Gross Chantal Sarault / Foodie Beauty - Makes Mukbang Videos for a Living, Canadian Amberlynn Reid

RemoveKebab

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I do love this new junkie saga. Fun times. I'm not watching this stupid shit so has anyone had the fortitude to figure out what the crisis is?
The entire video was a boring word salad of her trip to the ER. The main takeaway is that she took the wrong dose of her blood thinner on Sunday night and this could have prompted the ER visit.

That's it. It could have been a 4 minute video but she had to blather on about every detail of the visit. I got the impression that she put in all this detail to prove she is not lying.

But we all know. Chantal lies.
 

sixcarbchiligorl

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All that to say she's looking for video ideas from her audience again because she will be unable to go on her "adventures" while she "takes time to rest." 97% of her "content" has her been sitting on her gigantic ass in that exact chair, doing absolutely nothing. Now she needs ideas from her audience again because she won't be able to go out? Please.

It's so funny that she kept her hospital bracelet on for proof. I think we'll see an increase in her insanity here soon. She normally doesn't leave the house or exert herself, but with her brain she'll be going stir-crazy now that she's not allowed to go out and do anything. She'll have an excuse to focus on nothing but comments and reaction channels and Kiwi Farms. Oh fuck, she'll probably do more livestreams too. Poor James--who's going to take him to the comic book store now? Who's going to take Chantal's Grams to her doctor's appointments? And most importantly, will Pure Kitchen start delivering? Or will our poor vegan be forced into ordering extra cheese, extra meat from Pizza Pizza instead?
 

Dutch Courage

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So dumbbell has not been taking her medication on schedule and willy-nilly added CBD to the mix. She sure doesn't think rules ever apply to her, does she?

Gawd does she drone on. What makes deathfatties think everyone wants to hear every detail of her stupid medical crisis? Although I guess I am glad she told us.

At least good ole faithful Bibi was there with her every step of the way... I wonder when he gets home and back into bed with his sister, does his sister ask him what all the bubbub was about?

She might be too fat for x-rays, as it turns out...

Oh brother, and then even after the ER visit, she fucked up her own dose again. How fucking stupid is this fat dope? Everything must be half-assed and stupid with her, even taking prescribed medication.

Apparently, going to the petting zoo was too much physical exertion for our becoming-bedbound Beluga.

So: she will rest more. Even doing this talking video is too much exertion too. She's gonna rest as much as possible, but will still do lazy homebound videos for a month or so or until she feels better.

At no point does she mention weight or what got her to this point.

I hope she isn't gonna just become a spoonie now. They are straight drags unless they die at the end.
 

Who Now

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I'm not convinced it's pain med seeking, but I'm not an expert. I think she is, for lack of a better phrase, eating up all the attention from the doctors and nurses. Finally. Someone is paying attention to her, talking nice, worried about her. Hell, she even said "BB dropped me off". Did he go park? Go home? Go to work? So, I think she could easily fall into munchie land. She kept saying how nice they all were.

Also, wtf with keeping the wrist band on? She took the time to put on her 6x, but gee, couldn't find a knife. Just wanting somehow to prove she as in the ER? And maybe Chantal, just maybe this is not the time to be experimenting with over the counter supplements.
 

ThisWillBeFun

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She is back in the hospital. Is Flobby Bobby is looking for some pain meds ya'll?


That thumbnail though :story:
My eyes hurt because I rolled them so much during this video.
Let me start by saying that no medical professional looking at a 400+ pound land whale who barely moves & has blood clots will tell them to 'rest as much as you can.' Chantal's entire life is resting -this is how she got in this mess. Sure, they won't say to run a marathon, but they will tell you to move. Resting all day & sleeping at night means no movement. And that means death.
And, a 35 year old adult with blood clots can't even write down the correct amount of medication she needs to take?
I'm also calling BS on her 'vitals that are normal.' How is someone so out of breath she can't walk able to have normal oxygen sats? She can't even take a deep breath.
At her size, which is a good 300 pounds over what she should weigh, how is her blood pressure 'normal?' Impossible.
Oh, I know how this is all possible. Chantal lies.

The icing on the cake was her ending the video with talking about food. She's craving vegetable soup. No where has she mentioned buying everything she'd need to make vegetable soup, especially since she only got home at 3am, but she's going to make some.
So, that's her plan, to rest. Not sure how that differs from every other day in her life, but there you go. Less movement & her normal eating mean one thing -weight gain.We're witnessing the beginning of the end & she still is only focused on her next meal. One of them will be her last. It's pathetic how a person with the ability to do anything has given up on life at 35.
 

simulated goat

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Agree, Chantal hasn't lost an ounce. We actually have no idea what she's eating, as she's stopped her showing her 'healthy' food hauls. We already know from the past that any fruit or vegetable just rots on her filthy table & those vegan meat substitutes are garbage.
She's certainly not losing, so what is she eating? Quite the mystery. (if the mystery is Arby's)
I remembered how several people I've known who went gluten free gained weight because they didn't realize there were higher carbs in their bread, pasta and flour substitutes and thought I'd google the nutritional values of a couple of vegan meat substitutes compared with a hamburger, just to see if there were any hidden culprits that could keep her gaining on a 'vegan' diet. Seitan (often made into meat sustitutes) has 8g carbs, 15g protien, 250 mg sodium and trace vitamins, etc. A gardenburger has 16g carbs, 5g protien, and 490 mg sodium, with little vitamin or mineral content. Morningstar Farms sausage is only 1g carb, 9g protein but still has 260mg sodium. The regular hamburger is twice the calories of any of these but has no carbs, 23g protein, 77mg sodium and shittons of vitamin content, especially those all important B vitamins. So, roughly, if she's been eating a bunch of vegan meat substiutes, she's added carbs, lost protein/nutrients and nearly tripled her sodium intake.
 
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Queen of Moderation

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I remembered how several people I've known who went gluten free gained weight because they didn't realize there were higher carbs in their bread, pasta and flour substitutes and thought I'd google the nutritional values of a couple of vegan meat substitutes compared with a hamburger, just to see if there were any hidden culprits that could keep her gaining on a 'vegan' diet. Seitan (often made into meat sustitutes) has 8g carbs, 15g protien, 250 mg sodium and trace vitamins, etc. A gardenburger has 16g carbs, 5g protien, and 490 mg sodium, with little vitamin or mineral content. Morningstar Farms sausage is only 1g carb, 9g protein but still has 260mg sodium. The regular hamburger is twice the calories of any of these but has no carbs, 23g protein, 77mg sodium and shittons of vitamin content, especially those all important B vitamins. So, roughly, if she's been eating a bunch of vegan meat substiutes, she's added carbs, lost protein/nutrients and nearly tripled her sodium intake.
That is so true. The gluten free, bean/pulse based pastas are much more caloric than regular durum wheat pasta- and have smaller serving sizes to match. Most of the vegan convenience foods and meat substitutes are heavily processed and loaded with salt and sugar. That said, I still don't think that Chantal is being 100% honest about being vegan. I'm sure there is a pizza box saturated with sausage grease in her closet.
 

simulated goat

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That is so true. The gluten free, bean/pulse based pastas are much more caloric than regular durum wheat pasta- and have smaller serving sizes to match. Most of the vegan convenience foods and meat substitutes are heavily processed and loaded with salt and sugar. That said, I still don't think that Chantal is being 100% honest about being vegan. I'm sure there is a pizza box saturated with sausage grease in her closet.
I agree, I just wonder if the extra carbs and sodium (especially) might be contributing to the puffiness she's showing. Not really healthy stuff for someone with pulmonary issues.
 

Princess Ariel

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ER/doctors visits will only get more frequent from here on out. That's how morbidly obese people die a lot of the time. Having so much hard-to-reach/clean surface area and more time in hospitals = STAPH infection.

That or her body will fall into a spiral of illness for a year or so until she dies.
Of course this usually only happens to people when they're 80ish years old.

She's obviously not taking it that seriously and it will be too late by the time she realizes what's happening.
 

Who Now

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Resting all day & sleeping at night means no movement
She thinks in such extremes. The hospitals get you up and walking the hallways even after major surgery. They even tell heart patients to walk inside their homes a few times a day. Resting doesn't mean lying in bed all day watching vegan Netflix. It means to not do any stressful activity. It's kind of weird that right after she was first diagnosed she suddenly had the urge to do all this walking. (I'm still holding out for the munchie theory. lol)
 

Barbarella

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I agree with @Who Now. We aren’t seeing drug seeking behavior-yet. That doesn’t mean it won’t come, but Chantel is still firmly focused on food and nothing but food. She’s now happy because she’s has an excuse to sit home and eat.

Girl has every sign of joining munchie land. Bet somebody will send her that spoon article and she’ll relay it as if it was fresh.

All the signs are there: the photo in the ER, keeping the hospital bracelet and waving it around, describing every thing they did, including how hard it is to get blood out of her body and showing us her unbruised injection site. She described their triage process, and hers meant she was the most sickest fatso. They had to do her test in ten minutes, not hours like the peons. Ding ding ding! Munchie ahead!

She also told us everything, her ox sat, her platelet count , how clots heal but not, of course, her weight or any mention of obesity being a problem. And they were all sooo nice, it’s a teaching hospital so they are much nicer. They were so caring. The woman who would cancel appointments right and left-she’ll be back. Not for drugs, but for attention. And whatever asspats she’s getting in her comments (if she has it turned on, which munchies always do)

And of course, taking a CBD pill is just more snake oil BS that she falls for. She asked her doctor of she can take turmeric and CBD instead of real meds. He nixed the turmeric but is eh on the CBD, just start it right away so it doesn’t mess up blood counts, so she does but she can’t get the dosing right on the only real medication.

So now she has an excuse to lay around and eat. No more adventures. No more leisurely pees on the side of a pathway, no more animal chewing her shirt (which she probably wore to the hospital without washing). But she still has a car and she can still drive to get fast food.

And next time she gets short of breath, back to the ER she goes. She’ll overeat, feel worse, go to the ER, get a new med, eat more, feel bad, go in again, maybe at some point they’ll prescribe more pain meds and now that she’s entrenched in the cycle, she add an addiction and a fake disease. That plus obesity will make her feel worse, they’ll admit her to find out what’s wrong, and we know the rest.

Chantel’s munchie saga begins.
 

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