pickleniggo said:Aren't his neighbors the Hammers, as seen in Chris + Sarah's Life Shares?
Only in Chrisland is "Here's my life story featuring you and we're all drawn as my spergy
pickleniggo said:Aren't his neighbors the Hammers, as seen in Chris + Sarah's Life Shares?
Aren't his neighbors the Hammers, as seen in Chris + Sarah's Life Shares?
Ruckersvillian said:Aren't his neighbors the Hammers, as seen in Chris + Sarah's Life Shares?
No, I was under the impression that they were neighbors in Chesterfield - not Ruckersville.
I could be wrong, as the Hammers live in Ruckersville...
GFYS said:Much of Ruckersville is a sleepy place that many folks moved to, in order to retire, but still remain within driving distance of hospitals, shopping centers, their old friends, or the Military Exchange. There are a fair number of Graybeards (Korean War vets) in the county, which might have been part of the motivation for Bob to live there. Bob seemed like a lockin during his final years, though, so maybe he didn't have any buddies around.
Honeysuckle isn't poisonous, I've eaten it before and I'm still kickin' (you suck out the nectar and pretend you're a hummingbird) Unless Chris tried to eat a different flower and he just thought it was honeysuckle.CatParty said:pickleniggo said:Aren't his neighbors the Hammers, as seen in Chris + Sarah's Life Shares?
Yeah his neighbors already tried to get rid of him by feeding him poisonous honeysuckle.
revengeofphil said:Honeysuckle isn't poisonous, I've eaten it before and I'm still kickin' (you suck out the nectar and pretend you're a hummingbird) Unless Chris tried to eat a different flower and he just thought it was honeysuckle.CatParty said:pickleniggo said:Aren't his neighbors the Hammers, as seen in Chris + Sarah's Life Shares?
Yeah his neighbors already tried to get rid of him by feeding him poisonous honeysuckle.
Well their parents told them the entire thing is dangerous judging by what Chris recalls. Could be that parents just tell their kids the entire thing is dangerous so they won't go near it ever.rocket said:revengeofphil said:Honeysuckle isn't poisonous, I've eaten it before and I'm still kickin' (you suck out the nectar and pretend you're a hummingbird) Unless Chris tried to eat a different flower and he just thought it was honeysuckle.
The berries are. Kids are dumb and sometimes think you can eat the whole thing.
Or they're Sarah Hammer and trick dumber kids into eating them.
Some variants of honeysuckle have edible berries, but most common variants have mildly toxic berries that cause abdominal cramps and diarrhea. Maybe Chris craps his briefs because Sarah made him eat so many honeysuckle berries that he still hasn't got over them yet.revengeofphil said:Honeysuckle isn't poisonous, I've eaten it before and I'm still kickin' (you suck out the nectar and pretend you're a hummingbird) Unless Chris tried to eat a different flower and he just thought it was honeysuckle.
Most definitely. Chris was probably a lot like the snot-nosed kids who would stand next to me and whine "can I play? can I play? can I play? I'm telling the manager. can I play? can I play?" the entire time during my turn with the N64 demo at Wal*Mart.CalmMyTits said:Given how annoying Chris was as a child (the screaming, for one) I can't blame Sarah for playing these tricks on him. My parents taught me to be nice to everyone, but if a kid started hitting me or was being mean to me, I had license to do the same thing back to them. If I told my parents that a kid hit me first or was being a jerk, I usually was not punished for getting in a fight with them. I can only imagine what it was like having Chris tag along after Sarah and her friends or whatever.
CalmMyTits said:Given how annoying Chris was as a child (the screaming, for one) I can't blame Sarah for playing these tricks on him. My parents taught me to be nice to everyone, but if a kid started hitting me or was being mean to me, I had license to do the same thing back to them. If I told my parents that a kid hit me first or was being a jerk, I usually was not punished for getting in a fight with them. I can only imagine what it was like having Chris tag along after Sarah and her friends or whatever.
if that's true, welp, so much for that attraction yard sign in front of the houserevengeofphil said:Marvin says that all of his neighbors are elderly shut ins like Barb and that Chris is the youngest person there.
Big Bob Pataki said:if that's true, welp, so much for that attraction yard sign in front of the houserevengeofphil said:Marvin says that all of his neighbors are elderly shut ins like Barb and that Chris is the youngest person there.![]()
CalmMyTits said:I also realize that with Chris' spoiled attitude, he was most likely a selfish shit with his toys. Kids coming over to his house probably had to watch him play vidya or Legos without actually playing with him. I remember one kid I played with when I was little, I went over to her house and she played vidya and would not let me have a turn. But then her family was rich and all the kids (four of them) were spoiled. And Chris hogged the vidya when he brought it over to the Game Place, or something like that, didn't Mimms mention this?
Well, he's got 12 friends on his facebook. Some of them probably aren't his friends, but I'm iffy on a few of them. And of course, one of them is our spy. The person in this video is pretty obviously a troll. The only fan Chris had that we know about is sonichuiscool. And maybe Kenneth Engelhardt.shoopdawoop6 said:I'm sorry this is a bit off topic but, is this person a troll or for-real? http://youtu.be/qDnN0blChhw
I was trying to decide if Chris has any real fans/friends besides the lesbian mormon