Forgive me for posting slightly unfresh content, but the way she told us about the meal gets me every time.
Scrambled ayygs and turkey sausage
"just an fyi, don't add the everything but the bagel sesame seasoning until your ayyyygs or your chicken is on the plate or it'll burn...I've never used it before so I didn't know"
"it's really good! if you've had the everything bagel then you know exactly how this is going to taste!" (but if the seasoning burnt how can you taste it???)
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Voila, three turkey logs and two "scrambled" ayygs. That either taste like a confused everything bagel or like burnt sesame seeds...
The turkey looks like turds.