Chris and his knowledge of magic(k) -

[AtroposHeart]

Despite calling himself a Christian, Chris-Chan has always shown an interest in magic(k) and such from his curses to blessing. In a linked e-mail he says that he believes in magic(k) and Jesus. Now being a Christian witch is actually possible. Since witchcraft is just the belief you can manipulate nature and using that to your advantage. I just wonder how far as he gone with that.

Has he looked up Wiccan spellbooks online and tried love attraction spells? We have seen him use dog piss as a form of divination. However, I personally don't think he knows much about magic(k) at all because he uses lego dolls for hoodoo. He more than likely doesn't know the difference between Voodoo and Hoodoo.

I am just curious to how much he would try to get into this and actually learn?

 

[Kosher Dill]

I think that depends entirely on how far those china-bearing trolls were able to lead him down the Left-Hand Path.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Chris has never looked up or researched anything. He believes in magic because he sees people cast spells on TV and in video games, and he wishes he could do it, therefore its true.

Someone should really tell him that the reason GodJesus cursed him to the torturous life he lives is because He was offended at Chris trying to practice supernatural magic, which is a grave sin.

 

[Pikonic]

Chris has never looked up or researched anything. He believes in magic because he sees people cast spells on TV and in video games, and he wishes he could do it, therefore its true.

Someone should really tell him that the reason GodJesus cursed him to the torturous life he lives is because He was offended at Chris trying to practice supernatural magic, which is a grave sin.

I AM A CHRISTIAN! I AM A BAPTIZED PRACTICING METHODIST!

 

[A-№1]

I am just curious to how much he would try to get into this and actually learn?

Learn? Chris? Seriously? Chris can't even be bothered to learn proper spelling for words like "ancient" and "senior" even when using a computer with a built in spell checker.

He just misappropriates stuff from easy to access children's cartoons etc., uses it to make up his own crazy as he goes along, and then insists his "special" version is correct and true. Example: granting and then revoking "Sailor Moon Powers".

 

[exball]

Chris believes his autism causes his Magik.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Of course he practices magic (in his case, obviously, the curse-ye-hameha crap) but the point is he is harnessing energy through means - energy only each individual could chose to use for good or evil to purposely hurt fellow humans. Whether it was actually effective is meaningless, Chris still harnessed evil energy.

This is all proven by his appearance today. I'm into conspiracy theories and have recently read similar stories.

 

[DJAndyMD]

Chris has never looked up or researched anything. He believes in magic because he sees people cast spells on TV and in video games, and he wishes he could do it, therefore its true.

Someone should really tell him that the reason GodJesus cursed him to the torturous life he lives is because He was offended at Chris trying to practice supernatural magic, which is a grave sin.

I AM A CHRISTIAN! I AM A BAPTIZED PRACTICING METHODIST!

As a Methodist, Chris is not really practicing it right.

 

[Sakamoto]

If it involves any reading, Chris hasn't researched it.

Chris remembers what he wants and disregards the rest, so, for example, his stop light chant that he does to make a red traffic light turn green: occasionally he's going to be there at the right time for the light to change when he starts the chant. This is "proof" that the spell works (at least sometimes, and that's good enough for him to keep doing it).

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Chris will see something he likes, assume he's a master of it, and then just tard around like usual.

 

[LordCustos3]

Here's a thought that has probably never crossed Chris's tiny little mind.....

"Every time I hurl a Curse on someone, I'm hurling my 'energy' at them. My personal energy. I use up my energy and get weaker and more prone to failure; while they get stronger and more successful. I must stop giving away pieces of my soul like that, lest I drain myself dry."

 

[Dork Of Ages]

I have a friend that recently got into Wiccan stuff, I might ask him how stupid is Chris's view of magic(k) and post it here.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

I AM A CHRISTIAN! I AM A BAPTIZED PRACTICING METHODIST!

Chris has never "practiced" anything in his life.

Here's a thought that has probably never crossed Chris's tiny little mind.....

"Every time I hurl a Curse on someone, I'm hurling my 'energy' at them. My personal energy. I use up my energy and get weaker and more prone to failure; while they get stronger and more successful. I must stop giving away pieces of my soul like that, lest I drain myself dry."

That would explain why his curses never work. Chris's personal energy can't be very strong, since he so often

 

[butt in trouble]

His "curses" are just a way for him to feel like he's had the final word in the many petty disagreements he's had with people. This is the best argument against A-logs who think Chris is dangerous. Chris is too much of a coward to directly do anything and he knows it but his ego has invented a way for him to come out "victorious" by just by "cursin' ya'll with bad luck an misfortune."

 

[BillRiley]

It's hard to say just how much faith Our Autistic Manbaby puts in his supernatural/psychic powers. I used to have a hard time believing Chris-­Chan took his 'curse shots' seriously, but then, I also used to have a hard time believing Chris actually thought he was talking to Sonichu until ABL Call #2. As Marvin has said - it's dangerous to underestimate just how fucked up Chris really is.

His "curses" are just a way for him to feel like he's had the final word in the many petty disagreements he's had with people. This is the best argument against A-logs who think Chris is dangerous. Chris is too much of a coward to directly do anything and he knows it but his ego has invented a way for him to come out "victorious" by just by "cursin' ya'll with bad luck an misfortune."

No doubt that's a large part of it. Somewhere in that muddled noodle of his, I think Chris knows he'd get his clock cleaned by a cranky 6-year-old girl. Probably he picked up the curse thing from Borb. At least, that's the earliest indication of it I've been able to find:

I got SUSPENDED FROM PVCC by the Board, and I have that Meddling XXXXX to thank for this as well. I am SUPER ANGRY! >8( My Dad is blood-thirsty for revenge as well. He’s going to write to US PRESIDENT, George W. Bush Jr., and Laura Bush, to help me get allowed back to PVCC. WE ALL CURSE DEATH upon that XXXXX, Mary Lee Walsh! >8(
16 September, 2004

 

[BALLZ-BROKEN]

Here's a thought that has probably never crossed Chris's tiny little mind.....

"Every time I hurl a Curse on someone, I'm hurling my 'energy' at them. My personal energy. I use up my energy and get weaker and more prone to failure; while they get stronger and more successful. I must stop giving away pieces of my soul like that, lest I drain myself dry."

Chris would recycle his soul energy.

 

[LordCustos3]

That would explain why his curses never work. Chris's personal energy can't be very strong, since he so often

In a way, his dearth of energy is actually in his favor.
As I hypothesized back in the Yuku days....
Considering how much "energy" he devoted to Sonichu, he'd have died mysteriously after being killed by the Tulpa's and Thoughtforms he was creating.

 

[A-№1]

As a Methodist, Chris is not really practicing it right.

There's a madness to his Methodism.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Here's a thought that has probably never crossed Chris's tiny little mind.....

"Every time I hurl a Curse on someone, I'm hurling my 'energy' at them. My personal energy. I use up my energy and get weaker and more prone to failure; while they get stronger and more successful. I must stop giving away pieces of my soul like that, lest I drain myself dry."

Chris would recycle his soul energy.

"Mmm yeah. I just uh... I just... I just touch da Megatron der and he... my... he gets... he gives me back my powers again."

You can't argue with Tard Logic.

 

[RP 520]

I AM A CHRISTIAN! I AM A BAPTIZED PRACTICING METHODIST!

Someone should tell Chris that entering the doors of a church does not mean you're baptized or practicing a religion.