Kiwi Farms

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Recap:

• She is filming at 7:20 AM. That doesnt mean she woke up early with her shit sleep schedule.
• Liveeeeen for Rare Beauty products (consoom!)
• She mentions her shit makeup job from yesterday. Claims she didn't like it and Becky didn't like it either.
• She puts on full makeup and calls Becky in for a face reveal.
• Becky comes lumbering in and exclaims ooooohhh it's so cute!!! Sure Jan.
• Becky is not a fan of an all nude face. Nude lipstick, nude nails, nude ides(eyes).
• Amber looks at the camera and eye fucks herself (pic below).
• Amber: "alls I had on was primer and foundation". As she is explaining this, Becky has this face that looks like she wants to leave Amber for dead on the side of the road.
• Becky outfit of the day. The pants come from Hot Topic, much to Amber's surprise, she guessed Wommart.
• She has a taste test moment and tries the cheesy grits. They aren't homemade (of course) and come from First Watch. Of course she loves the grits.
• Her breakfast consists of cheese grits (corn), potatoes, and an old piece of Avacado.
• She opens her earrings and loves them.
• Highlight of the day! Becky gets another call on her cell. They pick up, no one says anything. Talk about a stress filled day.
• Becky got ANOTHER Spongebob shirt.
• 6:40 Twinkie enters the camera. Twinkie Stor, Twinkie Stor, Twinkie Stor
• Amber picks up Twinkie and she ain't having it. She starts growling and tries to bite Amber's nose.
• Becky opens the Garbage Pail advent calendar and is excited for Adam Bomb a gen 1 OC. I wonder if Adam Bomb will be in C-197 after the Merge.
• 8:15 - Comment of the day. Yesterday's video just went live so she is going to react to the first comments.
• The first comment she reads is from Jew Jewsterstein BasedLynn Reid.
• Amberlynn tells us she doesn't pay attention to the number of thumbs up and thumbs down. Stop lying gorl. NarcLynn looks for those asspats.
• Someone asks how many WW points is her Chili. SmugLynn responds that her chili is 0 points with WW Blue. She is grinning from ear to ear with her response. How many points was the Cheesy Grits? How about those breakfast potatoes?
• A number of the early comments mentioned her quitting Vlogmas, Amber confidently states she isn't quitting.
• She fell asleep in her clothes and makeup, just like every other day.
• They woke up for the day at 2AM. I see fixing the sleep schedule has done wonders!

This comment made me lol


Clip of Twinkie Stor and Amber:



@C3PBRO today is your lucky day, we have a video of Amber's finger pointin'