chimpburgers - What happened to him?

[Dumb Sergal]

I am currently reading the Greta/Nina/Trans Lifeline thread and I saw some links to the user chimpburgers, so naturally I investigated his user wall and I saw a bunch of posts on there saying they miss him as something bad happened to him.

Considering I joined back in June, can somebody fill me in on what happened to him?

 

[Sparky Lurker]

He left the forum as everyone else that leaves this forum because some weird thing called "real life" or whatever that is.

 

[Russian Civil War]

He left the forum as everyone else that leaves this forum because some weird thing called "real life" or whatever that is.

(((real life)))

 

[Super Collie]

@chimpburgers died in a tragic SRS accident. I don't know whether to say he or she will be missed.

 

[Cake Farts]

He ran off with @Karen Riley

 

[Cthulu]

@yawning sneasel raped and murdered him irl.

 

[skiddlez]

He has a fart fetish and wanted to sniff my farts but naturally I told him he couldn't take it I'm too rough for him, I had been eating nothing but rancid baked beans, but he insisted. I farted so hard I sharted a little and now I'm on the run for manslaughter.

 

[AJ 447]

tooter finally got him

 

[Y2K Baby]

Ice caps melted.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

Legend has it that he put on a Halloween wig and infiltrated the troon community where he still sends updates to Null hidden in cryptocurrency. The crypto subforum is actually a cover for relaying sensitive information without anyone noticing.

Wake up, cattle.

 

[MeatRokket08]

He was in a featured thread and then he committed sudoku

 

[9/11]

Could be closer than you think.

 

[BubbleButt]

Chimpburgers was working on that Zoe Quinn kickstarter, but actually got work done on it, so she accused him of harassment after stabbing him in the eye in an alley.

 

[A Hot Potato]

Literally who?

 

[whatever I feel like]

He ran off after I raped him like a baby.

Then I helped create Rick and Morty.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

He rage-quit when I stole all his tendies.

 

[bearycool]

This thread tears my heart apart

No matter how many times I shitpost on his wall, I know he will never return

 

[Raging Capybara]

I wanted to know what happened to @Patrick Buttman

"Patrick Buttman was last seen: Jan 20, 2017"

 

[IV 445]

This is better than most of the featured threads where it’s just trannies

Edit: just as I typed this they switched it over to some greasy weirdo nice

 

[Gordon Cole]

He died on the way back to his home planet.