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  1. Did anybody notice her shadow on the stair climbing scenes? She was practically pulling herself up the steps with her arms, and had to wait to catch her breath at each landing. A single flight of stairs and her heart was pounding, she lost her breath, and legs were no doubt on fire. She couldn’t have climbed the steps without her arms taking off some pressure.

    Kinda like when she steps on the scale.
     
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  2. I might give her credit for seemingly trying to exercise, but she is so consumed with showing people she is doing it, it is embarrassing. If you are really exercising, go you. But obviously views are super important, dignity is out the window. There should have been a warning on that video to get out your eye forks.
     
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  3. She deleted that post about Bibi. Why would she have even posted it to begin with? She says over and over how private their relationship is but then posts something like that? It looks like somebody is wanting attention.
     
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  4. Re: the stairs, our fat tub of Canadian lard seems to not understand the word 'run'.
     
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  5. Poutine Patty needs a recumbent bike or something equally low impact that can be done while sitting. Stairs might actually kill her :story:
     
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  6. She cannot run ....for heaven’s sake....
    What she is doing is more than enough unless she wants her heart to explode.

    I hope for her benefit this lasts.
     
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  7. Not only because of her heart but also her joints. Any health professional worth their salt would tell someone that heavy to start with low impact exercises at the beginning and then move up after enough weight has been lost.

    It is certainly positive to see Chantal try to change but like have others have said, we have seen this movie before. She gets really excited and motivated at the beginning only to go back to her bad habits after a day or two. I still believe that she cannot get out of this without a support network as she has been obese all her life so coping with food is deeply ingrained in her. As long as she has no life and is stuck in that shoebox with her cats, she can only be bored and thus go back to filling the void with food.
     
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  8. She really needs to get in the water. Being mostly blubber, she would really be in her element.
     
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  9. Oh I don't disagree, she absolutely needs to start with something low impact to save those joints. Just found it interesting that she talked about running up the stairs for 20 seconds and then, you know, slowly meandered.

    Would've been more sensical if she'd said 'I can't run, but I'll walk - it's better than nothing'. But, y'know, :optimistic:.
     
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  10. jokes aside water exercise would be IDEAL for her. It’s low impact and easy on the joints, but provides natural resistance. If there’s a gym with a pool around near her, she ought to try it.
     
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  11. Note that there was no followup video yesterday. She proved her point on Saturday; bet she worked up a big appetite...
     
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  12. "Walking up stairs for 20 seconds 3 times a day boosts your fitness level." Of course girl. It boosts it as much as... 20 seconds of very minor cardio. All of her research should have told her that it's sustained cardio that actually matters.
     
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  13. And which one doesn't? Even when she's being her true self and doing her thing (stuffing her face), she still lies. True Chantal is made of lies. And fat, of course.

    So do I, but as you grow up you learn that life just doesn't work that way and that everything gets much better when you focus on things you *need* instead on things you *want* and that those two are *not* the same. People want all sorts of shit that seriously harm them because people are fucking dumb.
     
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  14. Well yes, that was rather my point.

    At any rate, Chantal needs to learn that the success of exercise comes from doing it every day and staying consistent even if you don’t feel like continuing to do it... not proving she did it once. I think she confuses asspats with genuine results.
     
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  15. No, there was no followup video because the sheer number of likes she received made her emotional ... which may have triggered her big appetite.
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  16. The best part was that 60 seconds was too much for her to do - she only did 40. She skipped 1/3 of the plan because she didn't feel like doing it ... on the first day.
     
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    Looking forward to this one. If his 3-part series on Chantal is anything like the one he did on Amber, not only are we in for a treat, but our girl isn't going to be very pleased.
    Those ALR videos got a lot of views and he really focused in on her lies, horrible personality and manipulation. He's going to have a field day with Chantal.
     
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  18. If her life according to Instagram is accurate, this is all she has eaten in the last 36 hours or so.

    One store bought boiled seed salad, one journal, one beet concoction, one triple chin disguiser.

    RIP Sam, lost to the leviathan. Your beezin will never be forgotten.
     

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  19. That's why I don't go to public pools. The idea of getting in the same water where someone like Chantal stewed, with her floating unwashed fupa, pubes and unwiped ass makes me gag.
     
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  20. @RussianBlonde Then totally (don't) go and read some pool stories on Fat People Hate!
     
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