Chris and books -

[AtroposHeart]

I have heard he read goosebumps in school, but I want to know has he ever read anything recently?

If did what would he read?

 

[Henry Bemis]

Chris doesn't read anything, except for possibly for the dialogue/instructional blurbs in his video games, and even then, he's probably whizzes through them.

 

[Kosher Dill]

He read Pamela Anderson's autobiography, presumably in hopes of boosting morale in the navy.

 

[Horse Boots]

He read "To Kill a Mockingbird". It was about this girl that was living with her family during the Depression, and there was this guy that was nice enough to leave her gifts in the tree trunk.

 

[Henry Bemis]

He read "To Kill a Mockingbird". It was about this girl that was living with her family during the Depression, and there was this guy that was nice enough to leave her gifts in the tree trunk.

No no no, Mockingbird's with those two farm guys, George and Lennie.

 

[Horse Boots]

He read "To Kill a Mockingbird". It was about this girl that was living with her family during the Depression, and there was this guy that was nice enough to leave her gifts in the tree trunk.

No no no, Mockingbird's with those two farm guys, George and Lennie.

Oh, right. I'm sorry, I'm gettin' my stories mixed up.

 

[Tomboy]

Looks like he hasn't really read anything since the required readings from high school, like Of Mice and Men and To Kill a Mockingbird (which he hilariously mixed up trying to impress Matthew in the father call.)

Oh, and that How To Talk To Girls book, right?

 

[José Mourinho]

Most probably game manuals for now.

 

[CatParty]

I really hope he reads these forums

 

[Tomboy]

I really hope he reads these forums

He's stalked the forum in the past. Makes me wonder if he's seen the past two forums on forumer go down and think it was a victory against the trolls.

 

[Horse Boots]

I really hope he reads these forums

He's stalked the forum in the past. Makes me wonder if he's seen the past two forums on forumer go down and think it was a victory against the trolls.

I feel like if he did think that, we would have heard about it from him on Facebook or something

 

[Golly]

Well Chris is quite the book gourmand. He read Goosebumps like a mofo. That is some high grade literature.

 

[Niachu]

He probably has some Family Guy joke books or something.

 

[pickleniggo]

The sheer act of opening a book is enough make him stress-sigh.

 

[NIA-DOA]

I would love to see Chris try to read Jame's Portrait of a Lady.

 

[captkrisma]

I bet Chris has read 50 Shades of Grey after hearing about it's popularity with women.

 

[JULAY]

Chris would definitely read this:

 

[pixydesu]

I think nowadays he only reads anything sex related.

 

[Slowboat to China]

I bet Chris has read 50 Shades of Grey after hearing about it's popularity with women.

From your lips to God's ears! I'd love to see what would happen if Chris read 50 Shades of Grey. After all, the 'hero' (I use the term loosely) is named Christian. Or would he prefer to be the submissive, deflowered virgin type? And would he try to apply the book's example to his life? Because if he did, I can see another arrest in his future.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

I bet Chris has read 50 Shades of Grey after hearing about it's popularity with women.

From your lips to God's ears! I'd love to see what would happen if Chris read 50 Shades of Grey. After all, the 'hero' (I use the term loosely) is named Christian. Or would he prefer to be the submissive, deflowered virgin type? And would he try to apply the book's example to his life? Because if he did, I can see another arrest in his future.

I could have sworn something came out about him reading 50 Shades of Grey. Like a Facebook post or something.