Character/Real person x reader fanfiction -

[LagoonaBlue]

Character x Reader fanfiction is basically new age Mary Sue fanfiction. It's almost always told from the reader's POV and has them interacting/falling in love/doing the do with fictional characters. Seriously. Type in almost any fictional character from any TV show, movie, game etc. x reader into Google and I can guarantee you there will probably be a fanfic for it.

Whilst there are some well written ones, there are some terrible ones out there, specifically for toxic fandoms, in particular FNAF and Undertale (because most of tumblr wants to fuck the skeletons from Undertale and IDEK why).

I'm OK with the genre to an extent. I've read some interesting fics in this genre but shit, there are some bad ones out there (especially on AO3, which I thought had a vetting process. I guess not). What do those of you who have read fics in this genre think of it?

 

[neverendingmidi]

95% of first person storytelling is shit. Anything that is Reader x AnyCharacter is guaranteed to be 100% shit.

 

[LagoonaBlue]

95% of first person storytelling is shit. Anything that is Reader x AnyCharacter is guaranteed to be 100% shit.

What I have noticed is that a lot of the time the character is really OOC - the author just turns them into their sexual fantasy and hopes the reader will share in their fantasy. Like, they bend canon all for the sake of smut.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

Whilst there are some well written ones

There is nothing well about writing a fan fic. There is also nothing well in the head about writing a fan fic in which you're blatantly cucking yourself from your favorite character/person.

 

[Kamen]

There isn't really anything wrong with self inserts in theory, but you must lack something if you don't think it's too embarrassing to share that shit online.

 

[IceGray]

There's nothing new under the sun. Stuff like this used to be in visual novels.

 

[LagoonaBlue]

There isn't really anything wrong with self inserts in theory, but you must lack something if you don't think it's too embarrassing to share that shit online.

That's why I think real person x reader is cringey as fuck.

There's a few out there that I have found that I personally think are terrible.

 

[Something Vague]

I have read fanfics like that that have been done in second person and the whole time I'm like "I would not react like this!" but it keeps saying "You this" and "You that"

 

[P1nkehm4nia1019480]

Just gonna put this here first, :powerlevel:, but I still read and write fan fiction. Reader x Character is just wish fulfillment for teens but my problem with it is that it's more Author x Character, which causes a weird feeling where someone will go "Hey wait a minute I wouldn't act like that" because it isn't the reader's actions, it's the author's actions. Also most Reader x Character stuff tends to be sans x Reader which is a whole 'nother issue in it's own right.

 

[Something Vague]

Also most Reader x Character stuff tends to be sans x Reader which is a whole 'nother issue in it's own right.

Sans and Reader is really popular in Undertale fanfics. But seriously, SKELETONS DON'T HAVE DICKS! They make it so that Sans has this glowing blue phantom dick, but where in Undertale does it suggest he can do that? Who made that up I wonder all the time.

 

[LagoonaBlue]

Sans and Reader is really popular in Undertale fanfics. But seriously, SKELETONS DON'T HAVE DICKS! They make it so that Sans has this glowing blue phantom dick, but where in Undertale does it suggest he can do that? Who made that up I wonder all the time.

Spoiler: Don't lie, you saw it coming.

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HE HAS NO MAGIC FUCKING JELLY DICK HE HAS NOTHING HE HAS SHORTS ANS A PELVIS I WANT TO

CONNIT

AUICIDE
HE HAS NO TONGUE
HE CANT KISS YOU
YOU DIRTY BONE FUCKER

HE HAS NO DICK
HE CANT FUCK YOU
YOU DIRTY BONE FUCKER

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[Syaoran Li]

In my humble opinion, Reader x Character fics are awful even by fanfic standards.

Real Person Fics are even worse.

 

[wateryketchup]

haha these are bizarre, i guess making a mary sue OC is too time-consuming?

Spoiler: kids today are weird

everything on this page

 

[Most Epic Newfag]

I like self insert fanfics about the Hamilton musical, they're a joy.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/13034358?view_adult=true
Hamilton OCs are great too.
https://colourful-era.deviantart.com/art/HAMILTON-OC-Sir-Tobias-York-reference-675452425

 

[LagoonaBlue]

One of the best/worst real person x reader fanfics I have ever read was this awful Egoraptor x Reader one myself and @ash_and_stone found on deviantArt.

You need to be over 18 to view the original as the person who wrote it has the mature content filter enabled so I'm pasting the entire damn thing in here under a spoiler because I want you all to witness this.

Spoiler: Egoraptor x Reader

Copyright & so on
This story is rated A for adult because it includes sexual situations and some swearing. If that sort of stuff isn't your thing, please direct your eyes some place else!
A 'Lemon Bite' as I've decided to dub this, is a short erotica story that just features a sex scene. I'll probably write more if this one gets enough traffic. The upcoming Love Triangle, Abroad fic of mine is still in production. I wanted a break from it & write a different story in the meantime. All characters featured here are based off of real people & are above the age of 21, including the fictional persona of the reader. The Game Grumps had no part of it & is completely fan-made.
(y/n) = your name
(e/c) = eye color
(h/c) = hair color
With all of that taken care of, enjoy.

Arin grabbed hold on your hips in his strong hands & hoisted you up, onto the edge of the Grumps' meeting table. You placed your own on his shoulders & leaned in to meet him in a heated kiss. He moaned low in his throat, cheeks pink with a blush as he ran his fingers all along your body, grabbing & stroking the soft skin as you made out. You let out a playful growl & bit down on his lower lip. He gasped at the mild pain & his right hand shot up, under the fabric of the skirt you wore.
“Ah! Damn, (y/n)!” He huffed against your mouth & pulled away once you had released him. The 2 of you gazed into each others eyes while his fingers begun caressed the center of your crotch. You breathed shakily in your excitement then let out a short, startled moan when Arin's fingertips slid past the outer folds & pressed firmly against your clit.
“Oh, did you like that?” He teased with a sly grin. Your face, full of blush as well rocked your hips into his touch as an answer. It was after-hours at the Grump Space. All the lights were off, only faint sunset rays lighting up your surroundings. You both knew you shouldn't be there, especially having sex, but you did it for Arin. One of the secret fantasies he'd told you about was having sex right here. The thrill of fucking in a place normally reserved for work was one of the things that got him off, so you had worn a skirt instead of pants that day just for this special occasion. Arin wiggled his eyebrows slightly as his thumb pressed harder into your most-sensitive spot & massaged in tight circles. You shut your eyes & squeezed his shoulders, a steady moan flowing from your lips.
“Ah, ooohhhh! Arin!” You cried & he chuckled, leaning in to give your neck some tender kisses. After a while, Arin drew himself away & your eyes fluttered open. You were met with the sight of your boyfriend licking moisture from his fingers, the other hand reaching into the back pocket of his jeans. You watched as he flipped open his wallet & withdrew a pink, wrapped condom from one of the slots. You giggled a bit when the animator winked & stepped back.
“Show me that ass, sweety. The real fun starts now.” Arin ordered & you slid off the surface, only to turn your back on him. With a sigh, you leaned your upper body against the Grumps' meeting table & waited excitedly. You would have loved to watch Arin withdraw his stiff dick & help him with the condom, but tonight was about him having control. After a moment, Arin's hands touched your thighs. They slid the hem of your skirt up & over your ass, then drew down your panties with a groan at the arousing sight. You trembled in anticipation as Arin parted your legs. Finally, you felt the smooth head of his dick at your entrance. Arin hummed to himself as he teased your lips, running it up & down slowly as he enjoyed the intense warmth. You had to bite down on the base of your pointer finger to keep from making too much noise.
“That's a good girl, (y/n). The Raptor is gonna give you what you want.” He said & started to slide into you. You let out a combination of sigh & moan as he did. Arin took his time to savor the moment.
“Haa, oh Arin.” You groaned as your hips connected, feeling his weight on you. Arin leaned onto his hands & hovered over you to speak into your right ear.
“Mmmm, fuck you feel outstanding.” He whispered warmly & began to move his hips. Right away, you let out another moan, this one much louder. Arin panted in soft breaths against you (h/c) locks as he went, opening with steady, shallow thrusts. You lifted your head slightly, hands curling up into fists as your boyfriend began making love to you. Your eyes wandered around the darkening room, flashes of memories you had there with your friends playing in your mind. Tomorrow, you would never be able to look at this area the same way again & it made you feel even more aroused. You shouted in surprise when Arin made a especially sharp thrust. He chuckled again & kissed the back of your head while squeezing your waist lovingly in his broad hands.
“Oh? Did you like that, (y/n)?” He asked & you nodded hard. You looked over your shoulder & let out a shaky breath.
“Y-yes! Again, please!” You begged & Arin smiled, those enchanting brown eyes half-lidded in pleasure.
“You got it, sweetheart.” He purred & jolted his hips forward again just as roughly. You laid yourself back down on the table's smooth surface & let yourself get lost in the pleasure. Even though Arin had you against a hard piece of furniture, he made sure not to crush your pelvis into it. His grip was powerful, yet cautious as to not leave bruises. That's what you loved most about Arin Hanson, he was gentle. Your eyes closed, mouth agape as your voice continued to release happy moans. You could hear Arin just above you, panting & groaning softly. After a while, he laid against your back & encircled your chest with his arms. You smiled & reached back to grab onto him. The animator buried his face in your lovely, (h/c) locks as his thrusts became quicker & more intense. With the raised pleasure, your pussy began to squeeze down on your lover, earning louder moans from him.
“Ahh, fuck yeah. Keep doing that. I love how tight you... can get!” Arin praised heatedly against your ear. His right hand migrated under your shirt & found its way to your left breast. You shivered & arched your chest into Arin's touch as he pinched & twisted the sensitive nipple with his fingertips.
“That's my girl. Mmmm, oh I love you.” He whispered & kissed at the side of your neck again. Arin bit a few times, then licked firmly. His tongue was warm & saliva felt as if it was burning you, but felt amazing at the same time.
“Ohhh, Arin. Arin!” You replied as he showered you with affection. There could be no greater moment in time than right now. It felt as if it was just the 2 of you in the world & nothing else mattered. Arin switched breasts, now giving the other attention. His whole hand squeezed & massaged, the nipple centered against his palm. Arin whispered dirty things into your ear as his hips moved faster & harder by the second. The temperature between you just seemed to rise more & more with your passionate love-making.
“Uuuh, fuck yes. Holy shit, (y/n). I d-don't know how much longer I can go.” Arin gasped against your ear & finally stood again. His hips rocked into yours, grip on them tighter than ever as he neared his orgasm. You moaned even louder as your pleasure reached its peak. If anybody else was in the building, they DEFINITELY would have heard by now. As the sun finally set & the glow from the stairwell became the only light source, Arin jerked himself forwards one final time. Both of you came together, the the only thing you could hear was your beloved boyfriend slumping against you on the meeting table out of exhaustion. After about 5 minutes, Arin withdrew his dick from your fatigued entrance with a tired moan & carefully removed & disposed of the condom. Even though his muscled ached, he managed to fix your clothes & escort you over to the large, black couch with 1 arm wrapped around you. You slumped down on the comfy cushions & Arin laid beside you, draping his arm over your waist. You snuggled up to his chest, using his other arm as a pillow & kissed him gently. Arin just lay there, too drowsy to do much else, but still appreciated the affection.
“Mmm, love you.” He said with a heavy sigh. You smiled & nuzzled noses.
“I love you, sweetheart. It was a fun way to end a busy day.” You replied & closed your eyes. After a nap, it would be time to head home.

The End

 

[Bani]

Every time I scroll past an [insert character name here]/reader fic on AO3, a part of me dies.

These people need to try dating. Or at the very least, leaving their fucking house.

 

[A Welsh Cake]

One of the best/worst real person x reader fanfics I have ever read was this awful Egoraptor x Reader one myself and @ash_and_stone found on deviantArt.

You need to be over 18 to view the original as the person who wrote it has the mature content filter enabled so I'm pasting the entire damn thing in here under a spoiler because I want you all to witness this.

Spoiler: Egoraptor x Reader

Copyright & so on
This story is rated A for adult because it includes sexual situations and some swearing. If that sort of stuff isn't your thing, please direct your eyes some place else!
A 'Lemon Bite' as I've decided to dub this, is a short erotica story that just features a sex scene. I'll probably write more if this one gets enough traffic. The upcoming Love Triangle, Abroad fic of mine is still in production. I wanted a break from it & write a different story in the meantime. All characters featured here are based off of real people & are above the age of 21, including the fictional persona of the reader. The Game Grumps had no part of it & is completely fan-made.
(y/n) = your name
(e/c) = eye color
(h/c) = hair color
With all of that taken care of, enjoy.

Arin grabbed hold on your hips in his strong hands & hoisted you up, onto the edge of the Grumps' meeting table. You placed your own on his shoulders & leaned in to meet him in a heated kiss. He moaned low in his throat, cheeks pink with a blush as he ran his fingers all along your body, grabbing & stroking the soft skin as you made out. You let out a playful growl & bit down on his lower lip. He gasped at the mild pain & his right hand shot up, under the fabric of the skirt you wore.
“Ah! Damn, (y/n)!” He huffed against your mouth & pulled away once you had released him. The 2 of you gazed into each others eyes while his fingers begun caressed the center of your crotch. You breathed shakily in your excitement then let out a short, startled moan when Arin's fingertips slid past the outer folds & pressed firmly against your clit.
“Oh, did you like that?” He teased with a sly grin. Your face, full of blush as well rocked your hips into his touch as an answer. It was after-hours at the Grump Space. All the lights were off, only faint sunset rays lighting up your surroundings. You both knew you shouldn't be there, especially having sex, but you did it for Arin. One of the secret fantasies he'd told you about was having sex right here. The thrill of fucking in a place normally reserved for work was one of the things that got him off, so you had worn a skirt instead of pants that day just for this special occasion. Arin wiggled his eyebrows slightly as his thumb pressed harder into your most-sensitive spot & massaged in tight circles. You shut your eyes & squeezed his shoulders, a steady moan flowing from your lips.
“Ah, ooohhhh! Arin!” You cried & he chuckled, leaning in to give your neck some tender kisses. After a while, Arin drew himself away & your eyes fluttered open. You were met with the sight of your boyfriend licking moisture from his fingers, the other hand reaching into the back pocket of his jeans. You watched as he flipped open his wallet & withdrew a pink, wrapped condom from one of the slots. You giggled a bit when the animator winked & stepped back.
“Show me that ass, sweety. The real fun starts now.” Arin ordered & you slid off the surface, only to turn your back on him. With a sigh, you leaned your upper body against the Grumps' meeting table & waited excitedly. You would have loved to watch Arin withdraw his stiff dick & help him with the condom, but tonight was about him having control. After a moment, Arin's hands touched your thighs. They slid the hem of your skirt up & over your ass, then drew down your panties with a groan at the arousing sight. You trembled in anticipation as Arin parted your legs. Finally, you felt the smooth head of his dick at your entrance. Arin hummed to himself as he teased your lips, running it up & down slowly as he enjoyed the intense warmth. You had to bite down on the base of your pointer finger to keep from making too much noise.
“That's a good girl, (y/n). The Raptor is gonna give you what you want.” He said & started to slide into you. You let out a combination of sigh & moan as he did. Arin took his time to savor the moment.
“Haa, oh Arin.” You groaned as your hips connected, feeling his weight on you. Arin leaned onto his hands & hovered over you to speak into your right ear.
“Mmmm, fuck you feel outstanding.” He whispered warmly & began to move his hips. Right away, you let out another moan, this one much louder. Arin panted in soft breaths against you (h/c) locks as he went, opening with steady, shallow thrusts. You lifted your head slightly, hands curling up into fists as your boyfriend began making love to you. Your eyes wandered around the darkening room, flashes of memories you had there with your friends playing in your mind. Tomorrow, you would never be able to look at this area the same way again & it made you feel even more aroused. You shouted in surprise when Arin made a especially sharp thrust. He chuckled again & kissed the back of your head while squeezing your waist lovingly in his broad hands.
“Oh? Did you like that, (y/n)?” He asked & you nodded hard. You looked over your shoulder & let out a shaky breath.
“Y-yes! Again, please!” You begged & Arin smiled, those enchanting brown eyes half-lidded in pleasure.
“You got it, sweetheart.” He purred & jolted his hips forward again just as roughly. You laid yourself back down on the table's smooth surface & let yourself get lost in the pleasure. Even though Arin had you against a hard piece of furniture, he made sure not to crush your pelvis into it. His grip was powerful, yet cautious as to not leave bruises. That's what you loved most about Arin Hanson, he was gentle. Your eyes closed, mouth agape as your voice continued to release happy moans. You could hear Arin just above you, panting & groaning softly. After a while, he laid against your back & encircled your chest with his arms. You smiled & reached back to grab onto him. The animator buried his face in your lovely, (h/c) locks as his thrusts became quicker & more intense. With the raised pleasure, your pussy began to squeeze down on your lover, earning louder moans from him.
“Ahh, fuck yeah. Keep doing that. I love how tight you... can get!” Arin praised heatedly against your ear. His right hand migrated under your shirt & found its way to your left breast. You shivered & arched your chest into Arin's touch as he pinched & twisted the sensitive nipple with his fingertips.
“That's my girl. Mmmm, oh I love you.” He whispered & kissed at the side of your neck again. Arin bit a few times, then licked firmly. His tongue was warm & saliva felt as if it was burning you, but felt amazing at the same time.
“Ohhh, Arin. Arin!” You replied as he showered you with affection. There could be no greater moment in time than right now. It felt as if it was just the 2 of you in the world & nothing else mattered. Arin switched breasts, now giving the other attention. His whole hand squeezed & massaged, the nipple centered against his palm. Arin whispered dirty things into your ear as his hips moved faster & harder by the second. The temperature between you just seemed to rise more & more with your passionate love-making.
“Uuuh, fuck yes. Holy shit, (y/n). I d-don't know how much longer I can go.” Arin gasped against your ear & finally stood again. His hips rocked into yours, grip on them tighter than ever as he neared his orgasm. You moaned even louder as your pleasure reached its peak. If anybody else was in the building, they DEFINITELY would have heard by now. As the sun finally set & the glow from the stairwell became the only light source, Arin jerked himself forwards one final time. Both of you came together, the the only thing you could hear was your beloved boyfriend slumping against you on the meeting table out of exhaustion. After about 5 minutes, Arin withdrew his dick from your fatigued entrance with a tired moan & carefully removed & disposed of the condom. Even though his muscled ached, he managed to fix your clothes & escort you over to the large, black couch with 1 arm wrapped around you. You slumped down on the comfy cushions & Arin laid beside you, draping his arm over your waist. You snuggled up to his chest, using his other arm as a pillow & kissed him gently. Arin just lay there, too drowsy to do much else, but still appreciated the affection.
“Mmm, love you.” He said with a heavy sigh. You smiled & nuzzled noses.
“I love you, sweetheart. It was a fun way to end a busy day.” You replied & closed your eyes. After a nap, it would be time to head home.

The End

I couldn’t stop laughing after the first sentence. There’s no way Egoraptor could lift up anyone.

 

[The real Sinterklaas]

I remember reading a Professor Layton x reader fic a long time ago. It start's out as just a retelling of one of the games, then as the chapters go on it becomes more sexual and suddenly became story about 'you' being a chosen one. If I can find it I'll post a link.

Edit: found it https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5930311/1/love-in-a-game

 

[LagoonaBlue]

I couldn’t stop laughing after the first sentence. There’s no way Egoraptor could lift up anyone.

The bit that gets me every fucking time is Arin calling himself "The Raptor".

Like, what?

 

[friedshrimp]

What's more pathetic is the girlies who defend this shit by saying it's "feminist" or "empowering". Like lol no it's not. If it was a guy doing it he'd be rightly laughed at.

Fuck I miss Mary Sues. They were terrible, yes, but i'll take an overpowered Sue over "bland white girl who spends her free time on tumblr gets taken by her husbando" self - inserts / readers. Is writing OCs really so difficult for these people?