CHILI SOUP RECIPE, SNACK IDEA, UPDATESSSSS - 8/24/18
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four fucking types of shitty spice mixes for a shitty chili soup? all of which she could just buy the individual spices alone?
oh man. amber's struggling to make that $$$ now that she can't be fucked to upload a video a day
oh man. amber's struggling to make that $$$ now that she can't be fucked to upload a video a day
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Mushrooms and chick peas in that "chili type soup type thing".
You know I don't watch a lot of cooking channels but I can't think of any time I've seen someone make a "soup type deal" with an open can in the thumbnail. I don't know that I'm telling Amber to dice a fresh tomato, but her presentation is in every way fucking dreadful.
Captain Ahab
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This shit would get you shot at a chili cook-off in Texas.
Looks like dirty red water.
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Hold the fucking phone. Isn't this the same chili she showed us in the double weigh-in video?
Wow, she really thought we were all dying for this recipe.
Wow, she really thought we were all dying for this recipe.
It's soup or chili, not both, idiot.
AlabamaWhitman
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She “isn’t sure” if the Sarcastic Potato actually loves her or not? LOL.
I actually screamed out in horror watching her dump all that garlic salt into her slop.
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That's it, folks. We can't speculate about Amber having sleep apnea anymore. She told us about her dream (which sounds a lot like her amazing writing), and we all know that people with sleep apnea can't remember their dreams (or don't dream. I can't be bothered to look it up).
So, since Amber dreamt, and we know she doesn't lie, we have to admit we were wrong and she does NOT have sleep apnea.
So, since Amber dreamt, and we know she doesn't lie, we have to admit we were wrong and she does NOT have sleep apnea.
classtrash
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I think she makes this salt laden mess multiple times a week. Don't worry, it's not killing her. She's healthy, just big.
Id be interested to see the blood pressure levels pre-consumption, and post-consumption. I'm convinced she has no taste-buds if this is appetizing to her. Becky's phoned in reaction to it alludes to it being as bad as we speculate.
But she doesn't have any health problems.
RiceBall
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Long summary because I like suffering:
Amber is wearing the same shirt from the last video. She has her hair up in a bun, wrap or some shit. She is making a "chili type soup type thing". People like chunky chili, but Amber and Becky likes it soupy.
The ingredients she will use (yes, I'm naming all of them) is black pepper, minced onion, garlic salt, more garlic, Even more garlic, more onions, some other Mrs Dash shit, cumin, cayenne pepper, chicken broth, fresh mushrooms (first fresh ingredient), those two disgusting tubes of turkey, processed beans and chicken peas, chili packet, and processed tomato juice, paste, and sauce. Don't know why she always overlaps ingredients of the same kind.
Finally, she sprays the pot first with oil before she puts the ingredients in. Disgusting tube turkey money shot at :55. She breaks the meat down in the pot with her barely human appendeges. She then adds all of the seasonings and shit while it's cooking, then add mushrooms, chili powder, Chicken broth. She adds all of the tomato shit around 2:10 and it's DISGUSTING! She adds some more seasoning and beans, then let it cook and marinate. It's done after 20 minutes and she pans to Becky who is clearly salivating at the meal, barely able to keep her mouth closed. Becky said Amber's chili is so "yaaas". She does not show them eating it.
Next day, she's in bed. She's proud of herself in drinking her daily intake of water yesterday, like a normal human being. She hasn't drank (drunk?) much water recently, but now she's started to do it more now that she "craves" it mostly. She's having weird dreams from the lexapro. She had a dream that aliens in a ufo was taking the statue of liberty. The aliens created a tornado and she had to hold onto a car (that wouldn't be necessary in real life) to prevent from being sucked up into it. Then a hurricane happened and she tried to find Twinkie, but found a similar dog that look like him (her?).
Depression update. She has left the house twice this week. She claimed she has brushed her hair. You be the judge. She has also cleaned and cooked more. She points out this is ironic, because she doing another video in her bed. A fan told her to watch "The Sarcastic Potato", because she loves and adored Amber. She's not sure if TSP love is genuine or not (it's not). She wanted her to know while she's cute, she doesn't have to watch Amber's videos if they bother her, because in one of her recent weight in videos, TSP was sighing and rolling her eyes. Becky isn't at home, she's with her parents. Amber is confused why she feels so hot (you have layers of blubber during the summertime, sweetie). Amber has bought some more hangers to hang up her clothes she can't fit. Very interesting content to talk about during a vlog. She's trying to get out of the house more. She has plans tomorrow, to get someone something from somewhere. It's a little bit of a drive (so Lexington). She said every time they take this drive, they always want to go to the Cheesecake Factory (called it). She going to tell the binge monster no (and probably go somewhere else).
Holy shiiiit, she is now going to count calories AGAIN, since not counting calories isn't working for her. She will update us on Monday about it. They're probably going to go to Panera Bread, though (eating out again, called it...) when they go to Lexington again, tomorrow. She's perusing "healthier, sweet options instead of binging on Reeses, ice cream, and Dove chocolate. Instead of getting something, like say fruit, she got "dark chocolate cover coconut pieces", by "Goodfields" and "greek yogurt almonds" by "Terry Lynn". It's easier to say no to these type of sweets, since they aren't as tasty as Reeses.
Guys (and gals) she has a walking plan for 2000 steps. She will essentially walk 100 steps, rest for 3-5 minutes, repeat x4, Then walk 200 Steps, rest for 3 minutes, repeat x4, Walk 300 steps, rest, repeat x2, the finally another 200 stepper. She hasn't done it yet, she actually haven't walk at all much recently. Blames it on depression and the Lexapro. The end.
Amber is wearing the same shirt from the last video. She has her hair up in a bun, wrap or some shit. She is making a "chili type soup type thing". People like chunky chili, but Amber and Becky likes it soupy.
The ingredients she will use (yes, I'm naming all of them) is black pepper, minced onion, garlic salt, more garlic, Even more garlic, more onions, some other Mrs Dash shit, cumin, cayenne pepper, chicken broth, fresh mushrooms (first fresh ingredient), those two disgusting tubes of turkey, processed beans and chicken peas, chili packet, and processed tomato juice, paste, and sauce. Don't know why she always overlaps ingredients of the same kind.
Finally, she sprays the pot first with oil before she puts the ingredients in. Disgusting tube turkey money shot at :55. She breaks the meat down in the pot with her barely human appendeges. She then adds all of the seasonings and shit while it's cooking, then add mushrooms, chili powder, Chicken broth. She adds all of the tomato shit around 2:10 and it's DISGUSTING! She adds some more seasoning and beans, then let it cook and marinate. It's done after 20 minutes and she pans to Becky who is clearly salivating at the meal, barely able to keep her mouth closed. Becky said Amber's chili is so "yaaas". She does not show them eating it.
Next day, she's in bed. She's proud of herself in drinking her daily intake of water yesterday, like a normal human being. She hasn't drank (drunk?) much water recently, but now she's started to do it more now that she "craves" it mostly. She's having weird dreams from the lexapro. She had a dream that aliens in a ufo was taking the statue of liberty. The aliens created a tornado and she had to hold onto a car (that wouldn't be necessary in real life) to prevent from being sucked up into it. Then a hurricane happened and she tried to find Twinkie, but found a similar dog that look like him (her?).
Depression update. She has left the house twice this week. She claimed she has brushed her hair. You be the judge. She has also cleaned and cooked more. She points out this is ironic, because she doing another video in her bed. A fan told her to watch "The Sarcastic Potato", because she loves and adored Amber. She's not sure if TSP love is genuine or not (it's not). She wanted her to know while she's cute, she doesn't have to watch Amber's videos if they bother her, because in one of her recent weight in videos, TSP was sighing and rolling her eyes. Becky isn't at home, she's with her parents. Amber is confused why she feels so hot (you have layers of blubber during the summertime, sweetie). Amber has bought some more hangers to hang up her clothes she can't fit. Very interesting content to talk about during a vlog. She's trying to get out of the house more. She has plans tomorrow, to get someone something from somewhere. It's a little bit of a drive (so Lexington). She said every time they take this drive, they always want to go to the Cheesecake Factory (called it). She going to tell the binge monster no (and probably go somewhere else).
Holy shiiiit, she is now going to count calories AGAIN, since not counting calories isn't working for her. She will update us on Monday about it. They're probably going to go to Panera Bread, though (eating out again, called it...) when they go to Lexington again, tomorrow. She's perusing "healthier, sweet options instead of binging on Reeses, ice cream, and Dove chocolate. Instead of getting something, like say fruit, she got "dark chocolate cover coconut pieces", by "Goodfields" and "greek yogurt almonds" by "Terry Lynn". It's easier to say no to these type of sweets, since they aren't as tasty as Reeses.
Guys (and gals) she has a walking plan for 2000 steps. She will essentially walk 100 steps, rest for 3-5 minutes, repeat x4, Then walk 200 Steps, rest for 3 minutes, repeat x4, Walk 300 steps, rest, repeat x2, the finally another 200 stepper. She hasn't done it yet, she actually haven't walk at all much recently. Blames it on depression and the Lexapro. The end.
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Whatthefuck
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Hi guise! So we get chili slop right out of the gate. I mean, I will never understand the overuse of Mrs. Dash. Each and everyone of those "blends' contains the exact same base blend. Just use some fucking garlic powder and onion powder with it and call it a day.
So, why mushrooms in the chili? I've never understood. I get it if it's vegetarian, but we still have the same pink slime goo in there so, gorl, why. At least they're fresh this time. So, gorl, we aren't even going to give those guys a wipe down? Now I get that we shouldn't literally rinse our mushrooms, but a little wipey wipey is called for. It says on the package that they need to be washed. It says it on EVERY carton of mushrooms. Also, chicken broth in chili? Again, I get it if we're doing a white chili, but we're not.
Does she not know the tomato paste trick where you open both sides of the can and use one end to push the paste out? What the fuck am I talkign about. Of course she doesn't. She did rinse her beans, though, so...progress!
She's super proud that she drank a little over half a gallon of water yesterday. Yas, gorl, slay! That's what most human so, but again, progress.
Alien dream sperg. Can't be bothered digging into that.
I do spy a teal pillow case in the background. Perhaps these are the infamous teal sheets?!?
Oh, the meds are kicking in because you're taking it properly. There's a fucking shock. Someone alert the media.
Shout out to Sarcastic Potato. I love her, too, Hambert. She's adorable.
She and Becky are going somewhere tomorrow to get something for someone. I will bet money it's Lexington. Anywho, she speaks of Panera so obvs we're going there tomorrow. She states they have "healthy options" and they do, but you still have to watch your portions, gorl. Just because something is "healthy" doesn't give you license to purchase and eat like 6 "healthy" things at one sitting.
Aw, she knows Reece's are not good for her. Good for you, sis! Progress.
We have a walking plan. It's interesting because it's a 2,000 step plan and I could have sworn about 3 months ago our gorl was proudly walking 8,000 steps a day. Oh well, nevermind. At least it's something. Shall we place bets on how long it will last?
Edit: ninja'd. DAMN now do you see why I brain vomit this stuff? Ah, well. More to carry the burden
So, why mushrooms in the chili? I've never understood. I get it if it's vegetarian, but we still have the same pink slime goo in there so, gorl, why. At least they're fresh this time. So, gorl, we aren't even going to give those guys a wipe down? Now I get that we shouldn't literally rinse our mushrooms, but a little wipey wipey is called for. It says on the package that they need to be washed. It says it on EVERY carton of mushrooms. Also, chicken broth in chili? Again, I get it if we're doing a white chili, but we're not.
Does she not know the tomato paste trick where you open both sides of the can and use one end to push the paste out? What the fuck am I talkign about. Of course she doesn't. She did rinse her beans, though, so...progress!
She's super proud that she drank a little over half a gallon of water yesterday. Yas, gorl, slay! That's what most human so, but again, progress.
Alien dream sperg. Can't be bothered digging into that.
I do spy a teal pillow case in the background. Perhaps these are the infamous teal sheets?!?
Oh, the meds are kicking in because you're taking it properly. There's a fucking shock. Someone alert the media.
Shout out to Sarcastic Potato. I love her, too, Hambert. She's adorable.
She and Becky are going somewhere tomorrow to get something for someone. I will bet money it's Lexington. Anywho, she speaks of Panera so obvs we're going there tomorrow. She states they have "healthy options" and they do, but you still have to watch your portions, gorl. Just because something is "healthy" doesn't give you license to purchase and eat like 6 "healthy" things at one sitting.
Aw, she knows Reece's are not good for her. Good for you, sis! Progress.
We have a walking plan. It's interesting because it's a 2,000 step plan and I could have sworn about 3 months ago our gorl was proudly walking 8,000 steps a day. Oh well, nevermind. At least it's something. Shall we place bets on how long it will last?
Edit: ninja'd. DAMN now do you see why I brain vomit this stuff? Ah, well. More to carry the burden
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