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pickleniggo said:
Aren't his neighbors the Hammers, as seen in Chris + Sarah's Life Shares?

Only in Chrisland is "Here's my life story featuring you and we're all drawn as my spergy fancharacters original creations that you totally know and care about just as much as I do" a birthday present.
 

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Aren't his neighbors the Hammers, as seen in Chris + Sarah's Life Shares?

No, I was under the impression that they were neighbors in Chesterfield - not Ruckersville.

I could be wrong, as the Hammers live in Ruckersville...
 

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Ruckersvillian said:
Aren't his neighbors the Hammers, as seen in Chris + Sarah's Life Shares?

No, I was under the impression that they were neighbors in Chesterfield - not Ruckersville.

I could be wrong, as the Hammers live in Ruckersville...

I'm going by the fact that there's a picture of Chris and Sarah in his backyard before everything at 14 Branchland started decaying.
 

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If the Hammers were nearby neighbors, it doesn't seem like they are at the moment (unless they are renting one of the homes nearby).

Much of Ruckersville is a sleepy place that many folks moved to, in order to retire, but still remain within driving distance of hospitals, shopping centers, their old friends, or the Military Exchange. There are a fair number of Graybeards (Korean War vets) in the county, which might have been part of the motivation for Bob to live there. Bob seemed like a lockin during his final years, though, so maybe he didn't have any buddies around. Most of the owners immediately around Chris are in their 50s. Considering the neighborhood, I suspect most folks just keep to themselves. The Chandler home is tucked way back in their subdivision, so only six or so households have to see the Chandler home from their own homes or driving in/out of the subdivision, making them stand out less. There are also random pockets of trashyness - unkempt yards with cars and garbage piling up - about the county, so 14BC seems even less out of place.
 

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GFYS said:
Much of Ruckersville is a sleepy place that many folks moved to, in order to retire, but still remain within driving distance of hospitals, shopping centers, their old friends, or the Military Exchange. There are a fair number of Graybeards (Korean War vets) in the county, which might have been part of the motivation for Bob to live there. Bob seemed like a lockin during his final years, though, so maybe he didn't have any buddies around.

It's quite possible that if Bob had friends in that area they might have died years before him. It tends to happen when you get as old as him.

So remember, make sure your friends are all 5 years younger then you or else you too could find yourself alone with a snorlax and a moron adult child in your twilight years. :twisted:
 

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CatParty said:
pickleniggo said:
Aren't his neighbors the Hammers, as seen in Chris + Sarah's Life Shares?



Yeah his neighbors already tried to get rid of him by feeding him poisonous honeysuckle.
Honeysuckle isn't poisonous, I've eaten it before and I'm still kickin' (you suck out the nectar and pretend you're a hummingbird) Unless Chris tried to eat a different flower and he just thought it was honeysuckle.
 

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revengeofphil said:
CatParty said:
pickleniggo said:
Aren't his neighbors the Hammers, as seen in Chris + Sarah's Life Shares?



Yeah his neighbors already tried to get rid of him by feeding him poisonous honeysuckle.
Honeysuckle isn't poisonous, I've eaten it before and I'm still kickin' (you suck out the nectar and pretend you're a hummingbird) Unless Chris tried to eat a different flower and he just thought it was honeysuckle.

The berries are. Kids are dumb and sometimes think you can eat the whole thing.

Or they're Sarah Hammer and trick dumber kids into eating them.
 

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i guess she was trying to make sure her "casper lives in the crawlspace under our house" story came true.
 

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rocket said:
revengeofphil said:
Honeysuckle isn't poisonous, I've eaten it before and I'm still kickin' (you suck out the nectar and pretend you're a hummingbird) Unless Chris tried to eat a different flower and he just thought it was honeysuckle.

The berries are. Kids are dumb and sometimes think you can eat the whole thing.

Or they're Sarah Hammer and trick dumber kids into eating them.
Well their parents told them the entire thing is dangerous judging by what Chris recalls. Could be that parents just tell their kids the entire thing is dangerous so they won't go near it ever.

I suspect that Sarah never wanted anything to do with Chris, but her parents made her play with him because of da autism. Thus she had to be nice and always let him tag along even though Chris probably never wanted to do anything Sarah and her friends wanted to do.

And then when he returned to Ruckersville after high school Sarah seemed to personally feel obligated to kinda-sorta hang out with him every so often. As for the Life Shares, if she didn't toss it straight in the trash she probably had a laugh over it with Wes. And then tossed it in the trash.
 

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revengeofphil said:
Honeysuckle isn't poisonous, I've eaten it before and I'm still kickin' (you suck out the nectar and pretend you're a hummingbird) Unless Chris tried to eat a different flower and he just thought it was honeysuckle.
Some variants of honeysuckle have edible berries, but most common variants have mildly toxic berries that cause abdominal cramps and diarrhea. Maybe Chris craps his briefs because Sarah made him eat so many honeysuckle berries that he still hasn't got over them yet. :tomgirl:
 

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Given how annoying Chris was as a child (the screaming, for one) I can't blame Sarah for playing these tricks on him. My parents taught me to be nice to everyone, but if a kid started hitting me or was being mean to me, I had license to do the same thing back to them. If I told my parents that a kid hit me first or was being a jerk, I usually was not punished for getting in a fight with them. I can only imagine what it was like having Chris tag along after Sarah and her friends or whatever.
 

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CalmMyTits said:
Given how annoying Chris was as a child (the screaming, for one) I can't blame Sarah for playing these tricks on him. My parents taught me to be nice to everyone, but if a kid started hitting me or was being mean to me, I had license to do the same thing back to them. If I told my parents that a kid hit me first or was being a jerk, I usually was not punished for getting in a fight with them. I can only imagine what it was like having Chris tag along after Sarah and her friends or whatever.
Most definitely. Chris was probably a lot like the snot-nosed kids who would stand next to me and whine "can I play? can I play? can I play? I'm telling the manager. can I play? can I play?" the entire time during my turn with the N64 demo at Wal*Mart.
 

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CalmMyTits said:
Given how annoying Chris was as a child (the screaming, for one) I can't blame Sarah for playing these tricks on him. My parents taught me to be nice to everyone, but if a kid started hitting me or was being mean to me, I had license to do the same thing back to them. If I told my parents that a kid hit me first or was being a jerk, I usually was not punished for getting in a fight with them. I can only imagine what it was like having Chris tag along after Sarah and her friends or whatever.


and imagine them maturing and him not. all the way up to his doodles now being referred to as "comics" and said "comics" being forced upon her in a last ditch effort to guilt her into breaking off her engagement.
 

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revengeofphil said:
Marvin says that all of his neighbors are elderly shut ins like Barb and that Chris is the youngest person there.
if that's true, welp, so much for that attraction yard sign in front of the house (:_(
 

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I also realize that with Chris' spoiled attitude, he was most likely a selfish shit with his toys. Kids coming over to his house probably had to watch him play vidya or Legos without actually playing with him. I remember one kid I played with when I was little, I went over to her house and she played vidya and would not let me have a turn. But then her family was rich and all the kids (four of them) were spoiled. And Chris hogged the vidya when he brought it over to the Game Place, or something like that, didn't Mimms mention this?
 

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Oh thanks for keeping this thread going, I expected my thread to be a two comment thread and then end.

I personally love Honeysuckle and I was taught not to eat any suspicious things anywhere, especially out in the wild. My dad works with disabled people, many of which have autism, and they are still able to work. If they can't handle their position they are usually moved to an easier position. I'm always nice to disabled people because they can't help having problems.

I understand what you all mean by Chris's neighborhood being a kind of "retirement community". That's quite reasonable in my opinion as my grandma lived in that kind of area because access to stores was easy. If Chris didn't live with his parents then all would be normal in that neighborhood. I was wondering what it would be like watching a kid grow up until he was a man and still living in your view.
 

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Big Bob Pataki said:
revengeofphil said:
Marvin says that all of his neighbors are elderly shut ins like Barb and that Chris is the youngest person there.
if that's true, welp, so much for that attraction yard sign in front of the house (:_(

What if one of those elderly shut-ins saw the attraction yard sign, and WASN'T repulsed by it.
 

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CalmMyTits said:
I also realize that with Chris' spoiled attitude, he was most likely a selfish shit with his toys. Kids coming over to his house probably had to watch him play vidya or Legos without actually playing with him. I remember one kid I played with when I was little, I went over to her house and she played vidya and would not let me have a turn. But then her family was rich and all the kids (four of them) were spoiled. And Chris hogged the vidya when he brought it over to the Game Place, or something like that, didn't Mimms mention this?

Apparently he insisted on setting up the Smash brothers matches exactly as he wanted them and insisting he was always one of the players. Seems you play Chris' way or not at all.

If I remember correctly though, Lucas and Mimms regarded these events as one of the more humanising ones with their experiences with Chris. A Wii's a great social tool because it's fun and easy to play so tbh it was pretty decent of Chris to bring it round so folks could have a shot. But as usual, Chris took it too far and took it as an open invitation to use the Snyders TV as he saw fit.
 

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shoopdawoop6 said:
I'm sorry this is a bit off topic but, is this person a troll or for-real? http://youtu.be/qDnN0blChhw
I was trying to decide if Chris has any real fans/friends besides the lesbian mormon
Well, he's got 12 friends on his facebook. Some of them probably aren't his friends, but I'm iffy on a few of them. And of course, one of them is our spy. The person in this video is pretty obviously a troll. The only fan Chris had that we know about is sonichuiscool. And maybe Kenneth Engelhardt.
 
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