Amberlynn loves to play pretend as a world-class healthy chef in the kitchen, which leaves us with some quality recipes for brown slop and watery chili. Post pictures of her food or her recipes here!!
Chef Amberlynn and her creations - Post about her food creations or recipes here!
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Yeeb-Renzo
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Is this good?
(I don't follow Amberlynn that much, so I don't know if this is actual food she's made or not.)
(I don't follow Amberlynn that much, so I don't know if this is actual food she's made or not.)
That's her famous pairing of 15 Delimex taquitos from Walmart and an Amy's broccoli mac n cheese frozen meal. Not one of her scratch creations, but still an iconic meal because a serving of taquitos is 3.
Starve Hamber
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Some of the finest ketchup and sriracha soup. Yum!
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As someone who knows how to actually cook, I find this entire thread horrifying.
"Grandma's Recipe"
Spaghetti, soy sauce, scrambled eggs, scallions, and pre-cooked bacon.
Spaghetti, soy sauce, scrambled eggs, scallions, and pre-cooked bacon.
antifan
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Everything she makes looks fucking repulsive. No wonder they go out for food so often.
What fresh hell is this?!!!
Spaghetti and eggs are a bit of an Italian tradition. Good for breakfast but sometimes served as dinner. I don't particularly like it, myself but to each his own.
This version, though, looks like shit. Also, theres something about adding soy sauce to this that makes me gag.
Forgive my abject powerlevel, ma sono Italiana e questa tradizione e' inesistente! Non abbiamo spaghetti con uovo... forse carbonara?
Unless you mean Italian-American? Regardless, that is fucking despicable and a crime against nature. YOU OFFEND ME HAMBER. YOU OFFEND MY PEOPLE. *ptt ptt evil eye*
Pre-cooked bacon :horrifying::horrifying::horrifying:... Why not fill your house with the delicious smell of fried bacon? The calming noise of the fat spraying around...
Seriously, what the hell?
Seriously, what the hell?
She only eats pre-cooked bacon but claims to not like bacon....similar to how she doesn't like butter and is allergic to scrambled eggs, I mean "ayggs".
Bacon actually does not have so many calories. So she could make a salad and put some bacon on it. I s she allergic to eggs in general, or did she really say she is allergic to scrambled eggs? Damn, eggs are fantastic for dieting.
She don't always feel like bein no Gordon Ramsay.
"Pizza."
This is when she was "healthy."
This is when she was "healthy."
Yeah I'm referring to italian-americans. It's not really common (because it's disgusting), but I know it's a thing.
She said she's only allergic to scrambled eggs. I don't think that's how allergies work tbh
Whatthefuck
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I literally got the shudders when I saw that. I'm not even kidding. Holy shit. This thread is horrifying and I thought I couldn't be more horrified of AL.
Want more pain? Here's this! It's "soup" with corn, pasta, ketchup, liquid aminos, chicken broth, beans, tomatoes, and green olives!
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