Gross Chantal Sarault / Foodie Beauty - Makes Mukbang Videos for a Living, Canadian Amberlynn Reid

Who Now

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I'm not convinced it's pain med seeking, but I'm not an expert. I think she is, for lack of a better phrase, eating up all the attention from the doctors and nurses. Finally. Someone is paying attention to her, talking nice, worried about her. Hell, she even said "BB dropped me off". Did he go park? Go home? Go to work? So, I think she could easily fall into munchie land. She kept saying how nice they all were.

Also, wtf with keeping the wrist band on? She took the time to put on her 6x, but gee, couldn't find a knife. Just wanting somehow to prove she as in the ER? And maybe Chantal, just maybe this is not the time to be experimenting with over the counter supplements.
 

ThisWillBeFun

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She is back in the hospital. Is Flobby Bobby is looking for some pain meds ya'll?


That thumbnail though :story:
My eyes hurt because I rolled them so much during this video.
Let me start by saying that no medical professional looking at a 400+ pound land whale who barely moves & has blood clots will tell them to 'rest as much as you can.' Chantal's entire life is resting -this is how she got in this mess. Sure, they won't say to run a marathon, but they will tell you to move. Resting all day & sleeping at night means no movement. And that means death.
And, a 35 year old adult with blood clots can't even write down the correct amount of medication she needs to take?
I'm also calling BS on her 'vitals that are normal.' How is someone so out of breath she can't walk able to have normal oxygen sats? She can't even take a deep breath.
At her size, which is a good 300 pounds over what she should weigh, how is her blood pressure 'normal?' Impossible.
Oh, I know how this is all possible. Chantal lies.

The icing on the cake was her ending the video with talking about food. She's craving vegetable soup. No where has she mentioned buying everything she'd need to make vegetable soup, especially since she only got home at 3am, but she's going to make some.
So, that's her plan, to rest. Not sure how that differs from every other day in her life, but there you go. Less movement & her normal eating mean one thing -weight gain.We're witnessing the beginning of the end & she still is only focused on her next meal. One of them will be her last. It's pathetic how a person with the ability to do anything has given up on life at 35.
 

simulated goat

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Agree, Chantal hasn't lost an ounce. We actually have no idea what she's eating, as she's stopped her showing her 'healthy' food hauls. We already know from the past that any fruit or vegetable just rots on her filthy table & those vegan meat substitutes are garbage.
She's certainly not losing, so what is she eating? Quite the mystery. (if the mystery is Arby's)
I remembered how several people I've known who went gluten free gained weight because they didn't realize there were higher carbs in their bread, pasta and flour substitutes and thought I'd google the nutritional values of a couple of vegan meat substitutes compared with a hamburger, just to see if there were any hidden culprits that could keep her gaining on a 'vegan' diet. Seitan (often made into meat sustitutes) has 8g carbs, 15g protien, 250 mg sodium and trace vitamins, etc. A gardenburger has 16g carbs, 5g protien, and 490 mg sodium, with little vitamin or mineral content. Morningstar Farms sausage is only 1g carb, 9g protein but still has 260mg sodium. The regular hamburger is twice the calories of any of these but has no carbs, 23g protein, 77mg sodium and shittons of vitamin content, especially those all important B vitamins. So, roughly, if she's been eating a bunch of vegan meat substiutes, she's added carbs, lost protein/nutrients and nearly tripled her sodium intake.
 
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Queen of Moderation

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I remembered how several people I've known who went gluten free gained weight because they didn't realize there were higher carbs in their bread, pasta and flour substitutes and thought I'd google the nutritional values of a couple of vegan meat substitutes compared with a hamburger, just to see if there were any hidden culprits that could keep her gaining on a 'vegan' diet. Seitan (often made into meat sustitutes) has 8g carbs, 15g protien, 250 mg sodium and trace vitamins, etc. A gardenburger has 16g carbs, 5g protien, and 490 mg sodium, with little vitamin or mineral content. Morningstar Farms sausage is only 1g carb, 9g protein but still has 260mg sodium. The regular hamburger is twice the calories of any of these but has no carbs, 23g protein, 77mg sodium and shittons of vitamin content, especially those all important B vitamins. So, roughly, if she's been eating a bunch of vegan meat substiutes, she's added carbs, lost protein/nutrients and nearly tripled her sodium intake.
That is so true. The gluten free, bean/pulse based pastas are much more caloric than regular durum wheat pasta- and have smaller serving sizes to match. Most of the vegan convenience foods and meat substitutes are heavily processed and loaded with salt and sugar. That said, I still don't think that Chantal is being 100% honest about being vegan. I'm sure there is a pizza box saturated with sausage grease in her closet.
 

simulated goat

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That is so true. The gluten free, bean/pulse based pastas are much more caloric than regular durum wheat pasta- and have smaller serving sizes to match. Most of the vegan convenience foods and meat substitutes are heavily processed and loaded with salt and sugar. That said, I still don't think that Chantal is being 100% honest about being vegan. I'm sure there is a pizza box saturated with sausage grease in her closet.
I agree, I just wonder if the extra carbs and sodium (especially) might be contributing to the puffiness she's showing. Not really healthy stuff for someone with pulmonary issues.
 

Princess Ariel

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ER/doctors visits will only get more frequent from here on out. That's how morbidly obese people die a lot of the time. Having so much hard-to-reach/clean surface area and more time in hospitals = STAPH infection.

That or her body will fall into a spiral of illness for a year or so until she dies.
Of course this usually only happens to people when they're 80ish years old.

She's obviously not taking it that seriously and it will be too late by the time she realizes what's happening.
 

Who Now

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Resting all day & sleeping at night means no movement
She thinks in such extremes. The hospitals get you up and walking the hallways even after major surgery. They even tell heart patients to walk inside their homes a few times a day. Resting doesn't mean lying in bed all day watching vegan Netflix. It means to not do any stressful activity. It's kind of weird that right after she was first diagnosed she suddenly had the urge to do all this walking. (I'm still holding out for the munchie theory. lol)
 

Barbarella

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I agree with @Who Now. We aren’t seeing drug seeking behavior-yet. That doesn’t mean it won’t come, but Chantel is still firmly focused on food and nothing but food. She’s now happy because she’s has an excuse to sit home and eat.

Girl has every sign of joining munchie land. Bet somebody will send her that spoon article and she’ll relay it as if it was fresh.

All the signs are there: the photo in the ER, keeping the hospital bracelet and waving it around, describing every thing they did, including how hard it is to get blood out of her body and showing us her unbruised injection site. She described their triage process, and hers meant she was the most sickest fatso. They had to do her test in ten minutes, not hours like the peons. Ding ding ding! Munchie ahead!

She also told us everything, her ox sat, her platelet count , how clots heal but not, of course, her weight or any mention of obesity being a problem. And they were all sooo nice, it’s a teaching hospital so they are much nicer. They were so caring. The woman who would cancel appointments right and left-she’ll be back. Not for drugs, but for attention. And whatever asspats she’s getting in her comments (if she has it turned on, which munchies always do)

And of course, taking a CBD pill is just more snake oil BS that she falls for. She asked her doctor of she can take turmeric and CBD instead of real meds. He nixed the turmeric but is eh on the CBD, just start it right away so it doesn’t mess up blood counts, so she does but she can’t get the dosing right on the only real medication.

So now she has an excuse to lay around and eat. No more adventures. No more leisurely pees on the side of a pathway, no more animal chewing her shirt (which she probably wore to the hospital without washing). But she still has a car and she can still drive to get fast food.

And next time she gets short of breath, back to the ER she goes. She’ll overeat, feel worse, go to the ER, get a new med, eat more, feel bad, go in again, maybe at some point they’ll prescribe more pain meds and now that she’s entrenched in the cycle, she add an addiction and a fake disease. That plus obesity will make her feel worse, they’ll admit her to find out what’s wrong, and we know the rest.

Chantel’s munchie saga begins.
 

Blotto

Unofficial drug and eating disorder specialist
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She’s lucky to live in Canada and be able to soak up all the attention and meds without worrying about it coming back to haunt her financially, after all who cares about the ethical implications of abusing the ER? Not this lovely lady. I did some digging into Canada’s relationship with opioids and at one point they were second when it came to prescription rates. Leading to a lot of short term scripts with assessments on returning patients with it slowly going down.

If she admitted to taking CBD to the staff it could impact that assessment. I don’t know if she’s actually dim enough to do that, but I wouldn’t put it past her. CBD and opioids can have benefits when taken together but it can conflict with both mental health and blood pressure medication. You wouldn’t want to hint at any non compliance, I’m interested in seeing where this ends up but I doubt it’ll be good. Well, maybe for us.

ETA
She thinks in such extremes. The hospitals get you up and walking the hallways even after major surgery. They even tell heart patients to walk inside their homes a few times a day. Resting doesn't mean lying in bed all day watching vegan Netflix. It means to not do any stressful activity. It's kind of weird that right after she was first diagnosed she suddenly had the urge to do all this walking. (I'm still holding out for the munchie theory. lol)
This, hospitals tend to have patients up the same day as major surgery multiple times. Not only depending on the kind of surgery (movement is required for bone growth such as spinal surgeries joint replacements), but to avoid the risk of blood clots. If shes telling the truth, I know but just humor me, she’s sealing her own coffin by not moving. Most doctors recommend frequent small walks if the patient has mobility issues, instead of one or two long ones. It helps build stamina, it’s easier on the body, and allows the patient to feel rested.

TLDR even when Chantal exercises she does it wrong.
 
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Dutch Courage

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Heheheh... By some remarkable coincidence, do you guys know what Chantal was doing precisely one year ago today, on May 14, 2018?

If you guessed "having a panic attack while posing as a vegan and lusting for meat", then you win!

I guess May 14 is Annual Panic Attack day or something...


Video cued to where she says she had a panic attack, but the entire video is worth watching if you need some good cringes...

Oh, and the top comment is uncanny too...
 
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peppy

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She has new PJs to wear for the camera. Those pink ones must have fallen apart in the wash
of course, because on these forums we've mentioned numerous times she only has the nasty pink PJ and like one another one. So she wanted to prove us wrong and got a new PJ lmao.

like, really gorl, do you have nothing else to do but read these forums? where is bibis sister now?!‽?
 

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