Chick-fil-A is ideologically opposed to my existence - "Hate against queer people is going to increase in this city, because folks can’t walk 500 feet to Popeyes."

[CakeCutey]

The gays fear the chicken sandwich.

 

[TFT-A9]

>waah you don't like me, Chick-Fil-A
Yeah, and they're not the only ones, you drumbeating dipshits.

 

[Y2K Baby]

you drumbeating

Haha, gay chicken.

 

[Vorhtbame]

This "article" is one long diatribe that boils down to this:

Do what I say, give me what I want, never so much as think of opposing me. I am owed your obedience.

And since this has to do with where you choose to buy fast food, I can't think of any other term than "petty tyrant"--because this is as petty a thing as you can find for tyranny.

 

[AlephOne2Many]

Imagine being such a faggot that you forget how crucial fast food is to our economy that even moral hypocrites don't care because the food tastes delicious.

The author can go kill himself for real.

 

[Splendid]

The author can go kill himself for real.

No, he physically cannot. He's too narcissistic.

 

[Sanshain]

Muslims and Mexicans are ideologically opposed to your existence too, faggot. I don't see you writing giant fluff pieces about them, though.

 

[1Tonka_Truck]

Some A+ random txt right there.

Every time I see one of these articles I go out of my way to make sure I eat some Chick-Fil-A. Looks like I'm getting a chicken biscuit in the morning.

 

[Dom Cruise]

I grew up eating their nuggets, it's comfort food to me.

So nope, not giving it up, the sheer melodrama of these people, it's absurd.

Not to mention the butthurt over them has been going on since 2012, enough already.

 

[Daughter of Cernunnos]

Downtown Toronto is the Vatican City of fried chicken.
Of course, people are not just going to Chick-fil-A to eat fried chicken. They’re eating fried chicken spitefully.

Eating...fried...chicken...SPITEFULLY!!!

 

[c-no]

Nobody eats chicken spitefully.

It's just chicken, you eat it, it's not some political statement, most of the chicken eaten comes from bumfuck Asia where workers are treated like slaves, but apparently nobody actually gets likes on Twitter about any of that shit.

If he doesn't like where the chicken is bought, then he should go eat somewhere else, what is this article even supposed to accomplish?

I can only imagine the author or someone else will try to use some rando post from the internet as proof of spiteful eating. While some sperg might try to reach around for a facebook post or a tweet to show there are people eating Chick-fil-a to spite others, most people aren't gonna buy to spite some gay guy or queer person. They just want to eat some chicken from a specific chain they craved.

 

[3119967d0c]

Suck my dick, when I'm still drunk at 6 AM and I want a chicken biscuit I'm not going to make biscuits AND fry a chicken breast AND subsequently burn my house down.

Degenerate. Clearly it is far better to go out and drive in the road and run over a child to have your alcohol-infused chicken!

 

[Spastic Colon]

No matter how much liberals want to support the LGBQT people in their ChickFilA boycott, they won't do it. Where else are yuppie moms going to take their kids for a quick lunch? The choice is pink slime nuggets at McD's or actual chicken at ChickFilA. Plus, ChickFilA lets you get fruit instead of fries on the side. That is too much of a lure for liberal parents who like the convenience but need to feel that they are still getting something "healthy" for the kids. I know plenty of liberal moms who take their kids there. They might not admit it on facebook, but they do it.

And sometimes it is okay to be spiteful. I leave you with the inspirational photo created by the great troon athlete, World Champion (TM) Rhys McKinnon (which he kindly posted to Twitter):

 

[Dom Cruise]

The choice is pink slime nuggets at McD's or actual chicken at ChickFilA.

That was a myth, McD's nuggets are not "pink slime"

Now Chick Fil A's nuggets definitely have them beat, but McNuggets are pretty good too.

 

[Next Task]

If he doesn't like where the chicken is bought, then he should go eat somewhere else, what is this article even supposed to accomplish?

He's trying to make it so that eating at a fast food restaurant is the equivalent of gay bashing. He's trying desperately to shame people who go there by using nebulous, unverifiable claims that homophobia inherently increases because of eating Chick-Fil-A.

And he's trying to force people to see indifference as malice, one of the most self-defeating of SJW arguments, because it actively drives people from indifference into spite as more and more innocuous activities get labeled as bigoted. And it's incredibly easy to point out that they only care about ethical consumption when it suits them and they regard it as personally beneficial.

But it's Andrew Wheeler. He used to write for Comics Alliance, and a brief look at the sort of articles he posted shows just what kind of ideologue he is. He's very much a 'everyone vs. straight white men' kind of guy, who thinks all characters should be default-gay until you come up for a reason why they shouldn't be. And like many of our troon reporter lolcows, he ostensibly covers a type of media but 95% of his writing ends up about him and his sexuality.

 

[Ted_Breakfast]

No, he physically cannot. He's too narcissistic.

"What an artist dies in me!" is so much more applicable to modern ennui than any hoary Abrahamic admonitions against suicide.

 

[Save the Loli]

Muslims and Mexicans are ideologically opposed to your existence too, faggot. I don't see you writing giant fluff pieces about them, though.

I'm glad I'm not such a faggot like this guy that I refuse to eat good food just because the restaurant serving it is ideologically opposed to my culture and existence. Muslims make some damn good food.

 

[Gym Leader Elesa]

I might not be Chick-Fil-A but I am ideologically opposed to the author's existence.

Not because he's gay, but because he wrote this gay ass article.

 

[Larry David's Crypto Fund]

I'm glad I'm not such a faggot like this guy that I refuse to eat good food just because the restaurant serving it is ideologically opposed to my culture and existence. Muslims make some damn good food.

The Ottomans left such quality filo based foods across the Balkans, I can almost forgive them.

 

[Clop]

he believed in a “biblical definition of marriage,” which doesn’t exist

We know that moral purity is impossible in a capitalist society.

I’ve devoted much of my life to advocating for media that allows queer kids to see themselves represented. It’s important to me as someone who knows the struggle of growing up queer and as someone who took to heart lessons of love and kindness from my Christian upbringing.

1. Marriage exists, go see one, idiot.
2. There is no such thing as moral purity in any society, only a dangerous bigot believes in absolute purity.
3. Faggots already are represented, you're just not content because you want to prove the slippery slope right, you stupid, stupid fuck.