Chris and Going Outside -

[Fuzzy Wuzzy]

I saw this video and I feel like I need to go outside more. However, the extreme heat, at the moment, where I'm at may harm me since I often get nosebleeds from very hot weather. Sure I go to gym and exercise at home but I still think I'm lazy. After watching this video, I sometimes wonder if Chris has osteoporosis considering his diet and lifestyle. I sometimes feel baffled that he made it through 31 years of his life like this so far. At this rate, I don't think he'll make it past 40 and if he hits 40, he's going to be experiencing a lot of health problems left and right but he'll blame them on the trolls. I don't know if this video is going to get Chris off his ass to change his life but I doubt even a video like this would do much in his life. Do you think he still has any hope with his health or is he pretty much done? What do you guys think?

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[Pikonic]

Barb won't let him go outside
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[Fuzzy Wuzzy]

Barb won't let him go outside
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Nuts! I forgot to mention Barb too! I still wonder how Barb is still living through like a slob. She doesn't move around enough unless you count going to Goodwill as walking exercise for her. But then its also like asking Chris how does he get to play his vidya so much without having carpel tunnel syndrome unless if playing vidya is excercise for his hands. I'll let you and the others be the judge on this.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Brother, that is why one of the demandments of Hulkamania is to eat your vitamins. There are a lot of Hulkamaniacs that live in cold climates and cannot always make it outside. The Hulkster advocates training outside when one can, but it is not always possible.

Chris only goes outside to sperg around town or to go to Mcdonalds. He doesn't go outside to train or to buy more vitamins. Chris likely has terrible health side effects from his lack of vitamins and minerals, due to his poor diet and lack of activity. That is why Chris is not a Hulkamaniac, man.

 

[Sakamoto]

He used to at least go to Fridays After Five and dance like a tard. That was actually some healthy activity that he enjoyed, or at least thought would attract a sweetheart, either way, he willingly went outside and did something!! Barb has taken even that from him. Probably his only outdoor time these days is walking across the Walmart parking lot from his car.

 

[HealthyMcWrap]

I like to Imagine that Chris is Rapunzel from Tangled, and Barb is the evil stepmother.

 

[CalmMyTits]

I like to Imagine that Chris is Rapunzel from Tangled, and Barb is the evil stepmother.

At least Rapunzel had a wide variety of activities to keep her productive, and her artwork was pretty nice.

Can you imagine if Chris had long hair like Rapunzel? it'd be all gross and leave behind a trail of grease wherever he dragged it.

 

[Pikonic]

I like to Imagine that Chris is Rapunzel from Tangled, and Barb is the evil stepmother.

I smell Disney movie!! Contacting Robin Williams as the voice of Kitty and Roger Ashton-Griffiths as Chris right now.

 

[potrzebie]

I like to Imagine that Chris is Rapunzel from Tangled, and Barb is the evil stepmother.

I smell Disney movie!! Contacting Robin Williams as the voice of Kitty and Roger Ashton-Griffiths as Chris right now.

Can't we have Robin Williams as Chris? "The pickle-man tricked me again! o-ho!"

 

[Pikonic]

I like to Imagine that Chris is Rapunzel from Tangled, and Barb is the evil stepmother.

I smell Disney movie!! Contacting Robin Williams as the voice of Kitty and Roger Ashton-Griffiths as Chris right now.

Can't we have Robin Williams as Chris? "The pickle-man tricked me again! o-ho!"

Fuck it. Robin Williams can play ALL DA ROLES!

 

[The Dude]

ARGH! Natural light! Get it off me! GET IT OFF ME!!

 

[Kosher Dill]

ARGH! Natural light! Get it off me! GET IT OFF ME!!

When would he ever see natural light? His high school friends have been breaking his biological clock by not banging him for the past greater than ten years, so he's probably nocturnal. And I'm sure the hoard blocks all the windows by now.

 

[snowkitten91]

I like to Imagine that Chris is Rapunzel from Tangled, and Barb is the evil stepmother.

Momma knows beeeeeees- *crashes into slumber*

Anyway, back on topic, I think that even if Chris had the chance to go outside more nowadays he wouldn't do that much besides sitting at any indoor given place and loiter for hours on end but, then again, that's practically what he has been doing over the past greater than a decade so, no, as long as he keeps on being the human incarnation of the sins of sloth and gluttony and refuses to adopt a healthier lifestyle, even the chance of leaving 14 BC more frequently won't be able to save him from a sooner-than-expected visit from that ]P of the Grim Reaper.

 

[Bridechu]

Chris doesn't really have a reason to go outside. All of his stuff is in his room and done sitting down. He probably never even played in his yard as a kid because it was dirty and gross and he needed more than a few toys to play because his imagination is pretty shitty.

I love living in a city and generally hate natural sunlight for more than fifteen minutes at a time (curse my near albino skin; I do take a Vitamin D supplement, like most Canadians should), but on the rare chance I reproduce I think I'd have to raise them in the country. My favourite past time as a child was being tossed out after breakfast with a pocket knife and going exploring. I see all the obese kids today sitting in strollers at age seven and glued to their iPads and it depresses the shit out of me.

 

[Bumbling Hedgehog]

"The light, it burns!"

 

[Lefty's Revenge]

Its very hard to get to a point where you're completely hopeless. At least in Chris' case it is. No doubt Chris has done some irreversible damage to himself. He's easily shaved a good 10-20 years off of his life. Remember that picture of him without his shirt? His arms were really puny but he still was fat, I actually had never seen anything like that. Chris' muscles have probably seriously atrophied since then. But if he were to turn it around today or tomorrow he could live a half way decent life. It would be extremely hard and you know how Chris feels about hard work but he could turn it around an live for at least another 20-30.

 

[MrTroll]

I like to Imagine that Chris is Rapunzel from Tangled, and Barb is the evil stepmother.

Can you imagine if Chris had long hair like Rapunzel? it'd be all gross and leave behind a trail of grease wherever he dragged it.

That doesn't already happen?

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

I like to Imagine that Chris is Rapunzel from Tangled, and Barb is the evil stepmother.

Can you imagine if Chris had long hair like Rapunzel? it'd be all gross and leave behind a trail of grease wherever he dragged it.

That doesn't already happen?

Hah! Chris, the human slug. Shrivels into nothingness when exposed to .

 

[IanBrannanSOMETHING]

Chris doesn't really have a reason to go outside. All of his stuff is in his room and done sitting down.

Hey now, he did stand to play gi-tar!

Can't we have Robin Williams as Chris? "The pickle-man tricked me again! o-ho!"

Fuck it. Robin Williams can play ALL DA ROLES!

Chris would be down with this since there was a Family Guy episode where everyone except Peter turned into Robin Williams.

 

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