Chris and his Neighbors -

[RagtimeRoastBeefy]

my family in the suburbs got nasty letters from an anonnymous neighbor every time something slightly was off on our house. We got called hillbillies in a letter for leaving the garbage cans out one day, and assholes for having a van that was broken down out in the street until we could get it running.

And you didn't start getting gaudy lawn ornaments? "Lady weeding the garden with polkadot underwear" signs, lawn gnomes, and those plastic spinning sunflowers are easy ways to annoy nieghbors who like to leave notes.

that neighborhood was weird, our next door neighbors on the day we moved in threatened to sue us because one of our cats during the frenzy of the move in, ran out the door and pooped in their garage. They told us if we didn't get rid of all of our cats they were going to sue us for property damage lol. Which would have been wonderful to see them prove how cat poo damaged an unfinished cement garage floor.

We never really did anything crazy past leaving our cans out one extra day. lawn was always neat and the house was in fine shape. my dad still mows the lawn regularily(and now he has about 2 acres to mow). we eventually moved out of there, that town was terrible like that. as we were moving we of course got more hate mail. eventually the guy who sent my family and several neighbors' family hate mail made the grave mistake of signing up for girl scout cookies. when the girl scouts came to our door my dad promptly looked at the signatures on the sheet and quickly matched the handwriting. the next day he went over to their house and told the guy his next letter better be written on toilet paper, cause it's going up his ass.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

It's probably best, if you're concerned about results, to work with Chris' craziness instead of trying to oppose it constantly.

At best, this is what Anna's thinking when she decides to let slide his hateful and inflammatory attacks on innocent people and just go "way to go Christian!"

But I'm not sure Anna is that smart.

 

[Stratochu]

The most likely outcome of the house thing is either that it will burn down within the next few years, that it will get destroyed in one of the next East Coast superstorms, or CWC will lose it in probate court and end up living in the Aerostar or the Cadillac with most of his toys and games crammed in there. It would make sense to me that one of the running Chandler cars would be titled to Chris-chan at this stage of the game, and it is most likely the Aerostar considering its condition and low value.

 

[shoopdawoop6]

Yes I'm probably one of those sad souls who has high hopes for chris-chan's safety and recovery from his Man-child ways. I don't think we are going anywhere, though... I just need to wake up and give up because nothing is changing lol