Chris 2016 - PREDICTIONS, PROGNOSTICATIONS, DRINKING GAMES, AND BETS -

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Discuss.

 

[José Mourinho]

I hope he gets raped and murdered in prison.

 

[Null]

I hope he gets raped and murdered in prison.

I hope when he gets put in prison he gets put in like the manliest prison on earth because chris is a man and not a woman

 

[ActualKiwi]

I hope he gets raped and murdered in prison.

What about murdered and then they rape his corpse?

 

[SpessCaptain]

I bet that Chris will find another way to get money out of stupid weens gullible people.

 

[Bork Laser]

I hope Chris and ADF have their final showdown

 

[HG 400]

I hope a bunch of autistic spastics on the internet continue to obsess over every tiny thing he does throughout 2016.

 

[Clown Doll]

Chris will plant a black flag outside of Sega HQ and goes on a shooting spree with Barb's gun when she passes and Bob's clothes are auctioned into a group home.

 

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Chris will plant a black flag outside of Sega HQ and goes on a shooting spree with Barb's gun when she passes and Bob's clothes are auctioned into a group home.

Someone draw Chris in edgy black clothing like that nice skelemtin asian lady who was going to shoot up Canada, but like, draw him in Gamestop doing that pose with two guns like the frumpy asian home depot employee that shot up the virginia tech school.

 

[CWCissey]

Barb dies, and the Kiwi Farms will collapse because shit posters no longer have something to post when they're bored.

 

[AP 297]

It is discovered that Chris was actually a member of an improv comedy troop from Virginia called Thousand Cricket Uberland.

This whole thing had been a decade long trolling operation and all member involved finally admit they had us. Also it is revealed that the actor who played Bob was not dead and is living comfortably on the Outer Banks.

Also on discovery of this, ADF breaks down and starts going through a "Tomboy" phase despite getting the testicle surgery he wanted. ADF laments not having balls and begins trying to save up to get testicular implants.

 

[Gagamaru]

diy butt implants.

 

[GS 281]

Kengle is going to kill trashraider and take all of Bob's old clothes he has been hording. Kengle will then walk into the house and pretend to be Bob. Barb won't notice Bob was ever even gone and Chris would call him "Ghost Dad".

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

Chris will shit himself and do nothing

 

[CWICKQUARTER]

Chris will become more bald than he currently is, like an autistic trans Devin Townsend.

 

[Dr. Tremolo]

Chris takes a holiday in Argentina and digs up Hitler while wearing a denim skirt

 

[NegaCWC]

I believe that by the end of the year the whole business of Sonichu/Chris-related merchandise will be over, it doesn't seem viable enough to continue for so long plus Chris will probably do something to fuck it up. One of the pets currently owned by Chris will no longer be in his possession by the end of this year, though it's not unlikely that it will be replaced by another pet.

Should Chris go to the voting booth on November, he'll most likely vote for Hilary, both because she isn't a JERK (unlike whoever will be the Republican nominee) and due to her having a more LGBT-friendly stance than every potential Republican nominee. In the unlikely event Sanders or someone else becomes the Democratic nominee I still see Chris voting for him due to his pro-LGBT stance, although a Sanders/non-Hilary nomination also makes it more likely that Chris will just stay at home on election's day.

I also suspect that Chris will probably start another public scuffle again somehow. The boy can't keep himself out of trouble.

 

[KFC]

I feel like a few things will play into this year:

• Watermelon's breakdown (we haven't heard from him for a while, but i think he's coming back), to a lesser extent. Probably won't affect Chris directly, but we'll see.
• The Oestrogel Saga (not a really saga, just the sequence of events) will probably be a major player in at least the beginning of the year.
• Chris will start to decrease his focus on shopping (not only because of the LuLu suspension, but business has started to slow a little).

He'll probably just shit his pants, but I'm just speculating.

 

[Apocalypso]

Chris will break his annual sighing record.
Chris will gain weight.

 

[Plesioth]

I hope he makes more videos or at least get into vlogging. Reading his autistic ramblings is one thing but hearing them is quite the experience.