Cheapest Place to Live in the UK -

[18.7%Russian]

Moving to the UK from Canada during the summer of next year, hopefully permanently. I'm already starting to save basically all the money I make from my part-time wage cuck job for it. Where is the cheapest place I can rent that has some entry level jobs? Preferably in an area with few goatfuckers and chimps please.

 

[The best and greatest]

I cant imagine the UK being a cheap place to live compared to Canada. Its an island nation that imports more than it exports with its own housing shortages.

 

[Furret]

I did a quick search, and one name that repeatedly came up was Shildon, County Durham. Apparently this place is consistently really cheap for renting. I'm not from the UK though, so take that with a grain of salt.

 

[Mr. Bung]

I dunno, but Scotland sounds like it could be quite lovely if that's possible.

 

[Brahma]

They've moved on from goat fucking really. The Brits jest let them fuck underage British girls now.

 

[Anne Hyroe]

If you ignore London and the South East, Bristol, Oxford and Edinburgh then the villages around most big cities are affordable, pretty and overwhelmingly white. Kinda dependent on being able to drive though, areas commutable with public transport are either more expensive or rougher usually. Almost all of Wales and Scotland have cheap housing but well paid jobs are more difficult to come by. I’d look for a village on the outskirts of Manchester, Birmingham, Leeds or Cardiff. If you’re willing to put up with the weather then Aberdeen is gorgeous, property’s slightly more expensive but there are still decent paying jobs in oil.

 

[Alrakkan]

I'd personally recommend some of the villages and towns around Newcastle-Upon-Tyne and Edinburgh. Been up that way a few times, especially in the local villages. Fairly cheap, pleasant countryside, good jobs in the local area and a decent city to get lit in isn't more than a bus ride or motorway away. Decent connections to London as well so if for some reason you feel possessed to go into The Forbidden City, that's a thing you can do as well. Edinburgh is better though.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Jaywick is pretty cheap and overwhelmingly white. And it’s by the sea.

 

[User names must be unique]

I dunno, but Scotland sounds like it could be quite lovely if that's possible.

It is, but the affordable areas make soviet era housing blocks look like a quaint happy little villages. that's before you get into the SNP destroying small businesses.

 

[LazarusOwenhart]

Single room bedsits in any inner city that isn't London or Birmingham are your best bet.

 

[Spunt]

If cheapness is your #1 concern over anything else, then the northern half of Scotland is the place to be. Inverness, Perth, Aberdeen. Don't expect wonderful cultural enrichment, though, and don't expect the weather to be great - but if you're Canadian, then you'll be used to it. Spectacular scenery, too.

Otherwise Northern England is good value. Cities like Newcastle or Leeds have plenty going on and their suburbs are affordable - just do your research, like all big cities, they have areas you wouldn't want to live in. The East Midlands is OK too - Derby, Leicester and Nottingham are affordable and have jobs, and generally better transport links than further north, where the roads and railways can get really dicey, particularly in winter.

Places to avoid: The entire East coast south of Newcastle (cold, miserable, inhabited by chimpanzees instead of humans, smells of fish), Birmingham (violent, choked with traffic, polluted), the entire belt between Manchester and Leeds (grindingly poor, unfriendly, dangerous, racial ghettoes), Manchester itself, (overpriced yet surprisingly unsafe), Wales (it's fucking Wales) and of course London (ludicrously expensive, violent, dangerous, unfriendly, badly run, full of utter cunts).

Best of luck...

 

[Clovis]

Inverness isn't a bad little place, by the standards of Scotland. The North East of England is Ok in areas (avoid the bizzaro pocket universe that is Sunderland and the dystopian hellscape of Middlesborough), and ignore Spunt: parts of Wales and East Yorkshire are nice, too. West Yorkshire is bleak, ugly and probably too "culturally enriched" for your taste. Just stick to the North for cheapness and look to older houses near the centre of satellite towns to find the overlap of nearby jobs and cheaper housing.
Good luck, I'm sure people will love your accent.