempting to fix the absolute state of her life.

If it isn't blatantly obvious that YouTube and the Internet in general is fucking with her mental and physical health, I don't know what to tell you.

She has to quit giving a fuck. That's her one and only option. Use YouTube to make clickbait cash and get a job on the side. Do fucking anything other than this batshit cycle where she stays up till 6 AM moderating comments. Then she wakes up with a face showing abject horror as she realizes that people are being mean to her online again.

Only threw that out there 'cause I was laughing my ass off when she actually did throw her channel into lockdown again. I get the feeling that she tries to have thick skin, but ultimately loses it when a joke hits too close to home.


You know the rules better than I do. I'm not about to eat your bait and talk about myself or talk like I'm better than anyone else.


EDIT: inb4 "Real lolcows reject advice."

Yeah. My original comment wasn't a serious take.

EDIT 2: I was gonna keep you downvoted autistic but I can't fucking do it. This shit is straight Reddit.

Fuck were you thinking, @Null? I know you're from 4chan. What's with the meme voting system? Just PM me and delete my posts. I'm probably done here. Just curious about your philosophy when it came to designing the voting system.

:story:
 

fatfuck

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Don't think this was already mentioned, but the community tab has also been cleared out.

Someone in the AL ghetto recently crunched the numbers and made a graph of her weight gain from when she started youtube to present day. It would be significantly more difficult, but I wonder if we could invoke some kind of similar autism and track Chantal's psychotic cycles. (i.e., binge --> vegan --> fast --> breaks the fast --> rage quit youtube) It would be interesting to see if there's any kind of pattern to the madness, so to speak.

Of course, with her deleting anything and everything, it would be an undertaking to say the least.
look one page back. i'm making something like that to track her madness. also making a graph for her weight is impossible because she lies about everything.
 

Man vs persistent rat

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look one page back. i'm making something like that to track her madness. also making a graph for her weight is impossible because she lies about everything.
If you can keep that going, and slowly work it back, it would be invaluable, especially given how psychotic her 2018 has been. It'd unfortunately require a re-reading of the entire thread to get the Cliff Notes, but that is far preferably to watching her actual videos.
 

Whale Watcher

Mental things is scary
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A bunch of rambling about various quack doctors (Chantal loves the appeal to authority fallacy) that have taken advantage of idiots like chantal, cured a handful (out of god knows how many) and pointing towards those results as typical and routine. A
She loves appeal to authority... until authority tells her something she doesn't want to hear.

She's happy to berate people who don't believe in her obvious pseudoscience with "oh, well this is stuff that only this one specific natural healing expert from rural Malaysia researches. I don't know if he actually has a PhD but I just know that he's right about healing internal cysts the size of fucking volleyballs by eating grapes. He's practically a doctor and he says so - so do you think you know better than a doctor, haydur??"

But when it's an ACTUAL medical professional telling her irl that her ovarian cysts in particular need to be extracted and will not shrink on their own, suddenly she's flipped the script and starts to pick & choose which doctors she unquestioningly parrots.
She knows better than those doctors. You know, the majority doctors that tell her things that can be publicly verified.

All it takes is some bs about toxins and she's back to "I THINK YOU SHOULD RESPECT THE ADVICE OF PROFESSIONALS WHO STUDY THIS FOR A LIVING".


I love that she comes up with all this nonsense about how junk food is being used to enslave people... and she keeps eating it. It isn't that hard to eat locally and cleanly, if you actually think commercially produced food is "bad" for you somehow. Ever city has a farmers market where you can get veggies and fruit. People sell eggs and tard cum and self butchered meat on Craigslist/FB Marketplace. But no... Chantal is going to keep eating at shitty chain restaurants and binge on fast food. It just proves she doesn't actually believe her own bullshit.
Personally, my favourite part of all this is how she talks about the insidious nature of fast food as if her audience hasn't been aware of this basic fact for their entire lives, and are not watching her because of it.
A good amount of the entertainment that comes from watching this fatass idiot is from her lamenting her weight gain despite prioritizing her Arby's addiction over real food.

But she's just gotta talk about these new revelations she's having as if she's the high & mighty teacher instead of the example in the textbook.
 
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Fuck were you thinking, @Null? I know you're from 4chan. What's with the meme voting system? Just PM me and delete my posts. I'm probably done here. Just curious about your philosophy when it came to designing the voting system.
lol don't make some gay announcement like anyone cares, just leave
so you are one or a combination of those things: fat, autistic, a lolcow, furry, brony, cluster b, soon to be halal
stop picking fights and get back on topic
 

thejackal

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She loves appeal to authority... until authority tells her something she doesn't want to hear.

She's happy to berate people who don't believe in her obvious pseudoscience with "oh, well this is stuff that only this one specific natural healing expert from rural Malaysia researches. I don't know if he actually has a PhD but I just know that he's right about healing internal cysts the size of fucking volleyballs by eating grapes. He's practically a doctor and he says so - so do you think you know better than a doctor, haydur??"

But when it's an ACTUAL medical professional telling her irl that her ovarian cysts in particular need to be extracted and will not shrink on their own, suddenly she's flipped the script and starts to pick & choose which doctors she unquestioningly parrots.
She knows better than those doctors. You know, the majority doctors that tell her things that can be publicly verified.

All it takes is some bs about toxins and she's back to "I THINK YOU SHOULD RESPECT THE ADVICE OF PROFESSIONALS WHO STUDY THIS FOR A LIVING".
Totally. She does google searches like this:

"Cure cysts with water fast"

"Water fast benefits"

"Benefits of veganism"

"Natural cures for hormone imbalance"

"Addictive chemicals in food"

1) it's a massive sample bias and 2) her confirmation bias never prods her to google the opposing research like "naturapathy scams" or "problems with vegan diets".

I've said it and so have other kiwis the Internet in the hands of someone as incompetent and illogical as Chantal is a horrible, and even deadly thing.
 

MirnaMinkoff

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I love that she comes up with all this nonsense about how junk food is being used to enslave people... and she keeps eating it. It isn't that hard to eat locally and cleanly, if you actually think commercially produced food is "bad" for you somehow. Ever city has a farmers market where you can get veggies and fruit. People sell eggs and tard cum and self butchered meat on Craigslist/FB Marketplace. But no... Chantal is going to keep eating at shitty chain restaurants and binge on fast food. It just proves she doesn't actually believe her own bullshit.
Farmers Markets don’t usually offer aisles full of chips, cookies, soda and other binge foods so it would be a wasted trip. All Chantal’s “healthy grocery shopping” vids failed to show 80% of what she purchased which was just her typical high fat, high sugar food. Also mobility scooters for her, uh, grandma to use aren’t usually available at Farmers Markets.

I'm going to make an obvious guess here. After losing 12lbs from the fast, Chantal found it appropriate to reward herself with treats, binges, eating out, heaps of potatoes and crap etc... She gained all of those pounds back immediately(which is why she didn't post a weigh-in) and now she's doing damage control by going on another fast due to the dramatic success from the first water fast. She thought she could get away with eating like shit again and was surprised to see the weight pile on so quickly.

Honestly, watching Chantal is like watching a child come up with excuses as to how they didn't steal from the cookie jar.
Child: I wasn't stealing a cookie!! I was just...cleaning the jar!!
Child: I didn't eat a cookie!! It was...uh...it was fluffy!! She was hungry!!
Child: Cookies help me think because of the sugar, so I can do my homework faster!!

Meanwhile, her face is covered in crumbs and her hands are caked in chocolate. Chantal is a literal child. A sad, fat, lying child.
Chantal didn’t lose 12 pounds fasting. She didn’t fast. Someone at her enormous size weight could easily fluctuate 5 to 10 pounds during a 48 hour period of time, and that’s if you even believe her badly edited weigh ins and scale photos.

I think it’s realky strange how people think they can see if Chantal has gained or lost weight with each new video. She’s 400 lbs, it would take a months for her to lose weight that would be noticeable in a video of her sitting at her table.

A normal person 10-20 lbs makes a very noticeable difference to their face and overall physical appearance, but it’s a drop in the ocean for someone Chantal’s size. Even weight gain is hard to detect unless it’s 20 lbs or more because once again, it’s sand on the beach.

The short term differences we see on Chantal’s video are just bloating, swelling, water retention or lack there of. Also her efforts at lighting, make-up and contouring make a much bigger difference in videos than a ten pound difference in her weight.

We can certainly seen gains over a period of months but there’s no way to detect gains or losses from ten days worth of videos. The idea you can “see weight loss” after a week is just another Chantal fantasy.

But it’s really simple because Chantal has done nothing but gain weight since joining YT. You can set a watch by Chantal’s crazy diet cycle and chimp outs and you can always count on the fact she has never lost weight. The best she ever manages is to slow down the gaining for some stretches of time. The girl’s flow chart line has only been going in one steady direction for years - up, up and up.
 

Whatthefuck

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Totally. She does google searches like this:

"Cure cysts with water fast"

"Water fast benefits"

"Benefits of veganism"

"Natural cures for hormone imbalance"

"Addictive chemicals in food"

1) it's a massive sample bias and 2) her confirmation bias never prods her to google the opposing research like "naturapathy scams" or "problems with vegan diets".

I've said it and so have other kiwis the Internet in the hands of someone as incompetent and illogical as Chantal is a horrible, and even deadly thing.
This shit really bothers me. There are women who have ovarian cysts. Some may not even know until one bursts and they land in the hospital. It's excruciating pain, but perhaps that's what it'd take for Chantal to wake up. Water fasts DO NOT shrink or dissolve ovarian cysts. WEIGHT LOSS can help the symptoms, but does in no way remedy the underlying issue. There are some folks that try different supplements that are high in phytosestrogens which can help as well, but she's not interested in that shit. I don't doubt for one second that she has PCOS. Her facial hair, body type, male pattern baldness, inability to lose weight, all of that points directly to PCOS, so I don't doubt that she has ovarian cysts. However, I doubt very seriously they're as big as she claims because I'd imagine one would have burst by now. The whole notion that the cysts have fused into the ovary indicates endometriosis...another obvious sign of PCOS. PCOS also raises the risk of pre-cancerous cells as does promiscuity so she's got a double whammy there. This fucking woo she's peddling is dangerous for weaker minded people. She's a fucking idiot pretending she has done "research" when all she's done is Netflix and chilled with a pizza. I love that she says that the woo peddlers in the "documentaries" are speaking from peer reviewed research when it's crystal fucking clear that she wouldn't recognize an authentic peer reviewed study, journal, or paper if she saw one.
 

Barbarella

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I wonder if she’s ever chased down the sciencec that is supposedly behind these videos. For example, they do a study in an fMRI and see what lights up when a new flavor of chip is put into their mouth.

Ok...

Who are the people in the study? What do they weigh? What do they normally eat? Who is the control group?

In a real study, all of that would be available, but I doubt it’s s real study. Maybe they crammed 50 obeasts who would still fit in the machine and said they loved barbecue chips, then gave them salsa chips. Without ever testing it against us skinny bitches who don’t eat chips at all? All they want to know is if their ustomers will still eat it.

That’s what it means to chase down the science, because -especially in cases like these- it isn’t real science, they just want to make sure their regular customer won’t go away.

So ONE girl cured her cysts by fasting. Does Chantel know anymore about the cysts than that? Because, about 1 in five women get them and most disappear in their own, according to John’s Hopkins and many other research institutions. So the dumb woman could have drank nothing but water for a month for no reason and attributed normal disappearance to her fast.

And why does she have to have a complete hysterectomy for cysts? Seems like she’s done no actual research into what may happen, she’s just making it up. Usually they just remove the ovary and only if it’s causing pain if it’s benign. But she’s also at the fat point they get antsy about operating on. Their instruments may not be long enough for laparotomy so she’d have to have open, which is a longer recovery.

She does no research, as we are aware. Documentaries always have a point of view before they are even made. She picks ones that align with what she wants to hear and think it’s science.

It’s a peeve of mine so sorry for the longer post.

Well, girls, I guess we can take bets on when she comes back. Or will she wave from the top of Everest. Hehe!
 

Dutch Courage

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In consideration of all this place means to me, I have decided to give back to the community here. Since we are about to enter another fallow period, here's something to keep our heroine close to our hearts...

So: here ya go. A bona-fide Chantal Marie CD, in mp3 format. 13 classics, for your listening enjoyment! Cover art included!





Download here:

https://mega.nz/#F!wJEAgIxC!VueN1SVs1jXYTQUfJqUSuw
 
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Turd Blossom

Like thunder & lightning, goddamn it's so exciting
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This 2nd attempt at fasting will surely be a breeze because the first one not only cured her shitting problem, but it shrunk her stomach so much that Chantal is still full from that chicken dinner she had, you guys!

That might have been my favorite part of her video. Well, that and her deciding that quack healers are somehow to be trusted because medical doctors get sued for malpractice and kill people all the time. This must have sounded more logical in her head.
Hopefully we see some change in February.
I have to wonder what February's "theme" will be.
So far she's doing a bang-up job with "detox" January on her journey to health year.
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Way to make those changes, girl! You haven't been at all cocky about your water fast! And your commitment to ignore and stay unbothered by "hate" has been truly impressive.
 

BerriesArnold

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In consideration of all this place means to me, I have decided to give back to the community here. Since we are about to enter another fallow period, here's something to keep our heroine close to our hearts...

So: here ya go. A bona-fide Chantal Marie CD, in mp3 format. 13 classics, for your listening enjoyment! Cover art included!





Download here:

https://mega.nz/#F!wJEAgIxC!VueN1SVs1jXYTQUfJqUSuw
Thanks, Satan. I hate it.
It would make for a good stump to prop up that one faulty leg on a coffee table though.
 

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