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I normally don't like Hersheys Chocolate...but Hershey's Chocolate with Almonds is literally crack cocaine. For those that don't know, Butyric Acid is a major ingredient in Hershey Chocolate. Its what gives it that strange sour after taste and the VERY unusual (and too some people disgusting) scent to the chocolate bar. But with Almonds, the bitter of the nut and chocolate, combines with the sour of Butyric Acid , and the sweetness of the sugar to create something truly amazing.

Other then that, my big go to chocolate is Cote D'or Belgian chocolate. It tastes of heaven and murdered Africans. Would recommend.
 

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I don't like Hershey's at all, but nobody else I know of makes a Kit-Kat knockoff for a decent price. It's like I'm a fucking heroin addict, crying how much I hate the stuff I'm stabbing in my arm.

Milka is the best
Whenever I feel like being a fatass I get one of their family size mint Oreo bars and stick in the freezer for a day. It goes well with vodka.
 
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I don't like Hershey's at all, but nobody else I know of makes a Kit-Kat knockoff for a decent price. It's like I'm a fucking heroin addict, crying how much I hate the stuff I'm stabbing in my arm.



Whenever I feel like being a fatass I get one of their family size mint Oreo bars and stick in the freezer for a day. It goes well with vodka.
The giant oreo crunch bars they released in the US are so good
 
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I'm eating a Hershey's bar RN, it's been a long time since I've had good ol' cheapass chocolate. My family buys a lot of Tony's Chocolonely bars becasue they're bigass bars and pretty tasty. I can make a bar last a really long time becasue I usually only have a little piece or two after lunch and dinner. Though the bar doesn't have same-sized pieces:
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Their dark chocolate is one of the better ones I've tried, I'm pretty staunchly on team milk chocolate but I have eaten it out of desperation when there was no other options in the house. After a while I started to come around to it, but I still don't like it to be super dark.
 
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I'm eating a Hershey's bar RN, it's been a long time since I've had good ol' cheapass chocolate. My family buys a lot of Tony's Chocolonely bars because they're bigass bars and pretty tasty. I can make a bar last a really long time because I usually only have a little piece or two after lunch and dinner. Though the bar doesn't have same-sized pieces:
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Their dark chocolate is one of the better ones I've tried, I'm pretty staunchly on team milk chocolate but I have eaten it out of desperation when there was no other options in the house. After a while I started to come around to it, but I still don't like it to be super dark.
I've seen the Tony's Chocolonely bars at work and considered buying them. Thanks for the recommendation.
 

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When I went to america was shocked how bad Hersheys tastes, in fact none of the chocolate was good in the states that I tried, however doughnuts were pretty good far better than what we normally get here.
 
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I swear, the Cadbury candy chocolate eggs they put out on Easter are like crack cocaine. Really, can't go wrong with their brand of candy, as far as I'm aware.
 
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Surely we've all had the experience of being down to our last in the larder and it being much too late for shopping or being too lazy to do so. I've been in both these positions plenty and have subsequently eaten some rancid meals. Well desperate for something that tastes of anything I took a massive bite from a block of unsweetened baking chocolate.

Biggest and bitterest dietary blunder I've made was finishing this half-pound block.
 
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My ex once called me "the chocolate fiend." I'll eat pretty much any kind as long as there are no nuts. Milk > dark > white.

Not too picky about brands. Hershey and Nestlé are great, but Lindt/Lindor is my favorite. My mom got me addicted to their truffles.
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The dark version of those are amazing.

I'm going to have break it to everyone who mentioned white 'chocolate': that shit is an industrial waste product and unfit for humanity. It's also racist (probably).
 
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