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Ryan Rash

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We know 14BC has a washing machine (thanks to Ivy's expose), but does Chris even bother doing the laundry, or does he just wear re-runs until he starts getting holes in his clothes?
 

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Ryan Rash said:
We know 14BC has a washing machine (thanks to Ivy's expose), but does Chris even bother doing the laundry, or does he just wear re-runs until he starts getting holes in his clothes?
I think they are now nonfunctional, that Chris buys new :briefs: every time he has crapped them all, he wears stuff he pulls from the hoard or buys at thrift stores until it starts smelling too much for him or getting totally worn out, and that :snorlax: rarely changes clothes or :briefs: .
 

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Didn't he believe (for a time at least) that bras were/are not washable? That they were a one use only kind of thing? I think he mentioned it during one of the Kacey calls.
 

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clearly we saw all dat febreze in the house. It was one of the the only things identifiable in that video.
 

exball

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If Chris turned on his washing machine his house would catch fire.
 

MysticMisty

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Past evidence indicates that Chris would wear the same thing for days without apparently washing it. One can assume without Bob it's probably worse now.
 

Chairman Meow

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All right, I know it's fun to imagine a house full of unwashed :briefs: :briefs: :briefs: but I'm going to take a contrary view.

This is the just-leaked house tour video.

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It was really heard to get a clear image from the Tard-o-Vision filming job Chris did, but notice that the top of the washing machine is conspicuously free and clear of the hoard. Additionally, there appeared to be enough space for the dryer door (at bottom left) to open, and while Chris did have to step over/around a pile of crap to get in there, the laundry room was accessible. In short, there appears to be nothing preventing them from doing laundry if they so choose.

:stupid: and :snorlax: may be living in squalor and filth, but they probably at least have clean clothes once in a while.
 

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I hear Peppy buys all their old clothes now. ]:(P
 

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Chris probably has no idea you're supposed to clean the lint out of the lint catcher... thing.. (I have no idea what its called) between every load. In fact I'm almost positive he has no idea that its supposed to be cleaned ever.
 

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bbooooggaaooooggaa said:
All right, I know it's fun to imagine a house full of unwashed :briefs: :briefs: :briefs: but I'm going to take a contrary view.

This is the just-leaked house tour video.

http://i.imgur.com/WkbDySb.png

It was really heard to get a clear image from the Tard-o-Vision filming job Chris did, but notice that the top of the washing machine is conspicuously free and clear of the hoard. Additionally, there appeared to be enough space for the dryer door (at bottom left) to open, and while Chris did have to step over/around a pile of crap to get in there, the laundry room was accessible. In short, there appears to be nothing preventing them from doing laundry if they so choose.

:stupid: and :snorlax: may be living in squalor and filth, but they probably at least have clean clothes once in a while.

You make a good point, but if I may offer a counterpoint:
lazy cow said:
Chris: Yeah well s-still you know...Yeah we have a two- we have a two-two rack dishwasher with a silverware sectio- silverware section on the front and I'm- I'm still confused on whatcan go- I mean asides from big plates and small cups I'm ah- I get confused about some things which can go on the top rack and which go on the bottom right like uh- I don't know I get-

From Kacey call 15. Chris can't even figure out how to use a dishwasher.
 

CalmMyTits

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My thinking here is that Barb herself does whatever (if any) laundry is done in that shithole.
 

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I'm going to say that yes, the Chandlers do their laundry... BUT.

1) Not as frequently as would be hygienically acceptable. It is true their washer and dryer are visible, and perhas operational. But judging from the clothes we have seen Chris wearing as o late, they decidedly look well-worn. I would not doubt he probably still does wear his same set of clothes for days at a time.

2) Chris does not do the laundry. I seriously suspect Chris, using his skewed logic, probably considers laundry as the woman's job. And since we can assume Barb does next to nothing nowadays... it is safe to assume the laundry machine runs only minimally.
 
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