Charlene Katherine Dorlean / Charlene Kathy Dorlean / Charlie K Dorlean / Charlie Gold - Queen of Haydur Nation, Amberlynn beat her in a weight loss challenge, reckless driver, scofflaw, hypocrite

Medical Hawaii

Whatever it is, I'm against it!
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Charlene Kathy Dorlean, better known by her social media moniker "Charlie Gold," is a morbidly obese youtuber whose content primarily consists of reaction videos shaming other deathfats marginally larger than herself. Historically, Charlie's favorite target has been Amberlynn Reid-- though recently she has turned more of her attention towards Chantal Sarault aka Foodie Beauty.

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Not unlike other reaction channels that showcase fatties attacking slightly fatter fatties, registered republican Charlie claims to have a special insight into her targets' lives and the motivations behind their self-sabotaging behaviors. Charlie feels that because she has (allegedly) lost a lot of weight, her commentary should be taken as authoritative or constructive, but never as bullying or hatred.

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At first Charlie's youtube channel didn't get much attention, not even when she made an video ranting about the one time Amberlynn wrote "nigga" on Tumblr nearly 10 years ago. [this video is seemingly lost to time; if you have an archive, speak up] Charlie's initial boost in viewership came when popular fitness youtubers started giving Charlie shine. They seemed to appreciate seeing an obese person on the platform who shunned the fat acceptance movement and was dedicated to improving herself. Despite this exposure, what really caused Charlie's channel to explode in popularity was, of course, Amberlynn Reid.

In the spring of 2019 Amberlynn was in the midst of a self-imposed challenge with the goal of uploading a youtube video each day, 100 days in a row. Since the videos went up at the same time each day, various youtubers would livestream their reactions to AL 's videos (and get some of that super chat coin). There was one day when ALR's upload was late by several hours and in that time, thousands of whale watchers had found their way to Charlie's stream. And while the stream itself was unremarkable most of those viewers became devoted fans (stream archive)

Like most reaction channels, Charlie's insights devolved over time into petty nitpicking, because there are only so many different ways you can say "lol fat" before it gets repetitive. It's something to be expected in this niche genre of videos, and fans typically aren't bothered. However, Charlie's fans--and certainly her detractors-began to notice that despite her boasting and bloviating, she was failing to lose any weight.

Pictured here are various "haydur" meetups, Charlie seemingly hasn't lost any weight since starting youtube
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First video on her channel
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In early December 2019, Charlie created a weight loss challenge and urged Amberlynn to join her.
Charlie's rules:
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Predictably. Amberlynn never acknowledged the challenge but oddly enough, Amberlynn actually did lose weight over the holidays while by all accounts Charlie did not.
Winner: Amberlynn Reid :winner:

February 12, 2020, Charlie claims she fainted, fell, and messed up her face. Because of this, Charlie said she wouldn't be filming for a while.
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Even Charlie's fans were skeptical about this story; it seemed as though Charlie was trying to stall for time and hide from her audience. But why? Ultimately fans could do nothing but wait and speculate as Charlie let her face "heal" enough to come back to youtube. Or until...
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February 19, 2020, Charlie was doxed by @C3PBRO and a "mysterious newfag."
Charlene Kathy Dorlean

Born May 15 1988

cdorlean@comcast.net
char.do203@gmail.com
cd8532@att.com

203-253-0333

She is a retail sales consultant for AT&T since 2013, but since she has moved back to FL recently it's possible that is no longer the case.

Her most recent address;
7621 Southern Brook Bend
APT 201
Tampa, FL 33635

For some reason google puts the address in a gator swamp so I have refined it here in images. The apartment lot is named "Veranda at Westchase." Note the staircase in the floor plan.

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The gym where she went boxing (20 min drive).
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I was really confused about the address for a while, she is also listed at another address in CT though it could just be that she left and still receives mail there. It seems the courts were confused by this too, as you will see below. There is no doubt she lived there though. She is a registered republican at this address;
1492 North AVE
APT 202
Bridgeport,
CT 06604
zillow link shows the last move out was in Nov 2017
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Her mugshot reads 310lbs, but evidently that number is either self-reported at time of arrest, or pulled from Charlies driver's license. In any case we don't know if 310 is her True & Honest weight

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2019-06-21 She was a delinquent tenant at her Tampa apartment to the tune of up to $15k.
2019-10-21 She drove like an exceptional individual and didn't show up to court.
2019-10-22 Her charges were upgraded from civil traffic to criminal traffic.
2019-11-06 Another court hearing Charlie didn't show up to, warrant issued.
2019-12-26 Charlie gets arrested, for a "failure to obey a written promise to appear". She was arrested at the following address; 1800 ORIENT RD, Hillsborough, FL. This place is a work release center for women. I don't know if she's a part of this program currently, but it would explain why she suddenly can't be on camera.
2020-04-20 is now the date by which she must pay her fines.

Tl;dr: Charlie owes 15K in back rent; is such a bad driver that her traffic violations were upgraded from civil to criminal offenses; blew off her court dates and a warrant was issued for her arrest. She was arrested right around Christmas so I imagine these legal issues are ongoing.

As far back as 2011, she was driving on a suspended license and wrecking other people's cars.
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:story: "high sidewalks"

Charlie attempts damage control, and mines pity points by emphasizing how poor she is.
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Followed by attempts to seem unbothered:
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The truth is, Charlie didn't have to work very hard to defend herself, in fact most people came to her defense.
Acting swiftly, just one week after being doxed Charlie pulled a Gabbie Hanna and cashed in on her meme with mugshot merch. AVAILABLE NOW!
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And the next day, she announced a very vague project
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@C3PBRO outlines a suspicious past attempt at a GoScamMe that sounds eerily similar to this new project she's attempting to kick off.

Exhibit 1 and 2 of Charlie Gold being a massive hypocrite;
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Charlie Gold and a crossfit vegan woo trainer named Shane-Ashley Vega started a GoFundMe(a) because fat. Sadly, the total sought and description of the GFM were scrubbed by the creator, but one glorious facebook shitlord copy-pasted the description into the comments solely to tear it down for how ridiculous it was.
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TL;DR: Charlie Gold was begging for money so she could go to some woo spa in Hawaii for eight months to lose weight. In addition, she and the trainer wanted money to film it as a professional documentary, and to pay Charlie's rent (lol) while she was away from home.

Vegafit Recovery, a spa that has nothing to do with weight loss. The owner is a borderline lolcow, harnessing the power of nipple stickers, psycho-acoustics and red lights to do... something. It'll make you feel better? He also shills branding consulting and graphic design on the side, because something tells me his woo clinic isn't very busy. If you'd like an example of his exceptional branding and graphic design, you can check out his Vegafit Instagram.

Charlie ebegged celebrities including Ellen, Oprah, Kimye, etc. To fund her Hawaii vacation.
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February 25, 2020: Charlie addressing GFM on twitter
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When asked if she gave the money back, Charlie replies "no lol it was mostly from family"
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In the aftermath of Charlie getting doxed, several youtubers in the reactmoshpere have spoke up to defend Charlie, most notably Omegon, who is very angry at kiwi farms and refers it as "cancer" ... despite sourcing all material for his videos from this forum (hi @Secret Moisty !!)


Recently Charlie has expressed the idea that she'd like to diversity-hire Shane Dawson out of a job and develop her own docu-series! The subject will be weight loss of course. This is totally not another crowdfunding scam to pay for an extended vacation in Hawaii. No, no no. This time it's the real deal gorls, so get ready to open up those off-season Michael Kors bags. pull out your irregular Coach wallet from TJ Maxx and donate for a great cause! GoFundMe launching soon, stay tuned!


Social media
Facebook: Charlene K. Dorlean "charliekilodelta" [since privated/deactivated]
Twitter: @xcharliegoldx
Instagram: @xcharliegoldx
YouTube: Charlie Gold channel
 

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Null

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Please go through and re-upload every image that you've hotlinked from elsewhere from the site directly to your post. I've tried helping you with formatting, removing random spoilers that hamper readability, remove resizing in favor of just using thumbnails, etc, but it's a lot of stuff for a good topic.
 

Medical Hawaii

Whatever it is, I'm against it!
True & Honest Fan
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Please go through and re-upload every image that you've hotlinked from elsewhere from the site directly to your post. I've tried helping you with formatting, removing random spoilers that hamper readability, remove resizing in favor of just using thumbnails, etc, but it's a lot of stuff for a good topic.
Thank you for helping! Sorry about the hotlinking, I'm taking to mean that instead of dragging and dropping/copy-pasting, I save the photos and upload directly from my device?
 

Null

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Thank you for helping! Sorry about the hotlinking, I'm taking to mean that instead of dragging and dropping/copy-pasting, I save the photos and upload directly from my device?
Yes. I really hope you're not using a phone. I have no idea how people expect to edit things this big and complicated on touch screen.

You should view the source code instead of relying on the WYSIWYG editor. Any [IMG] tag should be an [ATTACH], and in general you want an [ATTACH] without an [ATTACH type"full"] attribute, because with that it's huge. For some reason most people just resize manually instead of choosing "THUMBNAIL".
 

Medical Hawaii

Whatever it is, I'm against it!
True & Honest Fan
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Yes. I really hope you're not using a phone. I have no idea how people expect to edit things this big and complicated on touch screen.

You should view the source code instead of relying on the WYSIWYG editor. Any [IMG] tag should be an [ATTACH], and in general you want an [ATTACH] without an [ATTACH type"full"] attribute, because with that it's huge. For some reason most people just resize manually instead of choosing "THUMBNAIL".

I'm not that dumb, don't worry, I'm on my computer! And ok, I'll go through and actually upload as thumbnails.

edit: attempting to upload them as PNGs but site saying it's "not an image as expected"
will try saving as jpeg (not a tech fag lmao)
 
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orelpuppington

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Thank you for making this thread!

To be honest, I used to like reaction channels like charlie, zach, kickinggeese, and michael b petty. now i can't sit through any of them. justine's giant teeth and gums are hideous to look at, and she won't shut up about her potato diet, which doesn't even work because she's still over 200 pounds. charlie isn't even funny in her reacts- she just acts like she's amber's mom who's disciplining her. zach's voice and laugh is so annoying it has the power to turn people homophobic, and michael b petty is the worst of all of them, making fun of amber for dumb bullshit like her hair or clothes.

the only ones i can tolerate are roseisranting and aphrodite's peach. they're the only reactors who aren't obese or overweight, and aren't annoying as hell either.
 

Punkinsplice

An cermet and I talk shit about you
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Great job! I can't wait to see the chimpout tweets from Charlene responding to her new thread. She will probably think "chimpout" is racist, so let me just state for the record that this is a kiwi term used to describe whenever a cow, regardless of their ethnicity, has an internet meltdown. That explanation is for Charlene.
 

Reverend

Avatar of Change
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Of course she's a Floridian, and in Tampa which makes it even better. Tampa is the urban sprawl of the west coast of Florida with none of the culture of cities to the south, none of the importance of tourists to the east on the highway, and basically a location that is better known for it's strip clubs and the fact the city celebrates it's own firey obliteration by FUCKING PIRATES than anything else of note. Not even the sports teams and amusement parks are any good. Everything in Tampa is a facade of something done better masking utter cheapness underneath.

We wanted her on the farms, well our wish was granted and it's sweeter than anything I could've imagined.
 
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StrawberryDouche

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I think a notable point in Charlie's thirsty career is when Amber failed to upload on time during her 100 Days of Uploading, and Charlie made a fatty manic livestream that lasted like 6 fucking hours.

In your section talking about Omegon, you might want to note his KF account @Secret Moisty

List her SM accounts and archive their pages.

Well done for your first OP! Good work.
 

pecansandies

I'M SASSIFIED
True & Honest Fan
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can we talk about her god awful thumbnails specifically like what is she ever trying to say with those? "LOL ALR is a fatty pig pig and this is me in the middle of bearing down on a BM"

par exemple:

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she's pinching a loaf in every damn one

I think a notable point in Charlie's thirsty career is when Amber failed to upload on time during her 100 Days of Uploading, and Charlie made a fatty manic livestream that lasted like 6 fucking hours.

yes! the 6hr livestream needs to be in the OP that shit was super fucking coconuts
 

Medical Hawaii

Whatever it is, I'm against it!
True & Honest Fan
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I think a notable point in Charlie's thirsty career is when Amber failed to upload on time during her 100 Days of Uploading, and Charlie made a fatty manic livestream that lasted like 6 fucking hours.

In your section talking about Omegon, you might want to note his KF account @Secret Moisty

List her SM accounts and archive their pages.

Well done for your first OP! Good work.
thank yáll! And that's a good idea, I'll add that in.
 

Cheesecake Coochie

Lindsay Lohan's therapist
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So far so good with your op, make sure to include the 6+ stream like some else mentioned. I'm excited to see how harambe reincarnated reacts to this thread, they might act unbothered but you know they will have this bookmarked. She's really starting her 2020 off strong, gaining extra weight, a mugshot and gaining her own thread. What a strong independent black martyr hippo queen can't wait for her "The consequences will never be the same" speech.
 

Whale Watcher

bAHdy pAHsitive
kiwifarms.net
Thanks for putting in the time for this!
(unlike the rest of us lazy muppets)
Can I float the suggestion to add "Black Amberlynn Reid" into the title (à la Canadian Amber), or is it just me that gets a kick out of that nickname?

I am also thoroughly enjoying that Amber essentially took up Charlie's challenge on her own terms and has shockingly managed to lose weight. Meanwhile Charlie gains & fumes.
But I'll save that thought for an effort-post when/if her thread gets the green light.
 

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