Gross Chantal Sarault / Foodie Beauty - Makes Mukbang Videos for a Living, Canadian Amberlynn Reid

thejackal

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Whoever said she's becoming a spoonie was right. :story:
drink fuckers this is a celebration. Tard cum going to spill. She's becoming a full on pill seeker now.

now she's blaming her embolisms on CBD oil. Anything but the obesity apparently. She knew she'd get more pills and that's why she went. Resting heart rate of 82, gorl ain't long for this world at this rate.

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GuiltyAsCharged

good times
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I love how she shows off her new *bling!*
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SEE GUYZ! I WAS REALLY AT DA HOSPITAL!

She said she’s gonna rest/stay in for up to a MONTH! This will probably be the only 30 day challenge she can/will accomplish. Girl is going to get SOOO big doing no activity and eating her brains out.

She’s already growing at an alarming rate. This will speed up the process because lord knows she isn’t going to adjust her diet to cater to to (even) less activity.

Reminds me of the MSPL episode (Angela J) when she says she can’t lose weight because she can’t move/isn’t mobile and dr now says “that’s not true you just need to eat less. You’re eating too much.”

Anyways. This should be quite the month.
 

RemoveKebab

SERBIA STRONG
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I do love this new junkie saga. Fun times. I'm not watching this stupid shit so has anyone had the fortitude to figure out what the crisis is?
The entire video was a boring word salad of her trip to the ER. The main takeaway is that she took the wrong dose of her blood thinner on Sunday night and this could have prompted the ER visit.

That's it. It could have been a 4 minute video but she had to blather on about every detail of the visit. I got the impression that she put in all this detail to prove she is not lying.

But we all know. Chantal lies.
 

sixcarbchiligorl

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All that to say she's looking for video ideas from her audience again because she will be unable to go on her "adventures" while she "takes time to rest." 97% of her "content" has her been sitting on her gigantic ass in that exact chair, doing absolutely nothing. Now she needs ideas from her audience again because she won't be able to go out? Please.

It's so funny that she kept her hospital bracelet on for proof. I think we'll see an increase in her insanity here soon. She normally doesn't leave the house or exert herself, but with her brain she'll be going stir-crazy now that she's not allowed to go out and do anything. She'll have an excuse to focus on nothing but comments and reaction channels and Kiwi Farms. Oh fuck, she'll probably do more livestreams too. Poor James--who's going to take him to the comic book store now? Who's going to take Chantal's Grams to her doctor's appointments? And most importantly, will Pure Kitchen start delivering? Or will our poor vegan be forced into ordering extra cheese, extra meat from Pizza Pizza instead?
 

Dutch Courage

Curious Onlooker
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So dumbbell has not been taking her medication on schedule and willy-nilly added CBD to the mix. She sure doesn't think rules ever apply to her, does she?

Gawd does she drone on. What makes deathfatties think everyone wants to hear every detail of her stupid medical crisis? Although I guess I am glad she told us.

At least good ole faithful Bibi was there with her every step of the way... I wonder when he gets home and back into bed with his sister, does his sister ask him what all the bubbub was about?

She might be too fat for x-rays, as it turns out...

Oh brother, and then even after the ER visit, she fucked up her own dose again. How fucking stupid is this fat dope? Everything must be half-assed and stupid with her, even taking prescribed medication.

Apparently, going to the petting zoo was too much physical exertion for our becoming-bedbound Beluga.

So: she will rest more. Even doing this talking video is too much exertion too. She's gonna rest as much as possible, but will still do lazy homebound videos for a month or so or until she feels better.

At no point does she mention weight or what got her to this point.

I hope she isn't gonna just become a spoonie now. They are straight drags unless they die at the end.
 

Who Now

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I'm not convinced it's pain med seeking, but I'm not an expert. I think she is, for lack of a better phrase, eating up all the attention from the doctors and nurses. Finally. Someone is paying attention to her, talking nice, worried about her. Hell, she even said "BB dropped me off". Did he go park? Go home? Go to work? So, I think she could easily fall into munchie land. She kept saying how nice they all were.

Also, wtf with keeping the wrist band on? She took the time to put on her 6x, but gee, couldn't find a knife. Just wanting somehow to prove she as in the ER? And maybe Chantal, just maybe this is not the time to be experimenting with over the counter supplements.
 

ThisWillBeFun

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She is back in the hospital. Is Flobby Bobby is looking for some pain meds ya'll?


That thumbnail though :story:
My eyes hurt because I rolled them so much during this video.
Let me start by saying that no medical professional looking at a 400+ pound land whale who barely moves & has blood clots will tell them to 'rest as much as you can.' Chantal's entire life is resting -this is how she got in this mess. Sure, they won't say to run a marathon, but they will tell you to move. Resting all day & sleeping at night means no movement. And that means death.
And, a 35 year old adult with blood clots can't even write down the correct amount of medication she needs to take?
I'm also calling BS on her 'vitals that are normal.' How is someone so out of breath she can't walk able to have normal oxygen sats? She can't even take a deep breath.
At her size, which is a good 300 pounds over what she should weigh, how is her blood pressure 'normal?' Impossible.
Oh, I know how this is all possible. Chantal lies.

The icing on the cake was her ending the video with talking about food. She's craving vegetable soup. No where has she mentioned buying everything she'd need to make vegetable soup, especially since she only got home at 3am, but she's going to make some.
So, that's her plan, to rest. Not sure how that differs from every other day in her life, but there you go. Less movement & her normal eating mean one thing -weight gain.We're witnessing the beginning of the end & she still is only focused on her next meal. One of them will be her last. It's pathetic how a person with the ability to do anything has given up on life at 35.
 

simulated goat

Not a GTO
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Agree, Chantal hasn't lost an ounce. We actually have no idea what she's eating, as she's stopped her showing her 'healthy' food hauls. We already know from the past that any fruit or vegetable just rots on her filthy table & those vegan meat substitutes are garbage.
She's certainly not losing, so what is she eating? Quite the mystery. (if the mystery is Arby's)
I remembered how several people I've known who went gluten free gained weight because they didn't realize there were higher carbs in their bread, pasta and flour substitutes and thought I'd google the nutritional values of a couple of vegan meat substitutes compared with a hamburger, just to see if there were any hidden culprits that could keep her gaining on a 'vegan' diet. Seitan (often made into meat sustitutes) has 8g carbs, 15g protien, 250 mg sodium and trace vitamins, etc. A gardenburger has 16g carbs, 5g protien, and 490 mg sodium, with little vitamin or mineral content. Morningstar Farms sausage is only 1g carb, 9g protein but still has 260mg sodium. The regular hamburger is twice the calories of any of these but has no carbs, 23g protein, 77mg sodium and shittons of vitamin content, especially those all important B vitamins. So, roughly, if she's been eating a bunch of vegan meat substiutes, she's added carbs, lost protein/nutrients and nearly tripled her sodium intake.
 
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Queen of Moderation

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I remembered how several people I've known who went gluten free gained weight because they didn't realize there were higher carbs in their bread, pasta and flour substitutes and thought I'd google the nutritional values of a couple of vegan meat substitutes compared with a hamburger, just to see if there were any hidden culprits that could keep her gaining on a 'vegan' diet. Seitan (often made into meat sustitutes) has 8g carbs, 15g protien, 250 mg sodium and trace vitamins, etc. A gardenburger has 16g carbs, 5g protien, and 490 mg sodium, with little vitamin or mineral content. Morningstar Farms sausage is only 1g carb, 9g protein but still has 260mg sodium. The regular hamburger is twice the calories of any of these but has no carbs, 23g protein, 77mg sodium and shittons of vitamin content, especially those all important B vitamins. So, roughly, if she's been eating a bunch of vegan meat substiutes, she's added carbs, lost protein/nutrients and nearly tripled her sodium intake.
That is so true. The gluten free, bean/pulse based pastas are much more caloric than regular durum wheat pasta- and have smaller serving sizes to match. Most of the vegan convenience foods and meat substitutes are heavily processed and loaded with salt and sugar. That said, I still don't think that Chantal is being 100% honest about being vegan. I'm sure there is a pizza box saturated with sausage grease in her closet.
 

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