Gross Chantal Sarault / Foodie Beauty - Makes Mukbang Videos for a Living, Canadian Amberlynn Reid

boyfriend-free girl

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This is not an achievement. We are no longer in the 1950's.
They are perfectly normal people who do not want kids.
Chantal just wants to give the appearance of being in a loving relationship. She doesn't care for anything else aside food.
They are quite a lot of antsiness around this one. I think Chantal could well be one of those women who thinks never being able to Insta .001 of cloudy carat on her fat finger is a sign of failure at life.
I mean, call me an American Conservative for pointing this out, but women like that exist.
It's a shame for Chantal because most diamonds are dainty and she isn't.
For her it's all about the appearance of things. For a few minutes there her collection of unripened fruit allowed her to believe she was Freelee the Banana Girl.
But she didn't eat the fruit.
I'm sure she'd also like wedding pictures and a chance to be the centre of attention for however long it takes to plan and execute a parking lot wedding.
Hell, I'd start the crowdfunding for that one myself if she ever found a willing victim.
ETA: She needs to update her Match Dot Com stat.
 

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If even half of this is true, she’s an even more disgusting person than I thought. Definitely reinforces my belief that everything she does now is to be a “popular girl” and that she would hate on fat people so much if she dropped all the weight. She’s itching for the chance to be an enormous superior bitch to others.

I hate to say it but I’m glad her own idiocy keeps her at this weight, because it seems it’s the only thing keeping her cruelty in check. She can’t call other people ugly or fat without being labeled a hypocrite but she WANTS to so badly...even dumping on AL for using a scooter. She’d be a nightmare to everyone around her if she lost the weight and started thinking she could now judge other people for being fat. Poor Peetz would get a daily dose of her telling him to hit the gym and eat better.

She really is vile to the core and she's a nasty dirty fighter too. All of this exploded around April 2018 on here and it was suspected Chantal signed up on here to respond to this frenemy. Back then there was a mini thread created called Kiwifuckers vs Kiwifarms (sorry I'm not sure how to link the thread) but you can still read it here on the Farms under Chantal's (suspected) account user name: @kiwifuckers

ETA: I believe the continuation of discussing the Kiwifuckers vs Kiwifarms thread drama falls somewhere around page 90 on our current thread.
 
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Lisa Anna

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Chantal said--
"For us all here tonight".....

Sooooo, her and the voices in her head, right??
Perhaps she counts her chins as individuals?

I love how she’s trying to create fake suspense on how Bibi is there, and perhaps his “sister” as well, when we all know she eats alone. Let’s remember she’s being kicked out of the house and confined to her car when they happen to be home and cook dinner.
 

Strine

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Peetz needs to meet one of those nice, slightly chubby girls with frizzy hair who loved horses as a child and then dived headlong into anime. Sure she’s not the hottest girl in town and she’d rather stay in on friday night, eating ramen and watching My Hero Academia for the twentieth time, and she might have a secret fursona that’s just her as a hot purple fox lady with a katana, but she’d be sweet as pie to Peetz and appreciate him.

Peetz is infinitely too good for Chantal, because she is rotten and abusive to the core.
Chantal babe, since you're reading this: when it's unanimously agreed that a 30-something man with no friends, who can't drive and whose idea of leisure time is chimping out on Twitter because childrens' comics don't have enough brown dykes in them to ease his white guilt, and who is such a colossal beta that he hangs around with an ex-girlfriend who is a bitch to him, is "too good" for you, then you are not winning at life
 

cuddle striker

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I think this thread moves faster than any other one I follow.

so in the video where malan (?) appeared, did she introduce him as her boyfriend, how did he react to that? did he really go home and bring back a wife?

I can't believe they're involved with each other really. and I can't find any video evidence of his existence (I'm bad at searching in the thread and HATE sitting through her monotonous crap voice on the videos, thank you to everyone transcribing)

edit: found the fatspo m.ilk

the battle for reverse inspo/fatspo
it's old. mpa is pretty much back to how it was- mostly recovery, with some subsections "hidden" so normies don't see the puke discussion and anorexic body checking.

bonespo still up. never was a debate about that.
South Beach diet section has most of the dirt.

image dump of hangry bitches arguing and talking about how fat their mothers are.

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boyfriend-free girl

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Have an MSG n fish stock martini on me. I've done fairly well on the autism spectrum when it comes to deep diving into the Kiwi lore on this Chantal but there is a LOT. I stumbled on the origins of the CPS scandal the other day and it was like literally so illuminating. Go figure, search actually works fairly well on this massive forumz. Excellent Pythoning, JC Moon. A child prodigy in our midst.

ETA the below so as not to be a spammin newfag.
I think this thread moves faster than any other one I follow.

so in the video where malan (?) appeared, did she introduce him as her boyfriend, how did he react to that? did he really go home and bring back a wife?

I can't believe they're involved with each other really. and I can't find any video evidence of his existence (I'm bad at searching in the thread and HATE sitting through her monotonous crap voice on the videos, thank you to everyone transcribing)
Excellent fatspo linkage. Here is Malan.
https://youtu.be/CLihQJzofF4
 
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cuddle striker

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ETA the below so as not to be a spammin newfag.

Excellent fatspo linkage. Here is Malan.
https://youtu.be/CLihQJzofF4

ETA: then I screwed it anyway. Some kind mod, plz tidy my messiness.
thank you for that link. that's not her fucking boyfriend wtf, that's an irritated roommate being asked to act "ethnic" for her "video channel".

also. check out the recommendations on this. I'm not signed in.
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no I'm not cropping that yes I'll charge the battery
 

ThisWillBeFun

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The people in her community are idiots -just like Chantal.
Busy, busy, busy Chantal. Once again she asks for content ideas (remember her promise about a segment on viewers most embarrassing moments?) & couldn't be bothered to upload anything. Busy, busy, busy.

How many times has she said she wants to do recipes & cooking? Well, that garbage she made was a recipe of sorts & it did have to be cooked, so why no video but a still picture? Preparing that mess & cooking it can be considered 'content' -not cooking anyone should attempt, but content none the less.

I find it amusing that both Chantal & Amber put on hundreds of pounds just from junk & fast food, not food anyone eats daily. The slop those two throw together is nauseating. No wonder Arby's & Burger King are their go to places -even that is better than what they cook.

Wonder what busy, busy, busy Chantal is soooooooo busy doing. I'll go out on a limb & say, not going to the gym.
 

sixcarbchiligorl

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The people in her community are idiots -just like Chantal.
Busy, busy, busy Chantal. Once again she asks for content ideas (remember her promise about a segment on viewers most embarrassing moments?) & couldn't be bothered to upload anything. Busy, busy, busy.

How many times has she said she wants to do recipes & cooking? Well, that garbage she made was a recipe of sorts & it did have to be cooked, so why no video but a still picture? Preparing that mess & cooking it can be considered 'content' -not cooking anyone should attempt, but content none the less.

I find it amusing that both Chantal & Amber put on hundreds of pounds just from junk & fast food, not food anyone eats daily. The slop those two throw together is nauseating. No wonder Arby's & Burger King are their go to places -even that is better than what they cook.

Wonder what busy, busy, busy Chantal is soooooooo busy doing. I'll go out on a limb & say, not going to the gym.
From her Instagram it appears she's been busy, busy, busy watching Riverdale and eating of course. No surprises there.

She's asked for "viewer confessions" for a future video in at least two dedicated videos and plenty of other posts since the very beginning of her channel. It never happened. She's so lazy.
 

Dutch Courage

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The people in her community are idiots -just like Chantal.
Busy, busy, busy Chantal. Once again she asks for content ideas (remember her promise about a segment on viewers most embarrassing moments?) & couldn't be bothered to upload anything. Busy, busy, busy.

How many times has she said she wants to do recipes & cooking? Well, that garbage she made was a recipe of sorts & it did have to be cooked, so why no video but a still picture? Preparing that mess & cooking it can be considered 'content' -not cooking anyone should attempt, but content none the less.

I find it amusing that both Chantal & Amber put on hundreds of pounds just from junk & fast food, not food anyone eats daily. The slop those two throw together is nauseating. No wonder Arby's & Burger King are their go to places -even that is better than what they cook.

Wonder what busy, busy, busy Chantal is soooooooo busy doing. I'll go out on a limb & say, not going to the gym.
Typical deathfatty laziness. Too lazy to read a cookbook, too lazy to prep food, too lazy to buy kitchenware suitable for cooking, too lazy to spend a few minutes here and a few minutes there stirring things or adding ingredients.

We've seen her cooking; she burns things that shouldn't burn at all; I wouldn't be surprised if she burns the water when she tries to boil it. Her idea of cooking is to throw shit on a cookie sheet, roast it until she can smell it start to burn, and then coat it all with salt. I've just shared with you her famous brussels sprouts recipe, the same brussels sprouts she once boasted "I can eat them like candy!"

I understand not knowing how to cook. I don't pretend I am good at it. But even exceptional people know how to boil something in water or simmer it in a pan. Some people are too tired from work to cook, while others lack well-equipped kitchens; neither of these should be issues for Chantal.

I've never completely understood why deathfatties refuse to learn to cook even the most basic grilled cheese sandwich. They have all the time in the world, they have an internet full of free recipes and tutorials, and they think about food all day. Shouldn't deathfat and cooking be a match made in heaven? You can think about the food you will make, you can smell the food as it cooks, and you get to devour it. What more could a deathfatty ever want?

So, the only explanation is sheer, abject laziness. The irony, of course, is that it requires much less effort to throw some things in a stew pot than it does to drive an hour for chicken wings that are inhaled in 5 minutes. Where is the sense in that? It would be easier and cheaper to make one's own chicken wings. And instead of getting to eat only 8 wings, a deathfatty could cook 20 of them and have more to eat. The laziness of deathfatties is special laziness because it is so completely self-defeating and wasteful.

Chantal is even lazier than most other deathfatties. So, she made her lazy throw-everything-together-and-bake-it-on-a-cookie-sheet meatballs, and they came out looking like her own turds. So, what's the point of filming it? Besides, after wasting all that time ruining the meatballs, she needed time to make a fast food run for some real food. So no video, because busy...

If there were a pill to cure laziness, a lot of deathfatties would lose a lot of weight. Pharmaceutical companies need to find a laziness cure more than an obesity cure. It would get right to the heart of the matter.
 

sixcarbchiligorl

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So I was reading back through the manicunt posts and found this interesting tidbit:

Yes they were living together then too. She never mentioned him cheating just that his black friends didn't like her. I'm sure he was cheating too though. But, here's a fun fact, she was engaged to James when she met (and cheated with) Bibi. She still visits James every time she's in Cornwall he was in a vlog a while ago.
So we know she lied about having been broken up with James when she met Malan in her most recent storytime because she had previously admitted that she was still dating James at the time. But it turns out she was not only dating and living with, but STILL ENGAGED when she decided to make a POF profile and go African-hunting at clubs. Still engaged while she started her fling with Rwanda and started dating Malan.

It was already gross how she described these African encounters as "a thrill" and quoted Rihanna songs about how good it felt being bad by cheating on James. She even gleefully used phrases like "snuck up to Ottawa" after work in her latest iteration of the story. If she and James were broken up, why would she be sneaking anywhere? It's even more disgusting that she was still engaged to James.

She can pretend she's a good person all she wants, but her behavior betrays her every time and shows us what a vile person she truly is. I've said it before and I'll say it again - she is grotesque both outside and within.
 

cuddle striker

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So I was reading back through the manicunt posts and found this interesting tidbit:



So we know she lied about having been broken up with James when she met Malan in her most recent storytime because she had previously admitted that she was still dating James at the time. But it turns out she was not only dating and living with, but STILL ENGAGED when she decided to make a POF profile and go African-hunting at clubs. Still engaged while she started her fling with Rwanda and started dating Malan.

It was already gross how she described these African encounters as "a thrill" and quoted Rihanna songs about how good it felt being bad by cheating on James. She even gleefully used phrases like "snuck up to Ottawa" after work in her latest iteration of the story. If she and James were broken up, why would she be sneaking anywhere? It's even more disgusting that she was still engaged to James.

She can pretend she's a good person all she , wants, but her behavior betrays her every time and shows us what a vile person she truly is. I've said it before and I'll say it again - she is grotesque both outside and within.

I really don't believe Bibi is involved with her that way at all. I don't think there was any cheating, I don't think that dude even really wants to know her. it's like she just rents a room from them.

like everything else, she lies. these lies, she's getting off on being "bad", cheating etc. but I don't believe a damn word of it.
 

solidus

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Personally I don’t think she’s ever been in a relationship with Bibi/Malan. As others have said it’s simply part of her fantasyland. I mean if you were living with you significant other, why would you eat separately almost always? And we know Chantal eats a lot, but still...

Think what you want about Peetz, but the guy works and has hobbies and (i’m assuming) his health. Things Chantal can’t claim to have. Peetz can thank his lucky stars that she “cheated on him”, the guy had a stay of execution and a second chance at life not being manacled to this horrible person.
 

sgtpepper

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I rewatched the Assanti 600lb life trilogy. It’s amazing how similar Chantal and Steven are with their denial that at the end of the day it’s their responsibility to not overeat. Steven continued to blame his addictions and refused to get therapy to work through his issues. He denied that he was actually eating his feelings and trying to cover stuff up with food and drugs. He would continue to cycle in the same way our gorl does.

I also find it interesting that the morbidly obese people say “I can’t” so much. “I can’t stop eating burgers and pizza.” “I can’t just eat the doctors food plan, it doesn’t taste good.” Id have a sliver of respect if they were honest and just flat out said they don’t want to stop eating that food. I’m so tired of them using can’t when they are physically and mentally capable.
 

Dutch Courage

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Personally I don’t think she’s ever been in a relationship with Bibi/Malan. As others have said it’s simply part of her fantasyland.
I have always harbored a secret suspicion that Chantal is actually pretty inexperienced when it comes to real-life sexual encounters, let alone long-term relationships.

Her tawdry stories of trysts read like a bizarro-world version of Penthouse Forum letters. "Bending over" to accommodate some stranger in a parking lot? If she can bend that far over to let him in, you'd think she could cut her toenails while she's down there. Fucking a random homeless guy on the street for a cheeseburger? Seducing a dancer at a club away from his ladyfriends with her seductive fat-klutz dancing? Fatty, please...

I don't think she is a virgin. I think she had some quick encounters with desperate omega-men who would be virgins themselves were it not for Chantal (i.e. Peetz, and probably two or three others) Her boasts of being a clubber who went dancing and drinking every night, and went through a string of hookups is physically impossible. She was too busy being a deathfatty back then. There were no "skinny years"; she has showed us almost her entire life in photographs.

I think she's had one quasi-relationship (Peetz), and a few desperate, smelly fucks with some other depressed, loser men. And that's about it. The rest are sick, fat-girl fantasies, big talk from someone who isn't knowledgeable, and stuff she's cribbing from a mishmash of Netflix shows, instagram posts, and teen movies. The fact that almost every sexual encounter she speaks of must literally be infused with wet farts and explosive shit details merely strengthens the argument that all her wild sexing is all in her fat eggplant head. None of it sounds like real-life sexual encounters.

The common theme of all her sexual stories is that she is either the irresistible seductress or the merciful angel, dispensing fucks as quickly as a zipper can be unzipped, who ultimately leaves her men with a souvenir of her essence, in the form of thick fart air, toilet paper dingleberries, or actual feces. In this way, she can imagine herself the heroic temptress and punisher of men, who deserve it after all.

My belief is she can count the number of men she has had sexual contact with on one hand, and count her total number of sexual experiences on both hands. I'm not buying any of the shit sex stories she tells.
 

SAVE TWINKIE!

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There's some copypasta out there about fucking fat chicks (seen it posted on KF a few times, heh) that says doggy style is an impossible position with deathfats. It's just too far for dick to meet hole. No idea if true, but the logic seems sound.

So yeah, agreed, I don't think she's causually "bending over" for a quick bang behind Arby's or whatever.
 

Stifler's Mom

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Her tawdry stories of trysts read like a bizarro-world version of Penthouse Forum letters. "Bending over" to accommodate some stranger in a parking lot? If she can bend that far over to let him in, you'd think she could cut her toenails while she's down there.
If this was reddit I’d give you gold. Thanks I’ve had a shocker of a day and his made me laugh out loud.
 

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