Chewbacca wanted in stabbing incident -

[Gimmick Account]

It's fine.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

For shits and giggles I went to Google Street View and zoomed onto the 700 block of Toulouse street in NO, and look who I found:

There's a whole group of Wookies in that block (been there for several years too). How will we know which one is guilty of the stabbing?!

 

[General Tug Boat]

Another childhood icon lost to the dangers of being too woke, and black tar heroin. Disney, what did u do to this poor Wookie?

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

You sure this isn't his son Lumpy? Poor kid went nuts after the stir whip incident.

 

[The Last Boyscout]

time for wookie down!

 

[CaesarCzech]

Now i wanna see wookies wearing Nazi Uniforms would certainly drive them insane.

 

[BipolarPon]

For shits and giggles I went to Google Street View and zoomed onto the 700 block of Toulouse street in NO, and look who I found:
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There's a whole group of Wookies in that block (been there for several years too). How will we know which one is guilty of the stabbing?!

It's not fair to racially profile them.

 

[Mr. Bung]

1. Be a cryptologist.
2. Dress as Chewbacca
3. Stab man, hairy beast becomes wanted.
4. As this is Louisiana, someone finds and turns in a skunk ape.

Holy shit! Someone should try this in Seattle or Portland as well. We'll find Bigfoot for sure.