Gross Chantal Sarault / Foodie Beauty - Makes Mukbang Videos for a Living, Canadian Amberlynn Reid

Man vs persistent rat

A good egg is a nice person
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It's not for lack of opportunities that she is isolated either, she thinks she's superior to others and disregards people from being worthy connections because some motivational quote told her not to accept second-best, and she drank deeply from that source of enablement.

If she were a real person she could have networked with so many other Fat-centric channels by now, but in Chantal's head she is a slim pretty girl and they are all losers.
 

Barbarella

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After that childish foot-stomping of a rant where she says she a-bores going outside, just a-bores it! And she’s not gonna! ...Why is she still planning a trek to Everest base camp?

Does she not understand that she’ll be outside-a lot? If you find something abbhorant, why are you making it a goal?

Those who abhor cold and snow don’t plan winter ski vacations, they look into Hawaii. Those who hate heat aren’t going to Phoenix or Palm Springs in the summer.

She knows so little about herself that even when she has a spark of reality, i.e., I want to eat all I want when I want, I hate exercise and being outdoors - she can’t face it for long. Like, a person can have a good life and not like vacationing outdoors in nature, just accept it.

She wants to be the person who treks to Everest so badly that she’ll deny the reality of who she is to continue the fantasy. And she’s the type to spend 10k on a trek where she won’t even be close enough to Everest to see it. Not that she’ll ever have the money or will, I’m just saying she’d once again take the easiest way. They have treks where you can’t see the mountain unless you are lucky but the hike isn’t bad.

Bottom line: Chantel really hates who she actually is. I mean, really hates herself, probably worse than all of us feel about her combined. I doubt any of us hate her, she’s just a joke. But she really does not want to be her, and is wiggling every which way to change, except the only ways that would work.
 

Phalanx

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It is really really really bad that Amber in contrast is somewhat more redeemable in contrast even though she has done some shit things like the rape accusation. Now I somewhat believe that Amber does actually want to change because deep down she does only a psycho path would want to stay 600lbs. When you wash it away Amber has a hurdle her past abuse which impacts people a lot sadly.

BUT CHANTAL FUCK!!!!! All she wants is to lose it all instantly not realising that you have to change yourself and your behaviours which both Amber and Chantal clearly lack. Chantal though clearly does not how can you lose weight if you dont go outside and if you hate exercise, you are already doomed at that point. The number one cardinal rule with weight loss is calories in vs calories out; you achieve more calories out by exercising and creating a larger bridge of your deficit.

She wants this echo chamber of support online - WOW good luck and expects nothing but ass pats for doing nothing but just eating, she is beyond lost at this point and utterly frustrating and I can understand why everyone around her fucking hates her even her family for fuck sake. Just watch her pizza mukbang with her family.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCtVwc-SB-A
she just repeats the same cycle ENDLESSLY.
 

Scrotey McFagnigga

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Just trying to think what else she could look into that she hasn't in alternative horse shit. She's already looked in to alchemy and witchcraft.

Maybe crystals, I don't know if she's fucked around with healing crystals yet.

Voodoo, that's a possibility.

Hopefully she tries either urine therapy, or there's a nut on YouTube that believes in the healing properties of period blood. She dyes her hair and bathes in it out some horrific shit.

Either way I'm sure we'll get a couple more alternatives to actual clean living and exercise before the summer.
 

Mr Foster

Dosh, grab it while you can lads!
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Just trying to think what else she could look into that she hasn't in alternative horse shit. She's already looked in to alchemy and witchcraft.

Maybe crystals, I don't know if she's fucked around with healing crystals yet.

Voodoo, that's a possibility.

Hopefully she tries either urine therapy, or there's a nut on YouTube that believes in the healing properties of period blood. She dyes her hair and bathes in it out some horrific shit.

Either way I'm sure we'll get a couple more alternatives to actual clean living and exercise before the summer.

Pretty soon she will need a Necromancer.

:shit-eating:
 

Barbarella

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Hopefully she tries either urine therapy, or there's a nut on YouTube that believes in the healing properties of period blood. She dyes her hair and bathes in it out some horrific shit.
Rain Florence. Same side of the coin. Rain is anorexic, does porn for cash, is super into enemas, and only eats fruit. Everything Chantel wishes she was, but can’t be.
 

PatTraverse

It's All Fiction
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After that childish foot-stomping of a rant where she says she a-bores going outside, just a-bores it! And she’s not gonna! ...Why is she still planning a trek to Everest base camp?

Does she not understand that she’ll be outside-a lot? If you find something abbhorant, why are you making it a goal?

Those who abhor cold and snow don’t plan winter ski vacations, they look into Hawaii. Those who hate heat aren’t going to Phoenix or Palm Springs in the summer.

She knows so little about herself that even when she has a spark of reality, i.e., I want to eat all I want when I want, I hate exercise and being outdoors - she can’t face it for long. Like, a person can have a good life and not like vacationing outdoors in nature, just accept it.

She wants to be the person who treks to Everest so badly that she’ll deny the reality of who she is to continue the fantasy. And she’s the type to spend 10k on a trek where she won’t even be close enough to Everest to see it. Not that she’ll ever have the money or will, I’m just saying she’d once again take the easiest way. They have treks where you can’t see the mountain unless you are lucky but the hike isn’t bad.

Bottom line: Chantel really hates who she actually is. I mean, really hates herself, probably worse than all of us feel about her combined. I doubt any of us hate her, she’s just a joke. But she really does not want to be her, and is wiggling every which way to change, except the only ways that would work.
Chantal has too much teenage angst to ever work on becoming someone who does not hate herself. In typical teenage manner, she thinks she knows everything while knowing nothing. Wants to turn her life around but is too lazy to put in the effort. Wants to be treated like an adult without any of the responsability. Wants everything provided to her while not providing anything in exchange. Feels lonely yet has decided to reject society and become a shut in... I could go on forever listing dumb aspects of her personnality.

Chantal can blame "food addiction" all she wants but she is a dysfunctional adult with obesity being just one her many many problems.
 
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Birthday Dickpunch

hugs pls \(ouo)/
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I have a feeling her childish rant about hating outdoors and counting calories and blah blah blah was the most honest she's been on her channel in a long time. The BS she spews about her travel goals, and walking, and fucking Everest are just that: BS. She knows she's SUPPOSED to have goals and be active and want to change her life, so she tries to put on a show and pretend, but it turns out she's really bad at putting on a show. Her fat ego won't allow the criticism of her BS (or anything else) even though she doesn't believe any of it herself.

So here we are, with a chimp-binge-pretend cycle that just goes round and round.
 

sixcarbchiligorl

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I think the real deep-down truth is that she is so incredibly personality disordered and has gone untreated (psychologically and physiologically) for so long that her brain is absolutely fried. She's clearly exhibited the same behaviors over and over and over and over again for two years, that's obvious, but the time between stages and cycles or whatever you want to call them has gotten shorter and shorter. We're at a point where sometimes it's only an hour before a deletion or a reversal of plan.

The cyst issue (if it exists as she claims) is absolutely urgent, so weight loss may need to take precedent over mental health right now until the cysts are out of her body, but I'm not even sure that's the case. Her need for mental health treatment is beyond critical and needs to be addressed as soon as any life-threatening cyst bullshit is taken care of.

She won't be able to do anything without intensive therapy. She hasn't been able to do anything for several years now. She has to harness all of her mental faculties and pull herself together with all her might just to sit in front of a shitty phone camera for ten minutes a week, and often she can't even find the motivation to do that. Any talk/hopes/plans about weight loss or fitness or self-care or positivity or whatever the hell else is just futile at this point without intense, frequent, and consistent professional help for her mental illness.

Chantal, you fucking idiot, you spend more than $160 a week every fucking week. How many weeks have you shelled out $160 for fast food binges? What about on health food hauls? You need to address your mental health or you will die a horrible death very fucking soon. You could live a decent life. You could be happy. Your channel would sustain you if you documented your "journey" as a mentally ill super morbidly obese person through therapy, weight loss, surgery, etc. If you don't want to do that, you could get diagnosed and go on disability. You have options. There are ways out of this, but grape fasting isn't one of them.
 

shakingmyhead

I Look Like A Crazy
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It's like a weird infantilizing technique. As if shes acting like a child to dissuade responsibility.

But that's farfetched armchair fringe psychology. But fun to speculate on.
I think of it as more of a "I'm embarrassed about how obnoxious and disgusting I am as a person but instead of working hard on my personality and character traits I'm going to talk in a soft fake baby voice to convince myself I'm a different person" voice. It's like ALR buying journals to convince herself she's a writer.
 

thewiz

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How did she get an MRI so quick? Universal health care sucks. You can't just call a doctor and book an MRI for in a month. That's why I don't believe she has life threatening cysts. She's doing these crazy water fasts for weight loss

My thought is how is she going to even fit in an MRI machine? The average MRI machine has a weight limit of 400lbs, I doubt she would even fit in it circumference wise too.
 

AbraCadaver

Alpha Winner Deluxe
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Just trying to think what else she could look into that she hasn't in alternative horse shit. She's already looked in to alchemy and witchcraft.

Maybe crystals, I don't know if she's fucked around with healing crystals yet.

Voodoo, that's a possibility.

Hopefully she tries either urine therapy, or there's a nut on YouTube that believes in the healing properties of period blood. She dyes her hair and bathes in it out some horrific shit.

Either way I'm sure we'll get a couple more alternatives to actual clean living and exercise before the summer.
Aliens. Just go full-blown “the Star People have been trying to contact us through the centuries and they’re going to use their alien technology to give us all new bodies.” It’s been a minute since I enjoyed some 1970’s silver jumpsuit and headband home-grown alien worship. She can buy one of those metal pyramids to sit inside and receive healing radio waves from the Cosmic Brethren. Maybe film from inside an orgone cabinet and talk about how much better her cysts feel in there.

Honestly I’d love Dr. Chantal filming herself lecturing us about the presence of aliens throughout all of human history and then educating us about the natural energy-focusing shape of pyramids. If she’s going to get preachy about everything she sees in a netflix documentary, it might as well be a laugh for the viewers.
 

whiskey-mum

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while we wait for another chimp out video, I had some free time on my hands and wanted practice editing, so I made an autistic Chantal tic cut of a video of February of last year.
That video was especially mental, dark room, disjointed speech, having to pause her story to scold her cat and the ever present shifting eyes in her home.
I know people with tourettes that have less obvious tics. On the other hand, I know people who through social isolation developed similar "quirks" as Chantal and can't even function in a normal social setting anymore.
Also, at 6:09: "[Bibi and I] were there to save our relationship,"
Doesn't sound like the healthy relationship she wants us to believe she has... and that was Feb 2018..
 
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ThisWillBeFun

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Just trying to think what else she could look into that she hasn't in alternative horse shit. She's already looked in to alchemy and witchcraft.

Maybe crystals, I don't know if she's fucked around with healing crystals yet.

Voodoo, that's a possibility.

Hopefully she tries either urine therapy, or there's a nut on YouTube that believes in the healing properties of period blood. She dyes her hair and bathes in it out some horrific shit.

Either way I'm sure we'll get a couple more alternatives to actual clean living and exercise before the summer.
I somehow remember her either talking about or even showing healing 'stones' -but just like everything else she tries, it ends quickly.

I saw this under her last video. Links to articles/videos where WE can learn something & be as informed as Chantal is.
I'm still laughing.
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Good God -she's an idiot.
She also wrote how she will be away once again on a "prolonged fast." Prolonged. Well, the next time we do see her, we should see a significant weight loss then. A prolonged fast. Yup. This one is it. This prolonged fast will finally be the secret to rapid weight loss (not that she's doing it for that reason) Chantal will be so thin & cyst free that we may not even recognize her.

It's only the 13th day of the new year & the different phases of Chantal have been pretty entertaining so far. This next skinny phase from her 'prolonged fast' just might outshine all of 2018.
This is fun.
 

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