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Being the child of wealthy Californians has to be rough. Not only do so many of them embarrass themselves on a regular basis, they do it with greater ease and on a higher profile than anyone else in the world. Rebecca Black, Jaden Smith, Conrad Hilton III, Kylie Jenner, and Elliot Rodger are just a small sampling of this special subcategory of complete embarrassments to humanity.
Of this elite group of West Coast total failures, my new favorite has to be Chet Hanx,* formerly known to his followers as Chet Haze. After his acting career led him to the prestigious position of "unnamed student" in Indiana Jones 4, Chet decided to branch out into the musical arts, carrying on the proud tradition of Robert Van Winkle into the 21st Century. Behold his off-the-cuff hot 16s and tremble:
* See if you can guess which rich Californian forgot to abort this sad little man?
What were your favorite lyrics? Here's some of mine:
Chet Haze said:
Haze has spent the past half a decade being relentlessly mocked by everyone from Howard Stern to former WNBA players. When not gracing the world with his sub-Iggy Azalea rhymes, his hobbies include embarrassing himself on social media sites like Instagram and Twitter. Recently, he even took a page out of Gucci Mane's book in a Twitter rant against Stern. His parents are begging him to get off social media, and he's responded to their advice in the customary style of his cow brethren.
His latest controversy is about him repeatedly using the word "nigga" while on social media. I'm fine with people using whatever words they want. That doesn't mean I'm gonna treat an impossibly rich trust-fund baby putting on a coon show and glorifying ignorance, poverty, gangbanging, and his own cornbread-sucking minstrel act with anything other than relentless mockery.
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While Young Cheezy here does straddle the line a little given just how famous his father is, I still feel he's a deserving target by the standards of this forum. He doesn't even have a Wikipedia page, putting him not just below his father in fame, but his brother and uncle. His uncle's most notable accomplishment is substituting his father in the video game adaptations of shit his father isn't too busy to work on, yet only one of them has been deemed unimportant enough for a site which deems Redneck Rampage worthy of an article.
