Gross Chantal Sarault / Foodie Beauty - Makes Mukbang Videos for a Living, Canadian Amberlynn Reid

AbraCadaver

Member of the SUIT YOURSELF Army
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Just trying to think what else she could look into that she hasn't in alternative horse shit. She's already looked in to alchemy and witchcraft.

Maybe crystals, I don't know if she's fucked around with healing crystals yet.

Voodoo, that's a possibility.

Hopefully she tries either urine therapy, or there's a nut on YouTube that believes in the healing properties of period blood. She dyes her hair and bathes in it out some horrific shit.

Either way I'm sure we'll get a couple more alternatives to actual clean living and exercise before the summer.
Aliens. Just go full-blown “the Star People have been trying to contact us through the centuries and they’re going to use their alien technology to give us all new bodies.” It’s been a minute since I enjoyed some 1970’s silver jumpsuit and headband home-grown alien worship. She can buy one of those metal pyramids to sit inside and receive healing radio waves from the Cosmic Brethren. Maybe film from inside an orgone cabinet and talk about how much better her cysts feel in there.

Honestly I’d love Dr. Chantal filming herself lecturing us about the presence of aliens throughout all of human history and then educating us about the natural energy-focusing shape of pyramids. If she’s going to get preachy about everything she sees in a netflix documentary, it might as well be a laugh for the viewers.
 

whiskey-mum

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while we wait for another chimp out video, I had some free time on my hands and wanted practice editing, so I made an autistic Chantal tic cut of a video of February of last year.
That video was especially mental, dark room, disjointed speech, having to pause her story to scold her cat and the ever present shifting eyes in her home.
I know people with tourettes that have less obvious tics. On the other hand, I know people who through social isolation developed similar "quirks" as Chantal and can't even function in a normal social setting anymore.
Also, at 6:09: "[Bibi and I] were there to save our relationship,"
Doesn't sound like the healthy relationship she wants us to believe she has... and that was Feb 2018..
 
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ThisWillBeFun

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Just trying to think what else she could look into that she hasn't in alternative horse shit. She's already looked in to alchemy and witchcraft.

Maybe crystals, I don't know if she's fucked around with healing crystals yet.

Voodoo, that's a possibility.

Hopefully she tries either urine therapy, or there's a nut on YouTube that believes in the healing properties of period blood. She dyes her hair and bathes in it out some horrific shit.

Either way I'm sure we'll get a couple more alternatives to actual clean living and exercise before the summer.
I somehow remember her either talking about or even showing healing 'stones' -but just like everything else she tries, it ends quickly.

I saw this under her last video. Links to articles/videos where WE can learn something & be as informed as Chantal is.
I'm still laughing.
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Good God -she's an idiot.
She also wrote how she will be away once again on a "prolonged fast." Prolonged. Well, the next time we do see her, we should see a significant weight loss then. A prolonged fast. Yup. This one is it. This prolonged fast will finally be the secret to rapid weight loss (not that she's doing it for that reason) Chantal will be so thin & cyst free that we may not even recognize her.

It's only the 13th day of the new year & the different phases of Chantal have been pretty entertaining so far. This next skinny phase from her 'prolonged fast' just might outshine all of 2018.
This is fun.
 

weaselhat

donut weez
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I somehow remember her either talking about or even showing healing 'stones' -but just like everything else she tries, it ends quickly.

I saw this under her last video. Links to articles/videos where WE can learn something & be as informed as Chantal is.
I'm still laughing.
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Good God -she's an idiot.
She also wrote how she will be away once again on a "prolonged fast." Prolonged. Well, the next time we do see her, we should see a significant weight loss then. A prolonged fast. Yup. This one is it. This prolonged fast will finally be the secret to rapid weight loss (not that she's doing it for that reason) Chantal will be so thin & cyst free that we may not even recognize her.

It's only the 13th day of the new year & the different phases of Chantal have been pretty entertaining so far. This next skinny phase from her 'prolonged fast' just might outshine all of 2018.
This is fun.
Here is the original study publication : https://www.cell.com/cell-metabolism/pdfExtended/S1550-4131(18)30512-6
Fasting does not mean not eating all day, every day(although we all know Chantal is eating and lying about fasting.) When they say fasting in this article, they do not mean what Chantal thinks they mean. They mean either reduction of daily caloric intake (which was the CR mice) the equivalent of weight watcher or diet plan mice, or cyclic periods of food depravation such as eating only once a day which is the OMAD thing (the MF (meal fed) mice.) Both the CR and the MF mice lived longer than the AL mice, (which stands for (ad libitum) and these mice had access to a food dispenser at all hours of the day , They are the equivalent of the Chantal and Amberlynn Reid mice. So basically, the article is saying having self control with food will make you live longer and have less health issues as you age. No shit sherlock.
 
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Man vs persistent rat

A good egg is a nice person
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Chantal is ascending to immortal godhood - she claims that fasting makes you live longer, but elected to end her only successful fast because a long life is unnecessary next to how gosh dang busy she is(?)

Could a link to the timeline be added to the OP?
OP is inactive, so an admin would need to be messaged. I don't think it's worth overhauling the OP until we have a good bio/link list finished in addition to the timeline, but it's slowly coming together.
 

hambeerlyingnreed

Ordering pizza at the Weight Loss Clinic
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she claims that fasting makes you live longer, but elected to end her only successful fast because a long life is unnecessary next to how gosh dang busy she is(?)
That makes zero sense (as if anything about her does) If you're busy, you have less time for food, so you are more likely to fast without even realizing it, or you will be distracted by other things to take your mind off of wanting to eat.

Lots of eating comes down to "times". People are trained to eat when they wake up and half way through their work/school day, and will often eat even if they aren't hungry, or they will eat more than they need to because "oh; it's mealtime" If she were a normal person, she could just grab a black coffee and go for a walk or dick around on her phone.
 

Man vs persistent rat

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That makes zero sense (as if anything about her does) If you're busy, you have less time for food, so you are more likely to fast without even realizing it, or you will be distracted by other things to take your mind off of wanting to eat.

Lots of eating comes down to "times". People are trained to eat when they wake up and half way through their work/school day, and will often eat even if they aren't hungry, or they will eat more than they need to because "oh; it's mealtime" If she were a normal person, she could just grab a black coffee and go for a walk or dick around on her phone.
Chantal's business is sooo demanding that it drains her energy without considerable amounts of body-fuel. It's like she's been watching a spy TV series and in her isolation and stupor has begun to merge personalities with one of the characters. Looking forward to her vlog about the daring train rooftop chase she participated in last week.
 

Faggot Gift

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while we wait for another chimp out video, I had some free time on my hands and wanted practice editing, so I made an autistic Chantal tic cut of a video of February of last year.
That video was especially mental, dark room, disjointed speech, having to pause her story to scold her cat and the ever present shifting eyes in her home.
I know people with tourettes that have less obvious tics. On the other hand, I know people who through social isolation developed similar "quirks" as Chantal and can't even function in a normal social setting anymore.
Also, at 6:09: "[Bibi and I] were there to save our relationship,"
Doesn't sound like the healthy relationship she wants us to believe she has... and that was Feb 2018..
Jesus Christ that thumbnail legitimately terrified me scrolling down the page. Hold on, I think I have to open my BestGore.com tab and calm down here for a second
 

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I had to get away from those anuses for a while.
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I keep wanting to comment but there is so little to say. She's reenacting the same psychodrama over and over. Used to be we'd have a couple of weeks between the beginning and ending of a cycle, and it's been slowly diminishing since then. She now can enact the cycle - make rash decision about health/lifestyle, convert wholly to new lifestyle in word without deed, dwell in pie in the sky fantasies about how great new life will be, testify like a religious convert about new lifestyle and condemn those who do not echo her sentiments, pretend not to be bothered by minor pushback, become enraged about pushback, lash out and disable comments, retreat, decide never to come back, decide not to let haters win, become full of light and positivity, make rash decision about health/lifestyle, rinse, repeat - in a few hours.

She's decompensating and the time between these tantrums is lessening but it's all going to be the same until she well and truly falls apart or hits a wall that wrecks her shit. Like needing long-term psychiatric in-patient care or gorging until her stomach bursts or getting arrested after gleefully and deliberately clogging the toilets in several small businesses.

After a while even the most tic-ridden, weird food-pushing, shitting everywhere sort of mental illness gets boring until it finally crosses some line that takes it from YouTube freak show to segment on the evening news. I fear Chantal may be exhausting even those who find these cycles interesting with the irritating sameness of it all.
 

DongMiguel

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I wonder if she’d ever go get a band and then claim one of those stupid pseudo science things made her skinny. She’s a certified bulllshit artist.

But then again that would require her to put in some fore thought and see a doctor.
It would also require her to limit the amount of food she eats for it to work and that ain't happening.

There is some self-discipline involved with weight-loss surgery. Chantal would utterly fail at it.
 

multiverse

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I wonder if she’d ever go get a band and then claim one of those stupid pseudo science things made her skinny. She’s a certified bulllshit artist.

But then again that would require her to put in some fore thought and see a doctor.
She can't; no one would operate on her. She's at an extremely dangerous weight for her height, and her body shape is further dangerous because almost all of her weight is on her middle, over her organs. She likely wouldn't survive the anesthesia, let alone the recovery process - her incisions would be huge and she would be unable to keep them clean. If anesthesia didnt kill her, infection would.

And even IF she survived all that: she's shown no ability to restrict food, and no desire to make an actual change in her life. She wont attend therapy for her binge eating. She can't lose even twenty pounds and keep it off on her own. There's a reason Dr. Now requires his super morbidly obese patients to drop weight the month before surgery: not only does it improve their chances of survival in surgery, it gets them used to smaller portions, and proves to the doctor and themselves that they are capable of eating the way they are supposed to after surgery. If they can't lose weight beforehand, he refuses them surgery, because they'll just keep eating until they stretch their stomachs back out.

Chantal is the kind of patient who gets rejected for WLS because she can't stop binging. She can't even lose ~25 lbs for her urgent cyst surgery; how could she lose the 40-60 lbs required before they'd consider her for WLS?
 

sixcarbchiligorl

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After a while even the most tic-ridden, weird food-pushing, shitting everywhere sort of mental illness gets boring until it finally crosses some line that takes it from YouTube freak show to segment on the evening news. I fear Chantal may be exhausting even those who find these cycles interesting with the irritating sameness of it all.
I agree wholeheartedly. Bibi, Peetz, mom, grandma - they all learned long ago to interact with Chantal as little as possible. She's becoming less and less fun to hate as time goes on, and I'm sure her supporters feel the same about supporting her.
 

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