Burned Docs Chemistry Class 15JUN2014 -

[garbageraider]

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[Dr. Meme]

Where are you getting all this homework?!
Also if Chris was an air quality control manager I'd move as far away as possible.

 

[NavierStoked]

So he's blatantly lying on his resume?

Never mind. I see now.

 

[Arkangel]

The best resume Chris has ever written, and it's not even real.

 

[MrTroll]

Looking forward to his sex ed homework.

 

[littlebiscuits]

So he's blatantly lying on his resume?

Never mind. I see now.

I think this is like, some sort of school assignment? Like a pretend job interview?

 

[garbageraider]

I think this is like, some sort of school assignment? Like a pretend job interview?

That is exactly what it is.

 

[Coffee Overdose]

So he's blatantly lying on his resume?

Never mind. I see now.

Its a homework assignment.

 

[Dr. Meme]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT A DIRTY LIAR. "MEDICAL RESEARCHER". My day has been made.

Hate to be that guy, but Chris's homework was to write a fake resume. He didn't make this hoping someone would hire him.

 

[Coffee Overdose]

Where are you getting all this homework?!
Also if Chris was an air quality control manager I'd move as far away as possible.

Look at the 2nd image. This is from the recovery management. Probably from things that managed to survive the fire.

 

[likeabadgirlshould]

Hate to be that guy, but Chris's homework was to write a fake resume. He didn't make this hoping someone would hire him.

I just noticed haha had to delete my comment. I got too excited and amused i didnt read the whole post. My bad!

 

[AnchuentProphecy]

Just how much did you salvage from the hoard skyraider? This is a comedy goldmine

 

[Pally]

How is this related to chemistry in any way? This looks more like a "How to apply for job" class.

 

[Kosher Dill]

My skills as an Air Quality Chemist are telling me that this resume was taken from a location with high concentrations of methane, black carbon, mold spores, and coffee esters. Conclusion: 14 Branchland Court.

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

I'm a little amazed that Chris saved all this stuff. I literally backed up my papers on an external hard drive and then used the originals to line my ferret's cage.

 

[NavierStoked]

This was for his chemistry class? What does this have to do with chemistry, aside from the fact that he would have take a chemistry course to become a chemist? Where is the chemistry?

 

[DykesDykesChina]

Ah, now it dawns on me why the Max-Planck-Society rejected my application back in 2007 - I forgot to mention LEGO and Pokemon on my resume! I was so naive back then, of course these belong on the resume of any respected scientist!

 

[garbageraider]

This was for his chemistry class? What does this have to do with chemistry, aside from the fact that he would have take a chemistry course to become a chemist? Where is the chemistry?

It's coming, just wait. I have to scan this stuff one page at a time, you know.

 

[Silver]

How is this related to chemistry in any way? This looks more like a "How to apply for job" class.

Another class which I never had but totally fucking should have

yeah I never had anything even remotely similar to that in my high school chemistry.

also Lego some things never change

 

[_blank_]

Are you available to work weekends?
I would be glad to work when necessary

Preferably on the 32nd of Never.

How does work and hobby and family life work for you?
I enjoy all elements.

2013-2017: Medicine Researcher

I suppose this is still possible, just that he won't be the one wearing the white labcoat....

University of Vrginia, Charlottesville, Virginia BS, MS, and PhD in Chemistry and Mathematics Graudated June, 2004

All that in three years from graduating high school, Chris?