Gross Chantal Sarault / Foodie Beauty - Makes Mukbang Videos for a Living, Canadian Amberlynn Reid

simulated goat

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That is so true. The gluten free, bean/pulse based pastas are much more caloric than regular durum wheat pasta- and have smaller serving sizes to match. Most of the vegan convenience foods and meat substitutes are heavily processed and loaded with salt and sugar. That said, I still don't think that Chantal is being 100% honest about being vegan. I'm sure there is a pizza box saturated with sausage grease in her closet.
I agree, I just wonder if the extra carbs and sodium (especially) might be contributing to the puffiness she's showing. Not really healthy stuff for someone with pulmonary issues.
 

Princess Ariel

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ER/doctors visits will only get more frequent from here on out. That's how morbidly obese people die a lot of the time. Having so much hard-to-reach/clean surface area and more time in hospitals = STAPH infection.

That or her body will fall into a spiral of illness for a year or so until she dies.
Of course this usually only happens to people when they're 80ish years old.

She's obviously not taking it that seriously and it will be too late by the time she realizes what's happening.
 

Who Now

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Resting all day & sleeping at night means no movement
She thinks in such extremes. The hospitals get you up and walking the hallways even after major surgery. They even tell heart patients to walk inside their homes a few times a day. Resting doesn't mean lying in bed all day watching vegan Netflix. It means to not do any stressful activity. It's kind of weird that right after she was first diagnosed she suddenly had the urge to do all this walking. (I'm still holding out for the munchie theory. lol)
 

Barbarella

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I agree with @Who Now. We aren’t seeing drug seeking behavior-yet. That doesn’t mean it won’t come, but Chantel is still firmly focused on food and nothing but food. She’s now happy because she’s has an excuse to sit home and eat.

Girl has every sign of joining munchie land. Bet somebody will send her that spoon article and she’ll relay it as if it was fresh.

All the signs are there: the photo in the ER, keeping the hospital bracelet and waving it around, describing every thing they did, including how hard it is to get blood out of her body and showing us her unbruised injection site. She described their triage process, and hers meant she was the most sickest fatso. They had to do her test in ten minutes, not hours like the peons. Ding ding ding! Munchie ahead!

She also told us everything, her ox sat, her platelet count , how clots heal but not, of course, her weight or any mention of obesity being a problem. And they were all sooo nice, it’s a teaching hospital so they are much nicer. They were so caring. The woman who would cancel appointments right and left-she’ll be back. Not for drugs, but for attention. And whatever asspats she’s getting in her comments (if she has it turned on, which munchies always do)

And of course, taking a CBD pill is just more snake oil BS that she falls for. She asked her doctor of she can take turmeric and CBD instead of real meds. He nixed the turmeric but is eh on the CBD, just start it right away so it doesn’t mess up blood counts, so she does but she can’t get the dosing right on the only real medication.

So now she has an excuse to lay around and eat. No more adventures. No more leisurely pees on the side of a pathway, no more animal chewing her shirt (which she probably wore to the hospital without washing). But she still has a car and she can still drive to get fast food.

And next time she gets short of breath, back to the ER she goes. She’ll overeat, feel worse, go to the ER, get a new med, eat more, feel bad, go in again, maybe at some point they’ll prescribe more pain meds and now that she’s entrenched in the cycle, she add an addiction and a fake disease. That plus obesity will make her feel worse, they’ll admit her to find out what’s wrong, and we know the rest.

Chantel’s munchie saga begins.
 

Blotto

My name is Otto! I love to get blotto!
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She’s lucky to live in Canada and be able to soak up all the attention and meds without worrying about it coming back to haunt her financially, after all who cares about the ethical implications of abusing the ER? Not this lovely lady. I did some digging into Canada’s relationship with opioids and at one point they were second when it came to prescription rates. Leading to a lot of short term scripts with assessments on returning patients with it slowly going down.

If she admitted to taking CBD to the staff it could impact that assessment. I don’t know if she’s actually dim enough to do that, but I wouldn’t put it past her. CBD and opioids can have benefits when taken together but it can conflict with both mental health and blood pressure medication. You wouldn’t want to hint at any non compliance, I’m interested in seeing where this ends up but I doubt it’ll be good. Well, maybe for us.

ETA
She thinks in such extremes. The hospitals get you up and walking the hallways even after major surgery. They even tell heart patients to walk inside their homes a few times a day. Resting doesn't mean lying in bed all day watching vegan Netflix. It means to not do any stressful activity. It's kind of weird that right after she was first diagnosed she suddenly had the urge to do all this walking. (I'm still holding out for the munchie theory. lol)
This, hospitals tend to have patients up the same day as major surgery multiple times. Not only depending on the kind of surgery (movement is required for bone growth such as spinal surgeries joint replacements), but to avoid the risk of blood clots. If shes telling the truth, I know but just humor me, she’s sealing her own coffin by not moving. Most doctors recommend frequent small walks if the patient has mobility issues, instead of one or two long ones. It helps build stamina, it’s easier on the body, and allows the patient to feel rested.

TLDR even when Chantal exercises she does it wrong.
 
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Dutch Courage

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Heheheh... By some remarkable coincidence, do you guys know what Chantal was doing precisely one year ago today, on May 14, 2018?

If you guessed "having a panic attack while posing as a vegan and lusting for meat", then you win!

I guess May 14 is Annual Panic Attack day or something...


Video cued to where she says she had a panic attack, but the entire video is worth watching if you need some good cringes...

Oh, and the top comment is uncanny too...
 
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peppy

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She has new PJs to wear for the camera. Those pink ones must have fallen apart in the wash
of course, because on these forums we've mentioned numerous times she only has the nasty pink PJ and like one another one. So she wanted to prove us wrong and got a new PJ lmao.

like, really gorl, do you have nothing else to do but read these forums? where is bibis sister now?!‽?
 

sixcarbchiligorl

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She really has made absolutely NO progress in the two years she's been on YT. It's probably been around 10 years since any progress, really, but at least those aren't documented publicly for all to see. She hasn't lost even one pound. She hasn't stuck to any diet for more than a few days. She hasn't exercised consistently for more than a few days. She hasn't remained vegan for more than a couple of weeks. No therapy. No progress on WLS. No progress on cyst surgery. No progress on hair loss. Same shitty apartment. Same shitty relationship. No new hobbies. No singing lessons. No volunteering. No progress on employment. No progress on YouTube channel, equipment, or content. No progress on make-up skills. No progress on editing skills. She has lost friends - she used to have YT friends when she began her channel. She has gained health problems. In absolutely any given area she is now worse than she was two years ago.
 

Fatty-boom-boom

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It's crazy how it's a major brand and is clearly burning faces off. :story: It's almost like someone doesn't know how to adult.
She has new PJs to wear for the camera. Those pink ones must have fallen apart in the wash
She probably can't fit into the PJ's anymore!

CBD oil is the latest craze, everyone is taking it. Apparently it cures everything including world hunger, so over hyped. How the fuck can this bitch forget her correct dose of medication when she puts it into her phone? She's a LAAHHH.. She just had a panic attack as she's been told not to take her witch mumbo jumbo bollocks and she took CBD oil and imagined it. As they said nothing showed up wrong and that's all they can think it is.. Plus she needed some footage guys!!!

As for making a hearty vegetable soup with cat hair croutons, yeah right.. As pointed out she has no vegetables to make the thing so it'll be a "Quick trip to the store" video coming soon..

Her channel is so boring.. she rests 98% of the time anyway, always has the marks on her face from wearing her fat mask when she sleeps!
 

solidus

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Oh god she really is circling the drain. Her decline is exponentially increasing. We know she won’t restrict calories. @simulated goat correctly pointed out the carbs she is consuming in her “vegan diet” so if anything her caloric intake will increase.

I’ve said it before but 35 isn’t too young for a deathfat with a BMI in the 60s to have a cardiac arrest. A drug seeking saga thrown in the mix would make it more interesting too.
 

foodiebloobie

Dairy intolerant.
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I don't think Chantal will malinger herself to death only because she cannot tolerate discomfort of any kind. If she dies from an opiate overdose it will be purely by accident or her complete neglect to take medications properly. I would much prefer her just eating and telling fake ass stories on youtube as opposed to her manic cycles.
 

Petty_Crocker

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Heheheh... By some remarkable coincidence, do you guys know what Chantal was doing precisely one year ago today, on May 14, 2018?

If you guessed "having a panic attack while posing as a vegan and lusting for meat", then you win!

I guess May 14 is Annual Panic Attack day or something...


Video cued to where she says she had a panic attack, but the entire video is worth watching if you need some good cringes...

Oh, and the top comment is uncanny too...
I scrolled through this video and her breathing is awful here too. Does anyone know what happened with her Fitbit? Nothing has changed I see, except she is fatter than ever and more health issues.
 

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