Is there a car tray that fits on the passenger side?
If she were smart, she'd get one like this and hook it to the passenger's visor. Then she can have her food laid out nicely as she drives. No more parking lot gawkers. But she isn't smart.
And I join the chorus of those flabbergasted that such things exist.
But leave it to a committed deathfatty to see one and think "ooh! I need one of those!", let alone actually order one.
I guess this makes a mockery of her vow to not use her new 100,000-mile Kia for fast food runs. If you're gonna cheat on your diet with some harmless wings, you might as well toss the whole diet in the garbage and install a mobile food tray.
I wonder why she didn't also order one of these?: