THE SINFUL DWARF (4+) A sex starved dwarf and his junkie mother run a fuck-house disguised is a boarding house. They kidnap young women, keep them as sex slaves, and get them hooked on drugs. Non stop sex and over grown pussy hair. Thank God women trim that shit these days! If your woman lets that shit grow to long don't be afraid to tell her what's up. If she still won't cut it then send her overgrown hairy ass my way. She'll be a bald-ass horny bitch when I'm done with her meat. (AO)
SCARLET DIVA (5) Asian Argento's latest film! And its jam packed with NUDITY! See Asia's big over grown messy stinky Italian BUSH! See her shave her arm pits! See her play with her tits and bush! See her OD on drugs! See her get fucked in the ass by rapper Schoolly D! Whats it about? Who fucking cares??? Unfortunately its in Italian only with No subs, but it doesn't fucking matter, big stinky Italian BUSH is an universal language! Order now or go fuck yourself. Letterboxed!
SUPER SOUL BROTHER (3) aka 6 Thousand Dollar Nigger. Funny as hell black exploitation flick from the 70's. A scientist develops a drug that turns a street bum into a super mac daddy! Man I wish I could get me some of that smack!
TARD SPASM! THE EXTENDED VERSION! (5) I've been searching for this bastard for the last 6 years! Finally found the son-of-a-bitch! And its in beautiful quality! Most of you are familiar with the original Tard Spasm in our catalog, it was only about 10 minutes and was included on a tape of your choice with any order. I can't count the number letters we got from that trashy tape, you guys loved it a cried for more, well here it is...The complete concert! It's about an hour of the punk/metal band GOBSTOPPER performing live at CHILDREN'S HAVEN in Sarasota Florida. Children's Haven is a hospital that cares for the fucking rejects of our society. Hundreds of handicapped and mentally retarded losers that were given up at birth or thrown in a dumpster only to be found by some fucking _bleeding heart_. Can you blame the parents? Who wants to raise a fucking tard? It's a life time gig baby, that inhuman lump of flesh will never grow up, never have a life of their own. YOU will be that child's life for eternity. Wiping the sloppy tard-drool from his mouth, cleaning the over-sized green boogers from his nose, and scraping the 4-day old crusted shit from his ass. I say fuck that. Let the pussy bleeding hearts clean the dried crusted shit from their asses. That ain't fo'me_I say put 'em in a rocket and send them to the moon, or better yet shoot then all in the heads, do you think they really want to live? Okay, I'll get down from my anti-tard soap box now...Anyway, this tape is a mutherfuckin' must for all Blackest Heart customers. It is the funniest shit you will ever see and that is a PROMISE! It is the ultimate party tape, pop this in the VCR and soon you'll see who your REAL friends are. All wimps, pussies, and bleeding heart losers will clear the room faster than you can say CHROMOSOME ! Can you imagine an hour of the shitiest band in the world rocking out to a room full of retards? See tards try to dance and mosh with some of the funniest results ever captured on video. The tape also features _interviews_ with some of your favorite tards! Order one today. Since the tape is only about an hour we have filled it up with trailers and tons of other wacky shit. You can't go wrong with this classic.
VIOLENT PROTECTION (4) Aka Violent Naples. A bad ass Italian crime thriller directed by Umberto Lenzi! I've had this on tape for a few years now and never got around to watching it until now. If I had any idea how fucking cool it was I wouldn't have waited so long. A hot headed cop (whom looks like a young Chuck Norris but with Clint Eastwood's attitude) is transferred to Naples to deal with their Mafia problem. This guy takes no fucking shit, he kicks ass from the first 5 minutes of this classic until the credits roll. Fuck that _you have the right to remain silent_ shit, its more like _you have the right to get kicked in the mouth and spit out teeth_. Also the dialog (in English) is funnier than shit and the action scenes fuckin rock!
WATERPOWER (5) (1976) This is the sickest, most depraved porno ever made. And for the first time ever you can see it in its complete, uncut, and totally uncensored form! So what is it? Sure you want to know? Okay… Jamie Gillis plays this real fucked-up perverted low-life prick who gets his kicks from breaking into the homes of women and forcefully giving them enemas! No its not some light hearted comedy you'll find on LIFETIME but an extremely hateful, mean spirited, romp that leaves a slimy shit-stained taste on your pallet. If you get off on seeing water fly out of chick's dirty poop-holes, then this is the movie for you pal! This is the complete version with all the ass spraying scenes intact and if this sick shit gets your cock hard then you got some serious fuckin' issues, seek professional help. Never released in the US, order it and see why. Adults only and sorry, no orders to anywhere in the UK or CANADA, customs will just snag it anyway, raid your "flat", and toss your ass in the slammer so what is the point? (AO)
ACCION MUTANTE (5) Beautiful letterboxed upgrade with English subs. A wacky-ass group of handicapped criminals out to terrorize normal folk, it will make you think twice next time you piss on one of those handicapped toilets or steal one of their cool parking spaces. Cool FX, gore, and great music. In Spanish with English subs, letterboxed.