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Jackolantern
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He's said he was applying for stuff like Target and Toys r Us but it's Chris so dunno of he actually did anything.
Duckmongler
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jaijai said:
Chris was instructed by Bob not to get a job so he could keep his
forever. Add to that the manchild's genuine laziness, and Chris probably has never applied for any job. Ever.Those were probably lies in order to hide his laziness from other people. As in the call with Kacey's father.Jackolantern said:
He's never going to apply for a job as long as the tugboat is still pulling into port every month. At this point even if he lost that I doubt he'd actually try and look for work. He's been not working for so long he probably feels he shouldn't have to even in an extreme case.
Good news for him is that he looks like he'll never lose the .
Good news for him is that he looks like he'll never lose the
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Sonic
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I think he's gotten to the point where he doesn't even bother with getting a job because it takes up to much time that be spent on video games. Bob also convinced him he'd make more with his then getting a job.
Plus any man who's idea of a hard days work is doing dishes is probably not going to do to well in an actual job.
then getting a job. Plus any man who's idea of a hard days work is doing dishes is probably not going to do to well in an actual job.
If he tried, or maybe worked with an agency that helped "special people", he could probably get an easy repetitive job that he could so. But while he is capable of getting a job, he just doesn't want to get one. "Because of trolls" has become his mantra. He's convinced himself that he couldn't get a job because of goggle results and the trolls, it's a good excuse.
He gets money from the tugboat and that's enough. He might bitch about not having more extra money to spend, but in the end he prefers that from actually having to do physical labor.
He gets money from the tugboat and that's enough. He might bitch about not having more extra money to spend, but in the end he prefers that from actually having to do physical labor.
no never ever ever ever. he will never have a job again. there is no job he can do without being fired almost immediately.
this has been discussed many times before. viewtopic.php?f=8&t=204
he is on the tugboat for a reason.
this has been discussed many times before. viewtopic.php?f=8&t=204
he is on the tugboat for a reason.
I can't even imagine anyone hiring him if he did try. He's been out of the loop for well over 10 years now. And instead of accruing work experience in any capacity, he's managed to fall into the negatives below zero work experience. Look past all of his bullshit filler on his resume and all you've got is a 32-year-old man who spent several years on a certificate meant to accompany a degree, worked at Wendy's for hardly a full month back when Aaron Carter and N*Sync were still relevant and a list of useless references who will certainly have nothing good to say if they even remember him at all.
Temp agencies won't even touch Chris. "[He wasn't] even good enough for Wendy's!"
Temp agencies won't even touch Chris. "[He wasn't] even good enough for Wendy's!"
when i first saw this video
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i almost lost it when he promised that he would get "an office job." nevermind that he never specified what kind of office job, can you imagine him working in an office of any kind? he'd probably try to turn it into his own fucked up version of "the office" and more than likely get fired
in other words, no, he ain't gettin' a job, not this high-functioning autistic.
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i almost lost it when he promised that he would get "an office job." nevermind that he never specified what kind of office job, can you imagine him working in an office of any kind? he'd probably try to turn it into his own fucked up version of "the office" and more than likely get fired
in other words, no, he ain't gettin' a job, not this high-functioning autistic.
The job market looks for people who actually work, not autistic semi-trannies that do nothing but play vidya and 
all day.
He could have gotten a chance after he finished college, but even if Bob didn't get him a , Chris would probably get lazy and sleep all day like in his high school days.
all day.He could have gotten a chance after he finished college, but even if Bob didn't get him a
, Chris would probably get lazy and sleep all day like in his high school days.
It's the same dilemma faced by any country that runs some sort of benefits system for the unemployed; Why bother looking when you get paid for doing nothing?
There's also the fact that the amount of effort required by an employer to make Chris into anything worthwhile simply isn't worth the time or money.
Yeah, it's annoying that he gets free money to waste on Lego building projects, but at least it keeps him out of trouble (most of the time) I find my working day stressful enough without having a colleague like Chris.
There's also the fact that the amount of effort required by an employer to make Chris into anything worthwhile simply isn't worth the time or money.
Yeah, it's annoying that he gets free money to waste on Lego building projects, but at least it keeps him out of trouble (most of the time) I find my working day stressful enough without having a colleague like Chris.
I always found it amusing that Chris views himself as marriage material even though he had been employed for 2 months hours entire life., but that is another story. The problem is in this day and age most employers who look at Chris will immediately turn him down due to his lack of employment his entire life. Even if he dogs get a job, the chances of him keeping it are as slim as him finding a sweetheart.
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I know for a fact they do in Pennsylvania. The school I went to was highly regarded for its OSD program. I saw commercials for the linked organization below all the time.
http://www.worksforme-pa.org
CatParty said:
Chris would get fired from any job...
Chris could work on Amazon's Mechanical Turk. It's a site where you can do small amounts of data entry type work for equally small amounts of money (e.g. transcribe this business card for two cents.)
The work pays next to nothing but it's legitimate money he can earn on his own doing data entry type tasks with no human interaction. If he gets any job, it's going to have to be something like this.
The work pays next to nothing but it's legitimate money he can earn on his own doing data entry type tasks with no human interaction. If he gets any job, it's going to have to be something like this.
Who the hell would hire him? For anything?
Chris wouldn't just be competing with normal people for any job that he could possibly do. He'd be competing with other autistics, almost all of whom would probably make better employees. As far as hiring Chris is concerned, if he's choice A, go with choice B every time, no matter what.
Chris wouldn't just be competing with normal people for any job that he could possibly do. He'd be competing with other autistics, almost all of whom would probably make better employees. As far as hiring Chris is concerned, if he's choice A, go with choice B every time, no matter what.
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The thing is at this point I honestly don't think he's capable of keeping a job for any length of time. Between his laziness and general paranoia he would lose the job (and job agency's support) fairly quickly.Venusaur said:
MrTroll said:
Believe it or not from experience helping LFAs and people suffering through mental retardation, they easily do a much better job at working than Chris could ever do.
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