Chimpburger Apperciation Thread -

[bearycool]

I think this thread is long overdue. @chimpburgers has written so any well reviewed and researched threads that I wonder if he even has a life sometimes TBH fam. This Nigger has done so much in the name of mocking Lolcow, that I believe without him we really wouldn't be seeing so many lolcows shitting themselves and going on a rampage.

Chimp burgers is the Lolcow whisperer, as well as their destroyer. He will, in some way shape or form, get your doxs and out you for the sake of comedy and your idiocy.

He is something to be feared.
I therefore am now setting up a religion of chimpburgers on this day, and today will be his holiday. Worship him and may you be blessed to receive a halal thread from him one day.

 

[AnOminous]

Best Rat King catcher.

 

[chimpburgers]

I am flattered, but really, I love you like a brother. You didn't have to do this, but I appreciate it anyway.

Halal thread, nah. Not many of them turn out that funny tbh. @Alan Pardew said it best one time about only a certain ratio of those threads turning out great.

 

[meatslab]

@chimpburgers

 

[JU 199]

@chimpburgers

 

[Jaded Optimist]

@chimpburgers you've provided me with more entertainment then netflix. Thanks!

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

Chimpburgers is a pretty cool dude

 

[GetShrekt]

Chimpburgers is good, Chimpburgers is my pal.

 

[TheImportantFart]

For someone who mostly started out as an Entersphereling, you turned out remarkably well

 

[A Hot Potato]

I think @chimpburgers is a pretty cool guy. Eh doxes cawz and doesnt afraid of anything.

 

[QB 290]

 

[Graffiti canvas]

I think @chimpburgers smells like dickcheese and he's hiding women's clothes under his mattress to wear when he's feeling pretty.

 

[Tony Fuckin Abbott]

@chimpburgers is pretty cool, I like how he makes fun of trannies and stuff.. +1 for burgers

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

@chimpburgers u better lube up your butt tonight @bearycool is gonna raep u

 

[bearycool]

@chimpburgers u better lube up your butt tonight @bearycool is gonna raep u

I'll ask for nonconsesual consent first.

 

[Tony Fuckin Abbott]

That's fucked up

 

[A Hot Potato]

@chimpburgers u better lube up your butt tonight @bearycool is gonna raep u

I'll ask for nonconsesual consent first.

Sounds like a date.

Nobody better...CHIMP OUT now!

 

[SP 199]

Holy shit this is gay

 

[Lurkette]

Thanks for dedicating so much of your life to this site, though I'm guessing you really didn't have anything better to do.

 

[John Furrman]

Thank you Based @chimpburgers
In the name of OPL, ADF, and the Eternal Spirit of the Rat-King,
Amen